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2020-08-11 4:14:57 PM  
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2020-08-11 4:27:24 PM  
Here's to hoping it blows up on the pad.
 
2020-08-11 4:35:41 PM  
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

And Saint Attila raised the missile up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy missile, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Launch Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then launch thou thy Holy Missile of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
 
2020-08-11 5:50:26 PM  
I wasn't aware that NE Minneapolis had a missile program...

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2020-08-11 5:52:39 PM  

IgG4: I wasn't aware that NE Minneapolis had a missile program...

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They are so done taking shiat from St Paul.
 
2020-08-11 6:21:36 PM  
The number of the counting shall be three.
 
2020-08-11 6:22:18 PM  
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2020-08-11 6:22:25 PM  
One...two...five
 
2020-08-11 6:22:41 PM  

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Three my Lord.
 
2020-08-11 6:23:07 PM  
We haven't had an intifada in a while
 
2020-08-11 6:24:43 PM  
Hopefully it's an asshole-seeking missile and will just fly straight to Netanyahu.
 
2020-08-11 6:26:08 PM  

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"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
 
2020-08-11 6:26:18 PM  
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2020-08-11 6:27:26 PM  
Is the rocket pointy or round?
 
2020-08-11 6:28:04 PM  
We are literally living wag the dog
 
2020-08-11 6:28:21 PM  
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2020-08-11 6:29:13 PM  
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Came in for this.
 
2020-08-11 6:30:56 PM  
As God intended, surely
 
2020-08-11 6:31:25 PM  

HomoHabilis: [Fark user image image 715x807]Came in for this.


Biggest fifty cal I ever saw
 
2020-08-11 6:31:48 PM  

HomoHabilis: [Fark user image image 715x807]Came in for this.


Username apropos
 
2020-08-11 6:31:53 PM  
How many times will they have to fire Iron Dome to keep their missile from being blown up on the launchpad?
 
2020-08-11 6:34:10 PM  
A missile test is Fark user image?
 
2020-08-11 6:35:35 PM  
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2020-08-11 6:36:18 PM  
Never should have given Brother Maynard the Holy Launch Codes.
 
2020-08-11 6:36:47 PM  

Maud Dib: HomoHabilis: [Fark user image image 715x807]Came in for this.

Username apropos


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2020-08-11 6:38:25 PM  
It might seem like a missile is too much, to defend against a rock throwing child, but perhaps you are forgetting about the holocaust?
 
2020-08-11 6:38:30 PM  

BigNumber12: A missile test is [Fark user image image 61x15]?


Possibly because some people expect it to be more of an "accidental" attack than a "test"? I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they took out a Palestinian settlement and said "Oops! Our bad!". Because they're like that.
 
2020-08-11 6:39:16 PM  
"Biden better be a good friend to Israel, or else we'll steal more land and somehow manage to be bigger dickheads to everyone in the region, and if you challenge us on it then you're as bad as Hitler."
 
2020-08-11 6:41:38 PM  

Mikey1969: I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they took out a Palestinian settlement and said "Oops! Our bad!". Because they're like that.


When has that happened?
 
2020-08-11 6:42:41 PM  

FnkyTwn: "Biden better be a good friend to Israel, or else we'll steal more land and somehow manage to be bigger dickheads to everyone in the region, and if you challenge us on it then you're as bad as Hitler."


Theyre not Jews now their Israelis
 
2020-08-11 6:42:48 PM  
I took a long hiatus from Fark between like 2010 and 2016 when the train-wreck of Trump drew (haha) me back into this particular time-waster.

... so do we still do "summon Tatsuma?"
 
2020-08-11 6:47:02 PM  

BigNumber12: Mikey1969: I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they took out a Palestinian settlement and said "Oops! Our bad!". Because they're like that.

When has that happened?


