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2020-08-11 1:25:52 PM  
When this sort of thing happens, does the funetal home offer a discount since they don't have to go too far to pick up the body?
 
2020-08-11 1:26:06 PM  
*funeral...

D*mn phone keyboard.
 
2020-08-11 2:05:50 PM  
They act like I killed the guy.
 
2020-08-11 2:10:57 PM  
Subby,
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2020-08-11 2:11:32 PM  
I chuckled, Subs.
 
2020-08-11 2:12:12 PM  
Dear Detroit Free Press

1 More Dead After Shooting at Funeral Home

Fixed it for you.  You're welcome.
 
2020-08-11 2:12:33 PM  
Let's hope at least one dead before the shooting...
 
2020-08-11 2:13:22 PM  
I get that the death of a loved one can be a stressful event, and that family members don't always see eye to eye on emotional topics like this.

But who the fark packs heat when going into a funeral home?
 
2020-08-11 2:13:24 PM  

wage0048: When this sort of thing happens, does the funetal home offer a discount since they don't have to go too far to pick up the body?

That's cold man. That's cold.

No pun intended.

 
2020-08-11 2:15:21 PM  
It's a miracle, there were 4 dead before the shooting.
 
2020-08-11 2:22:02 PM  

wage0048: When this sort of thing happens, does the funetal home offer a discount since they don't have to go too far to pick up the body?


Well, the body does have to go somewhere else for a bit before being released for burial so ... I mean, unless you're in one of those places where the coroner's job is basically to kick the corpse and sign the death certificate if it doesn't kick back.

Naturally, YMMV.
 
2020-08-11 2:22:44 PM  
What kind of brain dead fool can't wait for life to take care of an 53 year old?  During a damn pandemic?
 
2020-08-11 2:24:11 PM  
Where did they bury the survivors?
 
2020-08-11 2:34:56 PM  

wage0048: When this sort of thing happens, does the funetal home offer a discount since they don't have to go too far to pick up the body?


I'd say no since the body still has to take a detour to the medical examiner's office being that it was a shooting and not natural causes.
 
2020-08-11 2:38:25 PM  
FrancoFile

But who the fark packs heat when going into a funeral home?

Zombiephobes.
 
2020-08-11 2:40:57 PM  

FrancoFile: I get that the death of a loved one can be a stressful event, and that family members don't always see eye to eye on emotional topics like this.

But who the fark packs heat when going into a funeral home?


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2020-08-11 2:48:39 PM  
Shooting at a funeral home... youve got to be 110% white trash to do that.
 
2020-08-11 2:50:35 PM  

FrancoFile: I get that the death of a loved one can be a stressful event, and that family members don't always see eye to eye on emotional topics like this.

But who the fark packs heat when going into a funeral home?


I have.

Back when I rode with the Patriot Guard, that is.  Missions (what they call it) can mean leaving in the wee hours and returning late at night, with travel through some very rural areas, on a bike.  I'm too old to fight but too young to get my ass kicked and I've encountered some seriously screwy people out on the road.
 
2020-08-11 2:57:42 PM  

SirEattonHogg: FrancoFile: I get that the death of a loved one can be a stressful event, and that family members don't always see eye to eye on emotional topics like this.

But who the fark packs heat when going into a funeral home?

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2020-08-11 3:00:44 PM  
Shooting at cemetery. Thousands dead
 
2020-08-11 3:02:37 PM  
Meh. Slow day for Detroit.
 
2020-08-11 3:07:02 PM  
 
2020-08-11 3:50:37 PM  
Easy defense: "Your Honor, he was dead when I got there!"
 
2020-08-11 3:51:01 PM  

The Flexecutioner: Where did they bury the survivors?


Cremated them
 
2020-08-11 4:15:19 PM  
I understand a deaf policeman heard the noise
 
2020-08-11 5:28:16 PM  
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2020-08-11 11:37:42 PM  
More importantly....that cop car picture is hideous.  Whose idea was that?
 
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