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(South Jersey Courier-Post)   Today's entry in the NJ Knucklehead Hall of Fame: a 250-person pool party, no masks, no social distancing   (courierpostonline.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, New Jersey, pool party, Gloucester Township police, 31-year-old Jeffery Davis, Prospect Court home, profit party, resident of the Sicklerville home, police agencies  
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2020-08-10 9:08:39 PM  
Sicklerville, subby.You missed it by THAT much.
 
2020-08-10 9:36:05 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Sicklerville, subby.You missed it by THAT much.


Yeah. Sounds about that.

So Subby....

Ding dong, you're wrong
Youtube gNQhwfxANQQ
 
2020-08-10 9:39:04 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Sicklerville, subby.You missed it by THAT much.


Is Sicklerville not in NJ?
 
2020-08-10 9:40:17 PM  

Misch: Marcus Aurelius: Sicklerville, subby.You missed it by THAT much.

Is Sicklerville not in NJ?


*groan* It's going to be Sicklerville.
 
2020-08-10 9:40:24 PM  
I'm beginning to think that maybe it's worth a little collateral damage to ensure morons like this die before they shiat in the gene pool any more than they have already.
 
2020-08-10 10:04:03 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm beginning to think that maybe it's worth a little collateral damage to ensure morons like this die before they shiat in the gene pool any more than they have already.


The problem is, these people (generally) don't die.
They go around asymptomatic, and spread the virus to other people.

It's like when people don't change the default password on their router or IoT toaster, they may no notice or care when it gets malware, but when it joins a massive botnet that DDoS's Netflix (or Fark), we all suffer.
 
2020-08-10 11:04:22 PM  
Just stay underwater and the virus will drown. Covid don't surf.
 
2020-08-10 11:22:04 PM  

sirrerun: Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm beginning to think that maybe it's worth a little collateral damage to ensure morons like this die before they shiat in the gene pool any more than they have already.

The problem is, these people (generally) don't die.
They go around asymptomatic, and spread the virus to other people.

It's like when people don't change the default password on their router or IoT toaster, they may no notice or care when it gets malware, but when it joins a massive botnet that DDoS's Netflix (or Fark), we all suffer.


I know, I know.  If it weren't for that little (HUGE) detail (core concept), I'd be fine with morons like this infecting each other and ridding the world of just a little more idiocy.  But idiots are never self-contained.  It is the business of the f*cking idiot to go about the world f*cking things up for everyone else.
 
2020-08-10 11:34:46 PM  
Isn't NJ a BLUE state?  I thought these kinds of shenanigans only happened in RED ones, namely Texas.

FARK has led me astray.
 
2020-08-10 11:39:50 PM  
And out here in Seattle, Plague Rat Jesus came to town.   Wait for the baptism tub.   Literal Covid Soup.

LET US WORSHIP - Sean Feucht - Seattle, WA
Youtube i49J-TnsXAY
 
2020-08-10 11:40:54 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: Isn't NJ a BLUE state?  I thought these kinds of shenanigans only happened in RED ones, namely Texas.

FARK has led me astray.


I think your being led astray started when Dad saw Mom.
 
2020-08-10 11:41:01 PM  
Police broke up the party


Friggin' cops!
 
2020-08-10 11:41:28 PM  
Give the pool party goers 24 hours to get their affairs in order and ritual suicide.  If even a single one of the plauge rats refuses, nuke the entire state to a molten state.  Make sure everybody in the state knows the names and locations of the plauge rats, and that their fate is in the hands of the plague rats.
 
2020-08-10 11:44:01 PM  

Sexy Jesus: PapermonkeyExpress: Isn't NJ a BLUE state?  I thought these kinds of shenanigans only happened in RED ones, namely Texas.

FARK has led me astray.

I think your being led astray started when Dad saw Mom.


And just like that, I figured out my brothers FARK handle...
 
2020-08-10 11:44:36 PM  
The situation is so desperate, I can't even laugh at New Jersey any more. Compared to most other states, New Jersey has been acing its response to the pandemic and other crises.
 
