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2020-08-11 4:44:10 PM  
Well, within a mile of those incidents you have Pearl Dynasty buffet, China Star Buffet, Kappa fusion and Pepper Twins.  You can rule out Pepper Twins because they have mostly authentic and outstanding Szechuan style food on their menu.  But I wouldn't get General Tso's at Dynasty and China Star any time soon.
 
2020-08-11 5:22:20 PM  
Texas. I had to check anyway.
 
2020-08-11 5:25:09 PM  
Police say it was most likely drug related.

One of the horses was working undercover with HPD.
 
2020-08-11 5:25:38 PM  
"Introducing Arby's New Wrangler Special!"
 
2020-08-11 5:26:09 PM  
Waiter! This steak has marks from where the jockey was hitting it!
 
2020-08-11 5:28:15 PM  
With beef prices on the rise, it's inevitable.

Just wait until homeless people start disappearing.
 
2020-08-11 5:28:25 PM  

SpectroBoy: Waiter! This steak has marks from where the jockey was hitting it!


In many parts of Europe, a steak is considered ruined if there is a visible sear mark.
 
2020-08-11 5:28:58 PM  
why the long face?

i would admittedly eat a cat if it was prepared properly.
 
2020-08-11 5:30:08 PM  
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2020-08-11 5:30:30 PM  

SpectroBoy: Waiter! This steak has marks from where the jockey was hitting it!


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2020-08-11 5:32:25 PM  
Wonder if it's as good as unicorn

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2020-08-11 5:33:04 PM  
"Anyone with information regarding these animal cruelty cases..."

OK, the killing probably wasn't the most humane, but these sound more like "rustling", "theft" or "destruction of property" cases.
 
2020-08-11 5:33:55 PM  

UberDave: Well, within a mile of those incidents you have Pearl Dynasty buffet, China Star Buffet, Kappa fusion and Pepper Twins.  You can rule out Pepper Twins because they have mostly authentic and outstanding Szechuan style food on their menu.  But I wouldn't get General Tso's at Dynasty and China Star any time soon.


That's terribly racist...

But you might check the area for French restaurants all the same.
 
2020-08-11 5:33:56 PM  
Found a suspect:

O Brother Where Art Thou- I slaughtered this horse last tuesday
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2020-08-11 5:35:36 PM  

kpaxoid: SpectroBoy: Waiter! This steak has marks from where the jockey was hitting it!

In many parts of Europe, a steak is considered ruined if there is a visible sear mark.


Steak cooked on cast iron is awesome and has no marks. It's ALL sear baby.
 
2020-08-11 5:35:59 PM  
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/would try once
 
2020-08-11 5:37:43 PM  

SpectroBoy: kpaxoid: SpectroBoy: Waiter! This steak has marks from where the jockey was hitting it!

In many parts of Europe, a steak is considered ruined if there is a visible sear mark.

Steak cooked on cast iron is awesome and has no marks. It's ALL sear baby.


I do that for my mom on her birthday every year.  Because it's her favorite way to have steak.

And because it's in December.
 
2020-08-11 5:39:54 PM  
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It's a tragedy people have to eat horses, they're beautiful animals. You ever take a peek at a cow or a pig? They're ugly. We're doing them a favor by eating 'em . Saves 'em the agony of looking at their reflections in the trough every morning. But a horse, that's a noble beast. Why, in the cavalry, a man's steed was his best friend, a real companion. Where do people get off making pork chops out of them? Too much killing in this world, too much death. No respect for people, for tradition, for life. The whole world is spinning down the tubes and nobody even seems to notice. I don't know, I...
 
2020-08-11 5:40:14 PM  
Endangered Species (1982) Movie Trailer - Robert Urich, JoBeth Williams, Paul Dooley & Pet
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2020-08-11 5:41:19 PM  
So some murderous a-holes stole someone's friends and stabbed them to death so they could have horse meat.

/humans suck
 
2020-08-11 5:41:36 PM  
"I've never seen tenderizer marks make such nice straight lines before"
"Thems not tenderizer marks maw, thems spur lines."
 
2020-08-11 5:44:33 PM  
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2020-08-11 5:45:13 PM  

Hoblit: So some murderous a-holes stole someone's friends and stabbed them to death so they could have horse meat.

/humans suck


Meh.  Its a horse.  Other than some idiot getting overly attached to it, its a couple hundred pounds of red meat on hooves, same as a cow.
 
2020-08-11 5:46:17 PM  
This is what the beginning of an economic collapse looks like. Well, ok, maybe the end of the beginning.
 
2020-08-11 5:47:23 PM  
Here in Georgia a friend of a friend found their horse dead from a gunshot wound and all they have to say is "If you know who it is, call me and not the police."

