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2729 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Aug 2020 at 9:45 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-11 2:42:05 PM  
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2020-08-11 7:41:17 PM  
Shirley sonKing Something

Shirley someone won't post a gif of Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida.
 
2020-08-11 9:47:02 PM  
So America's wang has got a bad, itchy, infection?
 
2020-08-11 9:47:33 PM  
Showing up without a mask should be treated like showing up without pants.
 
2020-08-11 9:48:52 PM  
It's just got Herpesyphiagonoreha
 
2020-08-11 9:49:10 PM  
 
2020-08-11 9:49:56 PM  
tbh i only mourn for the people i agree with politically
sorry not sorry cocksuckers
 
2020-08-11 9:50:05 PM  

squirrelinator: Showing up without a mask should be treated like showing up without pants.


That comparison didn't work with the good people at Red Lobster, it didn't work with the judge, and it won't work in Florida.
 
2020-08-11 9:56:16 PM  
I do hope the maskless get bullied. You blatantly decide that other human lives don't matter? Then your feelings should get farked, day after day, all day long. The maskless should be denied human fellowship and forced to use their own filthy separate covid filled bathrooms and lunchrooms and just generally treated like the disease spreading virus allies they are. The maskless hoax criers killed 160,000 Americans so far. Their feelings can get farked.
 
2020-08-11 9:58:20 PM  
So it's a diseased wang.  Got it.
 
2020-08-11 10:03:15 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Now is the perfect time to talk about college football.

https://www.tampabay.com/sports/semino​les/2020/08/11/gov-ron-desantis-florid​a-state-president-we-want-football-thi​s-fall/


Which begs the question of whether there will be many fans in the stands, and how that might impact revenue from ticket sales, fan gear, local business benefits and the like. They talk as if they assume it will be part and parcel of "football as usual."
 
2020-08-11 10:04:11 PM  

Kuoxasar: tbh i only mourn for the people i agree with politically
sorry not sorry cocksuckers


I mourn those who tried to do everything right but got sick anyways.

I mourn those who thought they were doing the right thing because they were surrounded by nothing but misinformation.

I do not mourn those who knew the facts and willfully disregarded them.  I only mourn their victims.

A pandemic should not be a political issue. When a person's politics causes them to help spread a pandemic... then it becomes a political issue.
 
2020-08-11 10:05:42 PM  
FTFA: The CDC also notes that since not all families may agree with mask policies, "schools should have a plan to address challenges that may arise and refer parents, caregivers, and guardians to CDC's guidance on cloth face coverings."

That plan should be little more than "your kid isn't wearing a mask, come pick him up or he'll be suspended until he does."
 
2020-08-11 10:06:58 PM  

SoupJohnB: Mrtraveler01: Now is the perfect time to talk about college football.

https://www.tampabay.com/sports/semino​les/2020/08/11/gov-ron-desantis-florid​a-state-president-we-want-football-thi​s-fall/

Which begs the question of whether there will be many fans in the stands, and how that might impact revenue from ticket sales, fan gear, local business benefits and the like. They talk as if they assume it will be part and parcel of "football as usual."


They're so determined to force "normal" onto everyone even if it kills them.

Oh wait...
 
2020-08-11 10:07:03 PM  
This is the kind of bullying/shaming I can get behind, they don't want to follow the rules to keep people safe then treat them like a pariah and don't let them in school. If their parents don't like it they can home school them.
 
2020-08-11 10:07:14 PM  
I, for one, welcome our new COVID-19 infected face eating alligator overlords.
 
2020-08-11 10:07:43 PM  
Well, now this one kind of hurts.

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2020-08-11 10:10:34 PM  

wxboy: So America's wang has got a bad, itchy, infection?


Yeah, it's called Redneckovirus.
 
2020-08-11 10:12:54 PM  

Slappy Longballs: Well, now this one kind of hurts.

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See a doctor and get rid of it!
 
2020-08-11 10:42:13 PM  

ThoughtsofaFool: Kuoxasar: tbh i only mourn for the people i agree with politically
sorry not sorry cocksuckers

I mourn those who tried to do everything right but got sick anyways.

I mourn those who thought they were doing the right thing because they were surrounded by nothing but misinformation.

I do not mourn those who knew the facts and willfully disregarded them.  I only mourn their victims.

A pandemic should not be a political issue. When a person's politics causes them to help spread a pandemic... then it becomes a political issue.


obviously you said it far more artfully than i did, but yep, bingo bongo wierdo beardo.

absolutely done with plague rats.
 
2020-08-11 10:44:27 PM  
"Stigma, discrimination, or bullying may arise due to wearing or not wearing a cloth face covering," the CDC states.

That's not a bad idea. Let's bring back the separate drinking fountains for whites and coloreds, only this time it's for masks and no masks.
 
2020-08-11 10:59:03 PM  
"Stigma, discrimination, or bullying may arise due to wearing or not wearing a cloth face covering," the CDC states.

Maskless people should be stigmatized and discriminated against.
 
2020-08-11 11:12:30 PM  

neongoats: I do hope the maskless get bullied. You blatantly decide that other human lives don't matter? Then your feelings should get farked, day after day, all day long. The maskless should be denied human fellowship and forced to use their own filthy separate covid filled bathrooms and lunchrooms and just generally treated like the disease spreading virus allies they are. The maskless hoax criers killed 160,000 Americans so far. Their feelings can get farked.


Hard to disagree. And bully the parents, which is likely where they got the idea in the first place. The kids are probably just being stupid kids. You know, morans. But in this case merely being a stupid kid is a serious health crisis. Bully them.
 
2020-08-12 12:58:31 AM  

squirrelinator: Showing up without a mask should be treated like showing up without pants.


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2020-08-12 1:36:41 AM  
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2020-08-12 5:28:05 AM  
Link no longer goes to TFA apparently, but I agree that where public health is concerned, individual rights take a back seat.

In 2020 we no longer recognize basic facts like this, or the need for police intervention to be used to stop rioting.  Fun times.
 
2020-08-12 10:59:07 AM  
Ah yes, guinea pigs.  See?  Floridians are good for something.
 
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