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2020-08-11 6:33:31 PM  

transporter_ii: eurotrader: That was quick, I wonder how many they already had  done.

They are running the show. They called Joe up and said he could like it or lump it.

/They could have done worse.


So a superpac colluding with a Biden's group? That sounds illegal. But since breaking the law is the forefront of liberal policies I guess it's ok then.
 
2020-08-11 6:33:57 PM  

Rock Krenn: Anenu: King Something: The enemy of my enemy is not my enemy.

The enemy of my enemy is my enemies enemy.


I am very uncomfortable with all this talk about enemas.

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Welcome to Election 2020.
 
2020-08-11 6:34:05 PM  

LovesToSpooge: [Fark user image 590x288]


You know that's going to happen. Some Q dipshiat will make some dipshiat post that will get passed to Alex Jones that will make it to Roger Stone then Glen Beck. By next week some mouthpiece of the Russian state media that works for OANN will have a weeklong, hard-hitting investigation with dramatic reenactments worthy of Clutch Cargo. In 11 days Sean Hannity will "just ask questions." In 2 weeks time Trump will be calling in to Fox and Friends and he will spend 47 minutes rambling about why the Fake News Media won't talk about how Senator "kah-MA-la, what is that, was she in Indiana Jones?" won't reveal where she was born. How do we really know she grew up in Berkley? Berkley? She's practically a communist! DO WE WANT A COMMUNIST SO CLOSE TO THE WHITE HOUSE?!?" Steve Doocey sounds like he's gargling something in response.

It's like human centipede with extra steps.
 
2020-08-11 6:35:16 PM  
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Fox news / fox business with this headline and supporting text. Everyone else says, huh?
 
2020-08-11 6:36:26 PM  

snowshovel: transporter_ii: eurotrader: That was quick, I wonder how many they already had  done.

They are running the show. They called Joe up and said he could like it or lump it.

/They could have done worse.

So a superpac colluding with a Biden's group? That sounds illegal. But since breaking the law is the forefront of liberal policies I guess it's ok then.


Coming from a dude who thinks facemasks during a pandemic are the same thing as stringing the streets with barbed wire, I'm really struggling to think why anyone should care.
 
2020-08-11 6:36:49 PM  

snowshovel: transporter_ii: eurotrader: That was quick, I wonder how many they already had  done.

They are running the show. They called Joe up and said he could like it or lump it.

/They could have done worse.

So a superpac colluding with a Biden's group? That sounds illegal. But since breaking the law is the forefront of liberal policies I guess it's ok then.


2.75 / 10 . And you had been improving so much. Alas.
 
2020-08-11 6:36:51 PM  
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2020-08-11 6:37:55 PM  

eurotrader: That was quick, I wonder how many they already had  done.


You should have seen the "eurotrader" version. They were reeeeeally having to reach for positive attributes.
 
2020-08-11 6:38:36 PM  

soopey: [Fark user image 850x315]

Fox news / fox business with this headline and supporting text. Everyone else says, huh?


I'm pretty sure that headline was pre-written with the VP pick's name blank.
 
2020-08-11 6:42:45 PM  

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2020-08-11 6:43:30 PM  

Gonz: ansius: I wonder if this is what the official Biden Harris camping will run with?

If they don't, they're fools.

At the end of the day, the biggest strength Joe Biden brings to the table is his compassion. Yeah, he's smart, but there have been a lot of smart people in D.C. who weren't worth a damn. Biden may trip over his own tongue a lot, but he also gives a damn.

Meanwhile, Kamala may have had her flaws, but she's never going to say she backed down from a fight.

Truth be told, I dig this team.


Joe Biden Corn Pop Story Animated
Youtube hYEl1sSxM20
 
2020-08-11 6:44:53 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: soopey: [Fark user image 850x315]

Fox news / fox business with this headline and supporting text. Everyone else says, huh?

I'm pretty sure that headline was pre-written with the VP pick's name blank.


Probably. I'm surprised they put "Kamala Harris" in the headline. Shoulda left it generic.
 
2020-08-11 6:47:15 PM  
TLP does its best work with the knives out, but this ad is fine.
 
2020-08-11 6:48:26 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The anemone of my antimony is my edimame.


Anemone song
Youtube 93wE-2E0b4Q
 
2020-08-11 6:49:54 PM  

LovesToSpooge: [Fark user image image 590x288]


You know it's coming...
 
2020-08-11 6:50:00 PM  
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2020-08-11 6:51:16 PM  

Alien Robot: Gonz: ansius: I wonder if this is what the official Biden Harris camping will run with?

If they don't, they're fools.

At the end of the day, the biggest strength Joe Biden brings to the table is his compassion. Yeah, he's smart, but there have been a lot of smart people in D.C. who weren't worth a damn. Biden may trip over his own tongue a lot, but he also gives a damn.

Meanwhile, Kamala may have had her flaws, but she's never going to say she backed down from a fight.

Truth be told, I dig this team.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/hYEl1sSx​M20]


Corn Pops are a cereal, not popcorn, dumbass. JFC the stupid burns.
 
