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2020-08-10 5:55:51 PM  

thehobbes: Shots fired near the White House.


Are you guessing or reporting?
 
2020-08-10 5:55:56 PM  
Oh so my 2021 predictions came early.

Great.
 
2020-08-10 5:55:58 PM  
Leaky diaper?
 
2020-08-10 5:56:15 PM  
Jeff Mason saying that he was led out and the doors to the briefing room were locked - with the press still assembled inside.
 
2020-08-10 5:56:18 PM  

Knight without armor: "Mr. President, your prostitute is here"


"Mr. President, your prostitute who is equipped with an electron microscope and a pair of tweezers to find your crotch 'shroom is here."
 
2020-08-10 5:56:20 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: So... should everyone on Earth should be calling their loved ones and saying goodbye now?


Local issue. Possible shooting in Lafayette Plaza? That or someone tried to breach security. 

Nothing national.
 
2020-08-10 5:56:49 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: thehobbes: Shots fired near the White House.

Are you guessing or reporting?


Reporting- John Roberts of Fox said so.
 
2020-08-10 5:56:50 PM  
Is this like "call my phone in case the date is going poorly" kind of deal?
 
2020-08-10 5:56:52 PM  
Smokebomb! It's all orchestrated and planned my Trumps proxies
 
2020-08-10 5:57:08 PM  
MSNBC - press and WH locked down. Dogs and SS wandering about.
 
2020-08-10 5:57:10 PM  
I wish he grabbed the podium and panicked when the SS came in.. Just like he did that time in the hangar.
 
2020-08-10 5:57:16 PM  

thehobbes: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: thehobbes: Shots fired near the White House.

Are you guessing or reporting?

Reporting- John Roberts of Fox said so.


Thank you.
 
2020-08-10 5:57:28 PM  
Quick...escort Bunker Boy to the bunker.
Don't use the ramp!
 
2020-08-10 5:57:35 PM  
Cool, end his lying early
 
2020-08-10 5:57:36 PM  
Trump whisked away mid press briefing by Secret Service
Youtube IlB0KFo3hTU
 
2020-08-10 5:57:44 PM  

saturn badger: MSNBC - press and WH locked down. Dogs and SS wandering about.


Voting dogs, no less.
 
2020-08-10 5:57:47 PM  
Wonder if some nitwit jumped the fence?
 
2020-08-10 5:57:49 PM  
Back to the bunker!
 
2020-08-10 5:57:52 PM  
Back to the bunker.
 
2020-08-10 5:57:55 PM  
Trump went running for the bunker again?  CNN just said something about a suicide in Lafayette Park.
 
2020-08-10 5:57:56 PM  
CNN reports WH on lockdown, loud noises from Lafayette Park.
 
2020-08-10 5:57:56 PM  

thehobbes: Bennie Crabtree: So... should everyone on Earth should be calling their loved ones and saying goodbye now?

Local issue. Possible shooting in Lafayette Plaza? That or someone tried to breach security. 

Nothing national.


Local issues in that part of the nation tend to become national issues.
 
2020-08-10 5:58:10 PM  

King Something: Trump hasn't finished that quickly since the day before Ivanka's 18th birthday



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2020-08-10 5:58:15 PM  

NeoCortex42: Is this like "call my phone in case the date is going poorly" kind of deal?


exactly what I was thinking. He was about to go seriously off the rails so they had to control the toddler with fake security threats
 
2020-08-10 5:58:20 PM  

thehobbes: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: thehobbes: Shots fired near the White House.

Are you guessing or reporting?

Reporting- John Roberts of Fox said so.


So he trying to be the first to run on the scene and save everyone, right?
 
2020-08-10 5:58:31 PM  
WTF is going on?   That's no bueno
 
2020-08-10 5:58:42 PM  
Aren't there several layers of fence barriers erected in front of the WH right now?
 
2020-08-10 5:58:45 PM  

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2020-08-10 5:59:04 PM  
The OANN fluffer is there today!
 
2020-08-10 5:59:12 PM  
Blah blah blah, my name's Trump, I'm the fattest and the dumbest.  Here's a truckload of lies.  Go fark yourselves.
 
2020-08-10 5:59:29 PM  

theToadMan: NeoCortex42: Is this like "call my phone in case the date is going poorly" kind of deal?

exactly what I was thinking. He was about to go seriously off the rails so they had to control the toddler with fake security threats


The eagle is sundown!  I repeat, the eagle is sundown!
 
2020-08-10 5:59:34 PM  
Secret Service ran him out of the room....what is going on?
 
2020-08-10 5:59:46 PM  
He probably heard a gunshot and rushed into the nearest school to stop the shooter.
 
2020-08-10 5:59:54 PM  
Oh good, he's gonna shambles back in and continue
 
2020-08-10 5:59:58 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Secret Service ran him out of the room....what is going on?


He went off the rails within five minutes
 
2020-08-10 6:00:05 PM  
Staged to make him look like a big tough guy for coming back in?
 
2020-08-10 6:00:11 PM  
I'm reading that the press is locked in that room, SS locked the doors from the exterior.
 
2020-08-10 6:00:19 PM  

AtomPeepers: He's going to gas all the reporters!


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2020-08-10 6:00:23 PM  
C'mon back, Donnie.  OAN is just dying to ask you a question that you absolutely don't know what the question will be.
 
2020-08-10 6:00:37 PM  

peter21: erect


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2020-08-10 6:00:39 PM  
SS heard he was shooting his mouth off and overreacted.
 
2020-08-10 6:00:44 PM  

thehobbes: Shots fired near the White House.


Not near enough, IMO.
 
2020-08-10 6:00:54 PM  
He's back, saying there was a "shooting outside the White House"
 
2020-08-10 6:00:55 PM  
Anyone got a video?
 
2020-08-10 6:01:04 PM  

thehobbes: Bennie Crabtree: So... should everyone on Earth should be calling their loved ones and saying goodbye now?

Local issue. Possible shooting in Lafayette Plaza? That or someone tried to breach security. 

Nothing national.


Okay, I will stop scanning the skies for ICBM vapour trails, and get back to making dinner. Thank you.
 
2020-08-10 6:01:04 PM  

kling_klang_bed: raerae1980: Skeleton Man: I know how these threads go so here's something to liven the mood and remind you of what's really important: titties.

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Now post some hot guys for balance.

Some Rick Moranis for the ladies.

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I appreciate the gesture ;-P
 
2020-08-10 6:01:06 PM  
He's back
 
2020-08-10 6:01:09 PM  

peter21: Aren't there several layers of fence barriers erected in front of the WH right now?


Yup. Just Secret Service being precautionary. Listening to DC Fire scanner now trying to get info.
 
2020-08-10 6:01:11 PM  

Todd300: [YouTube video: Trump whisked away mid press briefing by Secret Service]


The threat is coming from inside the house.

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2020-08-10 6:01:16 PM  
Sorry everyone, just a scheduling mishap. WH had a bunker inspection scheduled for 5:45.
 
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