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(Fox2 Detroit)   Think about what you would do If a liquor store owner offered you a free face mask. Now click the link to compare and contrast   (fox2detroit.com) divider line
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2020-08-11 2:24:25 PM  
Farking assholes
 
2020-08-11 3:11:07 PM  
Can we adopt this into our official lexicon?


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2020-08-11 3:28:58 PM  

bobtheme: Can we adopt this into our official lexicon?


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I'll allow it.
 
2020-08-11 3:32:15 PM  
F*cking mental defectives.
 
2020-08-11 3:38:46 PM  

johnny_vegas: Farking assholes Azzo's.


FTFY
 
2020-08-11 3:39:18 PM  

bobtheme: Can we adopt this into our official lexicon?


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Because people licked rats during the Plague?
 
2020-08-11 3:39:29 PM  

bobtheme: Can we adopt this into our official lexicon?


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I've been calling them Plague Rats.
 
2020-08-11 3:40:16 PM  

bobtheme: Can we adopt this into our official lexicon?


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There are rat lickers everywhere.
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/ Low quality bait
 
2020-08-11 3:41:29 PM  
I actually got my first mask from the weed store. I just said thanks. That was in March when you couldn't find them.
 
2020-08-11 3:41:43 PM  
You be you, Highland Park Michigan. I'll go get some ramen from Urban Ramen, TYVM.
 
2020-08-11 3:43:28 PM  

AbuHashish: I actually got my first mask from the weed store. I just said thanks. That was in March when you couldn't find them.


An acquaintance needed a new NAS and later some memory for it to run some items on the appliance. He ended up doing two orders in two weeks from Newegg back in March. Got 5 free masks each time.
 
2020-08-11 3:43:48 PM  
Well, since i'd already be wearing a mask, i'd politely decline.
 
2020-08-11 3:43:56 PM  
Think about what you would do If a liquor store owner offered you a free face mask. Now click the link to compare and contrast

*ponders*

I would probably throw a cinder block through the store window.

*clicks link*

Hey, pretty close!
 
2020-08-11 3:44:09 PM  

AbuHashish: I actually got my first mask from the weed store. I just said thanks. That was in March when you couldn't find them.


Yeah, that would be my answer if someone offered me a mask. Jesus, it's something for free so that you can do business with the store.

And it's a lot harder to suffocate with a mask than the plastic bag the guy initially tried to use.
 
2020-08-11 3:44:40 PM  
Yeah, stuff like this is happening all over but somebody's mom holding up a BLM sign is a threat to small businesses and gets to enjoy a shower of pepper balls.
 
2020-08-11 3:45:42 PM  

DittoToo: bobtheme: Can we adopt this into our official lexicon?


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I've been calling them Plague Rats.


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2020-08-11 3:45:49 PM  
"Then you can see him on surveillance video outside on a bicycle picking up a brick and throwing it at a window."

In Michigan they call it chunking.
 
2020-08-11 3:46:09 PM  

inglixthemad: AbuHashish: I actually got my first mask from the weed store. I just said thanks. That was in March when you couldn't find them.

An acquaintance needed a new NAS and later some memory for it to run some items on the appliance. He ended up doing two orders in two weeks from Newegg back in March. Got 5 free masks each time.


I bought a WiFi garage door controller because it was cheaper than a replacement remote for this ancient opener (Also, I'm a geek), and they sent me a 10 pack of cheap, basic masks. Perfect for in the backpack when I or someone has forgotten theirs. A simple little gesture that mattered a lot.
 
2020-08-11 3:46:33 PM  
Eventually one of these guys is going to express their freedoms on a person who has a degree in prison time and they are going to get the ass beating of a life time.
 
2020-08-11 3:47:00 PM  
Does this free mask smell like chloroform?
 
2020-08-11 3:48:02 PM  
I was offered a free mask one day at the bus terminal. I had been standing by myself outdoors, so I had taken mine off (damn they steam up your glasses). I said thank you, then politely declined, mentioned I have several of my own and suggested they save it for someone else.

It's not rocket surgery.
 
2020-08-11 3:48:12 PM  
I would have liked to have been surprised by that.
 
