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2020-08-11 11:42:58 AM  
Donnie can't even cross the Delaware river in a small boat because he has such a weak stomach let alone deal with a man would lead men in battle.
 
2020-08-11 11:46:16 AM  
Keep telling yourself that cupcake.
 
2020-08-11 11:47:31 AM  
In a game of telling lies, we can all chop George Washington down like he was a cherry tree.
 
2020-08-11 11:48:03 AM  
In what, an eating contest?
 
2020-08-11 11:50:07 AM  
China plague

Ooo, I like that racial slur.  Harks back to some classic 19th century racism like "yellow peril," invoking the image of unstoppable hordes of slavering Chinamen raping all the whites womens.

"China virus" was just too clunky.  No flow, no imagery.  Lacks je ne sais quoi.

But "China plague?" Mm. *chef kiss*
 
2020-08-11 11:58:35 AM  
Trump can't walk down a ramp without assistance but he could beat the man the led his troops through Valley Forge and was a near unanimous choice to be the nation's first president.

Got it.
 
2020-08-11 12:20:38 PM  
Waiting for Trump to claim that he got more votes than Washington.
 
2020-08-11 12:33:11 PM  
Beat him off, maybe.
 
2020-08-11 1:16:15 PM  
Yeah, right
 
2020-08-11 1:20:13 PM  
Of course.  He'd side with the crown on everything and condemn Johnny Appleseed for Paul Revere's ride.
 
2020-08-11 1:30:10 PM  
Sure you could big fella, have another cheeeburger and tell us about Bad ol' Hillary again.
 
2020-08-11 1:31:27 PM  
I doubt Trump could honestly beat Washington at golf, and I'm not sure he ever played.
 
2020-08-11 1:31:37 PM  
LOL, Trump's election numbers are something like 46th out of 55 elections. Washington is #1 and #2, and got 100% of the electoral vote. Although, that will have changed by now, I am pretty sure that Washington could beat Trump just as a write in candidate.
 
2020-08-11 1:31:59 PM  
Nope.
George Washington
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2020-08-11 1:32:37 PM  
Well, ol' George is a little under his fightin' weight these days. So, maybe Trump has a chance.
 
2020-08-11 1:32:37 PM  
FTFA:  "I don't know if you've seen, the polls have been going up like a rocket ship."

Mike Hughes thought the same thing... for a few seconds.
 
2020-08-11 1:33:31 PM  
Trump couldn't beat him this year, let alone 1789
 
2020-08-11 1:33:34 PM  
More like beat off, amirite?
 
2020-08-11 1:33:55 PM  

Mikey1969: LOL, Trump's election numbers are something like 46th out of 55 elections. Washington is #1 and #2, and got 100% of the electoral vote. Although, that will have changed by now, I am pretty sure that Washington could beat Trump just as a write in candidate.


I believe that Zombie George wouldn't be grandfathered in and not subject to the presidential term limits in the 22nd Amendment, so he could totally run.
 
2020-08-11 1:34:04 PM  

pueblonative: Keep telling yourself that cupcake.


The point in saying stuff like this is to make it more believable when he steals the election.

And he's gonna do everything he can to steal the election.
 
2020-08-11 1:34:06 PM  

eurotrader: Donnie can't even cross the Delaware river in a small boat because he has such a weak stomach let alone deal with a man would lead men in battle.


He couldn't even step into a boat without having a panic attack. This is a man frightened by stairs.

/very stronk
//much fearless
///whar Ben Garrison cartoon?
 
2020-08-11 1:34:17 PM  

FrancoFile: Mikey1969: LOL, Trump's election numbers are something like 46th out of 55 elections. Washington is #1 and #2, and got 100% of the electoral vote. Although, that will have changed by now, I am pretty sure that Washington could beat Trump just as a write in candidate.

I believe that Zombie George wouldn't be grandfathered in and not subject to the presidential term limits in the 22nd Amendment, so he could totally run.


WOULD be grandfathered.
 
2020-08-11 1:34:30 PM  
Tens of millions of Americans practically worship this man.

Maybe it's for the best that we become a leper colony.
 
2020-08-11 1:34:37 PM  
well, he is a corpse, so....
 
2020-08-11 1:34:52 PM  
"I like soldiers who didn't contribute to Braddock's defeat" would be a political killshot to be sure.
 
2020-08-11 1:35:34 PM  
Cadet Bone Spurs could beat General Washington?  Sure, right after Mexico pays for the wall.
 
2020-08-11 1:36:07 PM  
We would have one the Vietnam War if the doctors would have let him join the military but those radical leftist doctors hate America.
 
2020-08-11 1:36:08 PM  

gilgigamesh: China plague

Ooo, I like that racial slur.  Harks back to some classic 19th century racism like "yellow peril," invoking the image of unstoppable hordes of slavering Chinamen raping all the whites womens.

