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2020-08-10 5:30:24 PM  
33 votes:
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2020-08-10 5:19:43 PM  
26 votes:
Drinking game rules are simple: Don't, unless you want to die of alcohol poisoning.
 
2020-08-10 5:30:26 PM  
24 votes:
He's gonna do this every day now, since he can't have campaign rallies.   SMH.......the media should stop broadcasting these ASAP.
 
2020-08-10 5:22:42 PM  
23 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: I wonder if he'll even take questions.


They need to start with the questions he ran away from the other day.
 
2020-08-10 6:14:11 PM  
20 votes:
Trump says the USPS can't handle the load of mail in ballots. Right now, the USPS handles about 470 million pieces of mail per day. Total votes of Clinton vs Trump was about 128 million. If everyone who votes this year does it by mail on the same day, that's an increase of about 27% of normal load, well below the system's max capacity.  STFU about overwhelming the mail, Donnie.
 
2020-08-10 5:51:31 PM  
15 votes:
"The Post Office is not equipped for it...."

Yeah.  You sure made sure of that, you POS!
 
2020-08-10 6:12:03 PM  
12 votes:
The precedent of the president being able to unilaterally change the tax code is sure setting some interesting basis for a Democratic administration to act.
 
2020-08-10 5:54:13 PM  
12 votes:
Daddy Putin must have called, Reek doesn't keep him waiting.....
 
2020-08-10 5:30:11 PM  
12 votes:
Happy March 163rd, everyone.

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/ it'll go away in January
// it'll just go away
/// if you vote -- some of you can today
 
2020-08-10 6:11:04 PM  
11 votes:
Dear reporters,

Now's your chance to ask him some tough/honest questions. Get him while he's still a bit off his guard

Don't ask him about the shooting. He's not going to know anything more about it than he did when he came out.

Thank you,

The Public
 
2020-08-10 5:35:07 PM  
11 votes:
A trump thread you say? 
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2020-08-10 6:21:06 PM  
10 votes:
We must stop politicizing the virus, says President Turns-The-Name-Of-A-Virus-Into-A-Racia​l-Slur
 
2020-08-10 5:51:46 PM  
10 votes:
Trump also doesn't understand that there are plenty of people who don't have stock and don't care about what he's saying when they're stomachs are empty.
 
2020-08-10 5:34:01 PM  
10 votes:
All this just because his parents never actually loved him.
 
2020-08-10 6:26:41 PM  
9 votes:
97,000 children tested positive, does that give you any pause?

"No"

FU!
 
2020-08-10 6:10:13 PM  
9 votes:

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Did he get around to talking about air travel yet? TSA just released a report saying air travel numbers are improving bigly, and the stocks gained a ton.

I imagine he'd take credit for the TSA publishing its new numbers.



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2020-08-10 6:07:13 PM  
9 votes:
Want to bet they'll claim the suspect was anti fa?
 
2020-08-10 6:00:44 PM  
9 votes:

thehobbes: Shots fired near the White House.


Not near enough, IMO.
 
2020-08-10 5:56:50 PM  
9 votes:
Is this like "call my phone in case the date is going poorly" kind of deal?
 
2020-08-10 5:33:57 PM  
9 votes:
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2020-08-10 5:31:15 PM  
9 votes:
"I signed a lot of executive orders that require lots of money but have not secured any funding for them. Love me, America. I'd love me."
 
2020-08-10 6:33:35 PM  
8 votes:
The other countries in the G7 would probably prefer to wait until you're out of office to talk to us again...
 
2020-08-10 5:33:48 PM  
8 votes:
I hope for a repeat of the last one. Let every question call him on his most egregious falsehoods and see how long until he runs away.
 
2020-08-10 5:30:19 PM  
8 votes:
News conference Political rally.
 
2020-08-10 5:29:29 PM  
8 votes:
I have not had a drink in quite a while.  This is no time to start.

/crawls back under bed
 
2020-08-10 6:53:06 PM  
7 votes:
the existence of OAN is treason.
 
2020-08-10 6:51:54 PM  
7 votes:
Joker
Youtube eRaUGLwn_kM
 
2020-08-10 6:26:49 PM  
7 votes:
Kids spread germs and you're not going to be able to convince parents otherwise!
 
2020-08-10 6:09:00 PM  
7 votes:
Used car sales are a red flag, not something to gloat about.  It means Ford and GM are about to release bad news.
 
2020-08-10 6:02:03 PM  
7 votes:
He is super slow today..like tired, bored slow talking.
 
2020-08-10 6:01:22 PM  
7 votes:
I heard the word "Outside" just before he was taken away.  

Also, I don't know which old person needs to hear this but:

APPLICATIONS ARE NOT BALLOTS!!!!
 
2020-08-10 5:57:28 PM  
7 votes:
Quick...escort Bunker Boy to the bunker.
Don't use the ramp!
 
2020-08-10 5:55:13 PM  
7 votes:
He was rambling. The decided to call it quits and finish while they're behind.
 
2020-08-10 5:50:47 PM  
7 votes:
This guy is the worst public speaker ever.
 
2020-08-10 5:49:13 PM  
7 votes:
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2020-08-10 5:31:33 PM  
7 votes:
Stop watching this crap and they may stop showing it.

/who am I kidding
 
2020-08-10 6:47:46 PM  
6 votes:
How does this motherf*cker get away with lying about everything like this? I mean, everything. Everything he says is literally a lie.
 
2020-08-10 6:42:26 PM  
6 votes:
The doomsaying with Biden boggles the mind. He's just throwing out bullshiat as fast as his brain can manufacture it.
 
2020-08-10 6:37:03 PM  
6 votes:
We will have an incredible year next year when you are out of office!
 
2020-08-10 6:35:57 PM  
6 votes:
He is honestly farked up right now isn't he
 
2020-08-10 6:27:18 PM  
6 votes:
Ask why Barron'sschool isn't opening!!!   Why doesn't anyone EVER say or ask why?!
 
2020-08-10 6:26:30 PM  
6 votes:
They're not gonna die. They're just gonna have a lung collapse and kill their grandparents.
 
2020-08-10 6:13:39 PM  
6 votes:
If your area can't get a Covid test result back in 24 hrs or less then SCHOOLS SHOULD NOT OPEN THERE.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:04 PM  
6 votes:

thehobbes: Lol. "World is a dangerous place"

he's the most protected person on the planet.


By tonight, he'll claim the shooter was coming for him but his super awesome mind detected it minutes before the shooter could do it.

This has nothing to do with him passing out in his chair with a half-eaten Big Mac watching Minority Report last night.
 
2020-08-10 6:04:42 PM  
6 votes:
I don't believe him.  I think this was all staged.
 
2020-08-10 5:54:44 PM  
6 votes:
Shots fired near the White House.
 
2020-08-10 5:39:19 PM  
6 votes:
Ask him about Choice until he answers it.
 
2020-08-10 5:34:28 PM  
6 votes:

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What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it...


The cool part of those songs is as time goes by the sound more and more ominous.
 
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2020-08-10 5:33:15 PM  
6 votes:

King Something: Drinking game rules are simple: Don't, unless you want to die of alcohol poisoning.


Drink every time he tells the truth. No worry about alcohol poisoning. Dehydration maybe.
 
2020-08-10 6:52:55 PM  
5 votes:

SurelyShirley: chucknasty: mail in ballots are fraud. ok. OR and WA have been doing only mail in for a while. seems like we figured it out.

...and you know which way they vote, don't you?


yep. it is very nice knowing more than half your neighbors have a clue.
 
2020-08-10 6:47:38 PM  
5 votes:
He is getting worse, daily.  25th Amendment time was months ago.
 
2020-08-10 6:44:25 PM  
5 votes:
He side steps the Putin question.  The reporter should tell him he didn't answer the question!
 
