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2020-08-10 5:52:11 PM  
Ok. What in the fark just happened??
 
2020-08-10 5:52:13 PM  
DAFUQ!
 
2020-08-10 5:52:15 PM  
Stonks
 
2020-08-10 5:52:17 PM  
WTF doesn't he get that they were applications.  And they were caught.  The system works.

Vote like we did in WWII?  You mean.... mail in ballots?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:19 PM  
My god, is he drunk?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:28 PM  

NeoCortex42: He's going to threaten to strip funding from any college that doesn't play football, isn't he?


It would be more effective if he threatened to strip.
 
2020-08-10 5:52:31 PM  
He was just led offstage, wtf?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:32 PM  

fiddlehead: PETS ARE GOING TO VOTE.
How are voting officials going to confirm pet signatures?

/This whole claim is absurd.


It's less of a signature and more of a labra-doodle.
 
2020-08-10 5:52:32 PM  
ooh ooh....they need to readjust his meds
 
2020-08-10 5:52:35 PM  
My outboard liver is connected and ready.

/gonna need it.
 
2020-08-10 5:52:38 PM  
Whar go?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:40 PM  
Hey I just want to say all this discussion from the administration about how to sabotage voting makes me think we are way past "things will be ok in 2021"
 
2020-08-10 5:52:45 PM  
WTF was that?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:46 PM  
Well that was weird
 
2020-08-10 5:52:47 PM  
WHAT THE fark WAS THAT?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:47 PM  
WHAT THE FARK WAS THAT
 
2020-08-10 5:53:00 PM  
Secret Service just pulled him out...

intersting.
 
2020-08-10 5:53:01 PM  
lol security threat?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:07 PM  
Wow what the fark was that
 
2020-08-10 5:53:12 PM  
Oh shiat wtf just happened?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:16 PM  
....eh?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:25 PM  
Who was that that came out to get him?  SS?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:26 PM  
wait what just happened?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:29 PM  
Seriously what did we just see happen???
 
2020-08-10 5:53:30 PM  
Everyone in the admin left and the livestream is over.
WTF?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:36 PM  
He's going to gas all the reporters!
 
2020-08-10 5:53:36 PM  

fiddlehead: PETS ARE GOING TO VOTE.
How are voting officials going to confirm pet signatures?

/This whole claim is absurd.


They don't vote. It is a crowing point. The MAGAts have been doing this for awile so they can yell FRAUD!!! EVEN MY DOG GOT A BALLOT!!!
 
2020-08-10 5:53:37 PM  
Wow, Bunker Boy scurried away.
 
2020-08-10 5:53:38 PM  
WHAT.  THE.  F*CK........ WAS THAT??????
 
2020-08-10 5:53:43 PM  
Paging Billy Squire to the white courtesy phone.  Billy Squire.

(one could hope)
 
2020-08-10 5:53:50 PM  
Bomb threat?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:52 PM  
Security threat outside or something?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:58 PM  

Maud Dib: Wow, Bunker Boy scurried away.


as is tradition
 
2020-08-10 5:53:59 PM  
I want to think they're being cautious.

I'm worried they are thinking false flag.

They didn't really  hustle him out like an imminent threat.
 
2020-08-10 5:54:01 PM  
Whoa. that's odd.
 
2020-08-10 5:54:09 PM  
Krusty: What the hell was that?
Youtube vhe3vSe-mmw
 
2020-08-10 5:54:13 PM  
Daddy Putin must have called, Reek doesn't keep him waiting.....
 
2020-08-10 5:54:26 PM  
Any farkers checking the Twits to see if anyone knows what's going on?
 
2020-08-10 5:54:29 PM  
"Mr. President, your prostitute is here"
 
2020-08-10 5:54:36 PM  

AtomPeepers: He's going to gas all the reporters!


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2020-08-10 5:54:39 PM  
"Mr. President, your hamberders are here."
 
2020-08-10 5:54:42 PM  

Maud Dib: Wow, Bunker Boy scurried away.


The Big Macs must be ready down in the bunker.
 
2020-08-10 5:54:44 PM  
Shots fired near the White House.
 
2020-08-10 5:54:50 PM  
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!
 
2020-08-10 5:55:10 PM  
He crapped himself, again.
 
2020-08-10 5:55:11 PM  
Local news is scratching their heads too. WTF happened to the Orange Menace? They're saying SS had weapons out as they walked by the windows.
 
2020-08-10 5:55:13 PM  
He was rambling. The decided to call it quits and finish while they're behind.
 
2020-08-10 5:55:14 PM  
Curiouser and curiouser...
 
2020-08-10 5:55:25 PM  
Shamble, shamble away as fast as your pudgy legs can shuffle!
 
2020-08-10 5:55:41 PM  
So... should everyone on Earth should be calling their loved ones and saying goodbye now?
 
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