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2020-08-10 6:42:09 PM  

Shani: I like how Trump managed to rock both The Dry Look and The Wet Look at the same time.


It's kind of a "moist" look...

You're welcome!
 
2020-08-10 6:42:14 PM  

Rann Xerox: Trump wanted to give his acceptance speech at Nuremberg but the Germans said "NO!"


Damn!
 
2020-08-10 6:42:26 PM  
The doomsaying with Biden boggles the mind. He's just throwing out bullshiat as fast as his brain can manufacture it.
 
2020-08-10 6:42:29 PM  

No Line For Beer: Reverend J: No Line For Beer: Reverend J: You can't have it at the White House dumbass.

He can.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-del​iver-republican-convention-speech-whit​e-house-legal/

The Hatch Act forbids the use of government buildings and employees for campaign activities, with few exceptions. While the president and vice president are exempt, any White House or government employee who helps facilitate campaign activity risks breaking federal law.

Technically he can, but he has to do everything himself, which is never going to happen.

You're adorable.  There are no consequences to his actions.


Will you let me fantasize for a least a few minutes?
 
2020-08-10 6:42:29 PM  
Half of Americans don't own any stock.
 
2020-08-10 6:42:36 PM  
Another campaign ad.
 
2020-08-10 6:42:36 PM  

liltingbanshee: He looks like he's going to fall asleep any minute.


He's having trouble keeping his greasy eyeball hammocks apart.
 
2020-08-10 6:42:45 PM  

OldRod: Wow, November is going to be busy... a new vaccine, a G7 meeting, a deal with Iran...


.... and Space Force.  Don't forget about SPAAAAAACE FOOOOOOOORRRRRRCE!
 
2020-08-10 6:42:45 PM  
Now he's telling us the earth shattering things that'll happen if Joe wins.


Hey Dotard, I'm willing to risk it.
 
2020-08-10 6:42:46 PM  

King Something: If Biden wins, stonks will crash


NOOOoooo... not the stonks!
 
2020-08-10 6:42:57 PM  
He's rambling again about Biden.
 
2020-08-10 6:43:06 PM  
Lie.
Lie.
Another lie.
Fear.
Lie.
Lie.
Nonsense.
Fear.
Lie.

That's my takeaway from today's dumpster fire.

/ oh, another lie.
 
2020-08-10 6:43:14 PM  
This is painful.
 
2020-08-10 6:43:22 PM  
ALL countries are doing it so that's ok :)
 
2020-08-10 6:43:26 PM  
Gosh, I'm sorry.  Your Post Office is no longer able to handle the Gettysburg address; much too overwhelming.  Probably dangerous.  Maybe ripe for corruption.  We'll have to cancel that.
 
2020-08-10 6:43:34 PM  

NeoCortex42: ArkPanda: How long can SS and Medicare run without income? How long until they have to start eating the principal in their funds?

Soylent Green is principal!


Somebody said over the weekend that this is ok because Social Security has a huge trust fund. But if we're making payments from the trust fund principal because there's no payroll tax, that's bad. At least it would be bad for a private institution.
 
2020-08-10 6:43:51 PM  
Now rambling about mail in ballots.
 
2020-08-10 6:43:57 PM  

Rann Xerox: Trump wanted to give his acceptance speech at Nuremberg but the Germans said "NO!"


Actually they said "Nein!" and he said, "No, I just want to do one speech..."
 
2020-08-10 6:44:03 PM  
He really believes that he's the smartest guy in the room.
Wow.
 
2020-08-10 6:44:05 PM  
OH MY GOD maybe, maybe, just maybe, retirement funds with the protection of a strong union represent a stake in the stock market. But les than 1% of Americans have stocks that give them power over the economy or a stake in corporate and public governance.
 
2020-08-10 6:44:06 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Half of Americans don't own any stock.


And the majority that do are only invested via their 401k.
 
2020-08-10 6:44:15 PM  
Democrats are meddling in the election cuz they want mail-invoting.


