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I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-11 5:30:38 PM  
117 votes:
The anemone of my antimony is my edimame.
 
gnarlywizzard
2020-08-11 6:07:49 PM  
44 votes:
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elvisaintdead [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-11 5:35:09 PM  
41 votes:

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The anemone of my antimony is my edimame.


Chopsticks, leoninds.
 
Etchy333 [OhFark]
2020-08-11 6:13:33 PM  
28 votes:

parasol: eurotrader: That was quick, I wonder how many they already had  done.

imo, it wasn't their best work

I'm sure they had something in the can ready for pretty much every probable pick


"In these uncertain times, we need leadership that isn't afraid to ask the tough questions. What is life? Can I manifest things for myself through wishes? Why don't I try these crystals? That's why Joe Biden picked, Marianne Williamson, a proven thought leader, that isn't afraid to buck the status quo."
 
LovesToSpooge
2020-08-11 6:21:31 PM  
24 votes:
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Rock Krenn
2020-08-11 6:27:56 PM  
18 votes:

Anenu: King Something: The enemy of my enemy is not my enemy.

The enemy of my enemy is my enemies enemy.



I am very uncomfortable with all this talk about enemas.

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Martian_Astronomer [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 6:22:15 PM  
14 votes:

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The anemone of my antimony is my edimame.


The anomie of my entropy is my enemy's enema.
 
blastoh [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 5:42:22 PM  
13 votes:

eurotrader: That was quick, I wonder how many they already had  done.


I saw Rick Wilson post on Twitter the other day that he was tired of editing.

Now we know why
 
King Something [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-08-11 5:03:34 PM  
12 votes:
The enemy of my enemy is not my enemy.
 
Gonz
2020-08-11 6:22:22 PM  
10 votes:

Etchy333: "In these uncertain times, we need leadership that isn't afraid to ask the tough questions... Joe Biden picked Marianne Williamson."


"In these uncertain times, America wants predictability more than ever. As events around us seen to spiral into chaos on a more and more consistent basis, America needs normalcy. After 4 years of Trump, America needs a Vice President who makes Mike Pence seem like Hugh Hefner. That's why Joe Biden chose the Minnesota normalcy and Midwestern calm of Amy Klobuchar."
 
HighOnCraic [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 6:19:46 PM  
10 votes:
The Chuck D. of my Flava Flav is my Terminator X.
 
phrawgh
2020-08-11 6:14:33 PM  
10 votes:
Trump just called Harris a... liar.

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chucknasty [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-11 7:12:08 PM  
8 votes:
I saw that trump called her nasty. I can sympathize with her. people call me that all the time:(
 
phrawgh
2020-08-11 6:50:00 PM  
7 votes:
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soopey [OhFark]
2020-08-11 6:35:16 PM  
7 votes:
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Fox news / fox business with this headline and supporting text. Everyone else says, huh?
 
KiltedBastich
2020-08-11 6:28:03 PM  
7 votes:

mrparks: When Donnie did that photo-op at the church, holding up a bible like a spittle-flecked sexually frustrated Baptist on tent night he completed the grifter bingo.

Well, almost. He hasn't sold used cars, has he?


Trump has never been able to project enough trustworthiness to sell used cars.
 
169th Cousin [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 6:10:33 PM  
7 votes:
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Anenu [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 5:07:32 PM  
7 votes:

King Something: The enemy of my enemy is not my enemy.


The enemy of my enemy is my enemies enemy.
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-11 6:30:32 PM  
6 votes:

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The anemone of my antimony is my edimame.


The actinium of my americium is molybdenum
 
Hickory-smoked
2020-08-11 8:28:44 PM  
5 votes:
LOL

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snowshovel
2020-08-11 6:33:31 PM  
5 votes:

transporter_ii: eurotrader: That was quick, I wonder how many they already had  done.

They are running the show. They called Joe up and said he could like it or lump it.

/They could have done worse.


So a superpac colluding with a Biden's group? That sounds illegal. But since breaking the law is the forefront of liberal policies I guess it's ok then.
 
phrawgh
2020-08-11 6:42:45 PM  
4 votes:

HighOnCraic: [Fark user image 416x750]


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Night Train to Wakanda
2020-08-11 8:30:06 PM  
3 votes:

Hickory-smoked: LOL

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Your cropping needs a little work.
 
HighOnCraic [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 6:36:51 PM  
3 votes:
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vrax
2020-08-11 8:48:53 PM  
2 votes:

Night Train to Wakanda: Hickory-smoked: LOL

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Your cropping needs a little work.


Here:

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johnny queso
2020-08-11 8:03:06 PM  
2 votes:

PunkTiger: soopey: [Fark user image 850x315]

Fox news / fox business with this headline and supporting text. Everyone else says, huh?

"...lurch to the far left"?? This is barely centrist! Hell, Bernie was further left than Biden/Harris.


reagan was farther left than biden/harris
 
BigNumber12
2020-08-11 6:37:55 PM  
2 votes:

eurotrader: That was quick, I wonder how many they already had  done.


You should have seen the "eurotrader" version. They were reeeeeally having to reach for positive attributes.
 
FrancoFile [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 6:28:15 PM  
2 votes:

iheartscotch: King Something: The enemy of my enemy is not my enemy.

