Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Star)   Furious police forced to break up the stupid at nude beach for a 'coronavirus beach party' that was designed to spread the killer disease (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Tenerife, Canary Islands, Santa Cruz de Tenerife, Teide, local police, Civil Guard officers, La Orotava Town Hall, Spanish police officers  
•       •       •

5091 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Aug 2020 at 9:35 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



53 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2020-08-11 8:54:22 AM  
When finding a blind man there....it's not hard.
 
2020-08-11 8:58:20 AM  
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.

She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.

Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
 
2020-08-11 9:38:49 AM  
So charge them bioterrorism if they're intentionally spreading the disease.
 
2020-08-11 9:39:38 AM  
What a bunch of boobs
 
2020-08-11 9:43:41 AM  
After watching blood clot as it was drawn from a Covid-19 patient in spite of whatever anticoagulants were inside the receiving vial I can't help but think that this is nature's way of punishing the selfish and the stupid, but anyone providing them comfort by being then in their orbit.

But then I remembered the chart showing that this pathogen seems to really prefer laboratory animals over anything else, and humans more than anything else has ever preferred humans and accept that this has little to do nature at all.
 
2020-08-11 9:47:45 AM  
Tan lines matter!
 
2020-08-11 9:51:41 AM  
That site tried to murder my browser.
 
2020-08-11 9:56:16 AM  
Ok, the idiots who won't wear masks are dumb enough, but to try and intentionally spread the virus? Why the fark would they do that?
 
2020-08-11 9:57:33 AM  
I've said it before, but I'll say it again: I feel like I am watching a cult spread through some sort of memetic virus.  Neurolinguistic programming.  If the vulnerability exists on your firmware, then when the right inputs get read the person is hacked and starts doing the cult's bidding.  Snow Crash isn't supposed to be a user's manual.

Either that or something Lovecraftian.  If one of these anti-masker GOPniks starts saying things like "What will be was, what was will be" we're all going to have to have a serious discussion about elder things.
 
2020-08-11 9:58:34 AM  
You can tell the police are furious because they're standing there with their hands on their hips.  If this was the USA, of course, the beachgoers would have been beaten to death.
 
2020-08-11 9:59:19 AM  
Who the hell names their town Furious?
 
2020-08-11 10:09:58 AM  
Group sex sounds like fun until you remember that you probably won't like most of the other people.
 
2020-08-11 10:11:03 AM  

Kegluneq: If one of these anti-masker GOPniks starts ...


You realize this is Spain, right? No GOP there.
 
2020-08-11 10:11:32 AM  

CarnySaur: If this was the USA, of course, the beachgoers would have been beaten to death.

The beachgoers were black?

/ DNRTFStar
 
2020-08-11 10:13:56 AM  
Of all the ways you could attempt to deliberately spread this disease you choose a beach camping trip???
 
2020-08-11 10:15:29 AM  

Alien Robot: Kegluneq: If one of these anti-masker GOPniks starts ...

You realize this is Spain, right? No GOP there.


No 1 curr got to biatch about Trump
 
2020-08-11 10:15:57 AM  

djloid2010: Ok, the idiots who won't wear masks are dumb enough, but to try and intentionally spread the virus? Why the fark would they do that?


Like the chicken pox parties back in the day, maybe? The idea to catch it and get over it?

Which is just as ridiculous but I can't fathom any other reason.
 
2020-08-11 10:15:59 AM  

MillionDollarMo: Group sex sounds like fun until you remember that you probably won't like most of the other people.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-11 10:16:30 AM  

Alien Robot: Kegluneq: If one of these anti-masker GOPniks starts ...

You realize this is Spain, right? No GOP there.


The Spaniards have fascists. So the equivalent of GOP
 
2020-08-11 10:25:21 AM  
As has been said, the phrase "avoid it like the plague" is no longer valid, because people are too stupid to avoid the plague.
 
2020-08-11 10:27:02 AM  

Kegluneq: I've said it before, but I'll say it again: I feel like I am watching a cult spread through some sort of memetic virus.  Neurolinguistic programming.  If the vulnerability exists on your firmware, then when the right inputs get read the person is hacked and starts doing the cult's bidding.  Snow Crash isn't supposed to be a user's manual.

Either that or something Lovecraftian.  If one of these anti-masker GOPniks starts saying things like "What will be was, what was will be" we're all going to have to have a serious discussion about elder things.


"Language is a Virus from outer space"

-W.S. Burroughs
 
2020-08-11 10:27:36 AM  
Where's that farker with Nurgle in his username, we've finally got some cultists for them!
 