Heath yur prethident tho!
 
2020-08-10 6:44:15 PM  

OldRod: Shani: I like how Trump managed to rock both The Dry Look and The Wet Look at the same time.

It's kind of a "moist" look...

You're welcome!


Sweaty Guy
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2020-08-10 6:44:25 PM  
The Democrats are meddling in the election?  Wut?
 
2020-08-10 6:44:25 PM  
He side steps the Putin question.  The reporter should tell him he didn't answer the question!
 
2020-08-10 6:44:29 PM  
Mail in ballots! People I have a bingo. You can all go home now.
 
2020-08-10 6:44:35 PM  
oh farking, Patterson again.
 
2020-08-10 6:44:37 PM  
Question about intel pointing out that Russia meddling with the election, Trump complains that the press isn't asking about China and Iran

and claiming that Democrats are meddling with the election by wanting mail-in voting to happen
 
2020-08-10 6:45:08 PM  
You notice he at no time said Russia wasn't meddling, just that other countries are as well.
 
2020-08-10 6:45:09 PM  
He claimed he's been very good at predicting market swings...

how many bankos again?

What a POS of a POTUS


and carpenters are today's day traders and savvy investors? Good to know...
 
2020-08-10 6:45:15 PM  
mail in ballots are fraud. ok. OR and WA have been doing only mail in for a while. seems like we figured it out.
 
2020-08-10 6:45:28 PM  
He definitely turned Europe off, but not for the reasons he thinks.
 
2020-08-10 6:45:31 PM  
Sportsball people can be exempt from travel restrictions because reasons
 
2020-08-10 6:45:31 PM  
Oh you turn off more than just Europe.
 
2020-08-10 6:45:36 PM  
You turned off more than just Europe, pal.
 
2020-08-10 6:45:47 PM  
Let the docs be unclassified. I bet the Democrats are not in them.
 
2020-08-10 6:45:50 PM  

GodsTumor: He side steps the Putin question.  The reporter should tell him he didn't answer the question!


What parallel universe do you live in?
 
2020-08-10 6:46:02 PM  

King Something: Question about intel pointing out that Russia meddling with the election, Trump complains that the press isn't asking about China and Iran

and claiming that Democrats are meddling with the election by wanting mail-in voting to happen


The report didn't even say Iran and China were meddling.  It said that they have preferences, but Russia is actively meddling.
 
2020-08-10 6:46:22 PM  
Is this more insane than usual? Because this seems more insane than usual.
 
2020-08-10 6:46:23 PM  

chucknasty: mail in ballots are fraud. ok. OR and WA have been doing only mail in for a while. seems like we figured it out.


Oh, look at the Kool-Aid Man over here, busting through the wall, trying to get us to drink.
 
2020-08-10 6:46:25 PM  

americanflannel: You notice he at no time said Russia wasn't meddling, just that other countries are as well.


He didn't even do that much, he was just complaining that the press wasn't asking about the other countries
 
2020-08-10 6:46:42 PM  
Wrong world war Don... *sigh.*
 
2020-08-10 6:46:43 PM  
OMG, he called for Obama to resign over every little thing!
 
2020-08-10 6:46:56 PM  
The pandemic of 1917 ended the second world war
 
2020-08-10 6:46:57 PM  
That's a trick question, Donnie!

You did call for his resignation during SARS.
 
2020-08-10 6:47:01 PM  
Didn't he call for Obama's impeachment after like 2 deaths?
 
2020-08-10 6:47:06 PM  
1917? ended the second WW??? what a farking moron.
 
2020-08-10 6:47:07 PM  
Late to the thread, what happened at the end?

someone wearing a ear piece told him he had to go. SS?  Don't the SS wear dark suits?

Or was this a stunt so he didn't have to take questions?
 
2020-08-10 6:47:15 PM  
1.5-2 million dead if Trump didn't do what he didn't do.
 
2020-08-10 6:47:17 PM  
VENTILATORS! Drink!
 
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