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2020-08-10 6:51:33 PM  
He is gonna lie like a crazy man and walk away. Just watch.
 
2020-08-10 6:51:41 PM  
That was quite a question...if you can call it that.
 
2020-08-10 6:51:54 PM  
Joker
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2020-08-10 6:52:08 PM  
Lisa Page and her lover?

What the fark? What the faaaaarrrrk
 
2020-08-10 6:52:09 PM  
He looks like he can barely keep from laughing at his own BS

Oh, and...

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2020-08-10 6:52:26 PM  
If there is evidence, fatboy, declassify it.
 
2020-08-10 6:52:28 PM  

SurelyShirley: chucknasty: mail in ballots are fraud. ok. OR and WA have been doing only mail in for a while. seems like we figured it out.

...and you know which way they vote, don't you?


With a black pen usually, why?
 
2020-08-10 6:52:35 PM  

Elliot8654: He is gonna lie like a crazy man and walk away. Just watch.


To be fair that sums up most of his Presidency.
 
2020-08-10 6:52:36 PM  
If Obama had done even half of this, OANN would be calling for his head on a pike for politicizing press briefings.
 
2020-08-10 6:52:38 PM  

OldRod: peter21: Will Trump mention the very fine people on both sides if he accepts the nomination at Gettysburg? Does he even know who fought at Gettysburg?

Estelle Getty?


Golden Toilet, golden drapes, Golden Girl...
 
2020-08-10 6:52:46 PM  
Dammit, why do I have to be attracted to Chanel.  It's like looking at a pile of shiat and thinking "Oh, yeah!"  Stupid brain!  Stupid brain!
 
2020-08-10 6:52:55 PM  

SurelyShirley: chucknasty: mail in ballots are fraud. ok. OR and WA have been doing only mail in for a while. seems like we figured it out.

...and you know which way they vote, don't you?


yep. it is very nice knowing more than half your neighbors have a clue.
 
2020-08-10 6:52:57 PM  
I need some scotch.
 
2020-08-10 6:53:06 PM  
the existence of OAN is treason.
 
2020-08-10 6:54:18 PM  
I like how he mentioned the "Obama campaign" despite the fact he was running against Clinton.

Couldn't even get a softball right, no wonder he didn't pitch at that Yankees match.
 
2020-08-10 6:55:02 PM  

Blahbbs: OldRod: peter21: Will Trump mention the very fine people on both sides if he accepts the nomination at Gettysburg? Does he even know who fought at Gettysburg?

Estelle Getty?

Golden Toilet, golden drapes, Golden Girl...


That would certainly fill the newspapers with...

[puts on sunglasses]

Getty Images.
 
2020-08-10 6:55:22 PM  

RainDawg: SurelyShirley: chucknasty: mail in ballots are fraud. ok. OR and WA have been doing only mail in for a while. seems like we figured it out.

...and you know which way they vote, don't you?

With a black pen usually, why?


Black pens matter!

/Mrs Shirley votes with a blue pen, but that's just a coincidence.
 
2020-08-10 6:55:39 PM  

Dancis_Frake: I like how he mentioned the "Obama campaign" despite the fact he was running against Clinton.

Couldn't even get a softball right, no wonder he didn't pitch at that Yankees match.


He can't remember that he was running against Clinton
 
2020-08-10 6:55:46 PM  

chucknasty: SurelyShirley: chucknasty: mail in ballots are fraud. ok. OR and WA have been doing only mail in for a while. seems like we figured it out.

...and you know which way they vote, don't you?

yep. it is very nice knowing more than half your neighbors have a clue.


Here in WA we've had mail in voting for so long all I remember about going to the polls is picking my kid up after elementary school and bringing him with me, he's 34 now.
 
2020-08-10 6:57:07 PM  

blondambition: chucknasty: SurelyShirley: chucknasty: mail in ballots are fraud. ok. OR and WA have been doing only mail in for a while. seems like we figured it out.

...and you know which way they vote, don't you?

yep. it is very nice knowing more than half your neighbors have a clue.

Here in WA we've had mail in voting for so long all I remember about going to the polls is picking my kid up after elementary school and bringing him with me, he's 34 now.


For everyone's sake, I hope he's a teacher there.
 
2020-08-10 6:57:53 PM  

Dancis_Frake: I like how he mentioned the "Obama campaign" despite the fact he was running against Clinton.

Couldn't even get a softball right, no wonder he didn't pitch at that Yankees match.


I sense a European--
 
2020-08-10 7:01:14 PM  

blondambition: chucknasty: SurelyShirley: chucknasty: mail in ballots are fraud. ok. OR and WA have been doing only mail in for a while. seems like we figured it out.

...and you know which way they vote, don't you?

yep. it is very nice knowing more than half your neighbors have a clue.

Here in WA we've had mail in voting for so long all I remember about going to the polls is picking my kid up after elementary school and bringing him with me, he's 34 now.


it is super convenient. I went to college in WI and even thought the polling place was across the street there were times I would miss classes waiting in line. mail in is the way everyone should do it.
 
2020-08-10 7:05:18 PM  

nyclon: Dancis_Frake: I like how he mentioned the "Obama campaign" despite the fact he was running against Clinton.

Couldn't even get a softball right, no wonder he didn't pitch at that Yankees match.

