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(Guardian)   Premier League winner stripped of title   ( divider line
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686 clicks; posted to Sports » on 11 Aug 2020 at 2:35 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-08-11 2:23:12 PM  
victory in the competition instead handed to a 29-year-old University of Oxford cancer mathematician, Joshua Bull

I did not know that math could get cancer.
2020-08-11 2:57:56 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: victory in the competition instead handed to a 29-year-old University of Oxford cancer mathematician, Joshua Bull

I did not know that math could get cancer.

It's had it all along. It's called derivatives.
2020-08-11 2:59:15 PM  
Gotta love it when someone says something racist about someone and then goes "Oh, I'm not like that!"  BS.  If you weren't like that, you wouldn't have said it.  Don't care if you were having a "private chat" with your buddies.  If you're not racist, don't say racist things.
2020-08-11 3:00:48 PM  
For any fantasy fans out there, FPL is a good time.

This was my first season playing and I am happy to have come in around 98k in the standings.

/my workplace football fanatics got beat by a noob
2020-08-11 3:11:58 PM  
Antonov did not respond to requests for comment, but in a YouTube video he said he had not cheated. Instead, comments he made in a private group chat about a specific player had been sent to the Premier League: "The reason for my disqualification is a moment of frustration with a player, put into words, written between friends. It was never meant to offend any footballer. It is not something I posted or said directly towards a footballer."

Dude, if your own "friends" (or at least one of them) went out of their way to take your comments made in a private chat group and sent them to the f*cking Premier League, then you either really said some seriously heinous sh*t about someone, and/or you must be enough of an asshole that one of your own buddies was that desperate to burn you in retaliation for something else.
2020-08-11 3:31:31 PM  
Oh lord, I might have some sympathy before the "I'm not racist, I only say racist things to my friends" line.

Come the fark on, being too chicken to express your racism to someone's face doesn't mean you aren't racist. How farking hard would it be to just bloody apologize.
2020-08-11 3:36:09 PM  
"I would never in a million years say to the player what I said in a small chat to friends"

Haha, qow
2020-08-11 3:36:24 PM  
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