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2020-08-10 6:35:27 PM  
They're looking at Gettysburg? That's the same problem as the White House!
 
2020-08-10 6:35:39 PM  
Gettysburg...wow. No farking dog whistle there, eh?

And you can't farking do this from the White House.
 
2020-08-10 6:35:53 PM  
iPhone alarm going off in the background, smoke bomb coming.
 
2020-08-10 6:35:56 PM  
So now, John Roberts is briefing the president...
 
2020-08-10 6:35:57 PM  
He is honestly farked up right now isn't he
 
2020-08-10 6:36:01 PM  
He does know the Confederacy lost at Gettysburg, right?
 
2020-08-10 6:36:12 PM  
Yeah, he watches government expense to make sure it's flowing into the correct offshore account.
 
2020-08-10 6:36:22 PM  

Reverend J: You can't have it at the White House dumbass.


He can.
 
2020-08-10 6:36:25 PM  
He does not know why Gettysburg is historical.
 
2020-08-10 6:36:28 PM  
That was probably the softest softball I have seen lobbed....

"I chose Gettysburg because it is where Lincoln, the second greatest Republican president, gave a wonderful speech that uplifted all Americans.  I, the greatest American President, plan on doing the same thing."

I'm not even a politician.
 
2020-08-10 6:36:29 PM  
Claiming that China wasn't hit by the coronavirus
 
2020-08-10 6:37:02 PM  

No Line For Beer: Bennie Crabtree: G7..? Which of the G8 is he trying to exclude?

Russia got kicked out.  Trump is trying to get them back in.


Hmm.

At Polish Christmas dinner it is traditional to set an empty place at the table, symbolically, representing the family stopping for food while looking for a manger.

I wouldn't be surprised if Trump left a symbolic empty seat at the table for his saviour, Putin.
 
2020-08-10 6:37:03 PM  
We will have an incredible year next year when you are out of office!
 
2020-08-10 6:37:15 PM  
Saying released into the world is the q anon nod that it was planned
 
2020-08-10 6:37:15 PM  
the pores down the center of his face have been very pronounced lately. nose, chin, under eyes, forehead. his neck vulva is getting worse as well. is that a side effect of what ever drugs he is on?
 
2020-08-10 6:37:16 PM  
He has no idea what China is doing.
 
2020-08-10 6:37:25 PM  
If Trump gives his speech at Gettysburg, will he be selling special Trump/Pence 2020 tiki torches there?
 
2020-08-10 6:37:26 PM  
WTO
 
2020-08-10 6:37:33 PM  
Steve Mnuchin looks like a penis face.
 
2020-08-10 6:37:40 PM  
He looks pissed that someone is asking Mnuchin questions
 
2020-08-10 6:37:48 PM  
Will Trump mention the very fine people on both sides if he accepts the nomination at Gettysburg? Does he even know who fought at Gettysburg?
 
2020-08-10 6:37:53 PM  
Munchkin done messed up getting up on stage and stealing the spotlight from the star.
 
2020-08-10 6:38:04 PM  

jayphat: He does know the Confederacy lost at Gettysburg, right?


Dude! Lincoln was a Republican. So is he so it totes fits.
 
2020-08-10 6:38:15 PM  
LIBERATE SMOKEBOMB!
 
2020-08-10 6:38:16 PM  

OldRod: He looks pissed that someone is asking Mnuchin questions


He has to be the corpse at every wedding
 
2020-08-10 6:38:33 PM  
Whoa so even non-Chinese companies will be delisted?
 
2020-08-10 6:38:46 PM  

peter21: Will Trump mention the very fine people on both sides if he accepts the nomination at Gettysburg? Does he even know who fought at Gettysburg?


Estelle Getty?
 
2020-08-10 6:38:48 PM  
rally time
 
2020-08-10 6:39:01 PM  
Everything is after the election uh? Wait ... did he say make a deal with Iran THEN said china will own all in one sentence?
 
2020-08-10 6:39:09 PM  

No Line For Beer: Reverend J: You can't have it at the White House dumbass.