2020-08-10 6:43:06 PM  
5 votes:
Lie.
Lie.
Another lie.
Fear.
Lie.
Lie.
Nonsense.
Fear.
Lie.

That's my takeaway from today's dumpster fire.

/ oh, another lie.
 
2020-08-10 6:40:22 PM  
5 votes:

King Something: Other countries will "own" America if Biden wins


Yes.  The US would own the US again, which is different than Russian ownership of current leadership.
 
2020-08-10 6:32:15 PM  
5 votes:
There it is. He wants the GOP to get full credit for Obamacare, even if they have to repeal the whole thing and pass an completely identical law.
 
2020-08-10 6:30:24 PM  
5 votes:
Why would you need an executive order if there's already a law on the exact same thing?
 
2020-08-10 6:28:17 PM  
5 votes:
hahaha, I'm not a big believer in Polls, followed by look at the polls where I'm leading, i'm a fan of those.
 
2020-08-10 6:26:18 PM  
5 votes:

Corona Cure: Holy fark.. He looks and is acting like he could pass out at any minute.


Oh please, oh please, oh please...
 
2020-08-10 6:23:01 PM  
5 votes:
Also can someone please explain to me how a capital gains tax cut is going to help kickstart the economy?  I think that was tried once before and failed then also.
 
2020-08-10 6:10:02 PM  
5 votes:
tax cuts = fark you
 
2020-08-10 6:01:17 PM  
5 votes:

Todd300: [YouTube video: Trump whisked away mid press briefing by Secret Service]


Wow thank you for posting that. He just kind of ambles off, like, oh I was gonna talk to these guys and now you're taking me over here and maybe later we could president some things if I feel up for it
 
2020-08-10 6:00:19 PM  
5 votes:

AtomPeepers: He's going to gas all the reporters!


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2020-08-10 5:54:09 PM  
5 votes:
Krusty: What the hell was that?
Youtube vhe3vSe-mmw
 
2020-08-10 5:52:47 PM  
5 votes:
WHAT THE FARK WAS THAT
 
2020-08-10 5:52:31 PM  
5 votes:
He was just led offstage, wtf?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:17 PM  
5 votes:
WTF doesn't he get that they were applications.  And they were caught.  The system works.

Vote like we did in WWII?  You mean.... mail in ballots?
 
2020-08-10 5:51:16 PM  
5 votes:
He's high as f*ck,
 
2020-08-10 5:50:21 PM  
5 votes:
We don't want to have a "rigged"election = I know I'm losing badly and have to stop this
 
2020-08-10 5:49:04 PM  
5 votes:

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Now post some hot guys for balance.
 
2020-08-10 5:45:45 PM  
5 votes:
He's going to threaten to strip funding from any college that doesn't play football, isn't he?
 
2020-08-10 5:45:05 PM  
5 votes:
I have a feeling this one is going to be off the rails. He's pent up and angry and wants to lash out at all the mean, nasty people who don't like him.
 
2020-08-10 5:41:00 PM  
5 votes:
These are still going? I thought he would have cancelled them again already once the reporter's figure out you can ask two questions.
 
2020-08-10 5:38:22 PM  
5 votes:
An oddly large amount of this press conference will be Two Scoops whining about college football leagues scrapping the season because of the 'Rona.
 
2020-08-10 5:33:23 PM  
5 votes:
Each one of these events is worse than the last. He could be doing some good with these, but it's all lies, manipulation and magical thinking.

I never thought I'd say the greatest threat to the country is the President, but here we are.
 
2020-08-10 5:31:38 PM  
5 votes:
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What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it...
 
2020-08-10 7:25:11 PM  
4 votes:

Markoff_Cheney: Guys I had a meeting and desperately need a good cliff notes, thanks ahead of time.
I caught there was a shooting etc, what was the meat of this when Trump got back?


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2020-08-10 6:55:39 PM  
4 votes:

Dancis_Frake: I like how he mentioned the "Obama campaign" despite the fact he was running against Clinton.

Couldn't even get a softball right, no wonder he didn't pitch at that Yankees match.


He can't remember that he was running against Clinton
 
2020-08-10 6:51:33 PM  
4 votes:
He is gonna lie like a crazy man and walk away. Just watch.
 
2020-08-10 6:47:36 PM  
4 votes:
Questioning him is like shooting a sack of manure.  Even if you land a direct hit you're just left with splattered manure.
 
2020-08-10 6:45:15 PM  
4 votes:
mail in ballots are fraud. ok. OR and WA have been doing only mail in for a while. seems like we figured it out.
 
2020-08-10 6:45:08 PM  
4 votes:
You notice he at no time said Russia wasn't meddling, just that other countries are as well.
 
2020-08-10 6:44:05 PM  
4 votes:
OH MY GOD maybe, maybe, just maybe, retirement funds with the protection of a strong union represent a stake in the stock market. But les than 1% of Americans have stocks that give them power over the economy or a stake in corporate and public governance.
 
2020-08-10 6:43:14 PM  
4 votes:
This is painful.
 
2020-08-10 6:42:29 PM  
4 votes:
Half of Americans don't own any stock.
 
2020-08-10 6:40:32 PM  
4 votes:

peter21: Will Trump mention the very fine people on both sides if he accepts the nomination at Gettysburg? Does he even know who fought at Gettysburg?


Praising the soldiers that responding when their state called them to service would be appropriate.  Praising the Confederacy would not be.  There's zero chance that he understands the difference and zero chance he doesn't praise the latter and not the former.
 
2020-08-10 6:39:45 PM  
4 votes:
How is North Korea going to own the country, they can't even own bread.
 
2020-08-10 6:37:33 PM  
4 votes:
Steve Mnuchin looks like a penis face.
 
2020-08-10 6:37:16 PM  
4 votes:
He has no idea what China is doing.
 
2020-08-10 6:36:12 PM  
4 votes:
Yeah, he watches government expense to make sure it's flowing into the correct offshore account.
 
2020-08-10 6:36:01 PM  
4 votes:
He does know the Confederacy lost at Gettysburg, right?
 
2020-08-10 6:32:50 PM  
4 votes:

Bennie Crabtree: G7..? Which of the G8 is he trying to exclude?


Russia got kicked out.  Trump is trying to get them back in.
 
2020-08-10 6:30:58 PM  
4 votes:

Reverend J: People call it a "manifesto"? No, only you do you dumb fark.


"people" are the voices in his head.
 
2020-08-10 6:29:14 PM  
4 votes:
People call it a "manifesto"? No, only you do you dumb fark.
 
2020-08-10 6:28:58 PM  
4 votes:
We are in a depression DickWad!
 
2020-08-10 6:28:26 PM  
4 votes:
Trump:  "It's a tiny fraction of kids getting sick."

Narrator Translator:  "The kids will get better.  And, if they don't, it is what it is."
 
2020-08-10 6:28:16 PM  
4 votes:
This is a hot mess.
 
2020-08-10 6:25:08 PM  
4 votes:
Holy fark.. He looks and is acting like he could pass out at any minute.
 
2020-08-10 6:24:48 PM  
4 votes:

OldRod: "Vote for me, or I'll undo the payroll tax holiday!"

Is that the new "I need you to do me a favor though"?


Trying to buy votes with other people's money.  What an asshole.
 
2020-08-10 6:24:21 PM  
4 votes:

thehobbes: Secret Service just pulled him out...


Of Ivanka?
 
2020-08-10 6:23:55 PM  
4 votes:

nic_naprawda: Also can someone please explain to me how a capital gains tax cut is going to help kickstart the economy?  I think that was tried once before and failed then also.


The same way a payroll tax cut will help the 40 million people who don't have jobs...
 
2020-08-10 6:23:54 PM  
4 votes:

peter21: At what point do the journos just start shouting down the b.s.? Because this game of him rambling, taking a question, rambling some more and smokebombing after the OANN fluffer has grown tiresome.


