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2020-08-10 6:56:36 PM  
Yes, it's the title of an episode of Star Trek.

And here's a quote from https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/​wiki/L​et_That_Be_Your_Last_Battlefield_(epis​ode):

"Yes, he will delay, evade, and escape again. And in the process put thousands of innocent beings at each others throats, getting them to kill and maim, for a cause which they have no stake in. But, which he will force them to violently espouse by twisting their minds with his lies, his loathsome accusations, and his foul threats."
- Bele speaking about Lokai

Just science fiction, you say?
 
2020-08-10 7:09:46 PM  
More from Bele

"I once heard that on some of your planets, people believe they are descended from apes."
 
2020-08-10 7:14:58 PM  

wooden_badger: More from Bele

"I once heard that on some of your planets, people believe they are descended from apes."


"The actual theory is thatall lifeforms evolved from the lower levels to the more advanced stages."
- Spock

So, does it start here soon pleez?
 
2020-08-10 8:43:56 PM  
I understood the reference before opening the thread, but now that I think of it, I'd like to see a remake with Patton Oswalt as Bele:

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2020-08-10 8:44:33 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: I understood the reference before opening the thread, but now that I think of it, I'd like to see a remake with Patton Oswalt as Bele:

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As LOKI, excuse me.
 
2020-08-10 9:00:55 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: I understood the reference before opening the thread, but now that I think of it, I'd like to see a remake with Patton Oswalt as Bele:

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Do they have Dungeons and Dragons in space?
 
2020-08-10 9:03:10 PM  

ArkAngel: Sarah Jessica Farker: I understood the reference before opening the thread, but now that I think of it, I'd like to see a remake with Patton Oswalt as Bele:

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Do they have Dungeons and Dragons in space?


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2020-08-10 9:11:08 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: I understood the reference before opening the thread, but now that I think of it, I'd like to see a remake with Patton Oswalt as Bele:

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Should we be half-offended at those guys?
 
2020-08-10 9:17:14 PM  

Mugato: Sarah Jessica Farker: I understood the reference before opening the thread, but now that I think of it, I'd like to see a remake with Patton Oswalt as Bele:

[startrek.com image 550x300]

Should we be half-offended at those guys?


All those space aliens look alike anyway.
 
2020-08-10 9:31:51 PM  
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2020-08-10 11:14:53 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: I understood the reference before opening the thread, but now that I think of it, I'd like to see a remake with Patton Oswalt as Bele:

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That could work. Now, we would need an actual Black man wearing half whiteface. Idris ? Don Cheadle ?
 
2020-08-10 11:19:06 PM  

iron de havilland: [Fark user image image 572x432]


The space opera sequel to Cats that no one wanted?
 
2020-08-10 11:19:57 PM  
I use this episode every year when I teach Sci-fi in my middle school English classes.
 
2020-08-10 11:23:32 PM  

Northern: iron de havilland: [Fark user image image 572x432]

The space opera sequel to Cats that no one wanted?


Just wait until you see the butthole cut.
 
2020-08-10 11:23:57 PM  

alienated: Sarah Jessica Farker: I understood the reference before opening the thread, but now that I think of it, I'd like to see a remake with Patton Oswalt as Bele:

[startrek.com image 550x300]

That could work. Now, we would need an actual Black man wearing half whiteface. Idris ? Don Cheadle ?


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2020-08-10 11:25:06 PM  
Such a powerful legal complaint they even spelled "lawyers" as "layers".
 
2020-08-10 11:31:22 PM  
This is Lane Ruhland, lawyer for both campaigns.

GOP's Lane Ruhland delivers ballot signatures for Kanye West's presidential campaign
Youtube 1SXchoBX6LQ
 
2020-08-10 11:31:47 PM  
Kanye running is such a farking joke.  The only thing he should be running for is a padded room because that dude is off his rocker.
 
2020-08-10 11:32:16 PM  
Could Kanye West Be Charged With Electoral Fraud?

Scott Salmon says he found hundreds of suspicious signatures with issues including no last name, no municipality listed, people who were not registered to vote or didn't live in New Jersey.

They can't even ratfark competently.
 
2020-08-10 11:37:31 PM  

New Rising Sun: alienated: Sarah Jessica Farker: I understood the reference before opening the thread, but now that I think of it, I'd like to see a remake with Patton Oswalt as Bele:

[startrek.com image 550x300]

That could work. Now, we would need an actual Black man wearing half whiteface. Idris ? Don Cheadle ?

