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938 clicks; posted to Geek » on 11 Aug 2020 at 11:35 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-11 11:43:27 AM  
...that headline fails the Turing test, right? It's not just me?
 
2020-08-11 12:03:03 PM  
It will be a night in the lonesome October .
 
2020-08-11 12:23:07 PM  
Maybe mums can arrange a zoom scary story night for the kiddies?
I LOVED Halloween as a kid & feel sorry that they'll miss out this year.
 
2020-08-11 12:25:50 PM  
Halloween party plans have already started to be tossed around in my various circles, I think its going to a drug and booze fueled weekend of debauchery. Like the good ol' days
 
2020-08-11 12:26:36 PM  
You would have to be crazy to go trick or treating, or let your children go trick or treating, this year.
 
2020-08-11 12:37:51 PM  
Best idea ever.
 
2020-08-11 1:03:53 PM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: You would have to be crazy to go trick or treating, or let your children go trick or treating, this year.


We already promised our 7-year-old that he could trick-or-treat down our hallway. My wife, my older son, and I will wear different costumes and let him make a few "laps" to the various bedrooms.

I also suspect there will be some good virtual trick-or-treating tours set up on games like Minecraft and Animal Crossing this year.
 
2020-08-11 1:25:42 PM  
The moon is never blue, maybe red or brown at best.
 
2020-08-11 1:28:45 PM  

oldfarthenry: Maybe mums can arrange a zoom scary story night for the kiddies?
I LOVED Halloween as a kid & feel sorry that they'll miss out this year.


I don't follow why a holiday where everyone wears masks will be cancelled this year. It's more sensible than thanksgiving.
 
2020-08-11 1:33:11 PM  

pup.socket: The moon is never blue, maybe red or brown at best.


Matter of fact, it's all dark.
 
2020-08-11 1:33:24 PM  

Fano: oldfarthenry: Maybe mums can arrange a zoom scary story night for the kiddies?
I LOVED Halloween as a kid & feel sorry that they'll miss out this year.

I don't follow why a holiday where everyone wears masks will be cancelled this year. It's more sensible than thanksgiving.


I think it's the 'treating' that's an issue.Grubby hands, yadda yadda...
Maybe a 'snack cannon' can be developed that uses hand sanitizer as the explosive charge?

'Go long, Timmy!'
*BOOM*
 
2020-08-11 1:34:04 PM  

amindtat: pup.socket: The moon is never blue, maybe red or brown at best.

Matter of fact, it's all dark.


Only one half is dark, for the next few billion years at least.
 
2020-08-11 1:35:30 PM  
Only the anti-maskers are going to send their kids trick-or-treating.

Those kids are going to be so confused.
 
2020-08-11 1:37:25 PM  

oldfarthenry: Fano: oldfarthenry: Maybe mums can arrange a zoom scary story night for the kiddies?
I LOVED Halloween as a kid & feel sorry that they'll miss out this year.

I don't follow why a holiday where everyone wears masks will be cancelled this year. It's more sensible than thanksgiving.

I think it's the 'treating' that's an issue.Grubby hands, yadda yadda...
Maybe a 'snack cannon' can be developed that uses hand sanitizer as the explosive charge?

'Go long, Timmy!'
*BOOM*


Well they all come out of presealed sacks and I guess the candies can go into dad quarantine for 72 hours.
Also transmission by fomites is extremely low.
 
2020-08-11 2:13:30 PM  

oldfarthenry: Fano: oldfarthenry: Maybe mums can arrange a zoom scary story night for the kiddies?
I LOVED Halloween as a kid & feel sorry that they'll miss out this year.

I don't follow why a holiday where everyone wears masks will be cancelled this year. It's more sensible than thanksgiving.

I think it's the 'treating' that's an issue.Grubby hands, yadda yadda...
Maybe a 'snack cannon' can be developed that uses hand sanitizer as the explosive charge?

'Go long, Timmy!'
*BOOM*


Social distancing is a problem, too, when going door to door.
 
2020-08-11 2:30:40 PM  
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2020-08-11 2:36:16 PM  
Well you shouldn't be handing out beer to kids anyway.
 
2020-08-11 5:36:56 PM  

pup.socket: amindtat: pup.socket: The moon is never blue, maybe red or brown at best.

Matter of fact, it's all dark.

Only one half is dark, for the next few billion years at least.


That's... not how the moon works. It rotates with respect to the sun once per 30 days.
 
2020-08-11 9:46:35 PM  

FarkingSmurf: Well you shouldn't be handing out beer to kids anyway.


That's right. Little tummies fill up too quickly to get the most from a drink with such a low alcohol content. Give them gin.
 
2020-08-11 10:58:41 PM  

LoneVVolf: pup.socket: amindtat: pup.socket: The moon is never blue, maybe red or brown at best.

Matter of fact, it's all dark.

Only one half is dark, for the next few billion years at least.

That's... not how the moon works. It rotates with respect to the sun once per 30 days.


You mean while rotating it manages to hide more than half its surface from the Sun? Amazing, can you draw a picture?
 
2020-08-12 3:58:27 AM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: You would have to be crazy to go trick or treating, or let your children go trick or treating, this year.


Username checks out.
See you in Hell.
 
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