2020-08-11 10:28:02 AM  

vsavatar: Who the hell names their town Furious?


The folks a couple miles down from Fast.
 
2020-08-11 10:34:53 AM  
Furryous police?
Fark user imageView Full Size

/wear a mask
 
2020-08-11 10:35:18 AM  

Kegluneq: I've said it before, but I'll say it again: I feel like I am watching a cult spread through some sort of memetic virus. Neurolinguistic programming


I must say: There has been no better instrument for differentiating between kind, courteous, thoughtful human beings and total assholes than the pandemic mask policy.

It neatly divides our entire culture into two perfect groups, with no Venn overlap, ambiguity or misunderstanding. It's a clear separation, elegant and clean, black and white, and absolutely true in all cases.

Those who are mindful of others, who want to get along and cooperate, who like to share, who are friendly and courteous, who are altruistic and can think of the bigger picture, that we're all in this together.... those are the mask wearers.

Those who are selfish, who do not share or consider others, who are rude and obnoxious and demanding, who are arrogant and conceited and put their own feelings above others, who despise being told what to do and always put up a fierce front like they're defending their ego..... they never wear a mask.

Psychologists could not have come up with a more overt divisor of human personalities. There is no more uncertainty now. You know exactly what type of person you are interacting with at a glance.

I hope the pandemic mask policy exists forever.
 
2020-08-11 10:36:51 AM  
1)  Bullshiat
2) no pics of the nudes?
 
2020-08-11 10:39:11 AM  

Salmon: 1)  Bullshiat
2) no pics of the nudes?


Generally the people who attend nude beaches are the kind of people you don't want to see nude.
 
2020-08-11 10:42:56 AM  
Salmon:
2) no pics of the nudes?

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-11 10:47:36 AM  
Looks more like a giardia spreading event, from the preview.

/not clicking Star links on mobile
//mobilepsy
 
2020-08-11 10:48:54 AM  

Kegluneq: I've said it before, but I'll say it again: I feel like I am watching a cult spread through some sort of memetic virus.  Neurolinguistic programming.  If the vulnerability exists on your firmware, then when the right inputs get read the person is hacked and starts doing the cult's bidding.  Snow Crash isn't supposed to be a user's manual.

Either that or something Lovecraftian.  If one of these anti-masker GOPniks starts saying things like "What will be was, what was will be" we're all going to have to have a serious discussion about elder things.


I feel like they fired up the Hadron Collider in November of 2016 and collapsed the universe into a singularity and that we're all in hell now.
 
2020-08-11 10:53:43 AM  

Ishkur: Kegluneq: I've said it before, but I'll say it again: I feel like I am watching a cult spread through some sort of memetic virus. Neurolinguistic programming

I must say: There has been no better instrument for differentiating between kind, courteous, thoughtful human beings and total assholes than the pandemic mask policy.

It neatly divides our entire culture into two perfect groups, with no Venn overlap, ambiguity or misunderstanding. It's a clear separation, elegant and clean, black and white, and absolutely true in all cases.

Those who are mindful of others, who want to get along and cooperate, who like to share, who are friendly and courteous, who are altruistic and can think of the bigger picture, that we're all in this together.... those are the mask wearers.

Those who are selfish, who do not share or consider others, who are rude and obnoxious and demanding, who are arrogant and conceited and put their own feelings above others, who despise being told what to do and always put up a fierce front like they're defending their ego..... they never wear a mask.

Psychologists could not have come up with a more overt divisor of human personalities. There is no more uncertainty now. You know exactly what type of person you are interacting with at a glance.

I hope the pandemic mask policy exists forever.


I despise being told what to do but I still wear a mask........Am I a cnut or


Those who are selfish, who do not share or consider others, who are rude and obnoxious and demanding, who are arrogant and conceited and put their own feelings above others, who despise being told what to do and always put up a fierce front like they're defending their ego..... they never wear a mask.
 
2020-08-11 11:15:25 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: So charge them bioterrorism if they're intentionally spreading the disease.


Seems like it's mostly white people, not terrorists.
 
2020-08-11 11:20:04 AM  
groups of youngsters, some of whom were not wearing face masks

I suspect that the purpose of this gathering is being misrepresented if any of them were taking mask precautions.
 
2020-08-11 11:24:01 AM  
Meanwhile, in Sturgis...
 
2020-08-11 11:28:52 AM  

vsavatar: Who the hell names their town Furious?


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-11 11:30:47 AM  
Colonials acting badly in the Mediterranean Coronashire.
 
2020-08-11 11:31:42 AM  

MechaPyx: vsavatar: Who the hell names their town Furious?

