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(Athens Banner Herald)   University of Georgia posts and removes guidance for having sex during COVID-19 pandemic--hopefully so they can include the term "doggystyle" in the next draft   (onlineathens.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Human sexual behavior, Sexual intercourse, Sexually transmitted disease, Human sexuality, Oral sex, AIDS, sexual health, University of Georgia  
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2020-08-11 6:29:40 PM  
U of Ga student watching Ugga do what dogs do: "I wish I could do that."
U of Ga professor who overheard the comment: "Son, that dog would bite you."
 
2020-08-11 9:47:50 PM  
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2020-08-11 10:14:28 PM  
I think you mean dawggy style
 
2020-08-11 10:23:46 PM  
"You are your safest sex partner"

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2020-08-11 10:30:48 PM  
College admins spend way too much time worrying what a bunch of 19 year olds are doing with their fun bits.
 
2020-08-12 12:07:30 AM  
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2020-08-12 1:58:56 AM  

dv-ous: College admins spend way too much time worrying what a bunch of 19 year olds are doing with their fun bits.


In this case, 19yos and their funbits are a major vector for spreading the rona.  And no liability waiver is going to be worth the electrons encoding it if Muffy dies after catching the rona on campus.  They aren't saying "You must be celibate"; they are saying "Could you please fark in a way that doesn't end up costing the endowment in settlements".
 
2020-08-12 1:59:35 AM  
The internet made fun of us so we took our balls and went home.
 
2020-08-12 2:08:37 AM  
Here's some more sage advice in these troubling times...

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2020-08-12 2:10:17 AM  

HighlanderRPI: "You are your safest sex partner"

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Is that hand sanitizer or lube?

Yes!

A new product has been born.
 
2020-08-12 2:12:36 AM  
College contest for innovative safe sex Barriers
 
2020-08-12 2:14:43 AM  

Boo_Guy: HighlanderRPI: "You are your safest sex partner"

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Is that hand sanitizer or lube?

Yes!

A new product has been born.


I think we all remember the one time we were young and naive and tried to fap in the shower with soap.

Ain't no effin way you're foolin us into tryin it with hand sanitizer...
 
2020-08-12 2:17:22 AM  

erik-k: Boo_Guy: HighlanderRPI: "You are your safest sex partner"

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Is that hand sanitizer or lube?

Yes!

A new product has been born.

I think we all remember the one time we were young and naive and tried to fap in the shower with soap.

Ain't no effin way you're foolin us into tryin it with hand sanitizer...


Pro tip
Avoid toothpaste, head& shoulders, Listerine, gold Bonds, alcohol, bleach, mint, cocaine.
Also cocaine didn't do anything but hurt.
 
2020-08-12 2:27:53 AM  

dv-ous: College admins spend way too much time worrying what a bunch of 19 year olds are doing with their fun bits.


Is twice a day too much time?  Also, what exactly counts as "worrying"?  Asking for a friend.
 
2020-08-12 4:31:47 AM  

waxbeans: erik-k: Boo_Guy: HighlanderRPI: "You are your safest sex partner"

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Is that hand sanitizer or lube?

Yes!

A new product has been born.

I think we all remember the one time we were young and naive and tried to fap in the shower with soap.

Ain't no effin way you're foolin us into tryin it with hand sanitizer...

Pro tip
Avoid toothpaste, head& shoulders, Listerine, gold Bonds, alcohol, bleach, mint, cocaine.
Also cocaine didn't do anything but hurt.


Toothpaste? Who thinks 'it's gritty and minty. I'll try that'?
 
2020-08-12 4:37:29 AM  

Gordon Bennett: waxbeans: erik-k: Boo_Guy: HighlanderRPI: "You are your safest sex partner"

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Is that hand sanitizer or lube?

Yes!

A new product has been born.

I think we all remember the one time we were young and naive and tried to fap in the shower with soap.

Ain't no effin way you're foolin us into tryin it with hand sanitizer...

Pro tip
Avoid toothpaste, head& shoulders, Listerine, gold Bonds, alcohol, bleach, mint, cocaine.
Also cocaine didn't do anything but hurt.

Toothpaste? Who thinks 'it's gritty and minty. I'll try that'?


Maybe he had that not so fresh feeling down there.
 
2020-08-12 5:09:37 AM  

Gordon Bennett: waxbeans: erik-k: Boo_Guy: HighlanderRPI: "You are your safest sex partner"

[Fark user image image 428x320]


Is that hand sanitizer or lube?

Yes!

A new product has been born.

I think we all remember the one time we were young and naive and tried to fap in the shower with soap.

Ain't no effin way you're foolin us into tryin it with hand sanitizer...

Pro tip
Avoid toothpaste, head& shoulders, Listerine, gold Bonds, alcohol, bleach, mint, cocaine.
Also cocaine didn't do anything but hurt.