2020-08-10 11:45:49 PM  

Rent Party: And out here in Seattle, Plague Rat Jesus came to town.   Wait for the baptism tub.   Literal Covid Soup.

[YouTube video: LET US WORSHIP - Sean Feucht - Seattle, WA]


How can that one girl be moshing like that to such insipid music?  Pretty sure Jesus would tell them to put a mask on and go home.
 
2020-08-10 11:46:32 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: Sexy Jesus: PapermonkeyExpress: Isn't NJ a BLUE state?  I thought these kinds of shenanigans only happened in RED ones, namely Texas.

FARK has led me astray.

I think your being led astray started when Dad saw Mom.

And just like that, I figured out my brothers FARK handle...


Touche', Sir.
 
2020-08-10 11:51:30 PM  

sirrerun: Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm beginning to think that maybe it's worth a little collateral damage to ensure morons like this die before they shiat in the gene pool any more than they have already.

The problem is, these people (generally) don't die.
They go around asymptomatic, and spread the virus to other people.

It's like when people don't change the default password on their router or IoT toaster, they may no notice or care when it gets malware, but when it joins a massive botnet that DDoS's Netflix (or Fark), we all suffer.


I personally don't think Governors have come out strong enough to emphasize how important it is that people do not drink bleach to cure COVID-19. Absolutely needs to happen, we need these people to know that drinking bleach (or injecting it) is completely unsafe and they should wear their masks and absolutely under no circumstances drink bleach for everyone's safety.
 
2020-08-10 11:51:33 PM  

Sexy Jesus: Rent Party: And out here in Seattle, Plague Rat Jesus came to town.   Wait for the baptism tub.   Literal Covid Soup.

[YouTube video: LET US WORSHIP - Sean Feucht - Seattle, WA]

How can that one girl be moshing like that to such insipid music?  Pretty sure Jesus would tell them to put a mask on and go home.


It's not moshing, it's "Christian moshing."  And like all things with "Christian" prepended to it, it is vastly inferior to the real thing.
 
2020-08-10 11:56:40 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Make sure everybody in the state knows the names and locations of the plauge rats


Marheem Miller, 28 of Camden, and Jeffrey Davis, 31 of Sicklerville.

From another article:

loud music was also played in violation of the noise ordinance

Sounds like Marheem & Co pushed the denizens of suburbia a bit too far.

/ the brunch crowd hates subwoofers
 
2020-08-10 11:58:37 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: Isn't NJ a BLUE state?  I thought these kinds of shenanigans only happened in RED ones, namely Texas.

FARK has led me astray.


Republicans with low IQs exist in every state. The difference is primarily that blue states actually make an effort to stop the shenanigans.
 
2020-08-11 12:06:46 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm beginning to think that maybe it's worth a little collateral damage to ensure morons like this die before they shiat in the gene pool any more than they have already.


Username checks out, of course.
 
2020-08-11 12:09:26 AM  

keldaria: PapermonkeyExpress: Isn't NJ a BLUE state?  I thought these kinds of shenanigans only happened in RED ones, namely Texas.

FARK has led me astray.

Republicans with low IQs exist in every state. The difference is primarily that blue states actually make an effort to stop the shenanigans.


Hate to break it to you, the people having these for profit parties aren't Republicans.
 
2020-08-11 12:12:40 AM  
Meanwhile in WI. Think this one was on 8/1.

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2020-08-11 12:13:05 AM  
Covid aside, how do you have a pool party with 250 people attending? How big is this pool?
 
2020-08-11 12:15:39 AM  
omg i can't believe it
 
2020-08-11 12:15:46 AM  
Maybe they can use a groupon for mass funeral/burial?

/fiscally responsible, not so much socially responsible...
 
2020-08-11 12:24:55 AM  

mononymous: Maybe they can use a groupon for mass funeral/burial?

/fiscally responsible, not so much socially responsible...


I bet we could crowd fund a burial at sea for the whole lot.  But they have to all be pushed into the ocean in international waters, after chumming the water, within the next week.  If they like swim parties so much, make them swim with the sharks.
 
