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(Yahoo)   In this era of coronavirus collapse, one business is imploding the usual way, as "vegan dining club" employees clash with "burger and steak club" employees and no work gets done   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Meat, vegan dining club, Vegetarianism, Veganism, username Unlucky, Eating, meat-eaters, exclusive vegans  
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2020-08-11 4:56:50 AM  
12 votes:
Both are more sucessful than my cannibal club. The most members the club ever has is 2. Then it ends up just being me. If anyone is interested get in touch. I always open the first meeting with a special cocktail that's a real knockout.
2020-08-11 3:19:16 AM  
3 votes:
wait, in what sort of business is it normal to form official social clubs approved by HR?

does this "club" meet at work facilities during paid time? if so, why the hell is the business paying for an exclusionary supper club? if not, why don't the people who want to share vegan meals do so outside of work hours, and then not announce these invite-only dinners to the entire business?  -like "friends" might do-

does this sound real to anyone at all? in 2020 i can never tell if people are joking......
2020-08-11 8:54:38 AM  
2 votes:
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''kay, dudes - everyone protein up with meat.Taters are an acceptable side but no veg!'

'I'm having a sandwich with corn beef between two slices of meatloaf!'

'See? Tommy gets it! Remember, at 12:30 we'll walk over to the vegan table & T-bag them with our meatballs.'
2020-08-11 9:30:18 AM  
1 vote:
Yes, YATA.

Starting a 'meat eaters club' in response to the vegetarian club is up there with starting a 'whites club' in response to the African-American employee club.
2020-08-11 6:56:55 AM  
1 vote:
Why is you HR dept approving clubs?? (that's the problem)

There shouldn't be any official "extra-curricular" activities in a business. If the vegans want top have dinner once a while that one thing. But its the official club, that made this guy want an apposing club.

Fire the HR director. Shut down all the clubs.

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2020-08-11 5:10:31 AM  
1 vote:
When he asks "am I the asshole?" the answer is "You are one of the two".
2020-08-11 1:51:04 AM  
1 vote:
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