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(WFLA Tampa Bay)   "First, it was mystery seeds. Now, face masks from China are showing up - unsolicited - in Tampa Bay area mailboxes. And they are not gifts"   (wfla.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Tampa, Florida, Tampa Bay Rays, Tampa Bay Area, Pinellas County, Florida, Tampa Bay, St. Petersburg, Florida, Shan Sharp of Clearwater, Clearwater, Florida  
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2020-08-11 9:26:55 AM  
16 votes:

Merltech: How did they get your information, it was hacked.  They use your address, email, etc to sale to other groups to spam the crap out of you.  They normally don't mess with credit cards or banks because that could cause more financial losses than it's worth.  In other words, they'll make money off your geoinfo and leave the financial information mostly alone.


Information was not "hacked".
It's gotten from legal mailing lists.
It's nothing to do with spam.
it's brushing.
It says so right in the article.
Just done to boost seller's positive reviews and search rankings.

The merchant-or more commonly a "brusher" middleman who they pay-writes positive reviews using the names of the recipients.

The goal is to appear higher in the search rankings of online platforms like Amazon. The algorithms of those platforms favor merchants with lots of sales and positive reviews from verified purchasers. Since the name on the review belongs to someone who did receive the product, it's considered a verified purchase. Brushing can make it appear that hundreds or thousands of people have received and praised the merchant's product.


https://fortune.com/2020/07/30/what-i​s​-brushing-scam-china-mystery-seeds/
 
2020-08-11 9:31:42 AM  
12 votes:
Probably pity packs from the rest of the world at this point.
 
2020-08-11 9:27:02 AM  
8 votes:
It would be fun to mail out seed packets with "Plant these for healthy crops" printed in English, and "WARNING DANGER DO NOT PLANT THESE SEEDS" printed in Mandarin.  I have a 5 pound bag of cumin that's just going to go bad otherwise.
 
2020-08-11 9:25:31 AM  
7 votes:
We figured this scam out weeks ago. Now, are we going to have an excited, hysterical "reveal" about it every time some shiat web writer needs something for a deadline?
If so, we are going to see a lot of articles like this.
 
2020-08-11 10:22:55 AM  
6 votes:
I actually received one of these mystery boxes. Mine had a very nice completely fake pair of Ray Ban sunglasses in them. We promptly changed all of our passwords.
 
2020-08-11 9:59:32 AM  
6 votes:
Hilarious how some Asian market gets all this address and buyer info correct and gets it delivered so easily and yet absentee ballots always somehow get lost or farked up.
Hilarious.
 
2020-08-11 10:01:19 AM  
5 votes:
Gotta hand it to China.  You'd think "lawless police state" would be an oxymoron, yet here we are.
 
2020-08-11 9:54:10 AM  
5 votes:

TheSwizz: We gave the natives blankets when they were cold.  The Chinese are giving us masks in our hour of need.  Thanks, China!


Good joke, but "smallpox blankets" was a British general in 1754
 
2020-08-11 10:03:56 AM  
4 votes:

Russ1642: Something doesn't add up. If they're putting in the order, doing the shipping, AND WRITING THE REVIEW, why ship anything at all?


Presumably the service they are selling on (aliexpress  etc) confirms tracking information to ensure that their venders are actually sending products.

I know through aliexpress venders don't get paid until the package arrives.
 
2020-08-11 9:37:57 AM  
4 votes:

TheSwizz: We gave the natives blankets when they were cold.  The Chinese are giving us masks in our hour of need.  Thanks, China!


Well, we obviously need some help from somebody - we aren't dealing with the Trump Virus very well on our own.
 
2020-08-11 8:39:37 AM  
4 votes:
Someone is going to lose his or her job because of this practical joke, but it's totally going to be worth it.
 
2020-08-11 11:50:53 AM  
3 votes:

Somaticasual: ChrisDe: What should we be sending to China? Guns? High fructose corn syrup? Zip ties?

High-level republicans...


All politicians
 
2020-08-11 9:57:58 AM  
3 votes:

khatores: Sharp threw her package in the trash and knew she'd Better Call Behnken to spread the word.

???

I mean, it's free. They're probably perfectly good masks. Some people probably need whatever PPE they can find.


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2020-08-11 9:57:42 AM  
3 votes:
Something doesn't add up. If they're putting in the order, doing the shipping, AND WRITING THE REVIEW, why ship anything at all?
 