Gotta say if someone killed one of my pets I'd be out for blood as well.
 
2020-08-11 5:48:07 PM  

UberDave: Well, within a mile of those incidents you have Pearl Dynasty buffet, China Star Buffet, Kappa fusion and Pepper Twins.  You can rule out Pepper Twins because they have mostly authentic and outstanding Szechuan style food on their menu.  But I wouldn't get General Tso's at Dynasty and China Star any time soon.


Sounds a bunch of horse feathers to me.
 
2020-08-11 5:50:14 PM  

GrogSmash: Hoblit: So some murderous a-holes stole someone's friends and stabbed them to death so they could have horse meat.

/humans suck

Meh.  Its a horse.  Other than some idiot getting overly attached to it, its a couple hundred pounds of red meat on hooves, same as a cow.



So...some murderous a-holes kidnapped someone's friends and stabbed them to death so they could have horse meat.

/humans really suck
 
2020-08-11 5:52:07 PM  
The aliens have moved on from cattle mutilations.
 
2020-08-11 5:55:41 PM  
The only reason we don't have safe, USDA-inspected horse meat is a bunch of idiots screeching
"But... But... But.... YOU CAN'T EAT MY LITTLE PONY!"
 
2020-08-11 5:56:36 PM  
I have done vegan (supplements and all) for almost 2 years. I have never been sicker in my life. I need meat even if I don't like the idea of it. My bowels refuse to cooperate with the brain and they won.

It is a fact that many foods are like milk - some can and some can't.
 
2020-08-11 5:56:42 PM  

dothemath: Police say it was most likely drug related.

One of the horses was working undercover with HPD.


That's what the report to the DEA will read..."Seized _____ pounds of street-grade horse."
 
2020-08-11 5:56:48 PM  

Hoblit: GrogSmash: Hoblit: So some murderous a-holes stole someone's friends and stabbed them to death so they could have horse meat.

/humans suck

Meh.  Its a horse.  Other than some idiot getting overly attached to it, its a couple hundred pounds of red meat on hooves, same as a cow.


So...some murderous a-holes kidnapped someone's friends and stabbed them to death so they could have horse meat.

/humans really suck


In quite a few places in the world, they are considered food.

So are dogs and rabbits.

Not my problem if you get overly attached to a meat animal.
 
2020-08-11 5:58:33 PM  

GrogSmash: Hoblit: GrogSmash: Hoblit: So some murderous a-holes stole someone's friends and stabbed them to death so they could have horse meat.

/humans suck

Meh.  Its a horse.  Other than some idiot getting overly attached to it, its a couple hundred pounds of red meat on hooves, same as a cow.


So...some murderous a-holes kidnapped someone's friends and stabbed them to death so they could have horse meat.

/humans really suck

In quite a few places in the world, they are considered food.

So are dogs and rabbits.

Not my problem if you get overly attached to a meat animal.


Correct...so some murderous a-holes kidnapped someone's friends and stabbed them to death so they could have horse meat.

/humans still suck
 
2020-08-11 6:00:08 PM  

dothemath: Police say it was most likely drug related.

One of the horses was working undercover with HPD.


Are they trading the horse meat for drugs?
 
2020-08-11 6:04:18 PM  

bughunter: SpectroBoy: kpaxoid: SpectroBoy: Waiter! This steak has marks from where the jockey was hitting it!

In many parts of Europe, a steak is considered ruined if there is a visible sear mark.

Steak cooked on cast iron is awesome and has no marks. It's ALL sear baby.

I do that for my mom on her birthday every year.  Because it's her favorite way to have steak.

And because it's in December.


How do you avoid filling the house with smoke when doing it indoors.
 
2020-08-11 6:05:53 PM  

GrogSmash: Hoblit: So some murderous a-holes stole someone's friends and stabbed them to death so they could have horse meat.

/humans suck

Meh.  Its a horse.  Other than some idiot getting overly attached to it, its a couple hundred pounds of red meat on hooves, same as a cow.


Horses are substantially smarter than cows. They're about on par with dogs. Also, regardless if its someone's pet cow, big, or chicken, its still farked up to eat someone's pets/animals
 
2020-08-11 6:06:37 PM  
Delikatess, even!
 
2020-08-11 6:10:35 PM  

GrogSmash: Hoblit: So some murderous a-holes stole someone's friends and stabbed them to death so they could have horse meat.

/humans suck

Meh.  Its a horse.  Other than some idiot getting overly attached to it, its a couple hundred pounds of red meat on hooves, same as a cow.


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2020-08-11 6:14:33 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: GrogSmash: Hoblit: So some murderous a-holes stole someone's friends and stabbed them to death so they could have horse meat.

