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TWX [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 8:53:30 PM  
I'm reminded of an older meme...

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2020-08-11 9:13:59 PM  
Don't worry about her.  She was safe.
 
2020-08-11 9:15:16 PM  
Why didn't they just use the combination?
 
2020-08-11 9:16:19 PM  
How do you keep your hot teen daughter away from the likes of Jeffrey Epstein, Alan Dershowitz and Donald Trump without taking precautions?
 
2020-08-11 9:19:37 PM  
Huh?
 
2020-08-11 10:29:05 PM  
"We were able to tell the minor what we were doing from the outside so they wouldn't be too concerned or scared, and had them back away as far away as possible from our entry point," said White.

Interesting, neutral pronoun use. Don't see that too much.
 
2020-08-11 10:30:03 PM  
Investigators said she walked inside the display and the door closed behind her.

Some sort of walk-in gun cellar with hydraulically actuated door closer? Must be a little more to this story.
 
2020-08-11 11:10:07 PM  
Did they at least hook her up with a snorkel and whippets?
 
2020-08-11 11:24:23 PM  

kbronsito: Did they at least hook her up with a snorkel and whippets?


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2020-08-12 12:03:16 AM  

syrynxx: Don't worry about her.  She was safe.


And now she's out.
 
2020-08-12 12:20:42 AM  
Probably hiding her from Trump, the child rapist.
 
2020-08-12 12:22:57 AM  
...unfortunately the fail-safe system failed...
Can that phrase replace "In God We Trust" on our money? It's so much more appropriate.
 
2020-08-12 12:23:14 AM  

WeedBong420: Probably hiding her from Trump, the child rapist.


And there it is TDS
 
2020-08-12 12:24:07 AM  
Brilliant.

Sue the shiat out of that store. How do you have a safe for sale OR display you CANT GET INTO?
 
2020-08-12 12:27:51 AM  

edmo: Investigators said she walked inside the display and the door closed behind her.

Some sort of walk-in gun cellar with hydraulically actuated door closer? Must be a little more to this story.


She probably pulled the door closed on herself as part of some brilliant idea and then found that it automatically locked.

ocelot: WeedBong420: Probably hiding her from Trump, the child rapist.

And there it is TDS


Actually, TDS is a synonym for giving half a shiat about what happens to the nation's future and the world as a whole.
 
2020-08-12 12:37:49 AM  

weddingsinger: Why didn't they just use the combination?


I was wondering the same thing! They've got a safe for sale but they can't open it? Who wants to buy a safe you can't use?
 
2020-08-12 12:41:28 AM  

ocelot: WeedBong420: Probably hiding her from Trump, the child rapist.

And there it is TDS


Don't think you really know what TDS means

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Now that's TDS
 
2020-08-12 12:43:25 AM  

PaulRB: How do you keep your hot teen daughter away from the likes of Jeffrey Epstein, Alan Dershowitz and Donald Trump without taking precautions?


I don't know, maybe putting them on a plane with a former president to escape our justification?

Just do it a bunch of times.
 
2020-08-12 12:45:22 AM  

khatores: edmo: Investigators said she walked inside the display and the door closed behind her.

Some sort of walk-in gun cellar with hydraulically actuated door closer? Must be a little more to this story.

She probably pulled the door closed on herself as part of some brilliant idea and then found that it automatically locked.

ocelot: WeedBong420: Probably hiding her from Trump, the child rapist.

And there it is TDS

Actually, TDS is a synonym for giving half a shiat about what happens to the nation's future and the world as a whole.


No! It's completely deranged to notice that Trump ruins everything he touches, has been credibly accused of child rape, and makes even the worst founding fathers cry. Stop noticing! And definitely never talk about him in any context except a political article that's explicitly about him, or that's Very Bad.

I wonder if the authors of Conservapedia have have put together a conservative version of the DSM.
Top five disorders: Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), Empathy, Compassion, Generosity, Bathing
 
2020-08-12 12:46:21 AM  

weddingsinger: Why didn't they just use the combination?


I have a guess as to where they stored the combination for safekeeping.
 
2020-08-12 12:53:23 AM  
Next to, or instead of?
 
2020-08-12 1:01:11 AM  

WeedBong420: Probably hiding her from Trump, the child rapist.


Every thread. It's like people get paid for these comments now.
 
2020-08-12 1:06:19 AM  
She must be a real pistol.
 
2020-08-12 1:10:52 AM  

khatores: She probably pulled the door closed on herself as part of some brilliant idea and then found that it automatically locked.


Probably got the idea from YouTube jokers
 
2020-08-12 1:13:30 AM  
Crawling inside lockable boxes is something kids do. Which means teenagers are as stupid as the rest of us.

Who keeps a safe on hand, especially on public display, and doesn't know how to re-open it?
 
2020-08-12 1:18:02 AM  

TWX: I'm reminded of an older meme...

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It reminded me of the old-timey, killer junk-yard refrigerators:

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2020-08-12 1:19:01 AM  
Just a very wild guess. The safe has a timer mechanism. And she triggered it. Or it was set to enabled.
A timer mechanism means that it can not be opened again for x hours. Or until a certain time of day. An extra security measure.
 
2020-08-12 1:24:32 AM  
Wow, that doesn't bode well for that unknown brand of safe. They tried the key lock and it failed.
 
