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2020-08-10 5:19:43 PM  
Drinking game rules are simple: Don't, unless you want to die of alcohol poisoning.
 
2020-08-10 5:21:01 PM  
I wonder if he'll even take questions.
 
2020-08-10 5:22:42 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I wonder if he'll even take questions.


They need to start with the questions he ran away from the other day.
 
2020-08-10 5:23:22 PM  
Livestream starting "soon".
 
2020-08-10 5:29:22 PM  
He's going to tell us he invented tables and Jupiter.  Then *smokebomb* the hell outta there.
 
2020-08-10 5:29:29 PM  
I have not had a drink in quite a while.  This is no time to start.

/crawls back under bed
 
2020-08-10 5:29:43 PM  
He's gonna miss his golf bro's in the audience.
 
2020-08-10 5:29:53 PM  
He's going to announce Oprah Winfrey as Joe Biden's running mate, and there's nothing Joe or Oprah can do about it.
 
2020-08-10 5:30:11 PM  
Happy March 163rd, everyone.

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/ it'll go away in January
// it'll just go away
/// if you vote -- some of you can today
 
2020-08-10 5:30:19 PM  
News conference Political rally.
 
2020-08-10 5:30:24 PM  
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2020-08-10 5:30:26 PM  
He's gonna do this every day now, since he can't have campaign rallies.   SMH.......the media should stop broadcasting these ASAP.
 
2020-08-10 5:30:43 PM  

sigdiamond2000: He's going to announce Oprah Winfrey as Joe Biden's running mate, and there's nothing Joe or Oprah can do about it.


Yeah he'll EO it.
 
2020-08-10 5:31:07 PM  

King Something: Drinking game rules are simple: Don't, unless you want to die of alcohol poisoning.


Damn! I just got back from a Buzzball run. Maybe next time if I survive.

/these things are really good
//chocolate booze for the win
///cracks the first one open
 
2020-08-10 5:31:15 PM  
"I signed a lot of executive orders that require lots of money but have not secured any funding for them. Love me, America. I'd love me."
 
2020-08-10 5:31:33 PM  
Stop watching this crap and they may stop showing it.

/who am I kidding
 
2020-08-10 5:31:38 PM  
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What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it...
 
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2020-08-10 5:33:15 PM  

King Something: Drinking game rules are simple: Don't, unless you want to die of alcohol poisoning.


Drink every time he tells the truth. No worry about alcohol poisoning. Dehydration maybe.
 
2020-08-10 5:33:16 PM  
Second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse.....................
 
2020-08-10 5:33:20 PM  
Let's see if someone from the media asks him what he means by "take care of Iran." Or does anything to hold him to account for his vague statement of intent.
 
2020-08-10 5:33:23 PM  
Each one of these events is worse than the last. He could be doing some good with these, but it's all lies, manipulation and magical thinking.

I never thought I'd say the greatest threat to the country is the President, but here we are.
 
2020-08-10 5:33:48 PM  
I hope for a repeat of the last one. Let every question call him on his most egregious falsehoods and see how long until he runs away.
 
2020-08-10 5:33:57 PM  
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2020-08-10 5:34:01 PM  
All this just because his parents never actually loved him.
 
2020-08-10 5:34:03 PM  
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2020-08-10 5:34:28 PM  

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What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it...


The cool part of those songs is as time goes by the sound more and more ominous.
 
2020-08-10 5:34:43 PM  
I want to see one of these press briefings, where all the reporters pick a bathroom stall in the White House, post a pic of themselves sitting on the can, and Tweetstorm, live, their coverage from there.
 
2020-08-10 5:35:07 PM  
A trump thread you say? 
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2020-08-10 5:35:10 PM  
Someone have a bingo card to share? If you're making one can I suggest adding the following:

- mail-in ballots
- Gyna virus
- Chicago looting
- Florida / Arizona / Texas cases going down

K. THX
 
2020-08-10 5:35:16 PM  
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2020-08-10 5:35:32 PM  
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2020-08-10 5:37:24 PM  
https://www.c-span.org/video/?474673-1​/president-trump-holds-news-conference​&live
 
2020-08-10 5:38:13 PM  

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2020-08-10 5:38:22 PM  
An oddly large amount of this press conference will be Two Scoops whining about college football leagues scrapping the season because of the 'Rona.
 
2020-08-10 5:38:31 PM  

Gestalt: Let's see if someone from the media asks him what he means by "take care of Iran." Or does anything to hold him to account for his vague statement of intent.


He means moving the dossier from the "In" pile on his desk to the "Out" pile of his desk, without reading it.
 
2020-08-10 5:38:42 PM  

undercurrent: Someone have a bingo card to share? If you're making one can I suggest adding the following:

- mail-in ballots
- Gyna virus
- Chicago looting
- Florida / Arizona / Texas cases going down

K. THX


I hope someone asks about Baltimore. Really. No one is talking about it. Like, you keep saying infrastructure is SO important to you but B more has a dozen leaks A DAY and yet they haven't moved much on making changes.
 
2020-08-10 5:39:19 PM  
Ask him about Choice until he answers it.
 
2020-08-10 5:39:54 PM  

theteacher: undercurrent: Someone have a bingo card to share? If you're making one can I suggest adding the following:

- mail-in ballots
- Gyna virus
- Chicago looting
- Florida / Arizona / Texas cases going down

K. THX

I hope someone asks about Baltimore. Really. No one is talking about it. Like, you keep saying infrastructure is SO important to you but B more has a dozen leaks A DAY and yet they haven't moved much on making changes.


And were they Kushner properties?
 
2020-08-10 5:40:03 PM  

undercurrent: Someone have a bingo card to share? If you're making one can I suggest adding the following:

- mail-in ballots
- Gyna virus
- Chicago looting
- Florida / Arizona / Texas cases going down


- Infrastructure week
 
2020-08-10 5:40:44 PM  
How about a follow up on his ignoring the question about falsely claiming (over 150 times!) to have passed the Veterans Choice Act?
 
2020-08-10 5:40:46 PM  

b0rg9: He's gonna miss his golf bro's in the audience.


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2020-08-10 5:40:47 PM  
In contrast to that interview with that Aussie, I'm looking forward to this event swirling down the drain in the traditional direction.
 
2020-08-10 5:41:00 PM  
These are still going? I thought he would have cancelled them again already once the reporter's figure out you can ask two questions.
 
2020-08-10 5:41:17 PM  

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2020-08-10 5:41:32 PM  

Gestalt: Let's see if someone from the media asks him what he means by "take care of Iran." Or does anything to hold him to account for his vague statement of intent.


Just ask him the difference between an appropriations law and an EO.
 
2020-08-10 5:41:44 PM  
Circus Music
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2020-08-10 5:42:14 PM  

lincoln65: These are still going? I thought he would have cancelled them again already once the reporter's figure out you can ask two questions.


... and OANN gets to ask one of them.
 
2020-08-10 5:42:33 PM  

pueblonative: Gestalt: Let's see if someone from the media asks him what he means by "take care of Iran." Or does anything to hold him to account for his vague statement of intent.

Just ask him the difference between an appropriations law and an EO.


Ask him how a bill becomes a law.
 
2020-08-10 5:42:35 PM  

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would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2020-08-10 5:43:11 PM  

saturn badger: King Something: Drinking game rules are simple: Don't, unless you want to die of alcohol poisoning.

Damn! I just got back from a Buzzball run. Maybe next time if I survive.

/these things are really good
//chocolate booze for the win
///cracks the first one open



*Googles*

Where the hell were these things when I was in high school?  Damn!
 
2020-08-10 5:43:29 PM  

iToad: lincoln65: These are still going? I thought he would have cancelled them again already once the reporter's figure out you can ask two questions.

... and OANN gets to ask one of them.


Newsmax the other.
 
2020-08-10 5:43:58 PM  

NeoCortex42: pueblonative: Gestalt: Let's see if someone from the media asks him what he means by "take care of Iran." Or does anything to hold him to account for his vague statement of intent.

Just ask him the difference between an appropriations law and an EO.