How they don't react like this I have no idea.
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2020-08-10 6:22:49 PM  
4 votes:
"Vote for me, or I'll undo the payroll tax holiday!"

Is that the new "I need you to do me a favor though"?
 
2020-08-10 6:20:16 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-08-10 6:14:57 PM  
4 votes:
did this idiot just say reducing capital gains taxes would create jobs???? wow.
 
2020-08-10 6:11:55 PM  
4 votes:
Fox is going to slobber all over his mushroom for his BRAVERY
 
2020-08-10 6:11:20 PM  
4 votes:

AAAAGGGGHHHH: ♬  When danger reared it's ugly head, Trump bravely turned his tail and fled... ♬


Can't fault him on this one. Secret Service just being cautious.

Curious if the person they shot was armed.
 
2020-08-10 5:58:42 PM  
4 votes:
Aren't there several layers of fence barriers erected in front of the WH right now?
 
2020-08-10 5:58:15 PM  
4 votes:

NeoCortex42: Is this like "call my phone in case the date is going poorly" kind of deal?


exactly what I was thinking. He was about to go seriously off the rails so they had to control the toddler with fake security threats
 
2020-08-10 5:57:49 PM  
4 votes:
Back to the bunker!
 
2020-08-10 5:55:11 PM  
4 votes:
Local news is scratching their heads too. WTF happened to the Orange Menace? They're saying SS had weapons out as they walked by the windows.
 
2020-08-10 5:53:37 PM  
4 votes:
Wow, Bunker Boy scurried away.
 
2020-08-10 5:52:46 PM  
4 votes:
Well that was weird
 
2020-08-10 5:52:35 PM  
4 votes:
My outboard liver is connected and ready.

/gonna need it.
 
2020-08-10 5:52:05 PM  
4 votes:
WTF?
 
2020-08-10 5:49:04 PM  
4 votes:
Penis
 
2020-08-10 5:43:11 PM  
4 votes:

saturn badger: King Something: Drinking game rules are simple: Don't, unless you want to die of alcohol poisoning.

Damn! I just got back from a Buzzball run. Maybe next time if I survive.

/these things are really good
//chocolate booze for the win
///cracks the first one open



*Googles*

Where the hell were these things when I was in high school?  Damn!
 
2020-08-10 5:39:54 PM  
4 votes:

theteacher: undercurrent: Someone have a bingo card to share? If you're making one can I suggest adding the following:

- mail-in ballots
- Gyna virus
- Chicago looting
- Florida / Arizona / Texas cases going down

K. THX

I hope someone asks about Baltimore. Really. No one is talking about it. Like, you keep saying infrastructure is SO important to you but B more has a dozen leaks A DAY and yet they haven't moved much on making changes.


And were they Kushner properties?
 
2020-08-10 5:35:32 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-08-10 5:33:16 PM  
4 votes:
Second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse.....................
 
2020-08-10 6:57:07 PM  
3 votes:

blondambition: chucknasty: SurelyShirley: chucknasty: mail in ballots are fraud. ok. OR and WA have been doing only mail in for a while. seems like we figured it out.

...and you know which way they vote, don't you?

yep. it is very nice knowing more than half your neighbors have a clue.

Here in WA we've had mail in voting for so long all I remember about going to the polls is picking my kid up after elementary school and bringing him with me, he's 34 now.


For everyone's sake, I hope he's a teacher there.
 
2020-08-10 6:52:57 PM  
3 votes:
I need some scotch.
 
2020-08-10 6:52:46 PM  
3 votes:
Dammit, why do I have to be attracted to Chanel.  It's like looking at a pile of shiat and thinking "Oh, yeah!"  Stupid brain!  Stupid brain!
 
2020-08-10 6:52:26 PM  
3 votes:
If there is evidence, fatboy, declassify it.
 
2020-08-10 6:52:08 PM  
3 votes:
Lisa Page and her lover?

What the fark? What the faaaaarrrrk
 
2020-08-10 6:51:02 PM  
3 votes:
OAN topped themselves with that one.
 
2020-08-10 6:49:55 PM  
3 votes:
Also his dentures are clearly loose. It's SO gross.
 
2020-08-10 6:46:57 PM  
3 votes:
That's a trick question, Donnie!

You did call for his resignation during SARS.
 
2020-08-10 6:46:22 PM  
3 votes:
Is this more insane than usual? Because this seems more insane than usual.
 
2020-08-10 6:41:31 PM  
3 votes:

King Something: Other countries will "own" America if Biden wins


This sounds like a retread of the "OMG, Japan is going to own everything!" fear of the 80s.  We've just moved it slightly further west.
 
2020-08-10 6:40:40 PM  
3 votes:
So Putin has told Trump about a pipeline he wants a better deal with Germany...
 
2020-08-10 6:35:02 PM  
3 votes:
He's never been to Gettysburg.
 
2020-08-10 6:34:32 PM  
3 votes:
He will call it his Gettysburg Address. Book it!
 
2020-08-10 6:34:24 PM  
3 votes:

Corona Cure: Holy fark.. He looks and is acting like he could pass out at any minute.


Not that I can stomach watching or listening to that fark, but the little I watched of the part about him getting whisked out made him look super bloated and tired.
 
2020-08-10 6:32:19 PM  
3 votes:
Yeah, we have sadder and more catastrophic going on right here, right now.
 
2020-08-10 6:31:07 PM  
3 votes:
Wow, A double safety net!  WTF
 
2020-08-10 6:30:19 PM  
3 votes:
you pay to not have to pay, to have to pay, to pay for not paying to have to pay for.  ugh, my reset button just fired
 
2020-08-10 6:29:54 PM  
3 votes:

saturn badger: My nurse neighbor thinks we have lost all control of the virus. We are in free fall.


Your neighbor is correct
 
2020-08-10 6:27:13 PM  
3 votes:
The bots are already pushing TRUMP MANLY narrative.

Russian ops get into motion quickly
 
2020-08-10 6:19:29 PM  
3 votes:
At what point do the journos just start shouting down the b.s.? Because this game of him rambling, taking a question, rambling some more and smokebombing after the OANN fluffer has grown tiresome.
 
2020-08-10 6:19:26 PM  
3 votes:
Get to the questions and ask him something good. He's clearly off valve
 
2020-08-10 6:16:17 PM  
3 votes:

Mad Scientist: Trump says the USPS can't handle the load of mail in ballots. Right now, the USPS handles about 470 million pieces of mail per day. Total votes of Clinton vs Trump was about 128 million. If everyone who votes this year does it by mail on the same day, that's an increase of about 27% of normal load, well below the system's max capacity.  STFU about overwhelming the mail, Donnie.


And it's not like they are all delivered on the same day.
 
2020-08-10 6:14:26 PM  
3 votes:

Bennie Crabtree: holy shiat

how does cutting capital gains even MORE lead to creating jobs???


It doesn't. He's the ultimate in "say anything and a certain number of people will believe you no matter what".
 
2020-08-10 6:13:37 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-08-10 6:12:32 PM  
3 votes:

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Fox is going to slobber all over his mushroom for his BRAVERY


OAN will be there to toss the salad
 
2020-08-10 6:06:47 PM  
3 votes:
He's so unintereted in reading today.  His mind is clearly somewhere else..more than usual.

Used car sales are at a record level though, so there's that.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:26 PM  
3 votes:

thehobbes: Shooting at 1608, so within a block or so. Officer dropped someone.


So Trump is so far off his meds today, that the SS went to Distraction DefCon 5.
 
2020-08-10 6:03:04 PM  
3 votes:
He's back. So brave! This is his Teddy Roosevelt moment!

/I wouldn't be surprised in the least bit if this were staged.
 
