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2020-08-10 5:43:29 PM  

iToad: lincoln65: These are still going? I thought he would have cancelled them again already once the reporter's figure out you can ask two questions.

... and OANN gets to ask one of them.


Newsmax the other.
 
2020-08-10 5:43:58 PM  

NeoCortex42: pueblonative: Gestalt: Let's see if someone from the media asks him what he means by "take care of Iran." Or does anything to hold him to account for his vague statement of intent.

Just ask him the difference between an appropriations law and an EO.

Ask him how a bill becomes a law.


He nominates Bill Barr to be the Attorney General who then determines what the law is.
 
2020-08-10 5:44:37 PM  

saturn badger: iToad: lincoln65: These are still going? I thought he would have cancelled them again already once the reporter's figure out you can ask two questions.

... and OANN gets to ask one of them.

Newsmax the other.


Although sometimes that guy from India when he doesn't want a question that has anything to do with recent events.
 
2020-08-10 5:44:37 PM  

slaur: Second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse.....................


🎶  🎶 "NOOO00000ooo matter how young a prune might be, he's always full of wrinkles." 🎶 🎶
 
2020-08-10 5:44:45 PM  
Is this a Trump presser thread or an NFL Sunday thread?
 
2020-08-10 5:44:47 PM  
"We're doing so great with the COVID-19TM, nobody could believe how great we're doing. I want college football, you want college football, let's college football. Also, I'm directing funds from Wall to go towards chiseling a beautiful taco bowl into the side of Mt. Rushmore. Thank you everybody. Thhhhhhhhhhhank you."
 
2020-08-10 5:45:05 PM  
I have a feeling this one is going to be off the rails. He's pent up and angry and wants to lash out at all the mean, nasty people who don't like him.
 
2020-08-10 5:45:22 PM  

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2021 Prediction Time

1. Constitutional crisis
2. Con-con
3. EMP
4. Sus. Hae.C
5. Canadia-Russia take Control.

Drink
 
2020-08-10 5:45:45 PM  
He's going to threaten to strip funding from any college that doesn't play football, isn't he?
 
2020-08-10 5:46:11 PM  
White House channel has started streaming. TVs are up, so expect slide shows and/or propaganda videos
 
2020-08-10 5:46:57 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Is this a Trump presser thread or an NFL Sunday thread?


Yes.
 
2020-08-10 5:47:04 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Is this a Trump presser thread or an NFL Sunday thread?


We don't usually get far enough for the gredunza in these.  That's how you can tell the difference.
 
2020-08-10 5:47:25 PM  
He's going to EO college football hack onto the gridiron.
 
2020-08-10 5:47:30 PM  
Did he invite his golf buddies peanut gallery for that cheer fix?
 
2020-08-10 5:48:05 PM  
VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.
 
2020-08-10 5:48:18 PM  

NeoCortex42: pueblonative: Gestalt: Let's see if someone from the media asks him what he means by "take care of Iran." Or does anything to hold him to account for his vague statement of intent.

Just ask him the difference between an appropriations law and an EO.

Ask him how a bill becomes a law.


Ask him about PLAH-sma.
 
2020-08-10 5:48:50 PM  

King Something: cameroncrazy1984: Is this a Trump presser thread or an NFL Sunday thread?

Yes.


Now ladies and gentlemen, on your feet.. here's the starting lineup for YOUR WHITE HOUSE PRESSER...


Suns intro 1993
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2020-08-10 5:49:04 PM  
Penis
 
2020-08-10 5:49:04 PM  

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Now post some hot guys for balance.
 
2020-08-10 5:49:13 PM  
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2020-08-10 5:49:18 PM  
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2020-08-10 5:49:23 PM  

King Something: VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.


King Something: VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.


Unmasked...
 
2020-08-10 5:49:27 PM  
Ugh.  I'm really hungover today..not sure if I can handle his voice.
 
