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(Yahoo)   In this era of coronavirus collapse, one business is imploding the usual way, as "vegan dining club" employees clash with "burger and steak club" employees and no work gets done   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2020-08-11 5:10:31 AM  
8 votes:
When he asks "am I the asshole?" the answer is "You are one of the two".
 
2020-08-11 10:04:17 AM  
6 votes:
The vegan club (LOL) started the whole fiasco by specifically excluding people.  Make both groups drop the exclusionary nonsense and move on.
 
2020-08-11 9:51:50 AM  
5 votes:

mcmnky: Yes, YATA.

Starting a 'meat eaters club' in response to the vegetarian club is up there with starting a 'whites club' in response to the African-American employee club.


Yes, it's EXACTLY like that.

/sounds like you need a Snickers.
 
2020-08-11 9:10:26 AM  
5 votes:

JasonOfOrillia: Carnivores shouldn't need a support group.


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2020-08-11 8:41:04 AM  
5 votes:
They should start a group called " Right About Now We're Happy To Have Jobs And Happy That Our Employer IS Not In A COVID Death Spiral, So Let's STFU & GBTW."
 
2020-08-11 3:19:16 AM  
5 votes:
wait, in what sort of business is it normal to form official social clubs approved by HR?

does this "club" meet at work facilities during paid time? if so, why the hell is the business paying for an exclusionary supper club? if not, why don't the people who want to share vegan meals do so outside of work hours, and then not announce these invite-only dinners to the entire business?  -like "friends" might do-

does this sound real to anyone at all? in 2020 i can never tell if people are joking......
 
2020-08-11 7:46:08 AM  
4 votes:
Carnivores shouldn't need a support group.
 
2020-08-11 6:56:55 AM  
3 votes:
Why is you HR dept approving clubs?? (that's the problem)

There shouldn't be any official "extra-curricular" activities in a business. If the vegans want top have dinner once a while that one thing. But its the official club, that made this guy want an apposing club.

Fire the HR director. Shut down all the clubs.

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2020-08-11 5:54:47 AM  
3 votes:

gar1013: luna1580: wait, in what sort of business is it normal to form official social clubs approved by HR?

does this "club" meet at work facilities during paid time? if so, why the hell is the business paying for an exclusionary supper club? if not, why don't the people who want to share vegan meals do so outside of work hours, and then not announce these invite-only dinners to the entire business?  -like "friends" might do-

does this sound real to anyone at all? in 2020 i can never tell if people are joking......

It's the cool thing these days.

Normally there will be organizations for women, minorities, or for homosexuals. They're called Employee Resource Groups, and they're literally one of the most idiotic things around.

The best part is that generally the lawyers stamp out any efforts to have anything beyond what I have listed. If you wanted to have one for parents, or for religious affiliation, they will get immediately rejected.


That's not discriminatory at all...
 
2020-08-11 5:39:14 AM  
3 votes:

luna1580: wait, in what sort of business is it normal to form official social clubs approved by HR?

does this "club" meet at work facilities during paid time? if so, why the hell is the business paying for an exclusionary supper club? if not, why don't the people who want to share vegan meals do so outside of work hours, and then not announce these invite-only dinners to the entire business?  -like "friends" might do-

does this sound real to anyone at all? in 2020 i can never tell if people are joking......


It's the cool thing these days.

Normally there will be organizations for women, minorities, or for homosexuals. They're called Employee Resource Groups, and they're literally one of the most idiotic things around.

The best part is that generally the lawyers stamp out any efforts to have anything beyond what I have listed. If you wanted to have one for parents, or for religious affiliation, they will get immediately rejected.
 
2020-08-11 12:37:43 PM  
2 votes:

mcmnky: Calehedron: mcmnky: Yes, YATA.

Starting a 'meat eaters club' in response to the vegetarian club is up there with starting a 'whites club' in response to the African-American employee club.

Yes, it's EXACTLY like that.

/sounds like you need a Snickers.

I don't think it's exactly that, which is why I did not say it was exactly that.

Point is, OP didn't think "I like eating meat and want to associate with other meat eaters, so I'll start a club." No, he thought "those people like something I don't like and are doing something I don't want to do. They're not harming me or interfering with my life in any way. I need to do something that points out how wrong they are."


No, OP thought "these people are purposefully excluding me from their social circle and judging me based on a superficial trait and it pisses me off"

There's a lot of that going on these days. People on almost all sides of almost every issue need to stop being judgemental assholes trying to force their will on others. Conversely most people also need to stop being whinny biatches everytime someone doesn't want to be BFFs.
 
2020-08-11 12:04:59 PM  
2 votes:

luna1580: wait, in what sort of business is it normal to form official social clubs approved by HR?

does this "club" meet at work facilities during paid time? if so, why the hell is the business paying for an exclusionary supper club? if not, why don't the people who want to share vegan meals do so outside of work hours, and then not announce these invite-only dinners to the entire business?  -like "friends" might do-

does this sound real to anyone at all? in 2020 i can never tell if people are joking......


Came here for this, leaving happily.

HR's job is to ensure that the company is not unduly affected or held liable by employee actions and words.