2020-08-10 6:02:56 PM  
3 votes:

Captain_Max_Radius: He's back


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2020-08-10 6:01:35 PM  
3 votes:
 
2020-08-10 6:00:23 PM  
3 votes:
C'mon back, Donnie.  OAN is just dying to ask you a question that you absolutely don't know what the question will be.
 
2020-08-10 6:00:05 PM  
3 votes:
Staged to make him look like a big tough guy for coming back in?
 
2020-08-10 5:59:58 PM  
3 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: Secret Service ran him out of the room....what is going on?


He went off the rails within five minutes
 
2020-08-10 5:59:34 PM  
3 votes:
Secret Service ran him out of the room....what is going on?
 
2020-08-10 5:58:20 PM  
3 votes:

thehobbes: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: thehobbes: Shots fired near the White House.

Are you guessing or reporting?

Reporting- John Roberts of Fox said so.


So he trying to be the first to run on the scene and save everyone, right?
 
2020-08-10 5:57:08 PM  
3 votes:
MSNBC - press and WH locked down. Dogs and SS wandering about.
 
2020-08-10 5:56:49 PM  
3 votes:

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: thehobbes: Shots fired near the White House.

Are you guessing or reporting?


Reporting- John Roberts of Fox said so.
 
2020-08-10 5:56:20 PM  
3 votes:

Bennie Crabtree: So... should everyone on Earth should be calling their loved ones and saying goodbye now?


Local issue. Possible shooting in Lafayette Plaza? That or someone tried to breach security. 

Nothing national.
 
2020-08-10 5:53:59 PM  
3 votes:
I want to think they're being cautious.

I'm worried they are thinking false flag.

They didn't really  hustle him out like an imminent threat.
 
2020-08-10 5:53:12 PM  
3 votes:
Oh shiat wtf just happened?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:47 PM  
3 votes:
WHAT THE fark WAS THAT?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:11 PM  
3 votes:
Ok. What in the fark just happened??
 
2020-08-10 5:52:07 PM  
3 votes:
And now for our market report (pay no attention to the dead people)
 
2020-08-10 5:49:52 PM  
3 votes:

sigdiamond2000: He's going to announce Oprah Winfrey as Joe Biden's running mate, and there's nothing Joe or Oprah can do about it.


..Oprah wouldn't exactly be my first choice, but he could have chosen someone a whole lot worse..
 
2020-08-10 5:49:27 PM  
3 votes:
Ugh.  I'm really hungover today..not sure if I can handle his voice.
 
2020-08-10 5:43:58 PM  
3 votes:

NeoCortex42: pueblonative: Gestalt: Let's see if someone from the media asks him what he means by "take care of Iran." Or does anything to hold him to account for his vague statement of intent.

Just ask him the difference between an appropriations law and an EO.

Ask him how a bill becomes a law.


He nominates Bill Barr to be the Attorney General who then determines what the law is.
 
2020-08-10 5:42:14 PM  
3 votes:

lincoln65: These are still going? I thought he would have cancelled them again already once the reporter's figure out you can ask two questions.


... and OANN gets to ask one of them.
 
2020-08-10 5:33:20 PM  
3 votes:
Let's see if someone from the media asks him what he means by "take care of Iran." Or does anything to hold him to account for his vague statement of intent.
 
2020-08-10 5:21:01 PM  
3 votes:
I wonder if he'll even take questions.
 
2020-08-10 9:02:38 PM  
2 votes:

billstewart: I drank a homebrew, skipped the video. Don't have to worry about alcohol poisoning from that, because it takes a few hours to brew a batch and it has to sit for a few weeks before it's drinkable.


Those of us who rent, don't clean our bathtubs regularly enough for homebrews.
 
2020-08-10 8:06:14 PM  
2 votes:

King Something: He wants to do a G7 after the election, with countries who aren't members (coughcoughrussiacough)


G6 doesn't want anything to do with the G7 as a whole until 2021.
 
2020-08-10 8:04:44 PM  
2 votes:
What happened in Beiruit the other day was the most tragic thing he has ever seen or heard of, ladies and gentlemen.
/Yes, he said it.
 
2020-08-10 7:11:39 PM  
2 votes:

moulderx1: Cap gains tax cut......swoon.


Let's not forget the REAL VICTIMS here. People making a killing in the Stock Market during a DEPRESSION!!!

/won't someone think of them?
 
2020-08-10 6:57:53 PM  
2 votes:

Dancis_Frake: I like how he mentioned the "Obama campaign" despite the fact he was running against Clinton.

Couldn't even get a softball right, no wonder he didn't pitch at that Yankees match.


I sense a European--
 
2020-08-10 6:55:46 PM  
2 votes:

chucknasty: SurelyShirley: chucknasty: mail in ballots are fraud. ok. OR and WA have been doing only mail in for a while. seems like we figured it out.

...and you know which way they vote, don't you?

yep. it is very nice knowing more than half your neighbors have a clue.


Here in WA we've had mail in voting for so long all I remember about going to the polls is picking my kid up after elementary school and bringing him with me, he's 34 now.
 
2020-08-10 6:55:22 PM  
2 votes:

RainDawg: SurelyShirley: chucknasty: mail in ballots are fraud. ok. OR and WA have been doing only mail in for a while. seems like we figured it out.

...and you know which way they vote, don't you?

With a black pen usually, why?


Black pens matter!

/Mrs Shirley votes with a blue pen, but that's just a coincidence.
 
2020-08-10 6:52:36 PM  
2 votes:
If Obama had done even half of this, OANN would be calling for his head on a pike for politicizing press briefings.
 
2020-08-10 6:51:22 PM  
2 votes:
Probably treason.

Narrator:  It's not.
 
2020-08-10 6:51:00 PM  
2 votes:
"Treason."

"If he chooses her."
 
2020-08-10 6:50:56 PM  
2 votes:
Nixon?
 
2020-08-10 6:50:17 PM  
2 votes:

jayphat: "ventilator- no one was denied one". A hospital in Texas will farking deny THAT lie. They had 3, and 10 people to put on them.


My neighbor nurse told me about how long the recovery in the hospital is. If you ventilate you usually die.

It is weeks in the hospital if you recover.
 
2020-08-10 6:49:54 PM  
2 votes:
He's got a real relaxing buzz going today.
 
2020-08-10 6:49:36 PM  
2 votes:
"He has covid nineteen, as they say".


As they say?
 
2020-08-10 6:48:39 PM  
2 votes:
Five O' Clock Vodka
Youtube 3w2HriFqA9M
 
2020-08-10 6:48:29 PM  
2 votes:
"ventilator- no one was denied one". A hospital in Texas will farking deny THAT lie. They had 3, and 10 people to put on them.
 
2020-08-10 6:47:06 PM  
2 votes:
1917? ended the second WW??? what a farking moron.
 
2020-08-10 6:46:02 PM  
2 votes:

King Something: Question about intel pointing out that Russia meddling with the election, Trump complains that the press isn't asking about China and Iran

and claiming that Democrats are meddling with the election by wanting mail-in voting to happen


The report didn't even say Iran and China were meddling.  It said that they have preferences, but Russia is actively meddling.
 
2020-08-10 6:45:47 PM  
2 votes:
Let the docs be unclassified. I bet the Democrats are not in them.
 
2020-08-10 6:45:31 PM  
2 votes:
Oh you turn off more than just Europe.
 
2020-08-10 6:45:28 PM  
2 votes:
He definitely turned Europe off, but not for the reasons he thinks.
 
2020-08-10 6:45:09 PM  
2 votes:
He claimed he's been very good at predicting market swings...

how many bankos again?

What a POS of a POTUS


and carpenters are today's day traders and savvy investors? Good to know...
 
2020-08-10 6:43:34 PM  
2 votes:

NeoCortex42: ArkPanda: How long can SS and Medicare run without income? How long until they have to start eating the principal in their funds?