2020-08-11 9:31:18 AM  
3 votes:
The FTC and BBB say this is a scheme called brushing.
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2020-08-11 9:28:31 AM  
3 votes:
We gave the natives blankets when they were cold.  The Chinese are giving us masks in our hour of need.  Thanks, China!
 
2020-08-11 9:27:34 AM  
3 votes:
Sharp threw her package in the trash and knew she'd Better Call Behnken to spread the word.

???

I mean, it's free. They're probably perfectly good masks. Some people probably need whatever PPE they can find.
 
2020-08-11 10:57:50 AM  
2 votes:

Arkanaut: jso2897: We figured this scam out weeks ago. Now, are we going to have an excited, hysterical "reveal" about it every time some shiat web writer needs something for a deadline?
If so, we are going to see a lot of articles like this.

Did we actually figure this out? I saw an article that some of the seeds turned out to be squash, but I don't think that explains why they were being sent to random addresses.


Just read the thread - others have explained it here as well or better than I would.
 
2020-08-11 10:20:55 AM  
2 votes:

Opacity: It's comforting to see the responses from the Customs officers every time one of these unsolicited international delivery stories comes up.

Wait, I haven't seen a single article where they've even asked Customs about their nonexistent inspection or controls of crap flowing into this country.


How would Customs know if an Amazon purchase is legit or not?

/And yes, Amazon does send stuff direct from China
 
2020-08-11 10:20:29 AM  
2 votes:

Opacity: It's comforting to see the responses from the Customs officers every time one of these unsolicited international delivery stories comes up.

Wait, I haven't seen a single article where they've even asked Customs about their nonexistent inspection or controls of crap flowing into this country.


Why would customs give a shiat about this?
 
2020-08-11 9:58:19 AM  
2 votes:
Now the REAL question is: Would YOU trust a mask that you didnt order, that came to you from China?

Is it made out of cloth or just those thin paper masks?

I'm willing to bet that those masks came pre-sneezed/coughed/Covid'ed on.

If its cloth and of decent quality make, toss it in the wash with a crap ton of soap/bleach on the sanitize cycle and go for it.

Paper?  Burn it.  Don't recycle it.  Why?  Several weeks ago there was an article online (that I can not find now to quote for reference) that indicated that some people were going through recycle bins looking for paper masks for them to reuse because they needed masks, and couldn't afford them or they couldnt find them in stores to buy.

/Let me say, for the record, Eww.

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2020-08-11 9:51:04 AM  
2 votes:
By the time a package makes it here from China, all but the hardiest of pathogens have died.  That's working from the Obama era shipping time of the weeks rather than the Trump shipping time of 8 to 12.
 
2020-08-11 9:39:30 AM  
2 votes:
Sounds to me like it actually is a gift.
 
2020-08-11 9:36:22 AM  
2 votes:

khatores: Sharp threw her package in the trash and knew she'd Better Call Behnken to spread the word.

???

I mean, it's free. They're probably perfectly good masks. Some people probably need whatever PPE they can find.


Yeah, but that is not how senior logic works.
 
2020-08-11 11:35:11 AM  
1 vote:

LesserEvil: Dumb to throw the masks away, the scam is already done at that point. At least the sellers are sending you something useful.

The scam is to send you some "product" as if you purchased it, and use you as a fake reviewer. The contents are just something they throw in - to the scammers, it doesn't matter. In a sense, it's kind of nice of them to send masks. The seeds might also have been similarly sent to be "nice" since that was a hard to get item at the start of the lockdowns (although not as useful to most of the recipients)

Nothing mysterious about the contents of these packages, really, and certainly nothing nefarious (beyond the scamming reviews). It's not like the masks are pre-coated in "china virus" or the seeds are radiation-mutated poisonous veggies. It's just random seeds and face masks.


There's the risks of planting non-native flora that turns out to be invasive, and pests. Probably low risk, but the reward from trying to put this crap into use is also low so why bother.
 
2020-08-11 11:12:35 AM  
1 vote:
Dumb to throw the masks away, the scam is already done at that point. At least the sellers are sending you something useful.