I sense a European--


Your senses are acute.
 
2020-08-10 7:07:14 PM  

chucknasty: SurelyShirley: chucknasty: mail in ballots are fraud. ok. OR and WA have been doing only mail in for a while. seems like we figured it out.

...and you know which way they vote, don't you?

yep. it is very nice knowing more than half your neighbors have a clue.


I'd say 80% of our neighbors vote for Donnie.
Also, sarcasm is dead.
 
2020-08-10 7:11:39 PM  

moulderx1: Cap gains tax cut......swoon.


Let's not forget the REAL VICTIMS here. People making a killing in the Stock Market during a DEPRESSION!!!

/won't someone think of them?
 
2020-08-10 7:12:52 PM  
I accidentally found the last one on MeTV, because at this point, it's just barely important enough to interrupt Andy Griffith reruns.
 
2020-08-10 7:13:41 PM  
Guys I had a meeting and desperately need a good cliff notes, thanks ahead of time.
I caught there was a shooting etc, what was the meat of this when Trump got back?
 
2020-08-10 7:20:02 PM  
It's pretty transparent of him to hold it at Gettysburg in response to all his praising the confederacy and all their statues of late.
 
2020-08-10 7:25:11 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Guys I had a meeting and desperately need a good cliff notes, thanks ahead of time.
I caught there was a shooting etc, what was the meat of this when Trump got back?


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2020-08-10 7:52:11 PM  

OldRod: I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?


He crapped his pants so the SS shot some in Lafayette Park for cover.😂
 
2020-08-10 7:57:28 PM  
Today I learned the 1917 pandemic probably stopped the second world war. Thanks professor Trump!
 
2020-08-10 8:00:29 PM  

AngryTeacher: That was probably the softest softball I have seen lobbed....

"I chose Gettysburg because it is where Lincoln, the second greatest Republican president, gave a wonderful speech that uplifted all Americans.  I, the greatest American President, plan on doing the same thing."

I'm not even a politician.


Did he say that?
 
2020-08-10 8:04:44 PM  
What happened in Beiruit the other day was the most tragic thing he has ever seen or heard of, ladies and gentlemen.
/Yes, he said it.
 
2020-08-10 8:06:14 PM  

King Something: He wants to do a G7 after the election, with countries who aren't members (coughcoughrussiacough)


G6 doesn't want anything to do with the G7 as a whole until 2021.
 
2020-08-10 8:07:13 PM  

Hand Banana: Today I learned the 1917 pandemic probably stopped the second world war. Thanks professor Trump!


Obama and his time machine strikes again!
 
2020-08-10 8:20:52 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Dancis_Frake: I like how he mentioned the "Obama campaign" despite the fact he was running against Clinton.

Couldn't even get a softball right, no wonder he didn't pitch at that Yankees match.

He can't remember that he was running against Clinton


He doesn't want to remembered as beating a girl for the presidency
 
2020-08-10 8:41:27 PM  
I assume from the headlines that Trump had the Secret Service go shoot somebody on Pennsylvania Ave just to entertain the press corp with how unrattled he is.

King Something: Drinking game rules are simple: Don't, unless you want to die of alcohol poisoning.


I drank a homebrew, skipped the video. Don't have to worry about alcohol poisoning from that, because it takes a few hours to brew a batch and it has to sit for a few weeks before it's drinkable.
(This one was an attempt at an English Mild, tasty, but some of the bottles were undercarbonated.  The Belgian batch I made next is really tasty, SAF-58 yeast produces a lot of esters that taste like clove and bananas, but it's got more alcohol so I have to be more careful drinking it. Next batch will probably be an IPA.)
 
2020-08-10 8:44:27 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Dancis_Frake: I like how he mentioned the "Obama campaign" despite the fact he was running against Clinton.

Couldn't even get a softball right, no wonder he didn't pitch at that Yankees match.

He can't remember that he was running against Clinton


He also claimed that in 2016, he won the Presidential election the first time he tried.  Conveniently forgetting the 2012 election where he was the opening clown act in the GOP primary circus, and 2000 where he didn't win the Reform Party primary.
 
2020-08-10 9:02:38 PM  

billstewart: I drank a homebrew, skipped the video. Don't have to worry about alcohol poisoning from that, because it takes a few hours to brew a batch and it has to sit for a few weeks before it's drinkable.


Those of us who rent, don't clean our bathtubs regularly enough for homebrews.
 
2020-08-10 10:48:23 PM  

billstewart: cameroncrazy1984: Dancis_Frake: I like how he mentioned the "Obama campaign" despite the fact he was running against Clinton.

Couldn't even get a softball right, no wonder he didn't pitch at that Yankees match.

He can't remember that he was running against Clinton

He also claimed that in 2016, he won the Presidential election the first time he tried.  Conveniently forgetting the 2012 election where he was the opening clown act in the GOP primary circus, and 2000 where he didn't win the Reform Party primary.


He used to announce his candidacy on the Howard Stern Show whenever he had a book or some opening. I don't know if that counts as "running" per se but he did it a few times.
 
2020-08-10 10:57:45 PM  
Donald John Trump*
Literally or figuratively farking you since at least 2016.
 
2020-08-10 10:59:55 PM  
Surprised no one commented about Mnuchin calling the female reporter "Hon"

Fark I am disappoint
 
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