Ask him how a bill becomes a law.


He nominates Bill Barr to be the Attorney General who then determines what the law is.
 
2020-08-10 5:44:37 PM  

saturn badger: iToad: lincoln65: These are still going? I thought he would have cancelled them again already once the reporter's figure out you can ask two questions.

... and OANN gets to ask one of them.

Newsmax the other.


Although sometimes that guy from India when he doesn't want a question that has anything to do with recent events.
 
2020-08-10 5:44:37 PM  

slaur: Second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse.....................


🎶  🎶 "NOOO00000ooo matter how young a prune might be, he's always full of wrinkles." 🎶 🎶
 
2020-08-10 5:44:45 PM  
Is this a Trump presser thread or an NFL Sunday thread?
 
2020-08-10 5:44:47 PM  
"We're doing so great with the COVID-19TM, nobody could believe how great we're doing. I want college football, you want college football, let's college football. Also, I'm directing funds from Wall to go towards chiseling a beautiful taco bowl into the side of Mt. Rushmore. Thank you everybody. Thhhhhhhhhhhank you."
 
2020-08-10 5:45:05 PM  
I have a feeling this one is going to be off the rails. He's pent up and angry and wants to lash out at all the mean, nasty people who don't like him.
 
2020-08-10 5:45:22 PM  

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2021 Prediction Time

1. Constitutional crisis
2. Con-con
3. EMP
4. Sus. Hae.C
5. Canadia-Russia take Control.

Drink
 
2020-08-10 5:45:45 PM  
He's going to threaten to strip funding from any college that doesn't play football, isn't he?
 
2020-08-10 5:46:11 PM  
White House channel has started streaming. TVs are up, so expect slide shows and/or propaganda videos
 
2020-08-10 5:46:57 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Is this a Trump presser thread or an NFL Sunday thread?


Yes.
 
2020-08-10 5:47:04 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Is this a Trump presser thread or an NFL Sunday thread?


We don't usually get far enough for the gredunza in these.  That's how you can tell the difference.
 
2020-08-10 5:47:25 PM  
He's going to EO college football hack onto the gridiron.
 
2020-08-10 5:47:30 PM  
Did he invite his golf buddies peanut gallery for that cheer fix?
 
2020-08-10 5:48:05 PM  
VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.
 
2020-08-10 5:48:18 PM  

NeoCortex42: pueblonative: Gestalt: Let's see if someone from the media asks him what he means by "take care of Iran." Or does anything to hold him to account for his vague statement of intent.

Just ask him the difference between an appropriations law and an EO.

Ask him how a bill becomes a law.


Ask him about PLAH-sma.
 
2020-08-10 5:48:50 PM  

King Something: cameroncrazy1984: Is this a Trump presser thread or an NFL Sunday thread?

Yes.


Now ladies and gentlemen, on your feet.. here's the starting lineup for YOUR WHITE HOUSE PRESSER...


Suns intro 1993
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2020-08-10 5:49:04 PM  
Penis
 
2020-08-10 5:49:04 PM  

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Now post some hot guys for balance.
 
2020-08-10 5:49:13 PM  
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2020-08-10 5:49:18 PM  
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2020-08-10 5:49:23 PM  

King Something: VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.


King Something: VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.


Unmasked...
 
2020-08-10 5:49:27 PM  
Ugh.  I'm really hungover today..not sure if I can handle his voice.
 
2020-08-10 5:49:45 PM  
Starting with mail-in voting
 
2020-08-10 5:49:47 PM  
Oh no, DEAD PEOPLE ARE GOING TO VOTE.
 
2020-08-10 5:49:52 PM  

sigdiamond2000: He's going to announce Oprah Winfrey as Joe Biden's running mate, and there's nothing Joe or Oprah can do about it.


..Oprah wouldn't exactly be my first choice, but he could have chosen someone a whole lot worse..
 
2020-08-10 5:50:01 PM  
Damn, I was hoping for NFL thread.
 
2020-08-10 5:50:08 PM  
He's going to announce the Trump Organization will be in charge of distributing the next round of Covid relief.
 
2020-08-10 5:50:18 PM  
Many dead people? Wow he sounds like he is starting this press conference in mid-thought. Virginia, China, Iran...his audience has no idea what the topic is.
 
2020-08-10 5:50:20 PM  

thehobbes: King Something: VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.

King Something: VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.

Unmasked...


Of course. They're tested regularly, and we all know that those tests are 100% reliable with no chance of false negatives.
 
2020-08-10 5:50:21 PM  
We don't want to have a "rigged"election = I know I'm losing badly and have to stop this
 
2020-08-10 5:50:32 PM  

geoduck42: sigdiamond2000: He's going to announce Oprah Winfrey as Joe Biden's running mate, and there's nothing Joe or Oprah can do about it.

..Oprah wouldn't exactly be my first choice, but he could have chosen someone a whole lot worse..


Whoopi would be fine too.
 
2020-08-10 5:50:41 PM  
Russia, Russia, Russia...... STFU, Donnie!
 
2020-08-10 5:50:47 PM  
This guy is the worst public speaker ever.
 
2020-08-10 5:50:57 PM  
[$getcountry_name] Virus
 
2020-08-10 5:51:00 PM  

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What is the third lady thinking?!?! She's letting all the bugs in!
 
2020-08-10 5:51:02 PM  
I know who my dog's voting for.
 
2020-08-10 5:51:14 PM  

saturn badger: geoduck42: sigdiamond2000: He's going to announce Oprah Winfrey as Joe Biden's running mate, and there's nothing Joe or Oprah can do about it.

..Oprah wouldn't exactly be my first choice, but he could have chosen someone a whole lot worse..

Whoopi would be fine too.


Especially Eddie era Whoopi.
 
2020-08-10 5:51:16 PM  
He's high as f*ck,
 
2020-08-10 5:51:21 PM  
Yay stocks!!
 
2020-08-10 5:51:23 PM  
Voted LIKE A DOG
 
2020-08-10 5:51:30 PM  
I'll just add that as a Phoenician a team which regularly snatches defeat from the jaws of victory prepared me for a life ruled by conservative nut jobs during a post apocalyptic hellscape.
 
2020-08-10 5:51:31 PM  
"The Post Office is not equipped for it...."

Yeah.  You sure made sure of that, you POS!
 
2020-08-10 5:51:38 PM  
STONKS +358
 
2020-08-10 5:51:45 PM  
PETS ARE GOING TO VOTE.
How are voting officials going to confirm pet signatures?

/This whole claim is absurd.
 
2020-08-10 5:51:46 PM  
Trump also doesn't understand that there are plenty of people who don't have stock and don't care about what he's saying when they're stomachs are empty.
 
2020-08-10 5:51:49 PM  

NeoCortex42: thehobbes: King Something: VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.

King Something: VIPs are seated in the jump seats. I think Munchkin was one of them.

Unmasked...

Of course. They're tested regularly, and we all know that those tests are 100% reliable with no chance of false negatives.


My neighbor who is a nurse was saying there are a lot of false results.
 
2020-08-10 5:52:05 PM  
WTF?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:07 PM  
And now for our market report (pay no attention to the dead people)
 
2020-08-10 5:52:08 PM  
Nasdaq has been up over 14 times
 
2020-08-10 5:52:11 PM  
Ok. What in the fark just happened??
 
2020-08-10 5:52:13 PM  
DAFUQ!
 
2020-08-10 5:52:15 PM  
Stonks
 
2020-08-10 5:52:17 PM  
WTF doesn't he get that they were applications.  And they were caught.  The system works.

Vote like we did in WWII?  You mean.... mail in ballots?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:19 PM  
My god, is he drunk?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:28 PM  

NeoCortex42: He's going to threaten to strip funding from any college that doesn't play football, isn't he?


It would be more effective if he threatened to strip.
 
2020-08-10 5:52:31 PM  
He was just led offstage, wtf?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:32 PM  

fiddlehead: PETS ARE GOING TO VOTE.
How are voting officials going to confirm pet signatures?

/This whole claim is absurd.