The scam is to send you some "product" as if you purchased it, and use you as a fake reviewer. The contents are just something they throw in - to the scammers, it doesn't matter. In a sense, it's kind of nice of them to send masks. The seeds might also have been similarly sent to be "nice" since that was a hard to get item at the start of the lockdowns (although not as useful to most of the recipients)

Nothing mysterious about the contents of these packages, really, and certainly nothing nefarious (beyond the scamming reviews). It's not like the masks are pre-coated in "china virus" or the seeds are radiation-mutated poisonous veggies. It's just random seeds and face masks.
 
2020-08-11 10:27:56 AM  
1 vote:

Russ1642: big pig peaches: Russ1642: Something doesn't add up. If they're putting in the order, doing the shipping, AND WRITING THE REVIEW, why ship anything at all?

Presumably the service they are selling on (aliexpress  etc) confirms tracking information to ensure that their venders are actually sending products.

I know through aliexpress venders don't get paid until the package arrives.

Why ship the product? Why not an empty box?


The weight has to match. The products are probably produced so cheaply it's not worth the bother to find something else of the same weight.

Though I've heard of scams where a jug of water sent to match weight of heavier items, but that's was an outright scam and not brushing.
 
2020-08-11 10:18:49 AM  
1 vote:
It's comforting to see the responses from the Customs officers every time one of these unsolicited international delivery stories comes up.

Wait, I haven't seen a single article where they've even asked Customs about their nonexistent inspection or controls of crap flowing into this country.
 
2020-08-11 10:12:52 AM  
1 vote:
Eh, what's the worst that can happen with a strange mask?

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2020-08-11 10:06:46 AM  
1 vote:

big pig peaches: Russ1642: Something doesn't add up. If they're putting in the order, doing the shipping, AND WRITING THE REVIEW, why ship anything at all?

Presumably the service they are selling on (aliexpress  etc) confirms tracking information to ensure that their venders are actually sending products.

I know through aliexpress venders don't get paid until the package arrives.


Why ship the product? Why not an empty box?
 
2020-08-11 10:01:26 AM  
1 vote:

ChrisDe: What should we be sending to China? Guns? High fructose corn syrup? Zip ties?


High-level republicans...
 
2020-08-11 9:55:33 AM  
1 vote:

Marcus Aurelius: It would be fun to mail out seed packets with "Plant these for healthy crops" printed in English, and "WARNING DANGER DO NOT PLANT THESE SEEDS" printed in Mandarin.  I have a 5 pound bag of cumin that's just going to go bad otherwise.


Use rape seed.  That's way when they id the seeds everyone freaks out.

Rape seed is what they use to make Canola oil from.  I guess the marketing guys realized that rape seed oil wasn't a good name.
 
2020-08-11 9:55:15 AM  
1 vote:

jso2897: We figured this scam out weeks ago. Now, are we going to have an excited, hysterical "reveal" about it every time some shiat web writer needs something for a deadline?
If so, we are going to see a lot of articles like this.


Did we actually figure this out? I saw an article that some of the seeds turned out to be squash, but I don't think that explains why they were being sent to random addresses.
 
2020-08-11 9:44:12 AM  
1 vote:

rightClick: does washing them or throwing them out cross anyone's mind instead of running to the media for 12 seconds of idiot glory?

/yeah probably a review scam
//ain't gonna read your link
///can't make me


The cynic in me would not be surprised to find the media employing a variation of the same technique.

Review the list of morons who have called with nonsense before
Send them masks or seeds with Chinese labels including information they previously provided to you
Pick up the phone when they call again
Instant local content featuring "real victims"
 
2020-08-11 9:35:40 AM  
1 vote:
They then use your name to post false consumer reviews to boost their sales. Given the ongoing pandemic, Sharp says the facemasks are particularly puzzling.

Does she think that they are having trouble finding and using facemasks in China? They don't have American conservatives there, unless they're inspecting their slave labor.
 
2020-08-11 9:34:50 AM  
1 vote:
Who knew the Chinese were pissed that Tawmy and Gronk signed with the Bucs?
 
2020-08-11 9:34:30 AM  
1 vote:
"See honey? I didn't order that waifu pillow. It's a scam by China!"
 
2020-08-11 9:21:43 AM  
1 vote:
Wtf is Better Call Behnkin?
 
2020-08-11 8:52:13 AM  
1 vote:
Remember in the TV series Jericho, when the airdropped supplies came from China?
But they yanked it off the air, because ***CARRIER LOST***
 
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