Toothpaste? Who thinks 'it's gritty and minty. I'll try that'?


😔
Long story
 
2020-08-12 5:10:55 AM  

Boo_Guy: Gordon Bennett: waxbeans: erik-k: Boo_Guy: HighlanderRPI: "You are your safest sex partner"

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Is that hand sanitizer or lube?

Yes!

A new product has been born.

I think we all remember the one time we were young and naive and tried to fap in the shower with soap.

Ain't no effin way you're foolin us into tryin it with hand sanitizer...

Pro tip
Avoid toothpaste, head& shoulders, Listerine, gold Bonds, alcohol, bleach, mint, cocaine.
Also cocaine didn't do anything but hurt.

Toothpaste? Who thinks 'it's gritty and minty. I'll try that'?

Maybe he had that not so fresh feeling down there.


Exactly
 
2020-08-12 5:12:47 AM  
People have short memories. This was sorted a long time ago.

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Masks and goggles and your all set!
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2020-08-12 7:04:37 AM  

dv-ous: College admins spend way too much time worrying what a bunch of 19 year olds are doing with their fun bits.


Of course.  Part of their job is to understand what the students care about.

I first wrote that as "in touch with" but decided that wasn't a good phrase to use.
 
2020-08-12 7:19:32 AM  

waxbeans: erik-k: Boo_Guy: HighlanderRPI: "You are your safest sex partner"

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Is that hand sanitizer or lube?

Yes!

A new product has been born.

I think we all remember the one time we were young and naive and tried to fap in the shower with soap.

Ain't no effin way you're foolin us into tryin it with hand sanitizer...

Pro tip
Avoid toothpaste, head& shoulders, Listerine, gold Bonds, alcohol, bleach, mint, cocaine.
Also cocaine didn't do anything but hurt.


Get one of those silicone oven gloves and a tube of painters caulk.
That shiat is off the rails crazy..!

/ of course, I am kidding
// don't try this at home
/// anyone's home...especially if anyone's home...
 
2020-08-12 7:44:44 AM  
All about the glory hole.
 
2020-08-12 8:10:18 AM  
It's amazing the problems that can be avoided if you only have sex with one person you seem on a regular basis, rather than randomly hooking up with strangers.

But I guess if you go through college without at least one drunk hookup (per month?) you're not really living, right?
 
2020-08-12 8:40:45 AM  

dv-ous: College admins spend way too much time worrying what a bunch of 19 year olds are doing with their fun bits.


A friend of mine is a consultant for a number of universities and he's had no shortage of work during the pandemic. Some of his clients want honest advice on what to do. Some just want someone to come in and bless their "Reopen Full Blast!" policy so they have someone to blame if it doesn't work (he refuses).

He told me that the main thing that he tells these admins is that they should just get out of town with their "Students will of course stay in dorms for safety" or whatnot. That the administrators need to face reality and recognize that no matter what the rules are, students are going to 1. Drink and they're going to 2. fark. He said he even uses that language, to try and shock them into recognizing that THIS IS WHAT STUDENTS DO and they need to get their heads out of their asses and recognize reality rather than just going with their current policy of "cross their fingers and just hope it goes away".

It's sort of like states and schools that push the whole "Abstinence-only" policies and then get shocked that they have the highest teen pregnancy rates because they don't teach about condoms or birth control. Administrators don't have to actually focus on WHAT any student specifically is doing with their bits, but they HAVE TO ACCEPT that they're GOING TO BE USING THEM and make policy that recognizes that.
 
2020-08-12 8:49:37 AM  
However, when the information was mocked, ridiculed and criticized on social media, we decided to take it down," explained UGA spokesman Greg Trevor.

"You are your safest sex partner," the advice began


Well no shiat that wording is going to get mocked. It's still an important message to protect your students.
 
2020-08-12 9:02:10 AM  

Drubell: However, when the information was mocked, ridiculed and criticized on social media, we decided to take it down," explained UGA spokesman Greg Trevor.

"You are your safest sex partner," the advice began

Well no shiat that wording is going to get mocked. It's still an important message to protect your students.


and that describes a lot of our problems in a nutshell...a university was shamed into silence over sharing valid information.

what is next, enough people mock evolution, so you will stop teaching biology?  enough people mock the idea that the earth goes around the sun, so you switch to astrology?
 
2020-08-12 9:29:53 AM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: It's amazing the problems that can be avoided if you only have sex with one person you seem on a regular basis, rather than randomly hooking up with strangers.

But I guess if you go through college without at least one drunk hookup (per month?) you're not really living, right?


Well we all found the college Republican on fark who remained a virgin throughout college.
 
2020-08-12 9:33:27 AM  
With advice like avoid kissing and you are your best sex partner I guess the gamer gate guys are safe with all hookers saying they don't kiss and all.
 
2020-08-12 7:45:45 PM  
It's not ridiculous.(And there's no mention or recommendation of glory holes).

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