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2020-08-11 2:41:29 PM  
Meh, the only reason I use Best Foods (ie; Hellman's) mayo is because it's hard to find Duke's in San Diego.
/Going to have to try Kewpie
 
2020-08-11 4:34:30 PM  

johnny_vegas: Meh, the only reason I use Best Foods (ie; Hellman's) mayo is because it's hard to find Duke's in San Diego.
/Going to have to try Kewpie


kewpie is pritty-nice! or sometimes I make mayo my-ownself. but there's also the white-trash Ohio kid in me just wants the Dollar Tree light-mayo abomination?
 
2020-08-11 4:37:28 PM  
What, no vintage tag?

According to wiki, "In 2017, McCormick & Company acquired French's from Reckitt Benckiser.
 
2020-08-11 4:58:45 PM  
Duke's is now made by Nigerians.
 
Ant
2020-08-11 5:13:49 PM  
So when do American 7 Elevens start to get all the cool stuff that Japanese ones have?
 
2020-08-11 5:21:15 PM  
French's? Of course it isn't American, duh!
 
2020-08-11 5:28:23 PM  

johnny_vegas: Meh, the only reason I use Best Foods (ie; Hellman's) mayo is because it's hard to find Duke's in San Diego.
/Going to have to try Kewpie


A private equity firm bought C.F. Sauer (Duke's) last year.  I hope they don't screw it up.
 
2020-08-11 5:28:51 PM  

Ant: So when do American 7 Elevens start to get all the cool stuff that Japanese ones have?


I mean, you could try?

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/love WaWa egg salad
//ent doin' me no favors tho'
 
2020-08-11 5:34:08 PM  
How is this scary?
 
2020-08-11 6:00:42 PM  

Ant: So when do American 7 Elevens start to get all the cool stuff that Japanese ones have?


Or even just real food. Anything 711 brand is the absolute cheapest thing they could pass off as edible
 
2020-08-11 6:25:22 PM  
That gibberish better be cheese. I don't want mayonnaise on my BLT
 
Ant
2020-08-11 6:38:25 PM  

Catlenfell: That gibberish better be cheese. I don't want mayonnaise on my biatcheese on a BLT? BLT without mayo? WTF?

 
2020-08-11 6:41:19 PM  

Catlenfell: That gibberish better be cheese. I don't want mayonnaise on my BLT


WRONG.

BLT with Mayo is king.
 
2020-08-11 8:52:02 PM  

mekkab: Catlenfell: That gibberish better be cheese. I don't want mayonnaise on my BLT

WRONG.

BLT with Mayo is king.


How could anyone dispute this?
 
2020-08-11 9:11:04 PM  
French's mustard can not fark off out of the solar system fast enough to satisfy me.
Who ever thought that nasty yellow baby schitt was edible, much less desirable, I will never know (or want to know). Maybe it is like all the great "American" beers that became great piss-waters when they went corporate, but that rancid yellow goo has never been palatable in my life time.
 
2020-08-11 9:13:10 PM  

Ant: So when do American 7 Elevens start to get all the cool stuff that Japanese ones have?


Two things indispensable about 7-11s in Japan: free WiFi and international ATMs... they'll save your ass when you are broke and your phone doesn't work locally.

mekkab: Catlenfell: That gibberish better be cheese. I don't want mayonnaise on my BLT

WRONG.

BLT with Mayo is king.


Minor mistake... it should be BLOT, because it has to have onions as well.As for mayo, lightly smear each side... or at least the veggie side.Yes, it is required for the discerning palate.
 
2020-08-11 11:19:39 PM  

johnny_vegas: mekkab: Catlenfell: That gibberish better be cheese. I don't want mayonnaise on my BLT

WRONG.

BLT with Mayo is king.

How could anyone dispute this?


Umm. But, Miracle Wh.... sorry. I couldn't even get the whole word out without throwing up a little bit in my mouth.
 
2020-08-11 11:22:28 PM  

johnny_vegas: Meh, the only reason I use Best Foods (ie; Hellman's) mayo is because it's hard to find Duke's in San Diego.
/Going to have to try Kewpie


Kewpie is pretty good, particularly the kind imported from Japan (the made in America version has a different recipe, though it's good too).

/ Reading over what I've just written I can't help but wonder, when the fark did I become such a mayonnaise hipster?
 
2020-08-12 6:05:56 PM  

phlegmjay: johnny_vegas: Meh, the only reason I use Best Foods (ie; Hellman's) mayo is because it's hard to find Duke's in San Diego.
/Going to have to try Kewpie

Kewpie is pretty good, particularly the kind imported from Japan (the made in America version has a different recipe, though it's good too).

/ Reading over what I've just written I can't help but wonder, when the fark did I become such a mayonnaise hipster?


...username checks out? I keed, I keed! I dint even know there was a bastardized version until I saw mention more than once here on fark.

Percise1: French's mustard can not fark off out of the solar system fast enough to satisfy me.
Who ever thought that nasty yellow baby schitt was edible, much less desirable, I will never know (or want to know). Maybe it is like all the great "American" beers that became great piss-waters when they went corporate, but that rancid yellow goo has never been palatable in my life time.


yeah, we keep that nonsense in the house mainly for emergencies (it really one-weird-trick works on minor skin burns! Narrator: shut up you jackass.) or my occasional misguided childhood nostalgia. also necessary 'cos I'ma slowly build up the components of a Chicago style hotdog what I never once in my life had (actually I've got everything except the poppy seed buns, which ent easy to come by here. I make have to bake some my-ownself.)

but daily use is the endless line of bottles of cracked-grain "spicy" brown mustard from Dollar Tree and ALDI.

...

since we have no sour cream or plain yoghurt on hand, the leftover Colcannon (cabbage, leek, caramelized garlic) latke project (scallion, egg, panko, AP flour, nutritional yeast, 7-spice) may well get kewpie + brown mustard as a dip...

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/ok ok I will admit also adding 1T of dollar tree "butter popcorn seasoning"
//ingredients are quite acceptable: buttermilk powder, ground-up trees, salt, whey, MSG.
///mainly surprised salt isn't 1st.
 
2020-08-12 7:46:16 PM  

tintar: since we have no sour cream or plain yoghurt on hand,


You should kefir... ;)
 
2020-08-12 10:26:07 PM  

Percise1: tintar: since we have no sour cream or plain yoghurt on hand,

You should kefir... ;)


don't think it hasn't crossed my tiny mind! usually I buy whole milk... to make yoghurt... to make Quark/tsvorog. and the whey to feed plants, or to encourage a recalcitrant kimchi, or my favorite is making lacto-ginger-beer.

but yeah! like, I *enjoy* kefir - in restaurants, or convenience stores. but, much as magnets, I have ZFC how it works! alls I need is a couple points in the right direction...
 
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