It's less of a signature and more of a labra-doodle.
 
2020-08-10 5:52:32 PM  
ooh ooh....they need to readjust his meds
 
2020-08-10 5:52:35 PM  
My outboard liver is connected and ready.

/gonna need it.
 
2020-08-10 5:52:38 PM  
Whar go?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:40 PM  
Hey I just want to say all this discussion from the administration about how to sabotage voting makes me think we are way past "things will be ok in 2021"
 
2020-08-10 5:52:45 PM  
WTF was that?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:46 PM  
Well that was weird
 
2020-08-10 5:52:47 PM  
WHAT THE fark WAS THAT?
 
2020-08-10 5:52:47 PM  
WHAT THE FARK WAS THAT
 
2020-08-10 5:53:00 PM  
Secret Service just pulled him out...

intersting.
 
2020-08-10 5:53:01 PM  
lol security threat?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:07 PM  
Wow what the fark was that
 
2020-08-10 5:53:12 PM  
Oh shiat wtf just happened?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:16 PM  
....eh?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:25 PM  
Who was that that came out to get him?  SS?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:26 PM  
wait what just happened?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:29 PM  
Seriously what did we just see happen???
 
2020-08-10 5:53:30 PM  
Everyone in the admin left and the livestream is over.
WTF?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:36 PM  
He's going to gas all the reporters!
 
2020-08-10 5:53:36 PM  

fiddlehead: PETS ARE GOING TO VOTE.
How are voting officials going to confirm pet signatures?

/This whole claim is absurd.


They don't vote. It is a crowing point. The MAGAts have been doing this for awile so they can yell FRAUD!!! EVEN MY DOG GOT A BALLOT!!!
 
2020-08-10 5:53:37 PM  
Wow, Bunker Boy scurried away.
 
2020-08-10 5:53:38 PM  
WHAT.  THE.  F*CK........ WAS THAT??????
 
2020-08-10 5:53:43 PM  
Paging Billy Squire to the white courtesy phone.  Billy Squire.

(one could hope)
 
2020-08-10 5:53:50 PM  
Bomb threat?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:52 PM  
Security threat outside or something?
 
2020-08-10 5:53:58 PM  

Maud Dib: Wow, Bunker Boy scurried away.


as is tradition
 
2020-08-10 5:53:59 PM  
I want to think they're being cautious.

I'm worried they are thinking false flag.

They didn't really  hustle him out like an imminent threat.
 
2020-08-10 5:54:01 PM  
Whoa. that's odd.
 
2020-08-10 5:54:09 PM  
Krusty: What the hell was that?
Youtube vhe3vSe-mmw
 
2020-08-10 5:54:13 PM  
Daddy Putin must have called, Reek doesn't keep him waiting.....
 
2020-08-10 5:54:26 PM  
Any farkers checking the Twits to see if anyone knows what's going on?
 
2020-08-10 5:54:29 PM  
"Mr. President, your prostitute is here"
 
2020-08-10 5:54:36 PM  

AtomPeepers: He's going to gas all the reporters!


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2020-08-10 5:54:39 PM  
"Mr. President, your hamberders are here."
 
2020-08-10 5:54:42 PM  

Maud Dib: Wow, Bunker Boy scurried away.


The Big Macs must be ready down in the bunker.
 
2020-08-10 5:54:44 PM  
Shots fired near the White House.
 
2020-08-10 5:54:50 PM  
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!
 
2020-08-10 5:55:10 PM  
He crapped himself, again.
 
2020-08-10 5:55:11 PM  
Local news is scratching their heads too. WTF happened to the Orange Menace? They're saying SS had weapons out as they walked by the windows.
 
2020-08-10 5:55:13 PM  
He was rambling. The decided to call it quits and finish while they're behind.
 
2020-08-10 5:55:14 PM  
Curiouser and curiouser...
 
2020-08-10 5:55:25 PM  
Shamble, shamble away as fast as your pudgy legs can shuffle!
 
2020-08-10 5:55:41 PM  
So... should everyone on Earth should be calling their loved ones and saying goodbye now?
 
2020-08-10 5:55:51 PM  

thehobbes: Shots fired near the White House.


Are you guessing or reporting?
 
2020-08-10 5:55:56 PM  
Oh so my 2021 predictions came early.

Great.
 
2020-08-10 5:55:58 PM  
Leaky diaper?
 
2020-08-10 5:56:15 PM  
Jeff Mason saying that he was led out and the doors to the briefing room were locked - with the press still assembled inside.
 
2020-08-10 5:56:18 PM  

Knight without armor: "Mr. President, your prostitute is here"


"Mr. President, your prostitute who is equipped with an electron microscope and a pair of tweezers to find your crotch 'shroom is here."
 
2020-08-10 5:56:20 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: So... should everyone on Earth should be calling their loved ones and saying goodbye now?


Local issue. Possible shooting in Lafayette Plaza? That or someone tried to breach security. 

Nothing national.
 
2020-08-10 5:56:49 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: thehobbes: Shots fired near the White House.

Are you guessing or reporting?


Reporting- John Roberts of Fox said so.
 
2020-08-10 5:56:50 PM  
Is this like "call my phone in case the date is going poorly" kind of deal?
 
2020-08-10 5:56:52 PM  
Smokebomb! It's all orchestrated and planned my Trumps proxies
 
2020-08-10 5:57:08 PM  
MSNBC - press and WH locked down. Dogs and SS wandering about.
 
2020-08-10 5:57:10 PM  
I wish he grabbed the podium and panicked when the SS came in.. Just like he did that time in the hangar.
 
2020-08-10 5:57:16 PM  

thehobbes: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: thehobbes: Shots fired near the White House.

Are you guessing or reporting?

Reporting- John Roberts of Fox said so.


Thank you.
 
2020-08-10 5:57:28 PM  
Quick...escort Bunker Boy to the bunker.
Don't use the ramp!
 
2020-08-10 5:57:35 PM  
Cool, end his lying early
 
2020-08-10 5:57:36 PM  
Trump whisked away mid press briefing by Secret Service
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2020-08-10 5:57:44 PM  

saturn badger: MSNBC - press and WH locked down. Dogs and SS wandering about.


Voting dogs, no less.
 
2020-08-10 5:57:47 PM  
Wonder if some nitwit jumped the fence?
 
2020-08-10 5:57:49 PM  
Back to the bunker!
 
2020-08-10 5:57:52 PM  
Back to the bunker.
 
2020-08-10 5:57:55 PM  
Trump went running for the bunker again?  CNN just said something about a suicide in Lafayette Park.
 
2020-08-10 5:57:56 PM  
CNN reports WH on lockdown, loud noises from Lafayette Park.
 
2020-08-10 5:57:56 PM  

thehobbes: Bennie Crabtree: So... should everyone on Earth should be calling their loved ones and saying goodbye now?

Local issue. Possible shooting in Lafayette Plaza? That or someone tried to breach security. 

Nothing national.


Local issues in that part of the nation tend to become national issues.
 
2020-08-10 5:58:10 PM  

King Something: Trump hasn't finished that quickly since the day before Ivanka's 18th birthday



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2020-08-10 5:58:15 PM  

NeoCortex42: Is this like "call my phone in case the date is going poorly" kind of deal?


exactly what I was thinking. He was about to go seriously off the rails so they had to control the toddler with fake security threats
 
2020-08-10 5:58:20 PM  

thehobbes: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: thehobbes: Shots fired near the White House.

Are you guessing or reporting?

Reporting- John Roberts of Fox said so.


So he trying to be the first to run on the scene and save everyone, right?
 
2020-08-10 5:58:31 PM  
WTF is going on?   That's no bueno
 
2020-08-10 5:58:42 PM  
Aren't there several layers of fence barriers erected in front of the WH right now?
 
2020-08-10 5:58:45 PM  

raerae1980: Skeleton Man: I know how these threads go so here's something to liven the mood and remind you of what's really important: titties.

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2020-08-10 5:59:04 PM  
The OANN fluffer is there today!
 