He can.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-de​l​iver-republican-convention-speech-whit​e-house-legal/

The Hatch Act forbids the use of government buildings and employees for campaign activities, with few exceptions. While the president and vice president are exempt, any White House or government employee who helps facilitate campaign activity risks breaking federal law.

Technically he can, but he has to do everything himself, which is never going to happen.
 
2020-08-10 6:39:15 PM  
Other countries will "own" America if Biden wins
 
2020-08-10 6:39:45 PM  
How is North Korea going to own the country, they can't even own bread.
 
2020-08-10 6:39:51 PM  
If we don't have a deal with China...who will make your crappy, red hats?
 
2020-08-10 6:39:56 PM  
Wow, November is going to be busy... a new vaccine, a G7 meeting, a deal with Iran...
 
2020-08-10 6:40:00 PM  

OldRod: peter21: Will Trump mention the very fine people on both sides if he accepts the nomination at Gettysburg? Does he even know who fought at Gettysburg?

Estelle Getty?


Yes, she fought evil Canadian invader Geddy Lee.
 
2020-08-10 6:40:03 PM  
Now claiming that Russia would not be happy if he wins, and bragging about getting protection money from NATO
 
2020-08-10 6:40:16 PM  

King Something: Other countries will "own" America if Biden wins


It's "pwn" like them gamer kids say.
 
2020-08-10 6:40:22 PM  

King Something: Other countries will "own" America if Biden wins


Yes.  The US would own the US again, which is different than Russian ownership of current leadership.
 
2020-08-10 6:40:32 PM  

peter21: Will Trump mention the very fine people on both sides if he accepts the nomination at Gettysburg? Does he even know who fought at Gettysburg?


Praising the soldiers that responding when their state called them to service would be appropriate.  Praising the Confederacy would not be.  There's zero chance that he understands the difference and zero chance he doesn't praise the latter and not the former.
 
2020-08-10 6:40:40 PM  
So Putin has told Trump about a pipeline he wants a better deal with Germany...
 
2020-08-10 6:40:51 PM  

King Something: Remdesivir

/and the slightly-less-generously-endowed Ramdesivir


The asshole lickers at OANN are on Rimdesivir.
 
2020-08-10 6:41:07 PM  
I like how Trump managed to rock both The Dry Look and The Wet Look at the same time.
 
2020-08-10 6:41:18 PM  
Yeah and how much did Americans pay in tariffs on Chinese goods this year so far?
 
2020-08-10 6:41:24 PM  
Trump wanted to give his acceptance speech at Nuremberg but the Germans said "NO!"
 
2020-08-10 6:41:31 PM  

King Something: Other countries will "own" America if Biden wins


This sounds like a retread of the "OMG, Japan is going to own everything!" fear of the 80s.  We've just moved it slightly further west.
 
2020-08-10 6:41:33 PM  
How does he have a coke problem AND a weight problem?
 
2020-08-10 6:41:36 PM  

Reverend J: No Line For Beer: Reverend J: You can't have it at the White House dumbass.

He can.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-del​iver-republican-convention-speech-whit​e-house-legal/

The Hatch Act forbids the use of government buildings and employees for campaign activities, with few exceptions. While the president and vice president are exempt, any White House or government employee who helps facilitate campaign activity risks breaking federal law.

Technically he can, but he has to do everything himself, which is never going to happen.


You're adorable.  There are no consequences to his actions.
 
2020-08-10 6:41:51 PM  

No Line For Beer: peter21: Will Trump mention the very fine people on both sides if he accepts the nomination at Gettysburg? Does he even know who fought at Gettysburg?

Praising the soldiers that responding when their state called them to service would be appropriate.  Praising the Confederacy would not be.  There's zero chance that he understands the difference and zero chance he doesn't praise the latter and not the former.


There will Confederate flags at that speech. It won't reflect well on your international image.
 
2020-08-10 6:41:58 PM  
...and it will all be worth it because you are GONE.
 
2020-08-10 6:42:07 PM  
If Biden wins, stonks will crash
 
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