2020-08-10 5:49:45 PM  
Starting with mail-in voting
 
2020-08-10 5:49:47 PM  
Oh no, DEAD PEOPLE ARE GOING TO VOTE.
 
2020-08-10 5:49:52 PM  

sigdiamond2000: He's going to announce Oprah Winfrey as Joe Biden's running mate, and there's nothing Joe or Oprah can do about it.


..Oprah wouldn't exactly be my first choice, but he could have chosen someone a whole lot worse..
 
2020-08-10 5:50:01 PM  
Damn, I was hoping for NFL thread.
 
2020-08-10 5:50:08 PM  
He's going to announce the Trump Organization will be in charge of distributing the next round of Covid relief.
 
2020-08-10 5:50:18 PM  
Many dead people? Wow he sounds like he is starting this press conference in mid-thought. Virginia, China, Iran...his audience has no idea what the topic is.
 
2020-08-10 5:50:20 PM  

thehobbes: King Something: VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.

King Something: VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.

Unmasked...


Of course. They're tested regularly, and we all know that those tests are 100% reliable with no chance of false negatives.
 
2020-08-10 5:50:21 PM  
We don't want to have a "rigged"election = I know I'm losing badly and have to stop this
 
2020-08-10 5:50:32 PM  

geoduck42: sigdiamond2000: He's going to announce Oprah Winfrey as Joe Biden's running mate, and there's nothing Joe or Oprah can do about it.

..Oprah wouldn't exactly be my first choice, but he could have chosen someone a whole lot worse..


Whoopi would be fine too.
 
2020-08-10 5:50:41 PM  
Russia, Russia, Russia...... STFU, Donnie!
 
2020-08-10 5:50:47 PM  
This guy is the worst public speaker ever.
 
2020-08-10 5:50:57 PM  
[$getcountry_name] Virus
 
2020-08-10 5:51:00 PM  

Skeleton Man: I know how these threads go so here's something to liven the mood and remind you of what's really important: titties.

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What is the third lady thinking?!?! She's letting all the bugs in!
 
2020-08-10 5:51:02 PM  
I know who my dog's voting for.
 
2020-08-10 5:51:14 PM  

saturn badger: geoduck42: sigdiamond2000: He's going to announce Oprah Winfrey as Joe Biden's running mate, and there's nothing Joe or Oprah can do about it.

..Oprah wouldn't exactly be my first choice, but he could have chosen someone a whole lot worse..

Whoopi would be fine too.


Especially Eddie era Whoopi.
 
2020-08-10 5:51:16 PM  
He's high as f*ck,
 
2020-08-10 5:51:21 PM  
Yay stocks!!
 
2020-08-10 5:51:23 PM  
Voted LIKE A DOG
 
2020-08-10 5:51:30 PM  
I'll just add that as a Phoenician a team which regularly snatches defeat from the jaws of victory prepared me for a life ruled by conservative nut jobs during a post apocalyptic hellscape.
 
2020-08-10 5:51:31 PM  
"The Post Office is not equipped for it...."

Yeah.  You sure made sure of that, you POS!
 
2020-08-10 5:51:38 PM  
STONKS +358
 
2020-08-10 5:51:45 PM  
PETS ARE GOING TO VOTE.
How are voting officials going to confirm pet signatures?

/This whole claim is absurd.
 
2020-08-10 5:51:46 PM  
Trump also doesn't understand that there are plenty of people who don't have stock and don't care about what he's saying when they're stomachs are empty.
 
2020-08-10 5:51:49 PM  

NeoCortex42: thehobbes: King Something: VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.

King Something: VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.

Unmasked...

Of course. They're tested regularly, and we all know that those tests are 100% reliable with no chance of false negatives.


My neighbor who is a nurse was saying there are a lot of false results.
 
2020-08-10 5:52:05 PM  
WTF?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:07 PM  
And now for our market report (pay no attention to the dead people)
 
2020-08-10 5:52:08 PM  
Nasdaq has been up over 14 times
 
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