Soylent Green is principal!


Somebody said over the weekend that this is ok because Social Security has a huge trust fund. But if we're making payments from the trust fund principal because there's no payroll tax, that's bad. At least it would be bad for a private institution.
 
2020-08-10 6:42:46 PM  
2 votes:

King Something: If Biden wins, stonks will crash


NOOOoooo... not the stonks!
 
2020-08-10 6:42:45 PM  
2 votes:
Now he's telling us the earth shattering things that'll happen if Joe wins.


Hey Dotard, I'm willing to risk it.
 
2020-08-10 6:41:58 PM  
2 votes:
...and it will all be worth it because you are GONE.
 
2020-08-10 6:41:51 PM  
2 votes:

No Line For Beer: peter21: Will Trump mention the very fine people on both sides if he accepts the nomination at Gettysburg? Does he even know who fought at Gettysburg?

Praising the soldiers that responding when their state called them to service would be appropriate.  Praising the Confederacy would not be.  There's zero chance that he understands the difference and zero chance he doesn't praise the latter and not the former.


There will Confederate flags at that speech. It won't reflect well on your international image.
 
2020-08-10 6:41:24 PM  
2 votes:
Trump wanted to give his acceptance speech at Nuremberg but the Germans said "NO!"
 
2020-08-10 6:41:18 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah and how much did Americans pay in tariffs on Chinese goods this year so far?
 
2020-08-10 6:40:16 PM  
2 votes:

King Something: Other countries will "own" America if Biden wins


It's "pwn" like them gamer kids say.
 
2020-08-10 6:40:03 PM  
2 votes:
Now claiming that Russia would not be happy if he wins, and bragging about getting protection money from NATO
 
2020-08-10 6:40:00 PM  
2 votes:

OldRod: peter21: Will Trump mention the very fine people on both sides if he accepts the nomination at Gettysburg? Does he even know who fought at Gettysburg?

Estelle Getty?


Yes, she fought evil Canadian invader Geddy Lee.
 
2020-08-10 6:39:56 PM  
2 votes:
Wow, November is going to be busy... a new vaccine, a G7 meeting, a deal with Iran...
 
2020-08-10 6:39:09 PM  
2 votes:

No Line For Beer: Reverend J: You can't have it at the White House dumbass.

He can.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-de​l​iver-republican-convention-speech-whit​e-house-legal/

The Hatch Act forbids the use of government buildings and employees for campaign activities, with few exceptions. While the president and vice president are exempt, any White House or government employee who helps facilitate campaign activity risks breaking federal law.

Technically he can, but he has to do everything himself, which is never going to happen.
 
2020-08-10 6:38:33 PM  
2 votes:
Whoa so even non-Chinese companies will be delisted?
 
2020-08-10 6:38:16 PM  
2 votes:

OldRod: He looks pissed that someone is asking Mnuchin questions


He has to be the corpse at every wedding
 
2020-08-10 6:37:48 PM  
2 votes:
Will Trump mention the very fine people on both sides if he accepts the nomination at Gettysburg? Does he even know who fought at Gettysburg?
 
2020-08-10 6:37:25 PM  
2 votes:
If Trump gives his speech at Gettysburg, will he be selling special Trump/Pence 2020 tiki torches there?
 
2020-08-10 6:37:15 PM  
2 votes:
the pores down the center of his face have been very pronounced lately. nose, chin, under eyes, forehead. his neck vulva is getting worse as well. is that a side effect of what ever drugs he is on?
 
2020-08-10 6:36:28 PM  
2 votes:
That was probably the softest softball I have seen lobbed....

"I chose Gettysburg because it is where Lincoln, the second greatest Republican president, gave a wonderful speech that uplifted all Americans.  I, the greatest American President, plan on doing the same thing."

I'm not even a politician.
 
2020-08-10 6:36:25 PM  
2 votes:
He does not know why Gettysburg is historical.
 
2020-08-10 6:35:10 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-08-10 6:35:09 PM  
2 votes:
You can't have it at the White House dumbass.
 
2020-08-10 6:35:07 PM  
2 votes:
Have you considered giving your concession speech from Appomattox?
 
2020-08-10 6:34:45 PM  
2 votes:
He wants to make a Gettysburg address:

"Four whores and seven NDAs ago..."
 
2020-08-10 6:33:04 PM  
2 votes:
An executive order that serves as a safety net for something that does not need a safety net.

*MIND F*CKING BLOWN*
 
2020-08-10 6:32:56 PM  
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: undercurrent: I don't believe in pools, but if you look, ours are going up.

Just. Wow.

Imagine if this guy were competent and/or actually sane.


I cannot imagine he even cares about anyone or  anything unless it directly benefits him.
 
2020-08-10 6:32:40 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-08-10 6:32:14 PM  
2 votes:

ArkPanda: How long can SS and Medicare run without income? How long until they have to start eating the principal in their funds?


Soylent Green is principal!
 
2020-08-10 6:32:13 PM  
2 votes:
G7..? Which of the G8 is he trying to exclude?
 
2020-08-10 6:31:54 PM  
2 votes:
"Pre-existing conditions will be taken care of"

Then why is Bill Barr in court trying to end it?
 
2020-08-10 6:31:44 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-08-10 6:31:35 PM  
2 votes:

Reverend J: Why would you need an executive order if there's already a law on the exact same thing?


Haha a reporter read your question out loud. :P
 
2020-08-10 6:29:24 PM  
2 votes:
Ask about Choice.  Don't let him skate on that lie.
 
2020-08-10 6:29:12 PM  
2 votes:
This is surreal... he's actually claiming that he's more religious than Joe Biden?
 
2020-08-10 6:28:43 PM  
2 votes:
After all that hard work his staff did trying to explain that he didn't really mean he wanted to get rid of the payroll tax on the Sunday shows yesterday. Oh well.
 
2020-08-10 6:28:16 PM  
2 votes:
Dems have a "manifesto" now?

Also, would a man deeply religious, like Trump, raw-dog porn stars?
 
2020-08-10 6:25:59 PM  
2 votes:
97k children sick
 
2020-08-10 6:25:38 PM  
2 votes:

Bennie Crabtree: peter21: At what point do the journos just start shouting down the b.s.? Because this game of him rambling, taking a question, rambling some more and smokebombing after the OANN fluffer has grown tiresome.

Ina 2 party system, does that ever make a difference? The only time that has a strong effect in Canada is when

a) there is a minority government

b) the incumbents have been in power for 2 terms and the public is feeling like a change


I'm idealistic, I just want some accountability. :)

We have a norm-breaker up there so let's break some norms. Get antagonistic. Don't let him spew his personal reality day after day uninterrupted or unchallenged.
 
2020-08-10 6:25:27 PM  
2 votes:
So, bow to me, or your state won't get a break
 
2020-08-10 6:24:50 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-08-10 6:24:32 PM  
2 votes:

undercurrent: 2 weeks... where have we heard this before?


Two weeks ago, I believe.
 
2020-08-10 6:24:21 PM  
2 votes:
Very famous people do not need to be pointed out to an audience.
 
2020-08-10 6:21:38 PM  
2 votes:
It sounds like he's reading a statement that he downloaded off the internet that other world leaders gave five months ago.
 
2020-08-10 6:20:55 PM  
2 votes:
MSNBC cut out!
 
2020-08-10 6:19:02 PM  
2 votes:

EighthDay: I'm not going to watch chaos goblin

Adderall or downers day?


Neither. He started with, and I shiat you not, the most incoherent briefing yet. it was truly farked up.
 
2020-08-10 6:18:56 PM  
2 votes:

Mad Scientist: Trump says the USPS can't handle the load of mail in ballots. Right now, the USPS handles about 470 million pieces of mail per day. Total votes of Clinton vs Trump was about 128 million. If everyone who votes this year does it by mail on the same day, that's an increase of about 27% of normal load, well below the system's max capacity.  STFU about overwhelming the mail, Donnie.