You shouldn't trust an enemy of your enemy. You definitely shouldn't trust an ally with land adjacent to yours. Assume that every other power is your enemy and you can be pleasantly surprised on occasion.

/ if you win, you can write in the history books about what great friends and good people you were


I too have played Diplomacy with devious teenage friends.
 
Smirky the Wonder Chimp
2020-08-11 6:24:43 PM  
2 votes:

gnarlywizzard: [Fark user image image 425x502]


I still can't believe that that movie was real.
 
weddingsinger [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 6:14:47 PM  
2 votes:
You can appreciate the Lincoln Project's pot shots at Trump, but only idiots donate to them.  They're still Republicans and contributed to the last 20ish years of sh*tty GOP policy and attacks on Dems.
 
iheartscotch [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 5:53:36 PM  
2 votes:

King Something: The enemy of my enemy is not my enemy.


You shouldn't trust an enemy of your enemy. You definitely shouldn't trust an ally with land adjacent to yours. Assume that every other power is your enemy and you can be pleasantly surprised on occasion.

/ if you win, you can write in the history books about what great friends and good people you were
 
jso2897
2020-08-11 8:37:06 PM  
1 vote:

Anenu: King Something: The enemy of my enemy is not my enemy.

The enemy of my enemy is my enemies enemy.


May the enemy of my enemy become my enemy's enema.
 
Subtonic [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 8:10:44 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if anyone will mention we should be wary of TLP. That would be a bold and unique point to make.

Not sure if anyone made this observation before.
 
HighOnCraic [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 8:02:22 PM  
1 vote:
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Anyone who doesn't like this movie is my enemy.
 
the voice of raisin [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-08-11 7:53:29 PM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: King Something: The enemy of my enemy is not my enemy.

You shouldn't trust an enemy of your enemy. You definitely shouldn't trust an ally with land adjacent to yours. Assume that every other power is your enemy and you can be pleasantly surprised on occasion.

/ if you win, you can write in the history books about what great friends and good people you were


why do you hate Canadians?

/jk
 
ABQGOD
2020-08-11 7:47:55 PM  
1 vote:

Bob The Nob: Com-eh-la not Com-me-la?


"comma" like the punctuation mark, that's what helps me remember the correct pronunciation.
 
vrax
2020-08-11 7:19:11 PM  
1 vote:
Oh boy:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/s​t​atus/1293285949917495300
 
Martian_Astronomer [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 6:38:36 PM  
1 vote:

soopey: [Fark user image 850x315]

Fox news / fox business with this headline and supporting text. Everyone else says, huh?


I'm pretty sure that headline was pre-written with the VP pick's name blank.
 
Bennie Crabtree [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 6:33:57 PM  
1 vote:

Rock Krenn: Anenu: King Something: The enemy of my enemy is not my enemy.

The enemy of my enemy is my enemies enemy.


I am very uncomfortable with all this talk about enemas.

[Fark user image 300x225]


Welcome to Election 2020.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-11 6:32:55 PM  
1 vote:
The Lincoln Project is run better than the country.
 
Bennie Crabtree [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 6:31:32 PM  
1 vote:

Martian_Astronomer: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The anemone of my antimony is my edimame.

The anomie of my entropy is my enemy's enema.

enema anemone.

/tee hee
//50 ways to leave your lover?
///threeeeeeeeeee
 
Mindlock
2020-08-11 6:28:35 PM  
1 vote:

PaulRB: It wasn't great, but it wasn't bad.  I'm sure there'll be many more to come.

The Lincoln Project seems to be better at sticking it to Trump and the Republicans.  It's their passion.


I gotta say, if my job was taking a bat to Donald Trump's knees I'd always show up early while whistling a tune.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 6:22:53 PM  
1 vote:
Given both Biden's and Harris's desire to lock up minorities, of course The Lincoln Project will like them.

/voting D and telling everyone I know to do the same
 
Isitoveryet
2020-08-11 6:16:24 PM  
1 vote:

Bennie Crabtree: parasol: eurotrader: That was quick, I wonder how many they already had  done.

imo, it wasn't their best work

I'm sure they had something in the can ready for pretty much every probable pick

They couldn't be snarky with this one. They also had to convince Republican voters the Black woman wasn't a threat.


when Trump Conservatives watch FOX News, they clutch their purses and feel for their wallets in their trousers when those people are on the screen.
 
kyleaugustus
2020-08-11 6:12:47 PM  
1 vote:

gnarlywizzard: [Fark user image 425x502]


Ah, Theodore Rex.  He does love his cookies, cookies, cookies!

RLM did a fun review in Best of the Worst with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4pJL​1​eAh00
 
Bennie Crabtree [TotalFark]
2020-08-11 6:11:12 PM  
1 vote:

parasol: eurotrader: That was quick, I wonder how many they already had  done.

imo, it wasn't their best work

I'm sure they had something in the can ready for pretty much every probable pick


They couldn't be snarky with this one. They also had to convince Republican voters the Black woman wasn't a threat.
 
parasol
2020-08-11 5:29:01 PM  
1 vote:

eurotrader: That was quick, I wonder how many they already had  done.


imo, it wasn't their best work

I'm sure they had something in the can ready for pretty much every probable pick
 
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