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(Toronto Sun)   "Don't be a Dumbass." Is this a warning or an obituary? Why not both, dumbass?   (torontosun.com) divider line
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2020-08-11 10:53:08 PM  
From what I can gather the guy who died was a dumbass and so was the person who wrote the article. Holy crap they didn't even bother to re-read what they typed there. It's atrocious.
 
2020-08-11 10:58:51 PM  
A corrections officer...
Shocking.
 
2020-08-11 10:59:23 PM  
"He drank, drove, and didn't wear his seat belt!"

"And despite being asked about his life's ambition, "I'm gonna be a porn star!'', Holland became a corrections officer"


And nothing of value was lost
 
2020-08-11 10:59:30 PM  
"It is pronounced Doo Mah..."
 
2020-08-11 11:00:15 PM  
So who the fark was this guy, and why should I care that he's dead?
 
2020-08-11 11:01:03 PM  

Any Pie Left: "It is pronounced Doo Mah..."


My favorite insult: Listen here Alexander Dumbass. Some get it. Some do not. Regardless. I enjoy saying it.
 
2020-08-11 11:05:09 PM  
This is considered reporting in 2020?

I'm pretty sure the person who died is the author of the article and was also a corrections officer for Reddit.
 
2020-08-11 11:06:19 PM  

cew-smoke: From what I can gather the guy who died was a dumbass and so was the person who wrote the article. Holy crap they didn't even bother to re-read what they typed there. It's atrocious.


It's the Toronto Sun, I don't expect much.
 
2020-08-11 11:07:17 PM  
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2020-08-11 11:09:15 PM  
New Yorker Cody James Holland, 25, is remembered for his heart, humor and "his middle finger and showing his butt to the world!"

"He drank, drove, and didn't wear his seat belt!"

"He loved steak, chew and beer,"

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This is how a REAL man lives you pussy liberals!
Healthcare for grannies? Behaving as though anyone's life matters? Voting for a WOMAN? Makes me wanna puke.
 
2020-08-11 11:12:12 PM  
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2020-08-11 11:15:39 PM  
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2020-08-11 11:22:10 PM  

JRoo: New Yorker Cody James Holland, 25, is remembered for his heart, humor and "his middle finger and showing his butt to the world!"

"He drank, drove, and didn't wear his seat belt!"

"He loved steak, chew and beer,"

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This is how a REAL man lives you pussy liberals!
Healthcare for grannies? Behaving as though anyone's life matters? Voting for a WOMAN? Makes me wanna puke
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Powerful stuff.
 
2020-08-11 11:45:45 PM  
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2020-08-11 11:52:21 PM  
You gotta beat special kind of dumbass not to wear your seatbelt.
 
2020-08-11 11:54:35 PM  

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Last time I talked to him System UI was not responding.Sad.
 
2020-08-11 11:57:24 PM  

redsquid: A corrections officer...
Shocking.


He pretty much checks all the boxes to be over qualified for law enforcement..Inconsiderate, idiot, redneck,
HS jock who barely had to show up for school and apparently graduated, flagrantly broke the law, etc..
 
2020-08-12 12:15:57 AM  

DittoToo: You gotta beat special kind of dumbass not to wear your seatbelt.


a free one
 
2020-08-12 12:53:33 AM  
Chew?
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Skoal. Won't you?
 
2020-08-12 1:05:00 AM  
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2020-08-12 1:21:44 AM  
What 25 year old listens to Celine Dion?
 
2020-08-12 1:42:57 AM  

Ghastly: What 25 year old listens to Celine Dion?


There's a Karen Carpenter joke in there somewhere.
 
2020-08-12 2:19:43 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Ghastly: What 25 year old listens to Celine Dion?

There's a Karen Carpenter joke in there somewhere.


We should get Kevin Smith to write it. Does he do that star app?
 
2020-08-12 2:58:10 AM  
I'd begin the traditional Fark argument over whether Ogdensburg is upstate, except TFA was written by Canadians for whom none of New York is upstate.
 
2020-08-12 5:48:49 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: So who the fark was this guy, and why should I care that he's dead?


Because EVERYONE is special.
 
2020-08-12 7:26:09 AM  

JRoo: New Yorker Cody James Holland, 25, is remembered for his heart, humor and "his middle finger and showing his butt to the world!"

"He drank, drove, and didn't wear his seat belt!"

"He loved steak, chew and beer,"

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This is how a REAL man lives you pussy liberals!
Healthcare for grannies? Behaving as though anyone's life matters? Voting for a WOMAN? Makes me wanna puke.


farking rights.

I'm gonna rename my son after this guy if I can figure out his name.

Robert Paulson?
 
2020-08-12 8:15:18 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Ghastly: What 25 year old listens to Celine Dion?

There's a Karen Carpenter joke in there somewhere.


Kinda thin chance of that.
 
2020-08-12 10:08:28 AM  
Gotta love da law.......ya fights it all yer life then this guy comes along and........
 
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