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(NJ.com)   Doug? If you are looking for Emu Emu, Paterson police have good news for you   (nj.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, New Jersey, Bird, Bergen County, New Jersey, Passaic County, New Jersey, local animal shelter, Passaic River, chief animal control officer, John DeCando  
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2020-08-11 5:39:19 PM  
or came from nearby Garrett Mountain, where unusual and rare birds are a common sight

What does this mean? Are there really potentially wild emus roaming free on Garrett Mountain?
 
2020-08-11 5:43:10 PM  
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2020-08-11 5:43:40 PM  
That's Limu Emu, subby.

Liberty Mutual spends many millions on a stupid and annoying ad campaign, and still can't get the name of its mascot across to the public.
 
2020-08-11 5:46:51 PM  

JZDave: That's Limu Emu, subby.

Liberty Mutual spends many millions on a stupid and annoying ad campaign, and still can't get the name of its mascot across to the public.


Emu Emu is the wife:
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The one on the right.
 
2020-08-11 5:48:29 PM  

Geotpf: [pics.drugstore.com image 850x850]


From freshly-squeezed emus.
 
2020-08-11 5:53:34 PM  

Geotpf: [pics.drugstore.com image 850x850]


And this doesn't stink....unlike the insurance TV commercials.
 
2020-08-11 5:56:13 PM  
FTA: "While emus are rare in North Jersey..."

And they say journalism is dead.
 
2020-08-11 5:58:33 PM  
I'm outta here.
 
2020-08-11 6:01:38 PM  

holdmybones: I'm outta here.


This comment makes me want to bridge the generation gap twixt me and you....
 
2020-08-11 6:03:14 PM  
Seriously, what is the deal with car insurance companies and blowing tons of money on offbeat comical advertising? It's kind of amusing I guess...but couldn't you lower costs by not advertising so goddamn much?
/for the record I'm with Nationwide who are pretty barebones
 
2020-08-11 6:06:55 PM  
"The emu appears healthy," DeCando said. "I can't tell you (its age) or sex. But I can tell you it needs a bath."

lolz.  Filthy Emu is the name of my next experimental EDM band
 
2020-08-11 6:13:37 PM  

berylman: Seriously, what is the deal with car insurance companies and blowing tons of money on offbeat comical advertising? It's kind of amusing I guess...but couldn't you lower costs by not advertising so goddamn much?
/for the record I'm with Nationwide who are pretty barebones


The more boring a product is, the more wacky the TV commercials are.
 
2020-08-11 6:15:33 PM  

mcsiegs: holdmybones: I'm outta here.

This comment makes me want to bridge the generation gap twixt me and you....


Uncle Robert?
 
2020-08-11 6:17:20 PM  
Oh FFS, subby...just @ me next time...
 
2020-08-11 6:23:46 PM  
Smart emu, get the hell out of Paterson.
 
2020-08-11 6:25:05 PM  

holdmybones: mcsiegs: holdmybones: I'm outta here.

This comment makes me want to bridge the generation gap twixt me and you....

Uncle Robert?


He didn't die of drugs...
 
2020-08-11 6:25:39 PM  

JZDave: That's Limu Emu, subby.

Liberty Mutual spends many millions on a stupid and annoying ad campaign, and still can't get the name of its mascot across to the public.


Over the past few years, insurance companies (Geico, Farmers, and others) have come up with genuinely funny commercials.

And then there's Progressive, with Flo, which is just Gawdawful annoying - but Liberty Mutual and that damn bird is far, far, worse.
 
2020-08-11 6:26:26 PM  

JZDave: That's Limu Emu, subby.

Liberty Mutual spends many millions on a stupid and annoying ad campaign, and still can't get the name of its mascot across to the public.


Liberty liberty liberty
Liberty liberty
 
2020-08-11 6:27:57 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: JZDave: That's Limu Emu, subby.

Liberty Mutual spends many millions on a stupid and annoying ad campaign, and still can't get the name of its mascot across to the public.

Over the past few years, insurance companies (Geico, Farmers, and others) have come up with genuinely funny commercials.

And then there's Progressive, with Flo, which is just Gawdawful annoying - but Liberty Mutual and that damn bird is far, far, worse.


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2020-08-11 6:36:31 PM  
His name is Juarez, he's an asshole.
 
2020-08-11 6:55:18 PM  

ZMugg: JZDave: That's Limu Emu, subby.

Liberty Mutual spends many millions on a stupid and annoying ad campaign, and still can't get the name of its mascot across to the public.

Emu Emu is the wife:
[i.ytimg.com image 850x478]
The one on the right.


I always though the missus was kinda.....groovy ;P
 
2020-08-11 6:58:02 PM  

ZMugg: JZDave: That's Limu Emu, subby.

Liberty Mutual spends many millions on a stupid and annoying ad campaign, and still can't get the name of its mascot across to the public.

Emu Emu is the wife:
[i.ytimg.com image 850x478]
The one on the right.


And they said they didn't know the sex of the bird!
 
2020-08-11 7:06:04 PM  
He's got a beak and feathers and things, but the poor ol' fella ain't got no wings.
 
2020-08-11 7:07:22 PM  
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2020-08-11 7:14:12 PM  
I actively change the channel, or maybe even turn off the TV, the moment that insurance company's commercials come on. Advertisers who have their spots on the back side of that company's commercials might want to take note.
 
2020-08-11 7:37:04 PM  
There's got to be a Kerouac or William Carlos Williams poem about this happening in the 50s.
 
2020-08-11 8:44:18 PM  
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2020-08-11 9:18:24 PM  
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2020-08-11 9:31:02 PM  

gonegirl: He's got a beak and feathers and things, but the poor ol' fella ain't got no wings.


Just get it a RedBull
 
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