You might want to speak to your local postal employees.  There's some incredibly shady shiat going on right now!  The Administration is reallocating equipment to severely hamper the capacity of the USPS. It's not a coincidence that he just assigned a new Postmaster General.
 
2020-08-10 6:18:50 PM  
2 votes:
Just get to the questions, jackmunch
 
2020-08-10 6:14:05 PM  
2 votes:
He's gonna want to be awarded his Very Own Purple Heart medal now yanno.
 
2020-08-10 6:13:13 PM  
2 votes:

Epicedion: Bennie Crabtree: holy shiat

how does cutting capital gains even MORE lead to creating jobs???

Because when the rich have more money, they'll be more rich.. wait, what was the question?


For once can somebody ask the simp who the fark will they sell to?
 
2020-08-10 6:12:24 PM  
2 votes:
Poor Jennifer. Being randomly named by Trump in mid-sentence on tv is as embarrassing as when your dad is drunk off his ass and giving a speech at a wedding and mentions your most embarrassing childhood moment in front of all your brand new cousins.
 
2020-08-10 6:11:58 PM  
2 votes:

Bennie Crabtree: holy shiat

how does cutting capital gains even MORE lead to creating jobs???


Because when the rich have more money, they'll be more rich.. wait, what was the question?
 
2020-08-10 6:10:47 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-08-10 6:07:55 PM  
2 votes:
 
2020-08-10 6:06:07 PM  
2 votes:

lincoln65: Presidential Threat doctrine seems pretty lackadaisical. You'd think they'd at least use some kind of code word depending on the type of threat.

Or, just, hey come with me works too I guess


It works with him because he can't remember the code words.
 
2020-08-10 6:05:53 PM  
2 votes:

Nick Nostril: Called it. Fence jumper.


Fence perimeter is out to the Beltway.
 
2020-08-10 6:05:21 PM  
2 votes:
The phone call Dangerous man is INSIDE the White House.
 
2020-08-10 6:04:25 PM  
2 votes:
Lol. "World is a dangerous place"

he's the most protected person on the planet.
 
2020-08-10 6:04:19 PM  
2 votes:
Someone should probably give him a hook before he says somet.... oh nevermind.
 
2020-08-10 6:04:12 PM  
2 votes:
More dangerous since you took office!!!
 
2020-08-10 6:03:27 PM  
2 votes:
Secret Service or Law Enforcement shot a suspect in Lafayette Square Park
 
2020-08-10 6:01:16 PM  
2 votes:
Any political credibility he had was about to die across the board, that was already starting to be the most disastrous one yet. The va thing wasn't official ballots or even official applications.
 
2020-08-10 6:01:09 PM  
2 votes:

peter21: Aren't there several layers of fence barriers erected in front of the WH right now?


Yup. Just Secret Service being precautionary. Listening to DC Fire scanner now trying to get info.
 
2020-08-10 6:00:54 PM  
2 votes:
He's back, saying there was a "shooting outside the White House"
 
2020-08-10 6:00:11 PM  
2 votes:
I'm reading that the press is locked in that room, SS locked the doors from the exterior.
 
2020-08-10 5:59:46 PM  
2 votes:
He probably heard a gunshot and rushed into the nearest school to stop the shooter.
 
2020-08-10 5:59:04 PM  
2 votes:
The OANN fluffer is there today!
 
2020-08-10 5:57:56 PM  
2 votes:

thehobbes: Bennie Crabtree: So... should everyone on Earth should be calling their loved ones and saying goodbye now?

Local issue. Possible shooting in Lafayette Plaza? That or someone tried to breach security. 

Nothing national.


Local issues in that part of the nation tend to become national issues.
 
2020-08-10 5:57:10 PM  
2 votes:
I wish he grabbed the podium and panicked when the SS came in.. Just like he did that time in the hangar.
 
2020-08-10 5:56:52 PM  
2 votes:
Smokebomb! It's all orchestrated and planned my Trumps proxies
 
2020-08-10 5:56:15 PM  
2 votes:
Jeff Mason saying that he was led out and the doors to the briefing room were locked - with the press still assembled inside.
 
2020-08-10 5:55:10 PM  
2 votes:
He crapped himself, again.
 
2020-08-10 5:54:26 PM  
2 votes:
Any farkers checking the Twits to see if anyone knows what's going on?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:43 PM  
2 votes:
Paging Billy Squire to the white courtesy phone.  Billy Squire.

(one could hope)
 
2020-08-10 5:53:38 PM  
2 votes:
WHAT.  THE.  F*CK........ WAS THAT??????
 
2020-08-10 5:53:29 PM  
2 votes:
Seriously what did we just see happen???
 
2020-08-10 5:53:26 PM  
2 votes:
wait what just happened?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:07 PM  
2 votes:
Wow what the fark was that
 
2020-08-10 5:53:01 PM  
2 votes:
lol security threat?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:00 PM  
2 votes:
Secret Service just pulled him out...

intersting.
 
2020-08-10 5:52:45 PM  
2 votes:
WTF was that?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:40 PM  
2 votes:
Hey I just want to say all this discussion from the administration about how to sabotage voting makes me think we are way past "things will be ok in 2021"
 
2020-08-10 5:52:19 PM  
2 votes:
My god, is he drunk?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:13 PM  
2 votes:
DAFUQ!
 
2020-08-10 5:51:49 PM  
2 votes:

NeoCortex42: thehobbes: King Something: VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.

King Something: VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.

Unmasked...

Of course. They're tested regularly, and we all know that those tests are 100% reliable with no chance of false negatives.


My neighbor who is a nurse was saying there are a lot of false results.
 
2020-08-10 5:51:30 PM  
2 votes:
I'll just add that as a Phoenician a team which regularly snatches defeat from the jaws of victory prepared me for a life ruled by conservative nut jobs during a post apocalyptic hellscape.
 
2020-08-10 5:50:41 PM  
2 votes:
Russia, Russia, Russia...... STFU, Donnie!
 
2020-08-10 5:50:20 PM  
2 votes:

thehobbes: King Something: VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.

King Something: VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.

Unmasked...


Of course. They're tested regularly, and we all know that those tests are 100% reliable with no chance of false negatives.
 
2020-08-10 5:47:04 PM  
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Is this a Trump presser thread or an NFL Sunday thread?


We don't usually get far enough for the gredunza in these.  That's how you can tell the difference.
 
2020-08-10 5:45:22 PM  
2 votes:

Jesterling: [Fark user image 497x447]


2021 Prediction Time

1. Constitutional crisis
2. Con-con
3. EMP
4. Sus. Hae.C
5. Canadia-Russia take Control.

Drink
 
2020-08-10 5:42:35 PM  
2 votes:

Flincher: A trump thread you say? [media2.giphy.com image 304x360] [View Full Size image _x_]


would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2020-08-10 5:41:17 PM  
2 votes:

Flincher: A trump thread you say? [media2.giphy.com image 304x360] [View Full Size image _x_]


bobug: [i.chzbgr.com image 425x354]


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-10 5:40:47 PM  
2 votes:
In contrast to that interview with that Aussie, I'm looking forward to this event swirling down the drain in the traditional direction.
 
2020-08-10 5:40:44 PM  
2 votes:
How about a follow up on his ignoring the question about falsely claiming (over 150 times!) to have passed the Veterans Choice Act?
 
2020-08-10 5:38:42 PM  
2 votes:

undercurrent: Someone have a bingo card to share? If you're making one can I suggest adding the following:

- mail-in ballots
- Gyna virus
- Chicago looting
- Florida / Arizona / Texas cases going down

K. THX


I hope someone asks about Baltimore. Really. No one is talking about it. Like, you keep saying infrastructure is SO important to you but B more has a dozen leaks A DAY and yet they haven't moved much on making changes.
 
