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(Reuters)   While you were foraging for salt, the elites saw their stonks hit all time highs on expectations of more trickle up   (reuters.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Dow Jones Industrial Average, Stock market index, Vladimir Putin, Dow Jones & Company, New York Stock Exchange, Russell Indexes, U.S. stock market, S&P  
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2020-08-11 1:54:16 PM  
The whole country is waiting for republicans to get out of the f*cking way.
 
2020-08-11 2:06:56 PM  
Yeah but I got a check for a free month's rent. Well, 2/3 of my mortgage but hey, golly, gee, am I getting rich or what?
 
2020-08-11 2:26:11 PM  
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2020-08-11 2:57:12 PM  

bloobeary: The whole country is waiting for republicans to get out of the f*cking way.


And there's yer problem right there.

Waiting.

We shouldn't be waiting.  We should be tossing them out right now, not even waiting for someone to open up the plate glass door.
 
2020-08-11 3:09:06 PM  
Anyone who has money in the stonks is an elite?  How exciting.

Outta my way, peasant dog!
 
2020-08-11 3:33:34 PM  
Stop being poor.

Problem solved.
 
2020-08-11 4:05:31 PM  
Couple days ago I said the Dow would be licking 28000 in a couple weeks

looks like it might do that today

time to take a little bit of profit
 
2020-08-11 4:42:47 PM  
Sure, let's just throw out our laws and election processes along with it since you don't like who holds offices.
 
2020-08-11 5:25:38 PM  
if you take away the top handful of stocks driving this...the vast majority of the market is down 11%

The stock market is not the farking economy
 
2020-08-11 5:46:36 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Sure, let's just throw out our laws and election processes along with it since you don't like who holds offices.


Trump is way ahead of you on that one.
/thunderous applause from red state ICUs and bankruptcy courtrooms.
 
2020-08-11 6:07:25 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Anyone who has money in the stonks is an elite?  How exciting.

Outta my way, peasant dog!


I say good sir. You can't call them peasants anymore. They prefer the term poor farkers. Or if you're in more formal settings "farkers of limited means."
 
2020-08-11 9:30:23 PM  
I hate the fact Obama let the stock market keep going up instead of crashing it like Trump is trying to.
 
2020-08-11 10:56:48 PM  
Foraging for salt? Hahaha

I get mine from the Pink Himalayan Mountain.
 
2020-08-12 6:30:52 AM  

MadHatter500: bloobeary: The whole country is waiting for republicans to get out of the f*cking way.

And there's yer problem right there.

Waiting.

We shouldn't be waiting.  We should be tossing them out right now, not even waiting for someone to open up the plate glass door.


How would tossing them out now work? Oh, the edgy guillotine mantra. Gonna be a lot of sad, sad Farkers in November.
 
2020-08-12 12:04:15 PM  

cocozilla: if you take away the top handful of stocks driving this...the vast majority of the market is down 11%

The stock market is not the farking economy


A far better measure than the stock market would be median family income.  I'm betting that's taken a clobbering recently.
 
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