"Israel blew up 103 houses in 1987, but the following year the number skyrocketed to 423.[26] 510 Palestinian homes of men alleged to be involved in or convicted of security offenses, or because the homes were said to function as screens for actions hostile to the Israeli army or settlers, were demolished. A further 110 were shelled in the belief armed men were inside, and overall another 1,497 were razed for lacking Israeli building permits, leaving an estimated 10,000 children homeless."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_d​e​molition_in_the_Israeli%E2%80%93Palest​inian_conflict
 
2020-08-11 6:49:11 PM  

ThomasPaineTrain: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

And Saint Attila raised the missile up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy missile, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Launch Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then launch thou thy Holy Missile of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.


Came here for this.
 
2020-08-11 6:49:36 PM  

rbuzby: It might seem like a missile is too much, to defend against a rock throwing child, but perhaps you are forgetting about the holocaust?


Maybe it's just that after Beirut, this kind of symbol is just crass AND insulting to civilians?
 
2020-08-11 6:49:40 PM  

lodestarrunner: BigNumber12: Mikey1969: I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they took out a Palestinian settlement and said "Oops! Our bad!". Because they're like that.

When has that happened?

"Israel blew up 103 houses in 1987, but the following year the number skyrocketed to 423.[26] 510 Palestinian homes of men alleged to be involved in or convicted of security offenses, or because the homes were said to function as screens for actions hostile to the Israeli army or settlers, were demolished. A further 110 were shelled in the belief armed men were inside, and overall another 1,497 were razed for lacking Israeli building permits, leaving an estimated 10,000 children homeless."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_de​molition_in_the_Israeli%E2%80%93Palest​inian_conflict


...which is not at all what the other poster described.
 
2020-08-11 6:49:46 PM  

wejash: IgG4: I wasn't aware that NE Minneapolis had a missile program...

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They are so done taking shiat from St Paul.


To be fair, St. Paul was a farking dick.
 
2020-08-11 6:59:23 PM  
Fark it, I'm not waiting for an answer, I never got to do this back in the day because people were so quick with it back then. YOLO.

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2020-08-11 7:00:14 PM  

BigNumber12: Mikey1969: I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they took out a Palestinian settlement and said "Oops! Our bad!". Because they're like that.

When has that happened?


Right? Normally they just machine gun people for throwing rocks at them.
 
2020-08-11 7:01:27 PM  

lodestarrunner: BigNumber12: Mikey1969: I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they took out a Palestinian settlement and said "Oops! Our bad!". Because they're like that.

When has that happened?

"Israel blew up 103 houses in 1987, but the following year the number skyrocketed to 423.[26] 510 Palestinian homes of men alleged to be involved in or convicted of security offenses, or because the homes were said to function as screens for actions hostile to the Israeli army or settlers, were demolished. A further 110 were shelled in the belief armed men were inside, and overall another 1,497 were razed for lacking Israeli building permits, leaving an estimated 10,000 children homeless."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_de​molition_in_the_Israeli%E2%80%93Palest​inian_conflict


I think he was asking when they've claimed it was an accident. Usually they just do it.
 
2020-08-11 7:03:35 PM  
With all the craters it should be called the Holey Land, amirite?
 
2020-08-11 7:12:13 PM  

lodestarrunner: BigNumber12: Mikey1969: I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they took out a Palestinian settlement and said "Oops! Our bad!". Because they're like that.

When has that happened?

"Israel blew up 103 houses in 1987, but the following year the number skyrocketed to 423.[26] 510 Palestinian homes of men alleged to be involved in or convicted of security offenses, or because the homes were said to function as screens for actions hostile to the Israeli army or settlers, were demolished. A further 110 were shelled in the belief armed men were inside, and overall another 1,497 were razed for lacking Israeli building permits, leaving an estimated 10,000 children homeless."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_de​molition_in_the_Israeli%E2%80%93Palest​inian_conflict


Came to make joke about the holy hand grenade of Antioch and now i am pissed. Death to Israel.
 