2020-08-10 5:35:10 PM  
2 votes:
Someone have a bingo card to share? If you're making one can I suggest adding the following:

- mail-in ballots
- Gyna virus
- Chicago looting
- Florida / Arizona / Texas cases going down

K. THX
 
2020-08-10 5:29:43 PM  
2 votes:
He's gonna miss his golf bro's in the audience.
 
2020-08-10 5:23:22 PM  
2 votes:
Livestream starting "soon".
 
2020-08-10 10:59:55 PM  
1 vote:
Surprised no one commented about Mnuchin calling the female reporter "Hon"

Fark I am disappoint
 
2020-08-10 8:44:27 PM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: Dancis_Frake: I like how he mentioned the "Obama campaign" despite the fact he was running against Clinton.

Couldn't even get a softball right, no wonder he didn't pitch at that Yankees match.

He can't remember that he was running against Clinton


He also claimed that in 2016, he won the Presidential election the first time he tried.  Conveniently forgetting the 2012 election where he was the opening clown act in the GOP primary circus, and 2000 where he didn't win the Reform Party primary.
 
2020-08-10 8:20:52 PM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: Dancis_Frake: I like how he mentioned the "Obama campaign" despite the fact he was running against Clinton.

Couldn't even get a softball right, no wonder he didn't pitch at that Yankees match.

He can't remember that he was running against Clinton


He doesn't want to remembered as beating a girl for the presidency
 
2020-08-10 7:57:28 PM  
1 vote:
Today I learned the 1917 pandemic probably stopped the second world war. Thanks professor Trump!
 
2020-08-10 7:52:11 PM  
1 vote:

OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?


He crapped his pants so the SS shot some in Lafayette Park for cover.😂
 
2020-08-10 6:55:02 PM  
1 vote:

Blahbbs: OldRod: peter21: Will Trump mention the very fine people on both sides if he accepts the nomination at Gettysburg? Does he even know who fought at Gettysburg?

Estelle Getty?

Golden Toilet, golden drapes, Golden Girl...


That would certainly fill the newspapers with...

[puts on sunglasses]

Getty Images.
 
2020-08-10 6:54:18 PM  
1 vote:
I like how he mentioned the "Obama campaign" despite the fact he was running against Clinton.

Couldn't even get a softball right, no wonder he didn't pitch at that Yankees match.
 
2020-08-10 6:52:38 PM  
1 vote:

OldRod: peter21: Will Trump mention the very fine people on both sides if he accepts the nomination at Gettysburg? Does he even know who fought at Gettysburg?

Estelle Getty?


Golden Toilet, golden drapes, Golden Girl...
 
2020-08-10 6:52:09 PM  
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He looks like he can barely keep from laughing at his own BS

Oh, and...

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2020-08-10 6:51:41 PM  
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That was quite a question...if you can call it that.
 
2020-08-10 6:51:32 PM  
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Complaining that intel agencies under Obama were spying on people who were involved in Trump's campaign
 
2020-08-10 6:50:46 PM  
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Mollari: Late to the thread, what happened at the end?

someone wearing a ear piece told him he had to go. SS?  Don't the SS wear dark suits?

Or was this a stunt so he didn't have to take questions?


secret service shot a protestor across the street or something.
 
2020-08-10 6:49:53 PM  
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OAN, time to smoke bomb
 
2020-08-10 6:49:49 PM  
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OANN? Closing time!
 
2020-08-10 6:48:28 PM  
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Mollari: Late to the thread, what happened at the end?

someone wearing a ear piece told him he had to go. SS?  Don't the SS wear dark suits?

Or was this a stunt so he didn't have to take questions?


He saw the ghost of teddy Roosevelt and ran
 
2020-08-10 6:48:05 PM  
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Personally I would never, ever ban gyna. I have no problem saying this: I'm a big fan...of gyna.
 
2020-08-10 6:47:56 PM  
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King Something: The pandemic of 1917 ended the second world war


The war ended after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
 
2020-08-10 6:47:51 PM  
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I have a feeling he's leaving after this question.
/Unless OAN is up next.
 
2020-08-10 6:47:18 PM  
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There was a pandemic in WW2?  WTF?
 
2020-08-10 6:47:07 PM  
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Late to the thread, what happened at the end?

someone wearing a ear piece told him he had to go. SS?  Don't the SS wear dark suits?

Or was this a stunt so he didn't have to take questions?
 
2020-08-10 6:47:01 PM  
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Didn't he call for Obama's impeachment after like 2 deaths?
 
2020-08-10 6:46:43 PM  
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OMG, he called for Obama to resign over every little thing!
 
2020-08-10 6:46:23 PM  
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chucknasty: mail in ballots are fraud. ok. OR and WA have been doing only mail in for a while. seems like we figured it out.


Oh, look at the Kool-Aid Man over here, busting through the wall, trying to get us to drink.
 
2020-08-10 6:45:50 PM  
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GodsTumor: He side steps the Putin question.  The reporter should tell him he didn't answer the question!


What parallel universe do you live in?
 
2020-08-10 6:45:36 PM  
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You turned off more than just Europe, pal.
 
2020-08-10 6:44:37 PM  
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Question about intel pointing out that Russia meddling with the election, Trump complains that the press isn't asking about China and Iran

and claiming that Democrats are meddling with the election by wanting mail-in voting to happen
 
2020-08-10 6:44:25 PM  
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The Democrats are meddling in the election?  Wut?
 
2020-08-10 6:44:15 PM  
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Democrats are meddling in the election cuz they want mail-invoting.


Heath yur prethident tho!
 
2020-08-10 6:44:06 PM  
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Dusk-You-n-Me: Half of Americans don't own any stock.


And the majority that do are only invested via their 401k.
 
2020-08-10 6:44:03 PM  
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He really believes that he's the smartest guy in the room.
Wow.
 
2020-08-10 6:43:22 PM  
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ALL countries are doing it so that's ok :)
 
2020-08-10 6:42:57 PM  
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He's rambling again about Biden.
 
2020-08-10 6:42:36 PM  
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liltingbanshee: He looks like he's going to fall asleep any minute.


He's having trouble keeping his greasy eyeball hammocks apart.
 
2020-08-10 6:42:36 PM  
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Another campaign ad.
 
2020-08-10 6:42:29 PM  
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No Line For Beer: Reverend J: No Line For Beer: Reverend J: You can't have it at the White House dumbass.

He can.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-del​iver-republican-convention-speech-whit​e-house-legal/

The Hatch Act forbids the use of government buildings and employees for campaign activities, with few exceptions. While the president and vice president are exempt, any White House or government employee who helps facilitate campaign activity risks breaking federal law.

Technically he can, but he has to do everything himself, which is never going to happen.

You're adorable.  There are no consequences to his actions.


Will you let me fantasize for a least a few minutes?
 
2020-08-10 6:42:14 PM  
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Rann Xerox: Trump wanted to give his acceptance speech at Nuremberg but the Germans said "NO!"


Damn!
 
2020-08-10 6:42:09 PM  
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Shani: I like how Trump managed to rock both The Dry Look and The Wet Look at the same time.


It's kind of a "moist" look...

You're welcome!
 
2020-08-10 6:41:36 PM  
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Reverend J: No Line For Beer: Reverend J: You can't have it at the White House dumbass.

He can.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-del​iver-republican-convention-speech-whit​e-house-legal/

The Hatch Act forbids the use of government buildings and employees for campaign activities, with few exceptions. While the president and vice president are exempt, any White House or government employee who helps facilitate campaign activity risks breaking federal law.

Technically he can, but he has to do everything himself, which is never going to happen.


You're adorable.  There are no consequences to his actions.
 
2020-08-10 6:41:33 PM  
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How does he have a coke problem AND a weight problem?
 