2020-08-11 12:26:45 AM  

Rent Party: Sexy Jesus: Rent Party: And out here in Seattle, Plague Rat Jesus came to town.   Wait for the baptism tub.   Literal Covid Soup.

[YouTube video: LET US WORSHIP - Sean Feucht - Seattle, WA]

How can that one girl be moshing like that to such insipid music?  Pretty sure Jesus would tell them to put a mask on and go home.

It's not moshing, it's "Christian moshing."  And like all things with "Christian" prepended to it, it is vastly inferior to the real thing.


When religion is a business.
 
2020-08-11 12:30:50 AM  

big pig peaches: keldaria: PapermonkeyExpress: Isn't NJ a BLUE state?  I thought these kinds of shenanigans only happened in RED ones, namely Texas.

FARK has led me astray.

Republicans with low IQs exist in every state. The difference is primarily that blue states actually make an effort to stop the shenanigans.

Hate to break it to you, the people having these for profit parties aren't Republicans.


Not yet anyway.

/ it's just a matter of time
 
2020-08-11 12:35:07 AM  

portnoyd: Covid aside, how do you have a pool party with 250 people attending? How big is this pool?


The pool is just ornamentation.

Nobody there is going for a swim.
 
2020-08-11 12:35:15 AM  

keldaria: PapermonkeyExpress: Isn't NJ a BLUE state?  I thought these kinds of shenanigans only happened in RED ones, namely Texas.

FARK has led me astray.

Republicans with low IQs exist in every state. The difference is primarily that blue states actually make an effort to stop the shenanigans.


There are a few blue governors in red states that have done pretty well.  Andy Beshear has handled Kentucky as well as anyone could have, given the circumstances
 
2020-08-11 12:41:43 AM  

portnoyd: Covid aside, how do you have a pool party with 250 people attending? How big is this pool?


The size of the pool doesn't matter.  Pool is code for women in bikinis.  Whether or not they ever go in the pool is irrelevant.  If they get... wet is more important.
Article below has a video of a "pool party" with ~300 people.
https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/​n​ational-international/police-busted-nj​-house-party-with-300-attendees-host-a​rrested/2496744/
 
2020-08-11 1:04:45 AM  
Those people were gonna get a bunch of diseases anyhow.
 
2020-08-11 1:23:27 AM  

big pig peaches: keldaria: PapermonkeyExpress: Isn't NJ a BLUE state?  I thought these kinds of shenanigans only happened in RED ones, namely Texas.

FARK has led me astray.

Republicans with low IQs exist in every state. The difference is primarily that blue states actually make an effort to stop the shenanigans.

Hate to break it to you, the people having these for profit parties aren't Republicans.


Then you haven't truly visited NJ, friend.

/born and raised
 
2020-08-11 1:28:20 AM  

portnoyd: Covid aside, how do you have a pool party with 250 people attending? How big is this pool?


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2020-08-11 3:27:55 AM  
Arrest them all.

Forced quarantine at a sanitarium for two weeks.

Bullshiat will continue as long as bullshiat has no consequences.
 
2020-08-11 4:49:44 AM  

PapermonkeyExpress: Isn't NJ a BLUE state?  I thought these kinds of shenanigans only happened in RED ones, namely Texas.

FARK has led me astray.


NJ is a blue state because north Jersey has the large cities. There's a lot of sporadic redness in south Jersey.
 
2020-08-11 6:01:57 AM  

PyroStock: portnoyd: Covid aside, how do you have a pool party with 250 people attending? How big is this pool?

The size of the pool doesn't matter.  Pool is code for women in bikinis.  Whether or not they ever go in the pool is irrelevant.  If they get... wet is more important.
Article below has a video of a "pool party" with ~300 people.
https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/n​ational-international/police-busted-nj​-house-party-with-300-attendees-host-a​rrested/2496744/


That one was a mile or so from my house.  Wondered why I saw all the cop cars in the area that day. There is no wat you could pull that off in that neighborhood, there is no where to park for that many people.
 
2020-08-11 6:25:44 AM  

brantgoose: The situation is so desperate, I can't even laugh at New Jersey any more. Compared to most other states, New Jersey has been acing its response to the pandemic and other crises.