2020-08-11 7:06:14 PM  

eurotrader: That was quick, I wonder how many they already had  done.


It was done a whole lot better than that canned attack ad el Douche's campaign put out right after the announcement.
 
2020-08-11 7:06:42 PM  

Gonz: ansius: I wonder if this is what the official Biden Harris camping will run with?

If they don't, they're fools.

At the end of the day, the biggest strength Joe Biden brings to the table is his compassion. Yeah, he's smart, but there have been a lot of smart people in D.C. who weren't worth a damn. Biden may trip over his own tongue a lot, but he also gives a damn.

Meanwhile, Kamala may have had her flaws, but she's never going to say she backed down from a fight.

Truth be told, I dig this team.


Yeah, this.

I think she might actually be more useful in the Senate, but I can't blame Biden for picking somebody who's qualified, dynamic, articulate, has a national profile, etc etc.   If I were running for President, I'd want her as my VP nominee, over anybody else I can think of  - except maybe Biden, but that's more because of Biden's experience with national campaigning than anything else.
 
2020-08-11 7:12:04 PM  
mongbiohazard:

I see where you get that idea from, but you read me wrong.

The Trump people are trying to turn this into a study of contrasts, but the difficulty is how similar - yes, similar! - they are, physically. Samish age, but JB is in better shape physically, which means a lot. DJT looks like, and is, a f*cking mess, and there are a lot of things they can't say about Biden without getting some on Trump. Bit of a problem.
 
2020-08-11 7:12:08 PM  
I saw that trump called her nasty. I can sympathize with her. people call me that all the time:(
 
2020-08-11 7:19:00 PM  

edmo: The Lincoln Project is run better than the country.


That's not really a compliment right now.
 
2020-08-11 7:19:11 PM  
 
2020-08-11 7:20:54 PM  

Rock Krenn: Anenu: King Something: The enemy of my enemy is not my enemy.

The enemy of my enemy is my enemies enemy.


I am very uncomfortable with all this talk about enemas.

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2020-08-11 7:23:47 PM  

mrparks: When Donnie did that photo-op at the church, holding up a bible like a spittle-flecked sexually frustrated Baptist on tent night he completed the grifter bingo.

Well, almost. He hasn't sold used cars, has he?


No, but he did sell some slightly used airplanes.
 
2020-08-11 7:37:51 PM  

mrparks: mongbiohazard:

I see where you get that idea from, but you read me wrong.

The Trump people are trying to turn this into a study of contrasts, but the difficulty is how similar - yes, similar! - they are, physically. Samish age, but JB is in better shape physically, which means a lot. DJT looks like, and is, a f*cking mess, and there are a lot of things they can't say about Biden without getting some on Trump. Bit of a problem.


Ah, sorry, I got you now. We're on the same page.

You're completely right. They can't credibly go after Biden on that shiat without making themselves even more vulnerable to counter-attack. When they're on stage together, the disparity will be clear - no matter how much of what they have Trump dosed up with for it.
 
2020-08-11 7:41:45 PM  

vrax: Oh boy:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/st​atus/1293285949917495300


Low energy. Sad.
 
2020-08-11 7:46:02 PM  
Com-eh-la not Com-me-la?
 
2020-08-11 7:47:55 PM  

Bob The Nob: Com-eh-la not Com-me-la?


"comma" like the punctuation mark, that's what helps me remember the correct pronunciation.
 
2020-08-11 7:49:56 PM  

elvisaintdead: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The anemone of my antimony is my edimame.

Chopsticks, leoninds.


Tonight Perseids.
 
2020-08-11 7:53:29 PM  

iheartscotch: King Something: The enemy of my enemy is not my enemy.

You shouldn't trust an enemy of your enemy. You definitely shouldn't trust an ally with land adjacent to yours. Assume that every other power is your enemy and you can be pleasantly surprised on occasion.

/ if you win, you can write in the history books about what great friends and good people you were


why do you hate Canadians?

/jk
 
2020-08-11 7:53:47 PM  

soopey: [Fark user image 850x315]

Fox news / fox business with this headline and supporting text. Everyone else says, huh?


"...lurch to the far left"?? This is barely centrist! Hell, Bernie was further left than Biden/Harris.
 
2020-08-11 8:02:22 PM  
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Anyone who doesn't like this movie is my enemy.
 
2020-08-11 8:03:06 PM  

PunkTiger: soopey: [Fark user image 850x315]

Fox news / fox business with this headline and supporting text. Everyone else says, huh?

"...lurch to the far left"?? This is barely centrist! Hell, Bernie was further left than Biden/Harris.


reagan was farther left than biden/harris
 
2020-08-11 8:04:00 PM  
Senator Harris landed the single most square punch to Biden's jaw of any Democrat, with her "that little girl was me" line. It was calculated to, quite frankly, knock him out of the race.

He wins the nomination, looks at that person, and says "that's my kind of Vice President".

That says a lot. First off, picture our current president acting that strong. But, second, think about how that confidence is going to project globally. Not a bully, just a guy who respects a smart fighter.
 