2020-08-10 5:59:12 PM  
Blah blah blah, my name's Trump, I'm the fattest and the dumbest.  Here's a truckload of lies.  Go fark yourselves.
 
2020-08-10 5:59:29 PM  

theToadMan: NeoCortex42: Is this like "call my phone in case the date is going poorly" kind of deal?

exactly what I was thinking. He was about to go seriously off the rails so they had to control the toddler with fake security threats


The eagle is sundown!  I repeat, the eagle is sundown!
 
2020-08-10 5:59:34 PM  
Secret Service ran him out of the room....what is going on?
 
2020-08-10 5:59:46 PM  
He probably heard a gunshot and rushed into the nearest school to stop the shooter.
 
2020-08-10 5:59:54 PM  
Oh good, he's gonna shambles back in and continue
 
2020-08-10 5:59:58 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Secret Service ran him out of the room....what is going on?


He went off the rails within five minutes
 
2020-08-10 6:00:05 PM  
Staged to make him look like a big tough guy for coming back in?
 
2020-08-10 6:00:11 PM  
I'm reading that the press is locked in that room, SS locked the doors from the exterior.
 
2020-08-10 6:00:19 PM  

AtomPeepers: He's going to gas all the reporters!


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2020-08-10 6:00:23 PM  
C'mon back, Donnie.  OAN is just dying to ask you a question that you absolutely don't know what the question will be.
 
2020-08-10 6:00:37 PM  

peter21: erect


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2020-08-10 6:00:39 PM  
SS heard he was shooting his mouth off and overreacted.
 
2020-08-10 6:00:44 PM  

thehobbes: Shots fired near the White House.


Not near enough, IMO.
 
2020-08-10 6:00:54 PM  
He's back, saying there was a "shooting outside the White House"
 
2020-08-10 6:00:55 PM  
Anyone got a video?
 
2020-08-10 6:01:04 PM  

thehobbes: Bennie Crabtree: So... should everyone on Earth should be calling their loved ones and saying goodbye now?

Local issue. Possible shooting in Lafayette Plaza? That or someone tried to breach security. 

Nothing national.


Okay, I will stop scanning the skies for ICBM vapour trails, and get back to making dinner. Thank you.
 
2020-08-10 6:01:04 PM  

kling_klang_bed: raerae1980: Skeleton Man: I know how these threads go so here's something to liven the mood and remind you of what's really important: titties.

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I appreciate the gesture ;-P
 
2020-08-10 6:01:06 PM  
He's back
 
2020-08-10 6:01:09 PM  

peter21: Aren't there several layers of fence barriers erected in front of the WH right now?


Yup. Just Secret Service being precautionary. Listening to DC Fire scanner now trying to get info.
 
2020-08-10 6:01:11 PM  

Todd300: [YouTube video: Trump whisked away mid press briefing by Secret Service]


The threat is coming from inside the house.

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2020-08-10 6:01:16 PM  
Sorry everyone, just a scheduling mishap. WH had a bunker inspection scheduled for 5:45.
 
2020-08-10 6:01:16 PM  
Any political credibility he had was about to die across the board, that was already starting to be the most disastrous one yet. The va thing wasn't official ballots or even official applications.
 
2020-08-10 6:01:17 PM  

Todd300: [YouTube video: Trump whisked away mid press briefing by Secret Service]


Wow thank you for posting that. He just kind of ambles off, like, oh I was gonna talk to these guys and now you're taking me over here and maybe later we could president some things if I feel up for it
 
2020-08-10 6:01:22 PM  
I heard the word "Outside" just before he was taken away.  

Also, I don't know which old person needs to hear this but:

APPLICATIONS ARE NOT BALLOTS!!!!
 
2020-08-10 6:01:25 PM  
What did they have him hide in his bunker again?
 
2020-08-10 6:01:32 PM  

theToadMan: NeoCortex42: Is this like "call my phone in case the date is going poorly" kind of deal?

exactly what I was thinking. He was about to go seriously off the rails so they had to control the toddler with fake security threats


yeah where's the audio, it seems missing even on Twitter
 
2020-08-10 6:01:34 PM  
Called it. Fence jumper.
 
2020-08-10 6:01:35 PM  
 
2020-08-10 6:01:40 PM  
He's back in the room.
 
2020-08-10 6:01:46 PM  
Ugh, he's back. Time to turn the channel.
 
2020-08-10 6:01:47 PM  
"Sir, you new golf balls have arrived."
 
2020-08-10 6:02:03 PM  
He is super slow today..like tired, bored slow talking.
 
2020-08-10 6:02:15 PM  

Jgok: He's back, saying there was a "shooting outside the White House"


Link to livefeed?
 
2020-08-10 6:02:19 PM  
WHAT THE fark WAS THAT
 
2020-08-10 6:02:29 PM  

Corona Cure: He is super slow today..like tired, bored slow talking.


He's been that way since his latest TIA.
 
2020-08-10 6:02:51 PM  
Suspect shot, going to hospital.
 
2020-08-10 6:02:55 PM  

No Line For Beer: I heard the word "Outside" just before he was taken away.  

Also, I don't know which old person needs to hear this but:

APPLICATIONS ARE NOT BALLOTS!!!!


According to CNN, the SS agent said "Sir, we need to come outside".
 
2020-08-10 6:02:56 PM  

Captain_Max_Radius: He's back


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2020-08-10 6:03:02 PM  
Shooting at 1608, so within a block or so. Officer dropped someone.
 
2020-08-10 6:03:04 PM  
He's back. So brave! This is his Teddy Roosevelt moment!

/I wouldn't be surprised in the least bit if this were staged.
 
2020-08-10 6:03:09 PM  
White House staff have insisted on toilet training.
 
2020-08-10 6:03:12 PM  
 
2020-08-10 6:03:13 PM  
Thats the only "sir" story I believe
 
2020-08-10 6:03:16 PM  
 
2020-08-10 6:03:27 PM  
Secret Service or Law Enforcement shot a suspect in Lafayette Square Park
 
2020-08-10 6:03:41 PM  
Stopped by "VERY POWERFUL" fencing.
 
2020-08-10 6:03:48 PM  
Secret Service shot someone, someone going to the hospital.

/"You idiot! That was one of Barr's people!"
 
2020-08-10 6:04:12 PM  
Very powerful fencing
 
2020-08-10 6:04:12 PM  
More dangerous since you took office!!!
 
2020-08-10 6:04:13 PM  

No Line For Beer: I heard the word "Outside" just before he was taken away.  

Also, I don't know which old person needs to hear this but:

APPLICATIONS ARE NOT BALLOTS!!!!


If they wouldn't friggin run their cameras when the guy walks in...we'd be able to hear what is said.
 
2020-08-10 6:04:13 PM  
Every Trump announcement to America=
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2020-08-10 6:04:14 PM  
"Throughout the centuries the world has been a dangerous place".

ROFL!!!!
 
2020-08-10 6:04:19 PM  
Someone should probably give him a hook before he says somet.... oh nevermind.
 
2020-08-10 6:04:21 PM  
I'd like to know who shot the "suspect" and why
 
2020-08-10 6:04:24 PM  

Captain_Max_Radius: He's back


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2020-08-10 6:04:25 PM  
Lol. "World is a dangerous place"

he's the most protected person on the planet.
 
2020-08-10 6:04:27 PM  
WTF is happening? I just turned it on and he walked off.
 
2020-08-10 6:04:32 PM  
He looks like he's going to fall asleep any minute.
 
2020-08-10 6:04:42 PM  
I don't believe him.  I think this was all staged.
 
2020-08-10 6:04:45 PM  
SHOTS FIRED!!
 
2020-08-10 6:04:56 PM  
They shot Ladder!  It was a coup attempt!
 
2020-08-10 6:04:57 PM  
The Wall ....errr...fence around the White House..
 
2020-08-10 6:05:09 PM  

tudorgurl: WTF is happening? I just turned it on and he walked off.


You have that effect on women :)
 
2020-08-10 6:05:13 PM  
God dammit. The press is going to let him be "the brave" president Trump.
 
