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2020-08-10 6:10:06 PM  
Idiot was supposed to go back to 1955 and stop that bastard from giving himself the sports almanac.
 
2020-08-10 6:12:01 PM  
It appears the press conference resumed after the interruption.

That's unfortunate.
 
2020-08-10 6:12:06 PM  
Is Drew okay?
 
2020-08-10 6:12:20 PM  

bloobeary: Idiot was supposed to go back to 1955 and stop that bastard from giving himself the sports almanac.

/ END SCENE

 
2020-08-10 6:12:21 PM  

bloobeary: Idiot was supposed to go back to 1955 and stop that bastard from giving himself the sports almanac.


Butthead.
 
2020-08-10 6:12:34 PM  
Funny, but way, way too late.  Try decades ago, before the damage was done.
 
2020-08-10 6:12:54 PM  
What, Trump didn't rush the gunman? That's what he said he'd do in Parkland.
 
2020-08-10 6:13:08 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:13:27 PM  
So he hid in his bunker again?

#bunkerbiatch
 
2020-08-10 6:13:32 PM  

bloobeary: Idiot was supposed to go back to 1955 and stop that bastard from giving himself the sports almanac.


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2020-08-10 6:13:33 PM  
TO THE BUNKER.
 
2020-08-10 6:13:37 PM  
So is "Shooting outside the White House" the new smokebomb?
 
2020-08-10 6:13:37 PM  

bloobeary: Idiot was supposed to go back to 1955 and stop that bastard from giving himself the sports almanac.


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What you looking at, butthead?!
 
2020-08-10 6:14:00 PM  
Did he inspect the bunker?
 
2020-08-10 6:14:07 PM  
Did drumpf shoot someone on fifth ave before the presser?
 
2020-08-10 6:14:53 PM  
Well, there's always tomorrow I guess.
 
2020-08-10 6:15:00 PM  
He is seeing ghosts.
 
2020-08-10 6:15:01 PM  
HOTY candidate
 
2020-08-10 6:15:04 PM  
Guys..... The Hitler Rule applies to Donald Trump. I will leave the next Fark to go after him in the middle of the Battle of Sekigahara. Don't think that I won't.
 
2020-08-10 6:15:06 PM  
Fine I'll post it....

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2020-08-10 6:15:40 PM  
F this. Where I'm going I don't need roads ...
 
2020-08-10 6:15:42 PM  

danielem1: bloobeary: Idiot was supposed to go back to 1955 and stop that bastard from giving himself the sports almanac.

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What you looking at, butthead?!


THIS WAS INTENTIONAL
 
2020-08-10 6:15:54 PM  
Trump knew he was coming. He watched half of Minority Report last night. Granted, he thought it was 142 minutes of people reporting minorities, but now he's a Precog.
 
2020-08-10 6:15:56 PM  

HerptheDerp: Well, there's always tomorrow I guess.


Or yesterday!
 
2020-08-10 6:17:02 PM  

Glitchwerks: bloobeary: Idiot was supposed to go back to 1955 and stop that bastard from giving himself the sports almanac.

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2020-08-10 6:17:32 PM  

Kiler: So he hid in his bunker again?

#bunkerbiatch


Trump specifically said he was in the Oval Office, and not the bunker.  So yeah, he ran straight to the bunker.
 
2020-08-10 6:17:50 PM  
Has he spent any of the conference pulling the reality TV preview on if he's going to have the RNC at the White House or Gettysburg?

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2020-08-10 6:17:51 PM  
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/ Kinda sorta relevant
 
2020-08-10 6:18:14 PM  

Kiler: So he hid in his bunker again?

#bunkerbiatch


Secret service wouldn't give him a choice.

I recall on 9-11 Cheney said they picked him up by his pants ant drag/carried him to the bunker.  Didnt even tell him why until they closed the door
 
2020-08-10 6:18:25 PM  

El_Dan: TO THE BUNKER.


To stop with the insults.  The bunker has now been renamed.  It's now called the Fatcave.
 
2020-08-10 6:19:26 PM  
Too bad the time traveler failed.

Arnold should put on his terminator make up and do the world a solid.
 
2020-08-10 6:19:33 PM  
I'm pretty sure every window in that place could stop an RPG, so why the panic if the event took place well away from the WH itself?
 
2020-08-10 6:19:33 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:19:39 PM  

Alphax: Funny, but way, way too late.  Try decades ago, before the damage was done.


Have you ever tried to calibrate a time machine? It's not as easy as it sounds.
 
2020-08-10 6:19:43 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:19:45 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:19:47 PM  
ANTIFA!!!!!!
 
2020-08-10 6:19:55 PM  
Let me guess, the shooter was a BLM supporter covered in nazi tattoos and wearing a red hat?
 
2020-08-10 6:20:02 PM  
Waiting to see video show up. I'm putting money that one of Barr's Unmarked Stormtrooper shot someone mouthing off, and did a "He's coming right for us!'

/yeah, right at 6, when everyone else was streaming the presser
 
2020-08-10 6:20:04 PM  
A shooting in D.C. with their level of gun control? Impossible!

/gotta love living the big city
 
2020-08-10 6:20:16 PM  
Glad we can get back to the President telling us how well the NASDAQ is doing while 165,000 people have died because he's a gibbering idiot.
 
2020-08-10 6:20:29 PM  
 
2020-08-10 6:20:30 PM  
INSIDE JOB!!!1! #QANON#FREEDOM#DERPGATE
 
2020-08-10 6:21:42 PM  
He was actually after Baron "The Gardener" Trump.  Responsible for forty-five million deaths and a billion sterilized from 2051-2072 in the Placid Interregnum.  Donnie was small potatoes.
 
2020-08-10 6:21:47 PM  
i don't get the joke
 
2020-08-10 6:21:55 PM  
That anusmouth is up there, it cant be bargained with, it cant be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear care and it absolutely will not stop... EVER, untill you are dead!
 
2020-08-10 6:22:00 PM  
It was probably just somebody warming up for the SIEGE AND OCCUPY THE WHITE HOUSE thing that some folks are getting together.

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2020-08-10 6:22:01 PM  
Since it's right across the street from the WH, I'm surprised they don't have more security out there. It should be pretty difficult for a non-SS person to get a weapon into that park.
 
2020-08-10 6:22:15 PM  
Looked planned. He didn't seem too bothered by being pulled away.

Knowing his ego, you would think he would have told them to f off until he was finished.
 
2020-08-10 6:22:48 PM  

Ebenator: Did he inspect the bunker?


He ran headlong into danger with no care for his own safety, only those that would be harmed if he did not act quickly enough.
 
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