2020-08-11 3:48:48 PM  
They used to be called "Mask Slackers" because "slacker" is what you called draft dodgers back then. So I call them mask dodgers and as the owner of a small (and poorly ventilated) business, they are worse than shoplifters. I got new cameras, wired for sound so that I don't have to waste valuable thumb strength typing up my ridiculous encounters. Maybe I'll get lucky and one will go viral and I can  use the go fund me retirement plan. I used to love my job, these assholes are making it real hard.
 
2020-08-11 3:49:44 PM  

Literally Addicted: I was offered a free mask one day at the bus terminal. I had been standing by myself outdoors, so I had taken mine off (damn they steam up your glasses). I said thank you, then politely declined, mentioned I have several of my own and suggested they save it for someone else.

It's not rocket surgery.


Get Hockey Spit for your glasses.
 
2020-08-11 3:50:39 PM  
Beat them to death with my bare fists while screaming about the Illuminati?

*click*

Huh. I guess I'd have to wreck the store after as well.
 
2020-08-11 3:53:25 PM  

DRTFA: bobtheme: Can we adopt this into our official lexicon?


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There are rat lickers everywhere.
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A message to the farkers who insisted the protests aren't going to be a vector for the plague because everyone is wearing masks:  Bite me.
 
2020-08-11 3:55:49 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: F*cking mental defectives.


you have no idea if that person has mental health problems or not. please don't push your evil agenda onto others. that fellow may very well be just a common rando asshole. plenty of people with mental health issues function just fine in society. plenty of people with mental health issues function just fine in society.
 
2020-08-11 3:56:18 PM  
Install stronger windows. Problem will take care of itself.

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2020-08-11 3:56:52 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: bobtheme: Can we adopt this into our official lexicon?


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Because people licked rats during the Plague?


I think if there had been the equivalent of Trumpers in the 14th century, they might have done it to pwn the libs of that time. Pure speculation, but c'mon you know you'd take that bet.

The real mystery is what do the MAGAts think of this story? The guy will be seen as a hero for throwing a brick through someone's window for demanding he wear a mask...but when they see the video and realize the guy's black...how do they process that one is my question.
 
2020-08-11 3:59:36 PM  

inglixthemad: You be you, Highland Park Michigan. I'll go get some ramen from Urban Ramen, TYVM.


Those two places are in two very different parts of Detroit
 
2020-08-11 4:01:23 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: bobtheme: Can we adopt this into our official lexicon?


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Because people licked rats during the Plague?


They would if The Man told them not to apparently.
 
2020-08-11 4:03:31 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: inglixthemad: You be you, Highland Park Michigan. I'll go get some ramen from Urban Ramen, TYVM.

Those two places are in two very different parts of Detroit


My point exactly, even if they are only about 15 minutes apart.
 
2020-08-11 4:07:13 PM  

meanmutton: Literally Addicted: I was offered a free mask one day at the bus terminal. I had been standing by myself outdoors, so I had taken mine off (damn they steam up your glasses). I said thank you, then politely declined, mentioned I have several of my own and suggested they save it for someone else.

It's not rocket surgery.

Get Hockey Spit for your glasses.


Honkey spit?
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2020-08-11 4:07:14 PM  

sinko swimo: Benevolent Misanthrope: F*cking mental defectives.

you have no idea if that person has mental health problems or not. please don't push your evil agenda onto others. that fellow may very well be just a common rando asshole. plenty of people with mental health issues function just fine in society. plenty of people with mental health issues function just fine in society.


I said mental defective, not mentally ill.  I meant, stupid, at a very deep level.

Not everything is about your pet issue.
 
2020-08-11 4:09:36 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: sinko swimo: Benevolent Misanthrope: F*cking mental defectives.

you have no idea if that person has mental health problems or not. please don't push your evil agenda onto others. that fellow may very well be just a common rando asshole. plenty of people with mental health issues function just fine in society. plenty of people with mental health issues function just fine in society.

I said mental defective, not mentally ill.  I meant, stupid, at a very deep level.

Not everything is about your pet issue.


You are so getting a cancellin'
 
2020-08-11 4:10:38 PM  

inglixthemad: He ended up doing two orders in two weeks from Newegg back in March.


And they've arrived already?

/ sorry, snarky, I've just made the noob mistake of ordering non-expedited from Newegg (not even a third-party) and getting the slowest shipping known to mankind (12 days from the Bay to KC!)
 
2020-08-11 4:11:08 PM  
My mom grew up in Detroit.

Highland Park and Hamtramck were places she told me she was afraid to go in the 70s.