2020-08-10 6:05:17 PM  

fiddlehead: Stopped by "VERY POWERFUL" fencing.


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2020-08-10 6:05:19 PM  

peter21: Sorry everyone, just a scheduling mishap. WH had a bunker inspection scheduled for 5:45.


Is that what they're calling his diaper change?
 
2020-08-10 6:05:21 PM  
The phone call Dangerous man is INSIDE the White House.
 
2020-08-10 6:05:23 PM  
Jesus the one time I decide to take a break from this nonsense something goes full potato.
 
2020-08-10 6:05:25 PM  
the Youtube link still says "livestream  ended."

:(
 
2020-08-10 6:05:29 PM  

Bantammenace: CNN reports WH on lockdown, loud noises from Lafayette Park.


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2020-08-10 6:05:32 PM  
He's a brave little orange.
 
2020-08-10 6:05:38 PM  
Presidential Threat doctrine seems pretty lackadaisical. You'd think they'd at least use some kind of code word depending on the type of threat.

Or, just, hey come with me works too I guess
 
2020-08-10 6:05:41 PM  
Hahaha, Trump is being bombarded with shooter questions, he looks peeved that he can't talk about his topics.
 
2020-08-10 6:05:43 PM  
Back to our market report.
 
2020-08-10 6:05:53 PM  
Back to STONKS.
 
2020-08-10 6:05:53 PM  

Nick Nostril: Called it. Fence jumper.


Fence perimeter is out to the Beltway.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:04 PM  

thehobbes: Lol. "World is a dangerous place"

he's the most protected person on the planet.


By tonight, he'll claim the shooter was coming for him but his super awesome mind detected it minutes before the shooter could do it.

This has nothing to do with him passing out in his chair with a half-eaten Big Mac watching Minority Report last night.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:07 PM  

lincoln65: Presidential Threat doctrine seems pretty lackadaisical. You'd think they'd at least use some kind of code word depending on the type of threat.

Or, just, hey come with me works too I guess


It works with him because he can't remember the code words.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:08 PM  

undercurrent: Jesus the one time I decide to take a break from this nonsense something goes full potato.


Meh. Secret Service shot someone in Lafayette Park.

Look at Trump using this as an excuse to fence it off.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:12 PM  
 
2020-08-10 6:06:20 PM  
"china virus." DRINK!
 
2020-08-10 6:06:23 PM  
I have a meeting, you kids keep it real
 
2020-08-10 6:06:26 PM  

thehobbes: Shooting at 1608, so within a block or so. Officer dropped someone.


So Trump is so far off his meds today, that the SS went to Distraction DefCon 5.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:29 PM  
Not a fence jumper.

And there we go, the "COVID-euphemism" virus.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:31 PM  

Jgok: No Line For Beer: I heard the word "Outside" just before he was taken away.  

Also, I don't know which old person needs to hear this but:

APPLICATIONS ARE NOT BALLOTS!!!!

According to CNN, the SS agent said "Sir, we need to come outside".


You go to a place Special Agent Dumbass.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:41 PM  
None of this is true.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:47 PM  
He's so unintereted in reading today.  His mind is clearly somewhere else..more than usual.

Used car sales are at a record level though, so there's that.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:54 PM  
Hot mike... Huh. He remembered what we were talking about.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:59 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Nick Nostril: Called it. Fence jumper.

Fence perimeter is out to the Beltway.


Indeed!
 
2020-08-10 6:07:07 PM  

fiddlehead: Hahaha, Trump is being bombarded with shooter questions, he looks peeved that he can't talk about his topics.


Which is kind of dumb, like hey guys you saw where he was when it happened, do you really think they briefed him on the details since five minutes ago?

Media chasing soccer ball
 
2020-08-10 6:07:13 PM  
Want to bet they'll claim the suspect was anti fa?
 
2020-08-10 6:07:18 PM  
nothing is showing on CSpan or the Youtube link. Anyone gotta little help for us poors over here?
 
2020-08-10 6:07:20 PM  

monsatano: Todd300: [YouTube video: Trump whisked away mid press briefing by Secret Service]

The threat is coming from inside the house.

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Damn it.
 
2020-08-10 6:07:24 PM  

scottydoesntknow: thehobbes: Lol. "World is a dangerous place"

he's the most protected person on the planet.

By tonight, he'll claim the shooter was coming for him but his super awesome mind detected it minutes before the shooter could do it.

This has nothing to do with him passing out in his chair with a half-eaten Big Mac watching Minority Report last night.


I'm waiting for the QAnon posts where Trump ran out to punch the intruder in the face. Crying eagle, waving flag, etc.
 
2020-08-10 6:07:37 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Jgok: He's back, saying there was a "shooting outside the White House"

Link to livefeed?


No link, I'm watching CNN at work.
 
2020-08-10 6:07:46 PM  
CNN has it
 
2020-08-10 6:07:55 PM  
 
2020-08-10 6:08:01 PM  

theteacher: No Line For Beer: I heard the word "Outside" just before he was taken away.  

Also, I don't know which old person needs to hear this but:

APPLICATIONS ARE NOT BALLOTS!!!!

If they wouldn't friggin run their cameras when the guy walks in...we'd be able to hear what is said.


That's the headline photo, not him reading from his notes.
 
2020-08-10 6:08:25 PM  
Joe Biden's America, everyone.
 
2020-08-10 6:08:26 PM  

WMCB: https://youtu.be/4z7An4eb7xE


thank you!

HAHA the third quarter numbers will be announced jut before Nov 3rd and it will be great. Like the already know what the number will be.
 
2020-08-10 6:08:27 PM  
Ok back on track...

What about contractions? OMG IS TRUMP PREGGERS?!?!
 
2020-08-10 6:08:27 PM  
Did he get around to talking about air travel yet? TSA just released a report saying air travel numbers are improving bigly, and the stocks gained a ton.

I imagine he'd take credit for the TSA publishing its new numbers.
 
2020-08-10 6:08:40 PM  

fiddlehead: I'm reading that the press is locked in that room, SS locked the doors from the exterior.


... setting them up for the kill?
 
2020-08-10 6:09:00 PM  
Used car sales are a red flag, not something to gloat about.  It means Ford and GM are about to release bad news.
 
2020-08-10 6:09:02 PM  

nyclon: Want to bet they'll claim the suspect was anti fa?


If I took that bet I would lose.
 
2020-08-10 6:09:04 PM  
whatev
 
2020-08-10 6:09:15 PM  
Resolvement?
 
2020-08-10 6:09:15 PM  
Already seeing the "President Trump's calm leadership" accolades.
 
2020-08-10 6:09:21 PM  

tudorgurl: Ok back on track...

What about contractions? OMG IS TRUMP PREGGERS?!?!


He is a big egg sack full of food babies.
 
2020-08-10 6:09:21 PM  
Cap gains tax cut......swoon.
 
2020-08-10 6:09:21 PM  
The things we announce on Saturday that I don't remember.

Keep attacking Biden on his mental state. It's a winner for me
 
2020-08-10 6:09:24 PM  
Capital gains tax cut
 
2020-08-10 6:09:37 PM  
...and he's back on stage picking up where he thought he left off.

Did he mention Chicago yet? You know...they had a derecho and all.
 
2020-08-10 6:09:43 PM  
Back to stonks.
 
2020-08-10 6:09:52 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:10:02 PM  
tax cuts = fark you
 
2020-08-10 6:10:06 PM  
Car companies are now making vaccines and space force will expand by 30% before the end of the year. Tremendous progress with ALL OF THE THINGS!
 
2020-08-10 6:10:13 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Did he get around to talking about air travel yet? TSA just released a report saying air travel numbers are improving bigly, and the stocks gained a ton.

I imagine he'd take credit for the TSA publishing its new numbers.



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2020-08-10 6:10:17 PM  
So, we got
-China Virus
-capital gains tax cut
-payroll tax cut

Anyone got a bingo yet?
 
2020-08-10 6:10:25 PM  
Yeah that's who needs the help....
 