2020-08-12 1:25:15 AM  
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/Maybe she was just trying to rob the place
 
2020-08-12 1:28:22 AM  
Searching thread for "Trump"

wow, really.  Is Trump hiding under your bed too?  There is no such thing as accidental safe enclosure.
 
2020-08-12 1:34:03 AM  

MurphyMurphy: Brilliant.

Sue the shiat out of that store. How do you have a safe for sale OR display you CANT GET INTO?


Um, not familiar with many gun collectors, are you? There are plenty of walk-in gun safes and when you're dropping 5 figures on a safe you certainly want to check it out before you buy.

/Buddy had to have his floor reinforced and a picture window removed to have his installed.
 
2020-08-12 1:34:08 AM  
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2020-08-12 1:34:18 AM  
There's a first time for everyth.......

Nope
Again?

THREE KIDS IN ONE SAFE???

Wow- seems to be really common.

I guess even the kids attending gnu shows don't feel safe.
 
2020-08-12 1:35:43 AM  

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: WeedBong420: Probably hiding her from Trump, the child rapist.

Every thread. It's like people get paid for these comments now.


More like people have a lot of anger, and they can easily express it on a site like this. Mocking that fat shiat whenever I can makes me feel better. That whole "threadshiatter" label has lost it relevance.
 
2020-08-12 1:49:17 AM  
What's the fail-safe system? This is the fail-safe system:

All safes are shipped from the manufacturer with try-out combinations. Ideally a safe owner resets the try-out combination after purchasing the safe. This doesn't happen as often as you would think. Many safe owners simply buy the safe and use the try-out combination; making their safe easy prey for safecrackers. The try-out combinations for most safes are an industry standard and widely known by both locksmiths and safecrackers.

Numerous businesses keep their safes on what locksmiths call day lock. By dialing all the numbers of the combination, business users unlock the company safe. Then when closing it, they do not cancel out the combination. This means someone can open the safe by simply opening the door or, at the most, just entering the last number of the combination.

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2020-08-12 1:55:47 AM  

edmo: Investigators said she walked inside the display and the door closed behind her.

Some sort of walk-in gun cellar with hydraulically actuated door closer? Must be a little more to this story.


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2020-08-12 2:00:56 AM  

FarkingChas: Just a very wild guess. The safe has a timer mechanism. And she triggered it. Or it was set to enabled.
A timer mechanism means that it can not be opened again for x hours. Or until a certain time of day. An extra security measure.


Seems a bit unlikely for a gun safe. And even less likely for a demo unit.
 
2020-08-12 2:02:00 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: TWX: I'm reminded of an older meme...

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It reminded me of the old-timey, killer junk-yard refrigerators:

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Old person detected
 
2020-08-12 2:03:28 AM  
Florida tag because everyone else just dials the combo to open a safe.
 
2020-08-12 2:05:35 AM  

FarkingChas: Just a very wild guess. The safe has a timer mechanism. And she triggered it. Or it was set to enabled.
A timer mechanism means that it can not be opened again for x hours. Or until a certain time of day. An extra security measure.


A timer on a gun safe defeats the other side of the security equation - getting your gun when you need it.
 
2020-08-12 2:07:19 AM  
Someone should make a safer safe with an internal pull release.....

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/wish I had energy to photochop this
 
2020-08-12 2:10:13 AM  

waxbeans: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: TWX: I'm reminded of an older meme...

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It reminded me of the old-timey, killer junk-yard refrigerators:

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Old person detected


Pretty much, yeah.
 
2020-08-12 2:12:29 AM  

SimonElectric: FarkingChas: Just a very wild guess. The safe has a timer mechanism. And she triggered it. Or it was set to enabled.
A timer mechanism means that it can not be opened again for x hours. Or until a certain time of day. An extra security measure.

A timer on a gun safe defeats the other side of the security equation - getting your gun when you need it.


Someone with the money for this could easy have more safes. And a huge collection.
 
2020-08-12 2:12:58 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: waxbeans: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: TWX: I'm reminded of an older meme...

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It reminded me of the old-timey, killer junk-yard refrigerators:

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Old person detected

Pretty much, yeah.


47 here.
Time flies.
 
2020-08-12 2:15:01 AM  

FarkingChas: SimonElectric: FarkingChas: Just a very wild guess. The safe has a timer mechanism. And she triggered it. Or it was set to enabled.
A timer mechanism means that it can not be opened again for x hours. Or until a certain time of day. An extra security measure.

A timer on a gun safe defeats the other side of the security equation - getting your gun when you need it.

Someone with the money for this could easy have more safes. And a huge collection.


I used to want a buy a series of safes and use them like a Russian nesting doll to protect my iPod.
😡
Glad I didn't. Damn thing wrong brick regularly.
😡😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
 
2020-08-12 2:26:06 AM  
Sounds like they found her combination.
Pushed her buttons?
Opened her up?
 
2020-08-12 2:26:14 AM  
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Hey, what's going on in this thread?
 
2020-08-12 2:43:16 AM  
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2020-08-12 2:52:31 AM  
The shop was somewhat negligent for not making sure the safe could not be closed given how big it is and how stupid children and teenagers tend to be.  Especially for a safe with a timer on it.

The last time I moved, I configured my (small) safe so that it could not be closed.  That way it wouldn't be stolen in-route by someone who thought something valuable was in it.  Given enough time, any safe can be broken open.
 
2020-08-12 2:55:14 AM  

TWX: I'm reminded of an older meme...

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