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(Fark)   What's it called when you know you're 100% correct but still feel like an asshole for being a dick about it?   ( divider line
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393 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 11 Aug 2020 at 1:35 PM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-08-11 10:47:05 AM  
2020-08-11 10:53:38 AM  
It's called "feeling like an asshole for being a dick."
2020-08-11 10:54:31 AM  
When I am guilty of it, I call it being a "self righteous asshole"
2020-08-11 11:07:15 AM  

Hubris Boy: Normal.

I was going to say "Marriage".
2020-08-11 11:09:26 AM  
2020-08-11 11:25:25 AM  
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2020-08-11 11:42:56 AM  
Self awareness?
2020-08-11 11:54:22 AM  
Assholes always know they're 100% correct. They don't know that's not all there is to living amongst others.
2020-08-11 12:02:49 PM  
Depends, are you an asshole because you're a dick on accident or are you an asshole despite knowing full well you're a dick?
2020-08-11 1:06:01 PM  
I call it: being a lousy son.
2020-08-11 1:40:45 PM  
We had a meeting right before we were all sent home due to Covid.  Someone said let's take bets on when we get back.  Everyone said April or May.  I said 2021 and everyone laughed.  (I was serious)

Sometimes it is not fun being right.

So lucky to be able to work from home.
2020-08-11 1:41:23 PM  

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I saw a truck this morning with that sticker.

It was passing me on the right in the merge lane while I was doing the speed limit in the "slow" lane.  Literally, the drive was being an unsafe dick, passing on the right because too much traffic in the faster lanes.

I would have been pissed, but the irony of it made me smile.
2020-08-11 1:41:29 PM  
Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get farked by dicks. But dicks also fark assholes. Assholes that just want to shiat on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fark a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fark too much or fark when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shiat that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fark this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shiat.
2020-08-11 1:47:32 PM  
2020-08-11 1:51:26 PM  
2020-08-11 1:52:41 PM  

Leader O'Cola: me

2020-08-11 1:52:43 PM  

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2020-08-11 1:55:32 PM  

lonomoholo: smug

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2020-08-11 1:59:53 PM  
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Say goodnight, asshole -er- Dick.
2020-08-11 2:09:56 PM  
A Feynman.
2020-08-11 2:21:12 PM  
Like when you're telling a bunch of little kids there's no Santa??
2020-08-11 2:56:17 PM  

dittybopper: lonomoholo: smug

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2020-08-11 3:18:09 PM  
Technically Correct.
2020-08-11 3:37:33 PM  
2020-08-11 3:41:23 PM  
Me at my weekly trivia game with friends.
2020-08-11 4:53:07 PM  
Politics tab participant?  Oh, forget it. That's the opposite.
2020-08-11 4:53:46 PM  
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2020-08-11 7:04:19 PM  
2020-08-11 10:47:49 PM  
smarty pants

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For me a "smarty pants" is obnoxious about being right while a "know it all" is a pretender..
2020-08-11 11:50:55 PM  
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