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Corona Cure
2020-08-10 6:18:06 PM  
I can't even follow what he's trying to say...  He's saying it so farking monotone, nothing is registering.
 
C18H27NO3
2020-08-10 6:18:20 PM  

thehobbes: He's trying to do the per capita thing again...


Yeah, considering we're in 19th place for it. :-/
 
SurelyShirley
2020-08-10 6:18:21 PM  
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NeoCortex42 [TotalFark]
2020-08-10 6:18:23 PM  

EighthDay: I'm not going to watch chaos goblin

Adderall or downers day?


Why not both?
 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2020-08-10 6:18:27 PM  

OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?


Diaper change
 
EighthDay
2020-08-10 6:18:28 PM  

OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?


He crapped his pants
 
AtomPeepers
2020-08-10 6:18:39 PM  
Gee whiz mr. President sure sounds like things are going great. I'm going to sweep the dead from the streets and then go on a shopping spree!
 
We Ate the Necco Wafers
2020-08-10 6:18:41 PM  

fiddlehead: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Did he get around to talking about air travel yet? TSA just released a report saying air travel numbers are improving bigly, and the stocks gained a ton.

I imagine he'd take credit for the TSA publishing its new numbers.


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Uh...


Those are both wins. The first, compared to travel data from April-June. Air travel is returning faster than the market had expected. The second, compared to the TSA typically. Not sure what TSA improved here. I assume they are lying about catching more guns.
 
JMcDub [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-10 6:18:50 PM  
Just get to the questions, jackmunch
 
b0rg9
2020-08-10 6:18:51 PM  
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saturn badger [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-10 6:18:55 PM  

OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?


Shooting across the street. SS plugged someone.
 
No Line For Beer
2020-08-10 6:18:56 PM  

Mad Scientist: Trump says the USPS can't handle the load of mail in ballots. Right now, the USPS handles about 470 million pieces of mail per day. Total votes of Clinton vs Trump was about 128 million. If everyone who votes this year does it by mail on the same day, that's an increase of about 27% of normal load, well below the system's max capacity.  STFU about overwhelming the mail, Donnie.


You might want to speak to your local postal employees.  There's some incredibly shady shiat going on right now!  The Administration is reallocating equipment to severely hamper the capacity of the USPS. It's not a coincidence that he just assigned a new Postmaster General.
 
vrax
2020-08-10 6:18:58 PM  

thehobbes: vrax: Ah, I see I really missed a lot.  I don't see anything on what's going on.  Did they forget to change his diaper before sending him out?

Secret Service shot someone in Lafayette Park.


Just for funsies?
 
Bennie Crabtree
2020-08-10 6:19:02 PM  

EighthDay: I'm not going to watch chaos goblin

Adderall or downers day?


Neither. He started with, and I shiat you not, the most incoherent briefing yet. it was truly farked up.
 
EighthDay
2020-08-10 6:19:05 PM  

NeoCortex42: EighthDay: I'm not going to watch chaos goblin

Adderall or downers day?

Why not both?


It's what I call "riding the snake"
 
Spartapuss
2020-08-10 6:19:08 PM  

OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?


Shots fired a block away. Return fire. Trump says suspect "going to the hospital".
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2020-08-10 6:19:18 PM  
One hundred and EIGHTY EIGHT countries
 
OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-10 6:19:23 PM  
Working round the clock... at the golf course?
 
AtomPeepers
2020-08-10 6:19:26 PM  
Get to the questions and ask him something good. He's clearly off valve
 
peter21
2020-08-10 6:19:29 PM  
At what point do the journos just start shouting down the b.s.? Because this game of him rambling, taking a question, rambling some more and smokebombing after the OANN fluffer has grown tiresome.
 
Bennie Crabtree
2020-08-10 6:19:48 PM  

saturn badger: OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?

Shooting across the street. SS plugged someone.


And this is the non-sarcastic answer.

No justice no peace, no racist police.
 
OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-10 6:19:53 PM  

saturn badger: OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?

Shooting across the street. SS plugged someone.


Spartapuss: OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?