Nah, nobody has aced anything on this. You know PA has done decently. NEPA was a hit spot. When it reopened, there was a bump in numbers a week or two later. Since then, the numbers have been steady at 600-700 per day. All of a sudden, we are being told that the Governor is keeping an eye on it. I already bet a coworker, he will try a second shut down in September. Gotta push for the mail in voting. Can read it like a book.
 
2020-08-11 6:27:00 AM  

keldaria: PapermonkeyExpress: Isn't NJ a BLUE state?  I thought these kinds of shenanigans only happened in RED ones, namely Texas.

FARK has led me astray.

Republicans with low IQs exist in every state. The difference is primarily that blue states actually make an effort to stop the shenanigans.


Well, with things other than protestors and looters.
 
2020-08-11 6:28:25 AM  

Naido: keldaria: PapermonkeyExpress: Isn't NJ a BLUE state?  I thought these kinds of shenanigans only happened in RED ones, namely Texas.

FARK has led me astray.

Republicans with low IQs exist in every state. The difference is primarily that blue states actually make an effort to stop the shenanigans.

There are a few blue governors in red states that have done pretty well.  Andy Beshear has handled Kentucky as well as anyone could have, given the circumstances


This is true. However, performing as well as could be expected does not equal sufficient.
 
2020-08-11 6:29:10 AM  

erik-k: Arrest them all.

Forced quarantine at a sanitarium for two weeks.

Bullshiat will continue as long as bullshiat has no consequences.


Yep. Didn't Chicago and Portland tell ya'?
 
2020-08-11 7:20:17 AM  

PapermonkeyExpress: Isn't NJ a BLUE state?


Blue is the heavily populated counties around NYC. The further south you go, the redder the state gets.
 
2020-08-11 7:30:43 AM  

MaxnSammy: PapermonkeyExpress: Isn't NJ a BLUE state?  I thought these kinds of shenanigans only happened in RED ones, namely Texas.

FARK has led me astray.

NJ is a blue state because north Jersey has the large cities. There's a lot of sporadic redness in south Jersey.


We call them "Pineys" & yes, they are definitely still afraid that Obama is coming to take their guns.
 
2020-08-11 7:34:50 AM  
Here's what the pool looked like after the party when they finish cleaning the tons of solo cups, lost bikini tops, a tampon, a goat wearing water wings and various biological items.

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2020-08-11 7:44:54 AM  

untoldforce: big pig peaches: keldaria: PapermonkeyExpress: Isn't NJ a BLUE state?  I thought these kinds of shenanigans only happened in RED ones, namely Texas.

FARK has led me astray.

Republicans with low IQs exist in every state. The difference is primarily that blue states actually make an effort to stop the shenanigans.

Hate to break it to you, the people having these for profit parties aren't Republicans.

Then you haven't truly visited NJ, friend.

/born and raised


Live there. Read the last paragraph.
 
2020-08-11 7:45:51 AM  

big pig peaches: untoldforce: big pig peaches: keldaria: PapermonkeyExpress: Isn't NJ a BLUE state?  I thought these kinds of shenanigans only happened in RED ones, namely Texas.

FARK has led me astray.

Republicans with low IQs exist in every state. The difference is primarily that blue states actually make an effort to stop the shenanigans.

Hate to break it to you, the people having these for profit parties aren't Republicans.

Then you haven't truly visited NJ, friend.

/born and raised

Live there. Read the last paragraph.


Last 3 paragraphs
 
2020-08-11 8:29:36 AM  

smed7: MaxnSammy: PapermonkeyExpress: Isn't NJ a BLUE state?  I thought these kinds of shenanigans only happened in RED ones, namely Texas.

FARK has led me astray.

NJ is a blue state because north Jersey has the large cities. There's a lot of sporadic redness in south Jersey.

We call them "Pineys" & yes, they are definitely still afraid that Obama is coming to take their guns.


There's still a Russian wandering around in the Pine Barrens; who knows what kind of trouble he might stir up
 
2020-08-11 9:46:36 AM  
Yea....so....whats the problem......what law did they break...
 
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