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2020-08-11 10:44:20 AM  
Huh, that's a name I haven't heard in awhile.
 
2020-08-11 11:30:23 AM  
He's right.

If she started each show with, "Good morning America. Go fark yourself! Dont like it? Who cares.  I made more money just telling you all to go fark yourselves than you'll make this year," and then went downhill from there, I'D tune in.

And I've never seen her show before.
 
2020-08-11 11:50:20 AM  
BABABOULLIE!
 
2020-08-11 11:57:28 AM  
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2020-08-11 12:05:08 PM  
It was said tongue in cheek and has been taken out of context of the larger discussion that he was having, but I'm sure you're not surprised by that at all.
 
2020-08-11 12:13:31 PM  
What is the p work that is blocked out?
 
2020-08-11 12:13:47 PM  
word
 
2020-08-11 12:20:20 PM  
what's a p____k?

are we not grown up enough to see a word?

what is wrong with america?
 
2020-08-11 12:21:36 PM  

WillofJ2: What is the p work that is blocked out?


I'm guessing "Prick".

At first I was reading it as punk, and couldn't figure out why it was being censored.
 
2020-08-11 12:21:51 PM  

WillofJ2: What is the p work that is blocked out?


prick.  Isn't that terrible?
 
2020-08-11 12:24:43 PM  
Ellen DeGeneres and Howard Stern should co-host a show together.  Ratings gold, baby!
 
2020-08-11 12:40:03 PM  

AintNoAmoeba: WillofJ2: What is the p work that is blocked out?

I'm guessing "Prick".

At first I was reading it as punk, and couldn't figure out why it was being censored.


debug: WillofJ2: What is the p work that is blocked out?

prick.  Isn't that terrible?


I know two people that are asking to get banned!
 
2020-08-11 12:45:33 PM  

Buttknuckle: AintNoAmoeba: WillofJ2: What is the p work that is blocked out?

I'm guessing "Prick".

At first I was reading it as punk, and couldn't figure out why it was being censored.

debug: WillofJ2: What is the p work that is blocked out?

prick.  Isn't that terrible?

I know two people that are asking to get banned!


Its a sad mad world
 
2020-08-11 12:50:52 PM  

Buttknuckle: AintNoAmoeba: WillofJ2: What is the p work that is blocked out?

I'm guessing "Prick".

At first I was reading it as punk, and couldn't figure out why it was being censored.

debug: WillofJ2: What is the p work that is blocked out?

prick.  Isn't that terrible?

I know two people that are asking to get banned!


By the pricking that's in my pantses
Someone biatchy this way dances
 
2020-08-11 12:53:18 PM  

some_beer_drinker: what's a p____k?

are we not grown up enough to see a word?

what is wrong with america?


Could have been worse. Could have been cocksucker. I can't believe some backwards and juvenile websites still arbitrarily censor language. What the fark?!
 
2020-08-11 1:00:45 PM  

Subtonic: some_beer_drinker: what's a p____k?

are we not grown up enough to see a word?

what is wrong with america?

Could have been worse. Could have been cocksucker. I can't believe some backwards and juvenile websites still arbitrarily censor language. What the fark?!


can you say penis in america?
 
2020-08-11 1:06:40 PM  

gilgigamesh: He's right.

If she started each show with, "Good morning America. Go fark yourself! Dont like it? Who cares.  I made more money just telling you all to go fark yourselves than you'll make this year," and then went downhill from there, I'D tune in.

And I've never seen her show before.


That would be the funniest thing she ever said.

/Not a hater.
//But I never thought she was funny.
 
2020-08-11 1:07:09 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Subtonic: some_beer_drinker: what's a p____k?

are we not grown up enough to see a word?

what is wrong with america?

Could have been worse. Could have been cocksucker. I can't believe some backwards and juvenile websites still arbitrarily censor language. What the fark?!

can you say penis in america?


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I guess so. That was fun.
 
2020-08-11 1:10:24 PM  
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2020-08-11 1:13:53 PM  
an asshole attitude was almost mandatory for a white 90s standup comedian. imagine if 90s Denis Leary was your boss.
 
2020-08-11 1:18:01 PM  
His follow-up suggestions for Ellen,  based on things that worked for him in the past: throw slices of baloney at the greased-up bared buttocks of porn stars and strippers down on all fours to see if they will stick when they land.

That was a thing he did on his show, on cable.
 
2020-08-11 1:22:44 PM  

Any Pie Left: His follow-up suggestions for Ellen,  based on things that worked for him in the past: throw slices of baloney at the greased-up bared buttocks of porn stars and strippers down on all fours to see if they will stick when they land.

That was a thing he did on his show, on cable.


Anal ring toss looked like a fun game.

IIRC, William Shatner refused to play, but Steve Gutenberg did.
 
2020-08-11 1:48:47 PM  

some_beer_drinker: what's a p____k?

are we not grown up enough to see a word?

what is wrong with america?


TFA is not from an American publication.

Is "prick" a bigger no-no over there? I know that Brits throw around "coont" like it's nothing.
 
2020-08-11 1:52:36 PM  

Fireproof: some_beer_drinker: what's a p____k?

are we not grown up enough to see a word?

what is wrong with america?

TFA is not from an American publication.

Is "prick" a bigger no-no over there? I know that Brits throw around "coont" like it's nothing.


Aussies are the same way.

/Another driver in London called my Uber driver a c*nt.
//It was British AF.
///I tried not to giggle.
 
2020-08-11 1:55:16 PM  

Fireproof: some_beer_drinker: what's a p____k?

are we not grown up enough to see a word?

what is wrong with america?

TFA is not from an American publication.

Is "prick" a bigger no-no over there? I know that Brits throw around "coont" like it's nothing.


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2020-08-11 2:06:05 PM  
That's the worst advice ever, unless he actually just wants to watch her implode.  His reputation was made on being an asshole, hers was the opposite.  It doesn't hurt you so much if your shtick is being an asshole and you turn out to be somewhat decent.  The opposite is not true.  This is why Ellen is so screwed right now.  She has to fake being a nice person well enough, for long enough, that you can sell it to people again.  Turning her into a villain isn't going to work.
 
2020-08-11 2:11:44 PM  

Any Pie Left: His follow-up suggestions for Ellen,  based on things that worked for him in the past: throw slices of baloney at the greased-up bared buttocks of porn stars and strippers down on all fours to see if they will stick when they land.

That was a thing he did on his show, on cable.


How about that time they got Sarah Silverman to smell that one dude's balls? Maybe Ellen could start getting all her celebrity guests to smell a dude's balls.
 
2020-08-11 2:12:38 PM  
She should open a Karate studio.
 
2020-08-11 3:47:52 PM  

nburghmatt: an asshole attitude was almost mandatory for a white 90s standup comedian. imagine if 90s Denis Leary was your boss.


This.  I would hate to work for Bill Hicks.
 
2020-08-11 4:24:49 PM  
I guess the 12 year old inside my head finds telling a lesbian to be a prick amusing. I learned something new.
 
2020-08-11 7:33:55 PM  
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2020-08-11 7:46:25 PM  
She's the Jay Leno of daytime tv.

Vanilla and fake.
 
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