2020-08-10 6:10:39 PM  
♬  When danger reared it's ugly head, Trump bravely turned his tail and fled... ♬
 
2020-08-10 6:10:46 PM  
holy shiat

how does cutting capital gains even MORE lead to creating jobs???
 
2020-08-10 6:10:47 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:10:57 PM  
China virus.

Drank that drank.
 
2020-08-10 6:11:04 PM  
Dear reporters,

Now's your chance to ask him some tough/honest questions. Get him while he's still a bit off his guard

Don't ask him about the shooting. He's not going to know anything more about it than he did when he came out.

Thank you,

The Public
 
2020-08-10 6:11:10 PM  
What is with bragging about testing?
 
2020-08-10 6:11:20 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: ♬  When danger reared it's ugly head, Trump bravely turned his tail and fled... ♬


Can't fault him on this one. Secret Service just being cautious.

Curious if the person they shot was armed.
 
2020-08-10 6:11:20 PM  
He just can't help but use that slur when talking about the coronavirus

/tests
 
2020-08-10 6:11:53 PM  
LIBERATE EXCITING LAB TESTS!
 
2020-08-10 6:11:55 PM  
Fox is going to slobber all over his mushroom for his BRAVERY
 
2020-08-10 6:11:56 PM  

jayphat: So, we got
-China Virus
-capital gains tax cut
-payroll tax cut

Anyone got a bingo yet?


More testing is why we have the most cases.
BINGO
Hold your cards....
 
2020-08-10 6:11:58 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: holy shiat

how does cutting capital gains even MORE lead to creating jobs???


Because when the rich have more money, they'll be more rich.. wait, what was the question?
 
2020-08-10 6:12:03 PM  
The precedent of the president being able to unilaterally change the tax code is sure setting some interesting basis for a Democratic administration to act.
 
2020-08-10 6:12:07 PM  
5-10 minute Covid test results are LESS ACCURATE than the ones that take hours/days though.
 
2020-08-10 6:12:11 PM  
And the US!
 
2020-08-10 6:12:24 PM  
Poor Jennifer. Being randomly named by Trump in mid-sentence on tv is as embarrassing as when your dad is drunk off his ass and giving a speech at a wedding and mentions your most embarrassing childhood moment in front of all your brand new cousins.
 
2020-08-10 6:12:28 PM  
Wall™
 
2020-08-10 6:12:32 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Fox is going to slobber all over his mushroom for his BRAVERY


OAN will be there to toss the salad
 
2020-08-10 6:13:10 PM  

NeoCortex42: The precedent of the president being able to unilaterally change the tax code is sure setting some interesting basis for a Democratic administration to act.


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2020-08-10 6:13:13 PM  

Epicedion: Bennie Crabtree: holy shiat

how does cutting capital gains even MORE lead to creating jobs???

Because when the rich have more money, they'll be more rich.. wait, what was the question?


For once can somebody ask the simp who the fark will they sell to?
 
2020-08-10 6:13:15 PM  
Last week it was 266 miles. Sat is was 277. Now it is 288? I think I heard that number.
 
2020-08-10 6:13:30 PM  

moulderx1: jayphat: So, we got
-China Virus
-capital gains tax cut
-payroll tax cut

Anyone got a bingo yet?

More testing is why we have the most cases.
BINGO
Hold your cards....


Border Wall. If you didn't have it before......
 
2020-08-10 6:13:37 PM  
NEW: photos show monsoon floods ripping through #BorderWall construction site in the San Bernardino Valley. @DHSgov has ignored agency scientists & steamrolled public input to build this absurd, wildlife-killing wall through the stunning Arizona borderlands. pic.twitter.com/OL077Xre0Y

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2020-08-10 6:13:39 PM  
If your area can't get a Covid test result back in 24 hrs or less then SCHOOLS SHOULD NOT OPEN THERE.
 
2020-08-10 6:14:05 PM  
"Science-based approach"

Narrator: Piss off, I'm trying to spank it to giraffe porn
 
2020-08-10 6:14:05 PM  
He's gonna want to be awarded his Very Own Purple Heart medal now yanno.
 
2020-08-10 6:14:11 PM  
Trump says the USPS can't handle the load of mail in ballots. Right now, the USPS handles about 470 million pieces of mail per day. Total votes of Clinton vs Trump was about 128 million. If everyone who votes this year does it by mail on the same day, that's an increase of about 27% of normal load, well below the system's max capacity.  STFU about overwhelming the mail, Donnie.
 
2020-08-10 6:14:26 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: holy shiat

how does cutting capital gains even MORE lead to creating jobs???


It doesn't. He's the ultimate in "say anything and a certain number of people will believe you no matter what".
 
2020-08-10 6:14:26 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:14:32 PM  
Bet it was Melania trying to escape.  Hit her with the dart gun!

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2020-08-10 6:14:46 PM  
The United Shtates.
 
2020-08-10 6:14:57 PM  
did this idiot just say reducing capital gains taxes would create jobs???? wow.
 
2020-08-10 6:15:02 PM  
"No one like this group."  Except the exact same task force that is being formed in every single nation on the planet.  I'm pretty sure even St. Lucia has a vaccination plan by now even if it's just "When we tell you to, go to Dave's house."
 
2020-08-10 6:15:29 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:15:35 PM  
He's trying to do the per capita thing again...
 
2020-08-10 6:15:40 PM  
It would have been great if he had a catsup stain on his tie when he came back.
 
2020-08-10 6:15:47 PM  
One death is too much

166K
 
2020-08-10 6:16:03 PM  

Mad Scientist: Trump says the USPS can't handle the load of mail in ballots. Right now, the USPS handles about 470 million pieces of mail per day. Total votes of Clinton vs Trump was about 128 million. If everyone who votes this year does it by mail on the same day, that's an increase of about 27% of normal load, well below the system's max capacity.  STFU about overwhelming the mail, Donnie.


I was told there would be no math
 
2020-08-10 6:16:10 PM  
I've got to stop playing the Trump speech game; my liver can't take the abuse.
 
2020-08-10 6:16:15 PM  
God this is all bullshiat lies and cherry picked statistics. Sad!
 
2020-08-10 6:16:16 PM  
Ah, I see I really missed a lot.  I don't see anything on what's going on.  Did they forget to change his diaper before sending him out?
 
2020-08-10 6:16:17 PM  

Mad Scientist: Trump says the USPS can't handle the load of mail in ballots. Right now, the USPS handles about 470 million pieces of mail per day. Total votes of Clinton vs Trump was about 128 million. If everyone who votes this year does it by mail on the same day, that's an increase of about 27% of normal load, well below the system's max capacity.  STFU about overwhelming the mail, Donnie.


And it's not like they are all delivered on the same day.
 
2020-08-10 6:16:33 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:16:37 PM  
They're doing press conferences on 5th Avenue now?
 
2020-08-10 6:17:06 PM  

No Line For Beer: I've got to stop playing the Trump speech game; my liver can't take the abuse.


Username, uh, checks out?
 
2020-08-10 6:17:21 PM  

vrax: Ah, I see I really missed a lot.  I don't see anything on what's going on.  Did they forget to change his diaper before sending him out?


Secret Service shot someone in Lafayette Park.
 
2020-08-10 6:17:26 PM  

chucknasty: did this idiot just say reducing capital gains taxes would create jobs???? wow.


Somebody has to count all that money.
 
2020-08-10 6:17:26 PM  

thehobbes: He's trying to do the per capita thing again...


Mustard like the lady in MO.
 
2020-08-10 6:17:39 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:17:48 PM  
Wow, the wall will stop the virus.
 
2020-08-10 6:17:54 PM  
I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?
 
2020-08-10 6:17:58 PM  
I'm not going to watch chaos goblin

Adderall or downers day?
 
2020-08-10 6:18:06 PM  
I can't even follow what he's trying to say...  He's saying it so farking monotone, nothing is registering.
 
2020-08-10 6:18:20 PM  

thehobbes: He's trying to do the per capita thing again...


Yeah, considering we're in 19th place for it. :-/
 
2020-08-10 6:18:21 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:18:23 PM  

EighthDay: I'm not going to watch chaos goblin

Adderall or downers day?