/humans suck

Meh.  Its a horse.  Other than some idiot getting overly attached to it, its a couple hundred pounds of red meat on hooves, same as a cow.

Horses are substantially smarter than cows. They're about on par with dogs. Also, regardless if its someone's pet cow, big, or chicken, its still farked up to eat someone's pets/animals


Also considerably more evil tempered.  I'll take a cow over a horse any day.

I realize part of the problem I have with them is the effect of a negative feedback loop, but I will not approach a horse anymore unless I am holding a club heavy enough to momentarily stun the farker when it tries to kick or bite me.  Note that I used 'when', not 'if'.

If a dog did the same, the farking thing would be put down, but not a horse.
 
2020-08-11 6:17:24 PM  
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2020-08-11 6:18:01 PM  

Hoblit: GrogSmash: Hoblit: GrogSmash: Hoblit: So some murderous a-holes stole someone's friends and stabbed them to death so they could have horse meat.

/humans suck

Meh.  Its a horse.  Other than some idiot getting overly attached to it, its a couple hundred pounds of red meat on hooves, same as a cow.


So...some murderous a-holes kidnapped someone's friends and stabbed them to death so they could have horse meat.

/humans really suck

In quite a few places in the world, they are considered food.

So are dogs and rabbits.

Not my problem if you get overly attached to a meat animal.

Correct...so some murderous a-holes kidnapped someone's friends and stabbed them to death so they could have horse meat.

/humans still suck


Its dead dude. You beat it to a red smear. Im not sure you you even got the backstrap.
 
2020-08-11 6:19:26 PM  

UberDave: Well, within a mile of those incidents you have Pearl Dynasty buffet, China Star Buffet, Kappa fusion and Pepper Twins.  You can rule out Pepper Twins because they have mostly authentic and outstanding Szechuan style food on their menu.  But I wouldn't get General Tso's at Dynasty and China Star any time soon.


A vegetarian Chinese restaurant opened up nearby and within a month everyone's chia pets went missing.
 
2020-08-11 6:20:19 PM  

kpaxoid: In many parts of Europe, a steak is considered ruined if there is a visible sear mark.


I'll gladly take the ruined steaks off those picky farkers hands.
 
2020-08-11 6:21:36 PM  
I'm not sure I get the obvious tag for this one.
 
2020-08-11 6:23:23 PM  
If the opportunity came up, I would totally eat a horse steak.

Enough of them have taken a bite out of me or kicked me in the day, that it would just be karmic justice.

"I CAN GLUE WITH YOUR FEET AND EAT YOUR MEAT!"
 
2020-08-11 6:32:02 PM  

anuran: The only reason we don't have safe, USDA-inspected horse meat is a bunch of idiots screeching
"But... But... But.... YOU CAN'T EAT MY LITTLE PONY!"


THIS
 
2020-08-11 6:43:51 PM  

Somaticasual: "Introducing Arby's New Wrangler Special!"


we has da meets
 
2020-08-11 6:45:26 PM  
A horse can be made into a wonderful pet and a wonderful friend, but a horse seems to be one of the least intelligent mammals on a farm, from my experience. Yes, I have eaten horse meat. Yes, it's just red meat. No, it wasn't a pet horse or even my horse. Yes, I have owned ponies and I have broken horse foals.
 
2020-08-11 6:45:45 PM  

Isitoveryet: why the long face?

i would admittedly eat a cat if it was prepared properly.


I've eaten horse.  It tastes like llama.  But nothing like a gator or a Kangaroo.

(Used to work down the street from an exotic meat store.)
 
2020-08-11 6:50:12 PM  

GrogSmash: Natalie Portmanteau: GrogSmash: Hoblit: So some murderous a-holes stole someone's friends and stabbed them to death so they could have horse meat.

/humans suck

Meh.  Its a horse.  Other than some idiot getting overly attached to it, its a couple hundred pounds of red meat on hooves, same as a cow.

Horses are substantially smarter than cows. They're about on par with dogs. Also, regardless if its someone's pet cow, big, or chicken, its still farked up to eat someone's pets/animals

Also considerably more evil tempered.  I'll take a cow over a horse any day.

I realize part of the problem I have with them is the effect of a negative feedback loop, but I will not approach a horse anymore unless I am holding a club heavy enough to momentarily stun the farker when it tries to kick or bite me.  Note that I used 'when', not 'if'.

If a dog did the same, the farking thing would be put down, but not a horse.


I'm not a big horse fan, they can be pretty nasty when they're in a foul mood. I would rather hang out with a cow, but cows are duuuuumb. (My FIL raises cows.) Pigs are smart farkers, but they are delicious.
 
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