2020-08-11 7:18:53 PM  

ThomasPaineTrain: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

And Saint Attila raised the missile up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy missile, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Launch Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then launch thou thy Holy Missile of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.


Pie Jesu Domine,
Dona eis requiem.
 
2020-08-11 7:21:46 PM  

wejash: IgG4: I wasn't aware that NE Minneapolis had a missile program...

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They are so done taking shiat from St Paul.


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2020-08-11 7:24:40 PM  

HomoHabilis: [Fark user image 715x807]Came in for this.


My wife found a house for rent on Friday and wanted me to look at it. I nope'd right out when I saw the name of the company that owned it was "Alpha & Omega Real Estate Group." Nope, not getting ANYWHERE near that company.
 
2020-08-11 7:29:46 PM  

BigNumber12: lodestarrunner: BigNumber12: Mikey1969: I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they took out a Palestinian settlement and said "Oops! Our bad!". Because they're like that.

When has that happened?

"Israel blew up 103 houses in 1987, but the following year the number skyrocketed to 423.[26] 510 Palestinian homes of men alleged to be involved in or convicted of security offenses, or because the homes were said to function as screens for actions hostile to the Israeli army or settlers, were demolished. A further 110 were shelled in the belief armed men were inside, and overall another 1,497 were razed for lacking Israeli building permits, leaving an estimated 10,000 children homeless."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_de​molition_in_the_Israeli%E2%80%93Palest​inian_conflict

...which is not at all what the other poster described.


Rafah and Khan Yunis in the Gaza Strip?
 
2020-08-11 7:35:08 PM  
God bless Israel.
 
2020-08-11 7:41:26 PM  

BigNumber12: Mikey1969: I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they took out a Palestinian settlement and said "Oops! Our bad!". Because they're like that.

When has that happened?


It hasn't, but they pull all kinds of other bullshiat, so I wouldn't be surprised. The state of Israel is run by raging assholes who believe in the "Do as I say, not as I do." way of setting an example.
 
2020-08-11 7:43:18 PM  

lodestarrunner: BigNumber12: Mikey1969: I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they took out a Palestinian settlement and said "Oops! Our bad!". Because they're like that.

When has that happened?

"Israel blew up 103 houses in 1987, but the following year the number skyrocketed to 423.[26] 510 Palestinian homes of men alleged to be involved in or convicted of security offenses, or because the homes were said to function as screens for actions hostile to the Israeli army or settlers, were demolished. A further 110 were shelled in the belief armed men were inside, and overall another 1,497 were razed for lacking Israeli building permits, leaving an estimated 10,000 children homeless."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_de​molition_in_the_Israeli%E2%80%93Palest​inian_conflict


Yep, they'll level an entire apartment building hoping that someone they want is inside. Oh, and let us not forget the American woman they purposely ran over with a bulldozer.
 
2020-08-11 7:44:34 PM  

BigNumber12: lodestarrunner: BigNumber12: Mikey1969: I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they took out a Palestinian settlement and said "Oops! Our bad!". Because they're like that.

When has that happened?

"Israel blew up 103 houses in 1987, but the following year the number skyrocketed to 423.[26] 510 Palestinian homes of men alleged to be involved in or convicted of security offenses, or because the homes were said to function as screens for actions hostile to the Israeli army or settlers, were demolished. A further 110 were shelled in the belief armed men were inside, and overall another 1,497 were razed for lacking Israeli building permits, leaving an estimated 10,000 children homeless."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_de​molition_in_the_Israeli%E2%80%93Palest​inian_conflict

...which is not at all what the other poster described.


I didn't "describe" anything, I said "I wouldn't be surprised...".

Is anyone in your trailer park literate? Maybe they can explain the difference to you.
 
2020-08-11 7:45:03 PM  

HomoHabilis: [Fark user image image 715x807]Came in for this.


Oh heavenly balm!
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