Why not both?
 
2020-08-10 6:18:27 PM  

OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?


Diaper change
 
2020-08-10 6:18:28 PM  

OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?


He crapped his pants
 
2020-08-10 6:18:39 PM  
Gee whiz mr. President sure sounds like things are going great. I'm going to sweep the dead from the streets and then go on a shopping spree!
 
2020-08-10 6:18:41 PM  

fiddlehead: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Did he get around to talking about air travel yet? TSA just released a report saying air travel numbers are improving bigly, and the stocks gained a ton.

I imagine he'd take credit for the TSA publishing its new numbers.


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Uh...


Those are both wins. The first, compared to travel data from April-June. Air travel is returning faster than the market had expected. The second, compared to the TSA typically. Not sure what TSA improved here. I assume they are lying about catching more guns.
 
2020-08-10 6:18:50 PM  
Just get to the questions, jackmunch
 
2020-08-10 6:18:51 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:18:55 PM  

OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?


Shooting across the street. SS plugged someone.
 
2020-08-10 6:18:56 PM  

Mad Scientist: Trump says the USPS can't handle the load of mail in ballots. Right now, the USPS handles about 470 million pieces of mail per day. Total votes of Clinton vs Trump was about 128 million. If everyone who votes this year does it by mail on the same day, that's an increase of about 27% of normal load, well below the system's max capacity.  STFU about overwhelming the mail, Donnie.


You might want to speak to your local postal employees.  There's some incredibly shady shiat going on right now!  The Administration is reallocating equipment to severely hamper the capacity of the USPS. It's not a coincidence that he just assigned a new Postmaster General.
 
2020-08-10 6:18:58 PM  

thehobbes: vrax: Ah, I see I really missed a lot.  I don't see anything on what's going on.  Did they forget to change his diaper before sending him out?

Secret Service shot someone in Lafayette Park.


Just for funsies?
 
2020-08-10 6:19:02 PM  

EighthDay: I'm not going to watch chaos goblin

Adderall or downers day?


Neither. He started with, and I shiat you not, the most incoherent briefing yet. it was truly farked up.
 
2020-08-10 6:19:05 PM  

NeoCortex42: EighthDay: I'm not going to watch chaos goblin

Adderall or downers day?

Why not both?


It's what I call "riding the snake"
 
2020-08-10 6:19:08 PM  

OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?


Shots fired a block away. Return fire. Trump says suspect "going to the hospital".
 
2020-08-10 6:19:18 PM  
One hundred and EIGHTY EIGHT countries
 
2020-08-10 6:19:23 PM  
Working round the clock... at the golf course?
 
2020-08-10 6:19:26 PM  
Get to the questions and ask him something good. He's clearly off valve
 
2020-08-10 6:19:29 PM  
At what point do the journos just start shouting down the b.s.? Because this game of him rambling, taking a question, rambling some more and smokebombing after the OANN fluffer has grown tiresome.
 
2020-08-10 6:19:48 PM  

saturn badger: OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?

Shooting across the street. SS plugged someone.


And this is the non-sarcastic answer.

No justice no peace, no racist police.
 
2020-08-10 6:19:53 PM  

saturn badger: OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?

Shooting across the street. SS plugged someone.


Spartapuss: OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?

Shots fired a block away. Return fire. Trump says suspect "going to the hospital".


Thanks!
 
2020-08-10 6:20:06 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:20:13 PM  

OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?


He thought he was near a book depository but realized he can't read
 
2020-08-10 6:20:16 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:20:26 PM  
I think he's just constantly hitting autofill on his phone and reading what comes off of it.
 
2020-08-10 6:20:32 PM  

JRoo: Every Trump announcement to America=
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The Frantics - Boot to the Head - 17. Boot to the Head
Youtube ZljpTx_tJ78
 
2020-08-10 6:20:45 PM  
"We're very angry about it", he says with a dry monotone voice, devoid of emotion
 
2020-08-10 6:20:55 PM  
MSNBC cut out!
 
2020-08-10 6:21:06 PM  
We must stop politicizing the virus, says President Turns-The-Name-Of-A-Virus-Into-A-Racia​l-Slur
 
2020-08-10 6:21:09 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:21:33 PM  
According to Trump no administration has ever had 3 vaccines pass the FDA during their term.
 
2020-08-10 6:21:38 PM  
It sounds like he's reading a statement that he downloaded off the internet that other world leaders gave five months ago.
 
2020-08-10 6:22:01 PM  
My god this is hard to watch.  I have had better conversations with toddlers.  The rambling nonsense, the winging it with "the science".  The dude ain't well
 
2020-08-10 6:22:08 PM  

peter21: At what point do the journos just start shouting down the b.s.? Because this game of him rambling, taking a question, rambling some more and smokebombing after the OANN fluffer has grown tiresome.


Ina 2 party system, does that ever make a difference? The only time that has a strong effect in Canada is when

a) there is a minority government

b) the incumbents have been in power for 2 terms and the public is feeling like a change
 
2020-08-10 6:22:09 PM  
Remdesivir

/and the slightly-less-generously-endowed Ramdesivir
 
2020-08-10 6:22:12 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:22:16 PM  

No Line For Beer: It sounds like he's reading a statement that he downloaded off the internet that other world leaders gave five months ago.


And reading it for the first time
 
2020-08-10 6:22:26 PM  
Payroll tax cut
 
2020-08-10 6:22:33 PM  

nic_naprawda: My god this is hard to watch.  I have had better conversations with toddlers.  The rambling nonsense, the winging it with "the science".  The dude ain't well


I was just writing the same thing.
 
2020-08-10 6:22:49 PM  
Til the end of 2020.

Oooooooooooo hip hip hoo ray.
 
2020-08-10 6:22:49 PM  
"Vote for me, or I'll undo the payroll tax holiday!"

Is that the new "I need you to do me a favor though"?
 
2020-08-10 6:23:01 PM  
Also can someone please explain to me how a capital gains tax cut is going to help kickstart the economy?  I think that was tried once before and failed then also.
 
2020-08-10 6:23:26 PM  
Q&A
 
2020-08-10 6:23:42 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:23:43 PM  
Two weeks!
 
2020-08-10 6:23:54 PM  

peter21: At what point do the journos just start shouting down the b.s.? Because this game of him rambling, taking a question, rambling some more and smokebombing after the OANN fluffer has grown tiresome.


How they don't react like this I have no idea.
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2020-08-10 6:23:55 PM  

nic_naprawda: Also can someone please explain to me how a capital gains tax cut is going to help kickstart the economy?  I think that was tried once before and failed then also.


The same way a payroll tax cut will help the 40 million people who don't have jobs...
 
2020-08-10 6:24:12 PM  
2 weeks... where have we heard this before?
 
2020-08-10 6:24:21 PM  
Very famous people do not need to be pointed out to an audience.
 
2020-08-10 6:24:21 PM  

thehobbes: Secret Service just pulled him out...


Of Ivanka?
 
2020-08-10 6:24:22 PM  
LOL, 2 weeks
 
2020-08-10 6:24:22 PM  
He actually learned someone's name?  I'm slightly impressed.
 
2020-08-10 6:24:27 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:24:32 PM  

undercurrent: 2 weeks... where have we heard this before?


Two weeks ago, I believe.
 
2020-08-10 6:24:48 PM  

OldRod: "Vote for me, or I'll undo the payroll tax holiday!"

Is that the new "I need you to do me a favor though"?


Trying to buy votes with other people's money.  What an asshole.
 
2020-08-10 6:24:50 PM  
Steve Mnuchin looks so much like John Oliver it's frightening.
 
2020-08-10 6:24:50 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:24:52 PM  
He has no idea how student loans work.  Nothing surprising there, but you'd think that having been president of a University once he would have a least some idea of how they work (eye-roll)
 
2020-08-10 6:25:03 PM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: Secret Service or Law Enforcement shot a suspect in Lafayette Square Park


Time for dump to go hold a bible
 
2020-08-10 6:25:04 PM  
Scott is mortified, but now Jennifer is like, "Oh thank god drunk president is moving on to Scott"
 
2020-08-10 6:25:07 PM  

undercurrent: 2 weeks... where have we heard this before?