2020-08-11 8:10:44 PM  
I wonder if anyone will mention we should be wary of TLP. That would be a bold and unique point to make.

Not sure if anyone made this observation before.
 
2020-08-11 8:16:22 PM  

Subtonic: I wonder if anyone will mention we should be wary of TLP. That would be a bold and unique point to make.

Not sure if anyone made this observation before.


I don't know whether that point's been made, but I also think maybe it's worth entertaining the notion of a temporary alliance, much like we had with Stalin during the last war when we were united in our goal to defeat Hitler. IDK, just throwing it out there.
 
2020-08-11 8:17:21 PM  

ivan: Subtonic: I wonder if anyone will mention we should be wary of TLP. That would be a bold and unique point to make.

Not sure if anyone made this observation before.

I don't know whether that point's been made, but I also think maybe it's worth entertaining the notion of a temporary alliance, much like we had with Stalin during the last war when we were united in our goal to defeat Hitler. IDK, just throwing it out there.


Hey you guys, let them fight, enemy of my enemy and all that.
 
2020-08-11 8:26:26 PM  

ILoveBurritos: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The anemone of my antimony is my edimame.

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Dayum
 
2020-08-11 8:28:44 PM  
LOL

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2020-08-11 8:30:06 PM  

Hickory-smoked: LOL

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Your cropping needs a little work.
 
2020-08-11 8:37:06 PM  

Anenu: King Something: The enemy of my enemy is not my enemy.

The enemy of my enemy is my enemies enemy.


May the enemy of my enemy become my enemy's enema.
 
2020-08-11 8:39:16 PM  
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I wonder how much of their money from Democratic donors they spent on that: https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/15/​politic​s/lincoln-project-donors/index.html

And while you're over here explaining how the enemy of our enemy is our ally - but just for now! - do you think other Republicans haven't noticed TLP are allying with their enemy?: https://www.nationalreview.co​m/corner/​who-funds-the-lincoln-project-exactly-​whom-you-expect/

What's really going to help sway Republican voters to our side is to tell everyone what great things TLP are doing for Democrats, give them large Democratic donations, totally destroy their cred with Republican voters, and remind people we're going to sell them out after the election because we know they're trash and we always knew it.

Do you not realize these Trump voters we're supposedly trying to woo can see you? Do you think they buy anything you or TLP are selling?
 
2020-08-11 8:44:49 PM  

Hickory-smoked: LOL

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Ben Shapiro is a choad, anyway.
 
2020-08-11 8:48:53 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: Hickory-smoked: LOL

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Your cropping needs a little work.


Here:

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2020-08-11 8:49:10 PM  

johnny queso: PunkTiger: soopey: [Fark user image 850x315]

Fox news / fox business with this headline and supporting text. Everyone else says, huh?

"...lurch to the far left"?? This is barely centrist! Hell, Bernie was further left than Biden/Harris.

reagan was farther left than biden/harris


Ronald "9 Scariest Words" Reagan, who campaigned in Mississippi with Trent Lott and Strom Thurmond?

/#welfarequeen
 
2020-08-11 9:28:24 PM  

soopey: I kinda wish it had been Elizabeth Warren only to see how the Lincoln project would choke down their bile and cut a positive ad for her.

Let's not kid ourselves, it would have been almost the exact same script and images. Just Elizabeth, Tulsi, or Hillary spliced in.


Tulsi?
Hillary?
What are you smoking?
 
2020-08-11 9:34:34 PM  
You know what this signals? That the Dem high command believes that the Senate is in play.
That idea actually makes me more excited than this ticket, and that is probably not a good comparison for me to make if I'm trying to suggest that I am excited.
 
2020-08-11 9:34:56 PM  

HighOnCraic: johnny queso: PunkTiger: soopey: [Fark user image 850x315]

Fox news / fox business with this headline and supporting text. Everyone else says, huh?

"...lurch to the far left"?? This is barely centrist! Hell, Bernie was further left than Biden/Harris.

reagan was farther left than biden/harris

Ronald "9 Scariest Words" Reagan, who campaigned in Mississippi with Trent Lott and Strom Thurmond?

/#welfarequeen


not saying he wasn't a corrupt, garbage human.
just that the right has been effective at shifting the center so far to the right that reagan today would be considered pink.
 
2020-08-11 9:48:45 PM  

DoBeDoBeLurk: Do you not realize these Trump voters we're supposedly trying to woo can see you? Do you think they buy anything you or TLP are selling?


Considering that most of them aren't smart enough to see through Trump's obvious grifting in the first place, I am far from convinced they won't be fooled. Heck, I wouldn't trust them to be smart enough to pour piss out of a boot.

The target is the marginal Trump voters anyhow, the ones already having second thoughts. The way the message is portrayed, the language and tone, is in many respects more important than the actual message. They wouldn't be Trump voters in the first place if there wasn't a strong emotional aspect to their choice rather than reason. Play on their emotions and it doesn't matter what they think about the origins.
 
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