"China virus" was just too clunky.  No flow, no imagery.  Lacks je ne sais quoi.

But "China plague?" Mm. *chef kiss*


It's evolving. Kinda like the Dems have a manifesto now, not policy statements.
 
2020-08-11 1:36:17 PM  
Well, if he rigged the election in the way that he's clearly saying he intends to here....
 
2020-08-11 1:36:41 PM  
In their current conditions I think I could take them both on.
 
2020-08-11 1:36:56 PM  

clkeagle: FTFA:  "I don't know if you've seen, the polls have been going up like a rocket ship."

Mike Hughes thought the same thing... for a few seconds.


Russian Proton-M rocket crashes, explodes after launch failure
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2020-08-11 1:36:58 PM  
George Washington has been dead for over 220 years.

If we put him in charge today, as he lies, he would still do a better job running the country and dealing with the coronavirus than Trump.

Sadly, I am not joking.
 
2020-08-11 1:37:10 PM  

Cache: Cadet Bone Spurs could beat General Washington?  Sure, right after Mexico pays for the wall.


Trump would lose to the Washington Generals.
 
2020-08-11 1:37:32 PM  
Washington apparently wasn't all that good at being a general, IIRC. Still, I can't imagine Trump beating anyone at anything requiring tactics without a handicap to match his own.
 
2020-08-11 1:37:59 PM  
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2020-08-11 1:38:34 PM  
Meh, Trump can probably only name 3 historic presidents. There was a 33.3% chance he'd compare himself to Lincoln or Kennedy
 
2020-08-11 1:38:42 PM  
I mean, history shows Washington was kind of an asshole, and the bit with the cherry tree was made up.

Even then, still doubt it.
 
2020-08-11 1:39:26 PM  
Impeached Trump claims a lot of things that turn out to be lies ..
 
2020-08-11 1:39:32 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Tens of millions of Americans practically worship this man.

Maybe it's for the best that we become a leper colony.


We already are. Travel outside the country is near impossible to anywhere you might want to go.
 
2020-08-11 1:40:27 PM  

wwwade: Waiting for Trump to claim that he got more votes than Washington.


Technically trump did. The first few presidential elections weren't public voting as they literally only used the electoral college which even if you compare those two presidential elections there aren't as many votes as there was a smaller Congress and fewer states in Washington's time.

/the best kind of correct!
 
2020-08-11 1:41:59 PM  

Negative! I am a Meat Popsicle!: Meh, Trump can probably only name 3 historic presidents. There was a 33.3% chance he'd compare himself to Lincoln or Kennedy


66.6% is more like it.
 
2020-08-11 1:42:25 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Tens of millions of Americans practically worship this man.

Maybe it's for the best that we become a leper colony.


And hundreds of millions despise him, so no.
 
2020-08-11 1:43:20 PM  
Washington couldn't tell a lie. (urban legend)

Trump couldn't tell the truth. (substantiated fact)
 
2020-08-11 1:43:57 PM  
Washington couldn't even protect the colonial airfields.  What a loser!
 
2020-08-11 1:45:37 PM  
this is all the proof you need that there is no such thing as ghosts.
When you think of the spirit of independence, of this nation, you think of George Washington.
If he had a ghostly spirit, it would surely come back and wipe the walls with this human turd.
This leaves only two other possibilities:

1) Ghosts do not exist.
2) Ghosts do exist, but cannot materialize on this plane.

Which, given #2, means, someone is waiting for Trump on the other side.
 
2020-08-11 1:48:59 PM  
First TR and now this?
If this guy doesn't stop comparing himself to America's Most Bad-Ass Presidents, they're going to come pack from the dead and horsewhip him.

/and didn't he already compare himself to Lincoln?
//damn, he really is obsessed with Mt. Rushmore.
///watch out Jefferson.
 
2020-08-11 1:49:16 PM  

saturn badger: Negative! I am a Meat Popsicle!: Meh, Trump can probably only name 3 historic presidents. There was a 33.3% chance he'd compare himself to Lincoln or Kennedy

66.6% is more like it.


Three presidents...Washington, Lincoln and Kennedy. 33.3% chance...never mind. It wasn't all that funny in the first place and less so now.

/Trump's a dumb-dumb
 
2020-08-11 1:49:39 PM  
He's constantly comparing himself to various past famous Presidents. Makes him sound like a pompous ass.
 
2020-08-11 1:49:55 PM  
Hell, I could beat George Washington in a presidential run.

Mainly because George Washington is dead & thus unlikely to get any votes.
 
2020-08-11 1:52:29 PM  

lulululu_1: Well, ol' George is a little under his fightin' weight these days. So, maybe Trump has a chance.


If you put Washintons' bones against trump, Washington would win in a landslide, then you could 'uncle bernie' him for he next eight years.
 
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