For All Mankind

"we expect to have Apollo 24 to you in.....2 weeks."
 
2020-08-10 6:25:08 PM  
Holy fark.. He looks and is acting like he could pass out at any minute.
 
2020-08-10 6:25:27 PM  
So, bow to me, or your state won't get a break
 
2020-08-10 6:25:29 PM  

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The "oh" right before he gets pulled, the most hopped up thing imaginable. :P
 
2020-08-10 6:25:33 PM  
Was that the OAN lady? Cleavage says it was.
 
2020-08-10 6:25:38 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: peter21: At what point do the journos just start shouting down the b.s.? Because this game of him rambling, taking a question, rambling some more and smokebombing after the OANN fluffer has grown tiresome.

Ina 2 party system, does that ever make a difference? The only time that has a strong effect in Canada is when

a) there is a minority government

b) the incumbents have been in power for 2 terms and the public is feeling like a change


I'm idealistic, I just want some accountability. :)

We have a norm-breaker up there so let's break some norms. Get antagonistic. Don't let him spew his personal reality day after day uninterrupted or unchallenged.
 
2020-08-10 6:25:41 PM  

OldRod: nic_naprawda: Also can someone please explain to me how a capital gains tax cut is going to help kickstart the economy?  I think that was tried once before and failed then also.

The same way a payroll tax cut will help the 40 million people who don't have jobs...


Got it.  So it works the same way pissing in the wind waters my lawn.
 
2020-08-10 6:25:59 PM  
97k children sick
 
2020-08-10 6:26:18 PM  

Corona Cure: Holy fark.. He looks and is acting like he could pass out at any minute.


Oh please, oh please, oh please...
 
2020-08-10 6:26:21 PM  
so states with GOP governors get help, Dem states don't. got it.
 
2020-08-10 6:26:30 PM  
They're not gonna die. They're just gonna have a lung collapse and kill their grandparents.
 
2020-08-10 6:26:35 PM  
And that's not a problem for Trump because there's a small percentage of death
 
2020-08-10 6:26:36 PM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: He has no idea how student loans work.  Nothing surprising there, but you'd think that having been president of a University once he would have a least some idea of how they work (eye-roll)


Pshaw. He merely attached his name to it.

Albeit that his name is death
 
2020-08-10 6:26:36 PM  

peter21: Bennie Crabtree: peter21: At what point do the journos just start shouting down the b.s.? Because this game of him rambling, taking a question, rambling some more and smokebombing after the OANN fluffer has grown tiresome.

Ina 2 party system, does that ever make a difference? The only time that has a strong effect in Canada is when

a) there is a minority government

b) the incumbents have been in power for 2 terms and the public is feeling like a change

I'm idealistic, I just want some accountability. :)

We have a norm-breaker up there so let's break some norms. Get antagonistic. Don't let him spew his personal reality day after day uninterrupted or unchallenged.


good point!!
 
2020-08-10 6:26:41 PM  
97,000 children tested positive, does that give you any pause?

"No"

FU!
 
2020-08-10 6:26:49 PM  
Kids spread germs and you're not going to be able to convince parents otherwise!
 
2020-08-10 6:27:13 PM  
The bots are already pushing TRUMP MANLY narrative.

Russian ops get into motion quickly
 
2020-08-10 6:27:16 PM  
Tiny fraction of death. They get better very, very quickly.
 
2020-08-10 6:27:18 PM  
Ask why Barron'sschool isn't opening!!!   Why doesn't anyone EVER say or ask why?!
 
2020-08-10 6:27:24 PM  

saturn badger: Was that the OAN lady? Cleavage says it was.


I'm not seeing cleavage on my feed... LIBERATE CLEAVAGE!
 
2020-08-10 6:27:29 PM  
Little disease vectors are immune?

Got it, thanks Dr. Ofnothing.
 
2020-08-10 6:27:32 PM  
Manifesto. It's policies, dumpy.
 
2020-08-10 6:27:44 PM  

OldRod: 97,000 children tested positive, does that give you any pause?

"No"

FU!


I believe him.
 
2020-08-10 6:27:53 PM  
Asking about his statement about Biden hating God™; answer mentioned "manifestos"
 
2020-08-10 6:28:02 PM  

AtomPeepers: Kids spread germs and you're not going to be able to convince parents otherwise!


Yeah, like that time Trump caught gonorrhea from his daughter...
 
2020-08-10 6:28:16 PM  
This is a hot mess.
 
2020-08-10 6:28:16 PM  
Dems have a "manifesto" now?

Also, would a man deeply religious, like Trump, raw-dog porn stars?
 
2020-08-10 6:28:17 PM  
hahaha, I'm not a big believer in Polls, followed by look at the polls where I'm leading, i'm a fan of those.
 
2020-08-10 6:28:26 PM  
Trump:  "It's a tiny fraction of kids getting sick."

Narrator Translator:  "The kids will get better.  And, if they don't, it is what it is."
 
2020-08-10 6:28:35 PM  
I don't believe polls....but look at my polls!
 
2020-08-10 6:28:39 PM  
I don't believe in pools, but if you look, ours are going up.

Just. Wow.
 
2020-08-10 6:28:43 PM  
After all that hard work his staff did trying to explain that he didn't really mean he wanted to get rid of the payroll tax on the Sunday shows yesterday. Oh well.
 
2020-08-10 6:28:43 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:28:44 PM  
My nurse neighbor thinks we have lost all control of the virus. We are in free fall.
 
2020-08-10 6:28:58 PM  
We are in a depression DickWad!
 
2020-08-10 6:29:12 PM  
This is surreal... he's actually claiming that he's more religious than Joe Biden?
 
2020-08-10 6:29:14 PM  
People call it a "manifesto"? No, only you do you dumb fark.
 
2020-08-10 6:29:19 PM  

undercurrent: I don't believe in pools, but if you look, ours are going up.

Just. Wow.


Imagine if this guy were competent and/or actually sane.
 
2020-08-10 6:29:24 PM  
Ask about Choice.  Don't let him skate on that lie.
 
2020-08-10 6:29:44 PM  

OldRod: Dems have a "manifesto" now?


and a destiny, too!
 
2020-08-10 6:29:46 PM  
Asking about his EO to do a thing which was done a decade ago.
 
2020-08-10 6:29:54 PM  

saturn badger: My nurse neighbor thinks we have lost all control of the virus. We are in free fall.


Your neighbor is correct
 
2020-08-10 6:29:58 PM  
lol. Now it is not Obamacare.
 
2020-08-10 6:30:03 PM  
How long can SS and Medicare run without income? How long until they have to start eating the principal in their funds?
 
2020-08-10 6:30:10 PM  

AtomPeepers: Steve Mnuchin looks so much like John Oliver it's frightening.


john oliver praising steve mnuchin's appearance for 1 minute
Youtube 6RC_Mcgs44Y
 
2020-08-10 6:30:19 PM  
you pay to not have to pay, to have to pay, to pay for not paying to have to pay for.  ugh, my reset button just fired
 
2020-08-10 6:30:24 PM  
Why would you need an executive order if there's already a law on the exact same thing?
 
2020-08-10 6:30:30 PM  
Further left in terms of religion?

When the fark did Sanders and Joe say anything about religion in their policy statements???

Frankly, though, any WASP would think a policy plan made by an Irish Catholic and a Jewish New Yorker would be considered a Communist Opus. BUt that's not the same as being "left on religion."
 
2020-08-10 6:30:58 PM  

Reverend J: People call it a "manifesto"? No, only you do you dumb fark.


"people" are the voices in his head.
 
2020-08-10 6:31:07 PM  
Wow, A double safety net!  WTF
 
2020-08-10 6:31:09 PM  

nic_naprawda: you pay to not have to pay, to have to pay, to pay for not paying to have to pay for.  ugh, my reset button just fired


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