[Fark user image image 400x400]


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-11 11:35:21 AM  
The beach, traditionally a well-known nudist beach, is officially closed at the moment because of the risk of landslides.

Sound like a little dynamite could have buried the problem.
 
2020-08-11 11:47:31 AM  
Stupid people shouldn't breathe.
 
2020-08-11 11:53:15 AM  

Begoggle: Natalie Portmanteau: So charge them bioterrorism if they're intentionally spreading the disease.

Seems like it's mostly white people, not terrorists.


well, for one, I doubt they were having a covid party. (that's just the media's next jenkem or rainbow party BS).
But more important, bioterrorists are usually white guys in the movies. So, like, such as, evidence.
 
2020-08-11 12:29:42 PM  
vignette.wikia.nocookie.netView Full Size
UNMASK! UNMASK!
 
2020-08-11 12:33:19 PM  

djloid2010: Ok, the idiots who won't wear masks are dumb enough, but to try and intentionally spread the virus? Why the fark would they do that?


because YOLO
 
2020-08-11 12:44:43 PM  
Take all of those involved, round them up and stick them in an enclosed space for two weeks and let nature sort them out.
 
2020-08-11 12:46:59 PM  

CarnySaur: You can tell the police are furious because they're standing there with their hands on their hips.  If this was the USA, of course, the beachgoers would have been beaten to death.


Why would they get thier clubs dirty when they have perfectly good guns?
 
2020-08-11 12:47:42 PM  
Nobody wants to arrest naked people
 
2020-08-11 12:48:10 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Alien Robot: Kegluneq: If one of these anti-masker GOPniks starts ...

You realize this is Spain, right? No GOP there.

The Spaniards have fascists. So the equivalent of GOP


They were real facists until 1975. Had a dictator and everything.
 
2020-08-11 12:57:35 PM  

MasterPython: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Alien Robot: Kegluneq: If one of these anti-masker GOPniks starts ...

You realize this is Spain, right? No GOP there.

The Spaniards have fascists. So the equivalent of GOP

They were real facists until 1975. Had a dictator and everything.


Yeah and the guy responsible for the end of all that pulled one hell of a switcheroo. Essentially buttering up Franco and playing the supporter in public.
 
2020-08-11 1:34:09 PM  

Kegluneq: I've said it before, but I'll say it again: I feel like I am watching a cult spread through some sort of memetic virus.  Neurolinguistic programming.  If the vulnerability exists on your firmware, then when the right inputs get read the person is hacked and starts doing the cult's bidding.  Snow Crash isn't supposed to be a user's manual.

Either that or something Lovecraftian.  If one of these anti-masker GOPniks starts saying things like "What will be was, what was will be" we're all going to have to have a serious discussion about elder things.


You're actually closer to the truth than you realize. There is a part of the brain responsible for engaging in combat against an enemy, useful when at war against a competing tribe and you are afraid of them. The current liberal/conservative schism activates this part of the brain, and so they want to destroy things that are important to the other side.

The Rwandan genocide with Hutus and the Tutsis went precisely the same way. And if you'll forgive the Godwining, Hitler used precisely the same tactic to secure power by declaring the Jews a competing tribe.

It's a known flaw in human reasoning. In computer science, it would be called a privilege escalation bug; it would be the sort of thing an antivirus / firewall would check for.

Then there are people with no mental antivirus, those people who never update their own beliefs based upon new evidence or a new data source, and never check through their thoughts for potential problems or hack attempts. They tend to be people who believe in a single source of information, search as the Bible, which shall remain unquestioned. Information contained in this slot is never reevaluated for it's truth value, so the hacked exploit remains in place indefinitely, as no mental antivirus is ever run against this data.
 
2020-08-11 1:40:15 PM  

Zafler: MasterPython: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Alien Robot: Kegluneq: If one of these anti-masker GOPniks starts ...

You realize this is Spain, right? No GOP there.

The Spaniards have fascists. So the equivalent of GOP

They were real facists until 1975. Had a dictator and everything.

Yeah and the guy responsible for the end of all that pulled one hell of a switcheroo. Essentially buttering up Franco and playing the supporter in public.


And now he is in exile.
 
2020-08-11 2:12:47 PM  

MasterPython: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Alien Robot: Kegluneq: If one of these anti-masker GOPniks starts ...

You realize this is Spain, right? No GOP there.

The Spaniards have fascists. So the equivalent of GOP

They were real facists until 1975. Had a dictator and everything.


This just in...

2.bp.blogspot.comView Full Size
 
Displayed 50 of 53 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.