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(NYPost)   ProTip: If you're going to stream music for your family, make sure it isn't the PornHub channel   (nypost.com) divider line
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3621 clicks; posted to Main » and Entertainment » on 11 Aug 2020 at 11:50 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-11 10:32:47 AM  
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2020-08-11 11:41:39 AM  
"not uncle" watches porn with his hot nieces. I think I know what happens next.
 
2020-08-11 11:51:23 AM  
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2020-08-11 11:51:29 AM  
HOT
 
2020-08-11 11:52:50 AM  
Man, this fake video is hilarious.
 
2020-08-11 11:52:56 AM  
There should be a real spotify playlist with cheesy porn music.
 
2020-08-11 11:53:04 AM  
Also pro-tip: make sure your phone is not set to automatically connect to the Bluetooth in your wife's car when she pulls into the garage.

Thankfully I've avoided the pron trap, but plenty of times my iTunes or YouTube, etc will kick over.
 
2020-08-11 11:55:24 AM  
Somewhat related: YouTube videos of school talent shows where someone on the drums plays the PornHub jingle to the applause of the student body as the faculty try to decide if they should stop them.
 
2020-08-11 11:55:59 AM  
Bass-heavy bow-chicka-bow-wow gets repetitive really quickly.
 
2020-08-11 11:56:14 AM  
Ruby Rhod's Evening Show - The Fifth Element (7/8) Movie CLIP (1997) HD
Youtube poxW5pFQVEw
 
2020-08-11 11:57:07 AM  

Buttknuckle: HOT


username checks out
 
2020-08-11 11:57:21 AM  
'"Caught a f-ing belter! Oh my God!" the woman yells on the video, using Scottish slang for an incompetent person. '

Nope. Unless things are different north of the border, a "belter" is just a "really good one" or a "song to sing loudly".

E.g. "I had a belter of a curry, then belted out a couple of belters at the karaoke."
 
2020-08-11 11:57:43 AM  
note...always turn off blutooth when not using...and turn off auto connect to new networks
 
2020-08-11 11:58:40 AM  

Charlie Freak: Also pro-tip: make sure your phone is not set to automatically connect to the Bluetooth in your wife's car when she pulls into the garage.

Thankfully I've avoided the pron trap, but plenty of times my iTunes or YouTube, etc will kick over.


When my kid got his latest hearing aids they automatically connected to bluetooth around him.  Luckily it was a news video that alerted me to that function but it freaked him the fark out.

DAD...SOMEONE IS TALKING IN MY EAR!!!!!

I had that fixed STAT!
 
2020-08-11 11:59:45 AM  
Amazon Alexa Gone Wild! (ORIGINAL)
Youtube r5p0gqCIEa8
 
2020-08-11 12:01:21 PM  
Who here hasn't done this?
 
2020-08-11 12:02:04 PM  

Pert: '"Caught a f-ing belter! Oh my God!" the woman yells on the video, using Scottish slang for an incompetent person. '

Nope. Unless things are different north of the border, a "belter" is just a "really good one" or a "song to sing loudly".


Or maybe she's on the trail of some OPA terrorists...
 
2020-08-11 12:02:36 PM  

Pert: '"Caught a f-ing belter! Oh my God!" the woman yells on the video, using Scottish slang for an incompetent person. '

Nope. Unless things are different north of the border, a "belter" is just a "really good one" or a "song to sing loudly".

E.g. "I had a belter of a curry, then belted out a couple of belters at the karaoke."


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2020-08-11 12:03:32 PM  
I, a fat-fingered tech-disaster olds, believe this actually happened. I'm also web-gullible - and flatulent.
 
2020-08-11 12:04:01 PM  
The title should give it away.  Most likely NSFW if the office sings along.


Shut Your Fucking Face Uncle Fucka.
Youtube n5yprTNfN3U
 
2020-08-11 12:09:21 PM  
I'm no saint, but I never watch porn on my phone. I'm not cluttering such an important, multi-use personal device with adware and god knows what else that tube sites are full of, plus I would imagine on a smaller screen like that there's an increased risk of fat-fingering while scrolling thru or selecting something and accidentally sharing the link to your FB or texting it your grandma.

With any cell phone plan nowadays, you can buy a perfectly suitable tablet for cheap and use that as your designated wank facilitator. Or maybe just an old laptop.
 
2020-08-11 12:29:58 PM  

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Alexa is such a slut.
 
2020-08-11 12:31:50 PM  

dothemath: Man, this fake video is hilarious.


You mean you don't regularly listen to music through your TV and have family members record what's happening with their phones?
 
2020-08-11 12:34:58 PM  

Killer Cars: I'm no saint, but I never watch porn on my phone. I'm not cluttering such an important, multi-use personal device with adware and god knows what else that tube sites are full of, plus I would imagine on a smaller screen like that there's an increased risk of fat-fingering while scrolling thru or selecting something and accidentally sharing the link to your FB or texting it your grandma.