2020-08-10 6:41:07 PM  
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I like how Trump managed to rock both The Dry Look and The Wet Look at the same time.
 
2020-08-10 6:40:51 PM  
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King Something: Remdesivir

/and the slightly-less-generously-endowed Ramdesivir


The asshole lickers at OANN are on Rimdesivir.
 
2020-08-10 6:39:51 PM  
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If we don't have a deal with China...who will make your crappy, red hats?
 
2020-08-10 6:39:01 PM  
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Everything is after the election uh? Wait ... did he say make a deal with Iran THEN said china will own all in one sentence?
 
2020-08-10 6:38:48 PM  
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rally time
 
2020-08-10 6:38:46 PM  
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peter21: Will Trump mention the very fine people on both sides if he accepts the nomination at Gettysburg? Does he even know who fought at Gettysburg?


Estelle Getty?
 
2020-08-10 6:37:53 PM  
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Munchkin done messed up getting up on stage and stealing the spotlight from the star.
 
2020-08-10 6:37:40 PM  
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He looks pissed that someone is asking Mnuchin questions
 
2020-08-10 6:37:15 PM  
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Saying released into the world is the q anon nod that it was planned
 
2020-08-10 6:37:02 PM  
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No Line For Beer: Bennie Crabtree: G7..? Which of the G8 is he trying to exclude?

Russia got kicked out.  Trump is trying to get them back in.


Hmm.

At Polish Christmas dinner it is traditional to set an empty place at the table, symbolically, representing the family stopping for food while looking for a manger.

I wouldn't be surprised if Trump left a symbolic empty seat at the table for his saviour, Putin.
 
2020-08-10 6:36:29 PM  
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Claiming that China wasn't hit by the coronavirus
 
2020-08-10 6:35:53 PM  
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iPhone alarm going off in the background, smoke bomb coming.
 
2020-08-10 6:35:26 PM  
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Less people died at Gettyzzzzzzzzberg than from Rona?
 
2020-08-10 6:35:24 PM  
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Because when he gives his speech at Gettysburg, as incumbent president, it means the Confederacy takes it back and symbolically wins the Civil War.
 
2020-08-10 6:34:54 PM  
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Wanting to officially receive the nomination at either Gettysburg or the White House
 
2020-08-10 6:34:23 PM  
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OldRod: OMG, Trump was up at 8:00 in the morning, actually doing something?


That golden toilet in the White House ain't gonna upper-deck itself.
 
2020-08-10 6:34:06 PM  
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neeNHA: How about an EO mandating the force of gravity worldwide?


Hey!  We obey the laws of physics in this country!
 
2020-08-10 6:33:58 PM  
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No invitations have been sent, but some people have already accepted.
 
2020-08-10 6:33:42 PM  
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He wants to do a G7 after the election, with countries who aren't members (coughcoughrussiacough)
 
2020-08-10 6:33:15 PM  
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So 9/11 wasn't the "most devastating thing you've ever seen"?
 
2020-08-10 6:32:54 PM  
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GodsTumor: Wow, A double safety net!  WTF


Ah, so pure political theater then as usual.
 
2020-08-10 6:32:51 PM  
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How about an EO mandating the force of gravity worldwide?
 
2020-08-10 6:32:34 PM  
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OMG, Trump was up at 8:00 in the morning, actually doing something?
 
2020-08-10 6:32:03 PM  
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Corona Cure: 100% Republicans have pre-existing conditions?

Got it.


That's one way to describe him.
 
2020-08-10 6:31:20 PM  
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100% Republicans have pre-existing conditions?

Got it.
 
2020-08-10 6:31:18 PM  
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I've seen palmetto bugs flailing around after eating on a roach tab behaving more eloquently.
 
2020-08-10 6:30:30 PM  
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Further left in terms of religion?

When the fark did Sanders and Joe say anything about religion in their policy statements???

Frankly, though, any WASP would think a policy plan made by an Irish Catholic and a Jewish New Yorker would be considered a Communist Opus. BUt that's not the same as being "left on religion."
 
2020-08-10 6:30:10 PM  
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AtomPeepers: Steve Mnuchin looks so much like John Oliver it's frightening.


john oliver praising steve mnuchin's appearance for 1 minute
Youtube 6RC_Mcgs44Y
 
2020-08-10 6:29:58 PM  
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lol. Now it is not Obamacare.
 
2020-08-10 6:29:46 PM  
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Asking about his EO to do a thing which was done a decade ago.
 
2020-08-10 6:29:19 PM  
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undercurrent: I don't believe in pools, but if you look, ours are going up.

Just. Wow.


Imagine if this guy were competent and/or actually sane.
 
2020-08-10 6:28:44 PM  
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My nurse neighbor thinks we have lost all control of the virus. We are in free fall.
 
2020-08-10 6:28:39 PM  
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I don't believe in pools, but if you look, ours are going up.

Just. Wow.
 
2020-08-10 6:28:35 PM  
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I don't believe polls....but look at my polls!
 
2020-08-10 6:27:44 PM  
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OldRod: 97,000 children tested positive, does that give you any pause?

"No"

FU!


I believe him.
 
2020-08-10 6:27:24 PM  
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saturn badger: Was that the OAN lady? Cleavage says it was.


I'm not seeing cleavage on my feed... LIBERATE CLEAVAGE!
 
2020-08-10 6:27:16 PM  
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Tiny fraction of death. They get better very, very quickly.
 
2020-08-10 6:26:36 PM  
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peter21: Bennie Crabtree: peter21: At what point do the journos just start shouting down the b.s.? Because this game of him rambling, taking a question, rambling some more and smokebombing after the OANN fluffer has grown tiresome.

Ina 2 party system, does that ever make a difference? The only time that has a strong effect in Canada is when

a) there is a minority government

b) the incumbents have been in power for 2 terms and the public is feeling like a change

I'm idealistic, I just want some accountability. :)

We have a norm-breaker up there so let's break some norms. Get antagonistic. Don't let him spew his personal reality day after day uninterrupted or unchallenged.


good point!!
 
2020-08-10 6:26:36 PM  
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Sid Vicious' Corpse: He has no idea how student loans work.  Nothing surprising there, but you'd think that having been president of a University once he would have a least some idea of how they work (eye-roll)


Pshaw. He merely attached his name to it.

Albeit that his name is death
 
2020-08-10 6:26:35 PM  
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And that's not a problem for Trump because there's a small percentage of death
 
2020-08-10 6:25:29 PM  
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Todd300: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/IlB0KFo3​hTU?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]


The "oh" right before he gets pulled, the most hopped up thing imaginable. :P
 
2020-08-10 6:25:07 PM  
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undercurrent: 2 weeks... where have we heard this before?


For All Mankind

"we expect to have Apollo 24 to you in.....2 weeks."
 
2020-08-10 6:25:04 PM  
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Scott is mortified, but now Jennifer is like, "Oh thank god drunk president is moving on to Scott"
 
2020-08-10 6:25:03 PM  
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Sid Vicious' Corpse: Secret Service or Law Enforcement shot a suspect in Lafayette Square Park


Time for dump to go hold a bible
 
2020-08-10 6:24:52 PM  
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He has no idea how student loans work.  Nothing surprising there, but you'd think that having been president of a University once he would have a least some idea of how they work (eye-roll)
 
2020-08-10 6:24:27 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:24:22 PM  
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He actually learned someone's name?  I'm slightly impressed.
 
2020-08-10 6:24:22 PM  
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LOL, 2 weeks
 
2020-08-10 6:23:26 PM  
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Q&A
 
2020-08-10 6:22:33 PM  
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nic_naprawda: My god this is hard to watch.  I have had better conversations with toddlers.  The rambling nonsense, the winging it with "the science".  The dude ain't well


I was just writing the same thing.