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Well, for one, Geoffrey is dead. :{  . Otherwise, good choice.
 
2020-08-10 11:58:39 PM  

Northern: iron de havilland: [Fark user image image 572x432]

The space opera sequel to Cats that no one wanted?


I LOVED it!  It was much better than "Cats."

/I would see it again!
//And again!!!
 
2020-08-11 12:06:48 AM  

Mugato: Sarah Jessica Farker: I understood the reference before opening the thread, but now that I think of it, I'd like to see a remake with Patton Oswalt as Bele:

[startrek.com image 550x300]

Should we be half-offended at those guys?


It is something of a Riddle, that's for sure.

//too obscure?
 
2020-08-11 12:20:11 AM  

Sarek of the Edmund Fitzgerald: Mugato: Sarah Jessica Farker: I understood the reference before opening the thread, but now that I think of it, I'd like to see a remake with Patton Oswalt as Bele:

[startrek.com image 550x300]

Should we be half-offended at those guys?

It is something of a Riddle, that's for sure.

//too obscure?


Hardly...

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Nice user name, BTW!
 
2020-08-11 12:49:31 AM  
Even though I recognized the reference before clicking, it has to be done.
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2020-08-11 12:59:45 AM  
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2020-08-11 1:45:39 AM  
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2020-08-11 1:52:21 AM  
I wanted to see the Dems secretly funding an R contender to Trump. To split the R vote. Probably too late now. Methinks the Rs did it with Tulsi. And now they are doing it with West anyway. So the Dems should have done it.

Give enough secret money and someone will do it. They have no morals anyway. But the Dems won't get dirty like this. Unfortunately. This is a life or death situation. Gotta get dirty.
 
2020-08-11 4:26:59 AM  

FarkingChas: I wanted to see the Dems secretly funding an R contender to Trump. To split the R vote. Probably too late now. Methinks the Rs did it with Tulsi. And now they are doing it with West anyway. So the Dems should have done it.

Give enough secret money and someone will do it. They have no morals anyway. But the Dems won't get dirty like this. Unfortunately. This is a life or death situation. Gotta get dirty.


I expect Jo Jorgensen to have a slightly larger funding boost vs traditional.
 
2020-08-11 5:04:17 AM  

Resin33: Such a powerful legal complaint they even spelled "lawyers" as "layers".


Typo could be in the reporting, rather than the complain, but it's minor either way.

Assuming the Wisconsin Bar isn't overrun by Trumpers, her only defense is "Kanye's campaign isn't serious", which opens her up to fraud charges.

I suppose she could alternatively argue that Trump's campaign is the sham, since he's obviously unqualified:)
 
2020-08-11 7:39:46 AM  

FarkingChas: I wanted to see the Dems secretly funding an R contender to Trump. To split the R vote. Probably too late now. Methinks the Rs did it with Tulsi. And now they are doing it with West anyway. So the Dems should have done it.

Give enough secret money and someone will do it. They have no morals anyway. But the Dems won't get dirty like this. Unfortunately. This is a life or death situation. Gotta get dirty.


For the sake of argument, who could the Dems support?  Roy Moore?  Joe Arpaio?
The GOP lost its mind a long time ago, when Sandra O'Connor became the only vote that mattered in 2000, throwing the election to an unqualified moron.  Even Nixon was better than W or Trump.
Kanye has become a political cartoon.  He is a slavery denier and supporter of the antebellum south, so he fits right in with the modern day GOP.  I am willing to bet he doesn't get even 1 electoral college vote, and only draws conservative black votes away from #45.  He should wear Floyd George T-shirts and blame the libs for his death, either that or call it fake, staged so Pelosi can take their guns away and raise their taxes.
 
2020-08-11 3:50:40 PM  
The interests of Kanye West's 2020 campaign for U.S. President are clearly adverse to the interests of Donald J. Trump for President,


How naive
 
2020-08-11 4:00:33 PM  

New Rising Sun: alienated: Sarah Jessica Farker: I understood the reference before opening the thread, but now that I think of it, I'd like to see a remake with Patton Oswalt as Bele:

[startrek.com image 550x300]

That could work. Now, we would need an actual Black man wearing half whiteface. Idris ? Don Cheadle ?

[Fark user image image 300x300]


Awww man...now I'm craving a 7-Up.
 
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