With any cell phone plan nowadays, you can buy a perfectly suitable tablet for cheap and use that as your designated wank facilitator. Or maybe just an old laptop.


Dropping a tablet on your face mid wank would kind of suck, dropping a cell phone = quick recovery.
 
2020-08-11 12:37:36 PM  

Pert: '"Caught a f-ing belter! Oh my God!" the woman yells on the video, using Scottish slang for an incompetent person. '

Nope. Unless things are different north of the border, a "belter" is just a "really good one" or a "song to sing loudly".

E.g. "I had a belter of a curry, then belted out a couple of belters at the karaoke."


Belters?

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2020-08-11 12:41:44 PM  
Me so horny.
 
2020-08-11 12:47:11 PM  
Another poorly staged video disseminated (yes) by the NYPost.  What do you call the derivative of the derivative?
 
2020-08-11 12:51:10 PM  

Sexy Jesus: Another poorly staged video disseminated (yes) by the NYPost.  What do you call the derivative of the derivative?


It is simply called a second derivative and is used to find maximums and minimums as you analyze your rate of change.
 
2020-08-11 12:55:30 PM  

Super Chronic: dothemath: Man, this fake video is hilarious.

You mean you don't regularly listen to music through your TV and have family members record what's happening with their phones?


Lots of people play music through their tv or soundbar for get togethers -  it's a primary use case for chromecast for example - and I would think recording video at a family gathering is one of the more common use cases for making videos. Out of hudreds of millions of households, these two things happening at the same time is .. uh, not really the unlikely scenario you seem to want to make it out to be. (Largely ignoring the impression I get that if something happens, anywhere, anytime, anything, *somebody has it on video*) Your attempt at thinking critically seems pretty ham fisted to me.
 
2020-08-11 1:01:23 PM  
PH intro in school + CHURCH Compilation LOL
Youtube VG1LCk9aoPQ
 
2020-08-11 1:17:37 PM  

12349876: There should be a real spotify playlist with cheesy porn music.


Like this?
mna mna muppet show
Youtube RFkYhBs5eNc
 
2020-08-11 1:19:47 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: 12349876: There should be a real spotify playlist with cheesy porn music.

Like this?
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Or this?
Wall of Voodoo - Ring of Fire
Youtube 8FyTfLAlASU
 
2020-08-11 1:21:24 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Tyrone Slothrop: 12349876: There should be a real spotify playlist with cheesy porn music.

Like this?
[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/RFkYhBs5​eNc?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]

Or this?
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Or this?
The Plugz - Electrify Me
Youtube qQG29kCTB-U
 
2020-08-11 1:24:26 PM  

McGrits: Sexy Jesus: Another poorly staged video disseminated (yes) by the NYPost.  What do you call the derivative of the derivative?

It is simply called a second derivative and is used to find maximums and minimums as you analyze your rate of change.


If we're talking the application of calculus to Newtonian mechanics, the third derivative of position is the most relevant in this particular case I'd think.
 
2020-08-11 2:09:52 PM  
So, how long before he's charged with something involving making porn accessible to minors? C'mon, already, we have lives to irreparably ruin, and we don't have all day.
 
2020-08-11 2:13:28 PM  

ChiliBoots: McGrits: Sexy Jesus: Another poorly staged video disseminated (yes) by the NYPost.  What do you call the derivative of the derivative?

It is simply called a second derivative and is used to find maximums and minimums as you analyze your rate of change.

If we're talking the application of calculus to Newtonian mechanics, the third derivative of position is the most relevant in this particular case I'd think.


I had to look this one up, but it did pay off.
 
2020-08-11 6:21:56 PM  

Queef Wellington: Killer Cars: I'm no saint, but I never watch porn on my phone. I'm not cluttering such an important, multi-use personal device with adware and god knows what else that tube sites are full of, plus I would imagine on a smaller screen like that there's an increased risk of fat-fingering while scrolling thru or selecting something and accidentally sharing the link to your FB or texting it your grandma.

With any cell phone plan nowadays, you can buy a perfectly suitable tablet for cheap and use that as your designated wank facilitator. Or maybe just an old laptop.

Dropping a tablet on your face mid wank would kind of suck, dropping a cell phone = quick recovery.


Isn't that pretty much the only reason anyone buys a Chromebook? It's pretty much a dedicated porn machine, right? Long battery life, decent video rendering, relatively large screen, fairly lightweight, SSD.
 
2020-08-11 7:41:24 PM  

12349876: There should be a real spotify playlist with cheesy porn music.


This one is actually really farking good chillout muzak.
 
2020-08-11 8:29:24 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Tyrone Slothrop: 12349876: There should be a real spotify playlist with cheesy porn music.

Like this?
[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/RFkYhBs5​eNc?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]

Or this?
[YouTube video: Wall of Voodoo - Ring of Fire]


I'd watch a lot more porn if Wall of Voodoo did the soundtracks
 
2020-08-12 11:45:50 PM  
Family Guy| Peter replaces wedding tape with P0RN
Youtube GC4HnoYBwjQ
 
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