If this is, indeed, real, this is a true HR failure. It's one thing to have cliques within the workplace - we're social creatures, and we tend to gravitate towards those with like interests. It's quite another to have one or more such social cliques given official sanction by an employer. Vegans (or carnivores, for that matter) are not a protected class, and HR made a huge mistake here which can easily be corrected by a) apologizing for the misunderstanding, as all activities sanctioned by the employer are by intent inclusive and open to all, and this approval was therefore incorrect, and b) quietly dragging the ringleaders of both groups into a small room and explaining, in no uncertain terms, that should disruptive behavior continue, HR will take whatever steps are needed, up to & including termination of employment, to ensure an inclusive, respectful workplace, don't make me slap the stupid off of both of you.
 
2020-08-11 9:03:02 PM  
1 vote:

AngryDragon: gar1013: luna1580: wait, in what sort of business is it normal to form official social clubs approved by HR?

does this "club" meet at work facilities during paid time? if so, why the hell is the business paying for an exclusionary supper club? if not, why don't the people who want to share vegan meals do so outside of work hours, and then not announce these invite-only dinners to the entire business?  -like "friends" might do-

does this sound real to anyone at all? in 2020 i can never tell if people are joking......

It's the cool thing these days.

Normally there will be organizations for women, minorities, or for homosexuals. They're called Employee Resource Groups, and they're literally one of the most idiotic things around.

The best part is that generally the lawyers stamp out any efforts to have anything beyond what I have listed. If you wanted to have one for parents, or for religious affiliation, they will get immediately rejected.

That's not discriminatory at all...


Anyone can join the groups...although you appear to be a virtue signaler if you do.
 
2020-08-11 12:58:57 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-11 12:38:12 PM  
1 vote:
Really, after work, everyone else can FOAD, I'm going HOME.
 
2020-08-11 12:08:53 PM  
1 vote:

mcmnky: Calehedron: mcmnky: Yes, YATA.

Starting a 'meat eaters club' in response to the vegetarian club is up there with starting a 'whites club' in response to the African-American employee club.

Yes, it's EXACTLY like that.

/sounds like you need a Snickers.

I don't think it's exactly that, which is why I did not say it was exactly that.

Point is, OP didn't think "I like eating meat and want to associate with other meat eaters, so I'll start a club." No, he thought "those people like something I don't like and are doing something I don't want to do. They're not harming me or interfering with my life in any way. I need to do something that points out how wrong they are."


So he literally did exactly what the first woman did.  And now it's an issue?
 
2020-08-11 11:15:55 AM  
1 vote:

Calehedron: mcmnky: Yes, YATA.

Starting a 'meat eaters club' in response to the vegetarian club is up there with starting a 'whites club' in response to the African-American employee club.

Yes, it's EXACTLY like that.

/sounds like you need a Snickers.


I don't think it's exactly that, which is why I did not say it was exactly that.

Point is, OP didn't think "I like eating meat and want to associate with other meat eaters, so I'll start a club." No, he thought "those people like something I don't like and are doing something I don't want to do. They're not harming me or interfering with my life in any way. I need to do something that points out how wrong they are."
 
2020-08-11 7:50:37 AM  
1 vote:
The frustrated employee shared his dilemma in Reddit's AITA (Am I The A******) forum. Writing under the username Unlucky_Sound_6040, he explained why he decided to start a "meat-eaters-only" club at work.
"After colleagues created an exclusive vegans-only club at work, I created a meat-eaters-only club at work. Am I the a******?" the user asked.


I'd say that you're defining yourself based on another.  You're not an asshole.  You're just bored.
 
2020-08-11 7:03:14 AM  
1 vote:

AngryDragon: gar1013: luna1580: wait, in what sort of business is it normal to form official social clubs approved by HR?

does this "club" meet at work facilities during paid time? if so, why the hell is the business paying for an exclusionary supper club? if not, why don't the people who want to share vegan meals do so outside of work hours, and then not announce these invite-only dinners to the entire business?  -like "friends" might do-

does this sound real to anyone at all? in 2020 i can never tell if people are joking......

It's the cool thing these days.

Normally there will be organizations for women, minorities, or for homosexuals. They're called Employee Resource Groups, and they're literally one of the most idiotic things around.

The best part is that generally the lawyers stamp out any efforts to have anything beyond what I have listed. If you wanted to have one for parents, or for religious affiliation, they will get immediately rejected.

That's not discriminatory at all...


Also not always true. My company's a multinational and has had a Christian fellowship for as long as I've been there. As well as "women, minorities and homosexuals" they're also pretty supportive of hobby groups and very supportive of sports and exercise clubs, we also have vegetarian and vegan groups, no fights so far. 

You don't do that stuff on company time (well not too much), but they can use the office facilities, especially after normal business hours and you can use the company's intranet and yammer to organise.

My company's very good about employee welfare, but they're not that out there for a big company.
 
2020-08-11 4:56:50 AM  
1 vote:
Both are more sucessful than my cannibal club. The most members the club ever has is 2. Then it ends up just being me. If anyone is interested get in touch. I always open the first meeting with a special cocktail that's a real knockout.
 
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