Shots fired a block away. Return fire. Trump says suspect "going to the hospital".


Thanks!
 
SurelyShirley
2020-08-10 6:20:06 PM  
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detonator
2020-08-10 6:20:13 PM  

OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?


He thought he was near a book depository but realized he can't read
 
Rann Xerox [TotalFark]
2020-08-10 6:20:16 PM  
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Reverend J
2020-08-10 6:20:26 PM  
I think he's just constantly hitting autofill on his phone and reading what comes off of it.
 
gaslight [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-10 6:20:32 PM  

JRoo: Every Trump announcement to America=
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OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-10 6:20:45 PM  
"We're very angry about it", he says with a dry monotone voice, devoid of emotion
 
GodsTumor
2020-08-10 6:20:55 PM  
MSNBC cut out!
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2020-08-10 6:21:06 PM  
We must stop politicizing the virus, says President Turns-The-Name-Of-A-Virus-Into-A-Racial-Slur
 
SurelyShirley
2020-08-10 6:21:09 PM  
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Reverend J
2020-08-10 6:21:33 PM  
According to Trump no administration has ever had 3 vaccines pass the FDA during their term.
 
No Line For Beer
2020-08-10 6:21:38 PM  
It sounds like he's reading a statement that he downloaded off the internet that other world leaders gave five months ago.
 
nic_naprawda [TotalFark]
2020-08-10 6:22:01 PM  
My god this is hard to watch.  I have had better conversations with toddlers.  The rambling nonsense, the winging it with "the science".  The dude ain't well
 
Bennie Crabtree
2020-08-10 6:22:08 PM  

peter21: At what point do the journos just start shouting down the b.s.? Because this game of him rambling, taking a question, rambling some more and smokebombing after the OANN fluffer has grown tiresome.


Ina 2 party system, does that ever make a difference? The only time that has a strong effect in Canada is when

a) there is a minority government

b) the incumbents have been in power for 2 terms and the public is feeling like a change
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2020-08-10 6:22:09 PM  
Remdesivir

/and the slightly-less-generously-endowed Ramdesivir
 
SurelyShirley
2020-08-10 6:22:12 PM  
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OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-10 6:22:16 PM  

No Line For Beer: It sounds like he's reading a statement that he downloaded off the internet that other world leaders gave five months ago.


And reading it for the first time
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2020-08-10 6:22:26 PM  
Payroll tax cut
 
Captain_Max_Radius
2020-08-10 6:22:33 PM  

nic_naprawda: My god this is hard to watch.  I have had better conversations with toddlers.  The rambling nonsense, the winging it with "the science".  The dude ain't well


I was just writing the same thing.
 
Corona Cure
2020-08-10 6:22:49 PM  
Til the end of 2020.

Oooooooooooo hip hip hoo ray.
 
OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-10 6:22:49 PM  
"Vote for me, or I'll undo the payroll tax holiday!"

Is that the new "I need you to do me a favor though"?
 
nic_naprawda [TotalFark]
2020-08-10 6:23:01 PM  
Also can someone please explain to me how a capital gains tax cut is going to help kickstart the economy?  I think that was tried once before and failed then also.
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2020-08-10 6:23:26 PM  
Q&A
 
SurelyShirley
2020-08-10 6:23:42 PM  
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saturn badger [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-10 6:23:43 PM  
Two weeks!
 
jayphat
2020-08-10 6:23:54 PM  

peter21: At what point do the journos just start shouting down the b.s.? Because this game of him rambling, taking a question, rambling some more and smokebombing after the OANN fluffer has grown tiresome.


How they don't react like this I have no idea.
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OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-10 6:23:55 PM  

nic_naprawda: Also can someone please explain to me how a capital gains tax cut is going to help kickstart the economy?  I think that was tried once before and failed then also.


The same way a payroll tax cut will help the 40 million people who don't have jobs...
 
undercurrent
2020-08-10 6:24:12 PM  
2 weeks... where have we heard this before?
 
henryhill
2020-08-10 6:24:21 PM  
Very famous people do not need to be pointed out to an audience.
 
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