Times haven't changed, I see.
 
2020-08-11 4:16:22 PM  
Unfortunately these idiots are everywhere, not just here. Some humans are just destined to be stupid.

https://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2020/07/eve​r​y-country-has-anti-mask-arseholes-even​-hong-kong/
 
2020-08-11 4:21:31 PM  
I used to be against them. Now I'm totally for them. Masks drastically improve my "look".
 
2020-08-11 4:25:11 PM  

baronbloodbath: My mom grew up in Detroit.

Highland Park and Hamtramck were places she told me she was afraid to go in the 70s.

Times haven't changed, I see.


Both my folks grew up in Detroit (graduating HS in the 40s and the schools are still there) and they were smart enough to GTFO in the late 60s
 
2020-08-11 4:28:21 PM  
Vandalism at a party store and only $1,000 in damage?  Concrete block must have not damaged any alcohol.
 
2020-08-11 4:28:56 PM  

FleshFlapps: Eventually one of these guys is going to express their freedoms on a person who has a degree in prison time and they are going to get the ass beating of a life time.


I was visiting my mom like I do every Sunday and when we started discussing dinner she says she would like KFC.
Mom's 85 and whatever she wants she gets.

So I go to KFC and I go inside because I don't really know their menu(drive-thrus should only for people that know what they want) and there is 8 guys in front of me all masked and 6' apart.
Now I'm just standing in line day dreaming not paying any mind to anything when all of a sudden there seems to be some sort of kerfuffle at the counter.

This guy is at the counter and not wearing a mask and the KFC employee refuses to serve him without a mask and well the guy just starts going off.
Now the guys in front of me are dirty, wearing steel toed boots, reflective vest, and are very large and you can just tell that they are steel workers, or road works, tough labour guys.

Now I don't know why the irate customer turn to look around. Maybe he's looking for support or something but what he saw was 8 very angry looking guys that were about to kill him and this he comprehends very quickly and takes off fast.

Every one of the guys that goes up next to order thanks the guy and give him a that'a'boy.
When I got up to order I can tell Rajesh is smiling through his mask.
This guy is a recent immigrant and can barely speak English and I could tell he was surprised as fark that all these white, big tough dudes had his back.

It made my day and I'm still smiling about it 2 days later.
 
2020-08-11 4:40:06 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: bobtheme: Can we adopt this into our official lexicon?


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Because people licked rats during the Plague?


The implication is that being a rat-licker during the plague would be equivalent to refusing to wear masks during our modern diseased times.
 
2020-08-11 5:33:02 PM  
He was just keeping it real........
 
2020-08-11 5:38:40 PM  

Mikey1969: AbuHashish: I actually got my first mask from the weed store. I just said thanks. That was in March when you couldn't find them.

Yeah, that would be my answer if someone offered me a mask. Jesus, it's something for free so that you can do business with the store.

And it's a lot harder to suffocate with a mask than the plastic bag the guy initially tried to use.


Should have offered the dude a rubber band.
 
2020-08-11 5:40:24 PM  

johnny_vegas: Farking assholes


Ditto.

My favorite bar is operating under limited capacity.  They will give you a mask if you don't have one....and you have to wear one if you're at a table.

And if some jerk tried that with one of the bartenders, a bunch of customers would quickly teach him a lesson.
 
2020-08-11 5:45:20 PM  

bobtheme: Can we adopt this into our official lexicon?


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That's not as bad as being a rat eater.

(Yes, that was a guinea pig...best I could find.)

"V" the original mini series - Diana eats the hamster...
Youtube oahgaxhg2is
 
2020-08-11 5:50:55 PM  

Danger Dan: NotThatGuyAgain: bobtheme: Can we adopt this into our official lexicon?


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Because people licked rats during the Plague?

The implication is that being a rat-licker during the plague would be equivalent to refusing to wear masks during our modern diseased times.


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2020-08-11 5:52:02 PM  
*you have to wear one if you're not at a table.
 
2020-08-11 6:05:28 PM  
Going to the bar, whether masks are involved or not, is just downright stupid in these current plague times.

As is going into and sitting down to eat in a restaurant. I don't care that you wore a mask on the way in. You're going to touch everything, pull that mask down or take it off to eat..touch everything yet again, then leave your germ trail all the way back to your car.

Yes, I'll call you stupid to your face. I've done it many, many times in the past several months. I ain't scared.
 
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