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2020-08-10 6:29:24 PM  
Ask about Choice.  Don't let him skate on that lie.
 
2020-08-10 6:29:44 PM  

OldRod: Dems have a "manifesto" now?


and a destiny, too!
 
2020-08-10 6:29:46 PM  
Asking about his EO to do a thing which was done a decade ago.
 
2020-08-10 6:29:54 PM  

saturn badger: My nurse neighbor thinks we have lost all control of the virus. We are in free fall.


Your neighbor is correct
 
2020-08-10 6:29:58 PM  
lol. Now it is not Obamacare.
 
2020-08-10 6:30:03 PM  
How long can SS and Medicare run without income? How long until they have to start eating the principal in their funds?
 
2020-08-10 6:30:10 PM  

AtomPeepers: Steve Mnuchin looks so much like John Oliver it's frightening.


john oliver praising steve mnuchin's appearance for 1 minute
Youtube 6RC_Mcgs44Y
 
2020-08-10 6:30:19 PM  
you pay to not have to pay, to have to pay, to pay for not paying to have to pay for.  ugh, my reset button just fired
 
2020-08-10 6:30:24 PM  
Why would you need an executive order if there's already a law on the exact same thing?
 
2020-08-10 6:30:30 PM  
Further left in terms of religion?

When the fark did Sanders and Joe say anything about religion in their policy statements???

Frankly, though, any WASP would think a policy plan made by an Irish Catholic and a Jewish New Yorker would be considered a Communist Opus. BUt that's not the same as being "left on religion."
 
2020-08-10 6:30:58 PM  

Reverend J: People call it a "manifesto"? No, only you do you dumb fark.


"people" are the voices in his head.
 
2020-08-10 6:31:07 PM  
Wow, A double safety net!  WTF
 
2020-08-10 6:31:09 PM  

nic_naprawda: you pay to not have to pay, to have to pay, to pay for not paying to have to pay for.  ugh, my reset button just fired


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2020-08-10 6:31:18 PM  
I've seen palmetto bugs flailing around after eating on a roach tab behaving more eloquently.
 
2020-08-10 6:31:20 PM  
100% Republicans have pre-existing conditions?

Got it.
 
2020-08-10 6:31:35 PM  

Reverend J: Why would you need an executive order if there's already a law on the exact same thing?


Haha a reporter read your question out loud. :P
 
2020-08-10 6:31:44 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:31:54 PM  
"Pre-existing conditions will be taken care of"

Then why is Bill Barr in court trying to end it?
 
2020-08-10 6:32:03 PM  

Corona Cure: 100% Republicans have pre-existing conditions?

Got it.


That's one way to describe him.
 
2020-08-10 6:32:13 PM  
G7..? Which of the G8 is he trying to exclude?
 
2020-08-10 6:32:14 PM  

ArkPanda: How long can SS and Medicare run without income? How long until they have to start eating the principal in their funds?


Soylent Green is principal!
 
2020-08-10 6:32:15 PM  
There it is. He wants the GOP to get full credit for Obamacare, even if they have to repeal the whole thing and pass an completely identical law.
 
2020-08-10 6:32:19 PM  
Yeah, we have sadder and more catastrophic going on right here, right now.
 
2020-08-10 6:32:34 PM  
OMG, Trump was up at 8:00 in the morning, actually doing something?
 
2020-08-10 6:32:40 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:32:42 PM  
Is he saying that he is inviting Putin to the G7?
 
2020-08-10 6:32:50 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: G7..? Which of the G8 is he trying to exclude?


Russia got kicked out.  Trump is trying to get them back in.
 
2020-08-10 6:32:51 PM  
How about an EO mandating the force of gravity worldwide?
 
2020-08-10 6:32:54 PM  

GodsTumor: Wow, A double safety net!  WTF


Ah, so pure political theater then as usual.
 
2020-08-10 6:32:56 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: undercurrent: I don't believe in pools, but if you look, ours are going up.

Just. Wow.

Imagine if this guy were competent and/or actually sane.


I cannot imagine he even cares about anyone or  anything unless it directly benefits him.
 
2020-08-10 6:33:04 PM  
An executive order that serves as a safety net for something that does not need a safety net.

*MIND F*CKING BLOWN*
 
2020-08-10 6:33:15 PM  
So 9/11 wasn't the "most devastating thing you've ever seen"?
 
2020-08-10 6:33:19 PM  

NeoCortex42: ArkPanda: How long can SS and Medicare run without income? How long until they have to start eating the principal in their funds?

Soylent Green is principal!


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2020-08-10 6:33:35 PM  
The other countries in the G7 would probably prefer to wait until you're out of office to talk to us again...
 
2020-08-10 6:33:42 PM  
He wants to do a G7 after the election, with countries who aren't members (coughcoughrussiacough)
 
2020-08-10 6:33:58 PM  
No invitations have been sent, but some people have already accepted.
 
2020-08-10 6:34:06 PM  

neeNHA: How about an EO mandating the force of gravity worldwide?


Hey!  We obey the laws of physics in this country!
 
2020-08-10 6:34:23 PM  

OldRod: OMG, Trump was up at 8:00 in the morning, actually doing something?


That golden toilet in the White House ain't gonna upper-deck itself.
 
2020-08-10 6:34:24 PM  

Corona Cure: Holy fark.. He looks and is acting like he could pass out at any minute.


Not that I can stomach watching or listening to that fark, but the little I watched of the part about him getting whisked out made him look super bloated and tired.
 
2020-08-10 6:34:32 PM  
He will call it his Gettysburg Address. Book it!
 
2020-08-10 6:34:45 PM  
He wants to make a Gettysburg address:

"Four whores and seven NDAs ago..."
 
2020-08-10 6:34:54 PM  
Wanting to officially receive the nomination at either Gettysburg or the White House
 
2020-08-10 6:35:02 PM  
He's never been to Gettysburg.
 
2020-08-10 6:35:07 PM  
Have you considered giving your concession speech from Appomattox?
 
2020-08-10 6:35:07 PM  
Oh, oh, they judged the dose wrong.
 
2020-08-10 6:35:09 PM  
You can't have it at the White House dumbass.
 
2020-08-10 6:35:10 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:35:16 PM  
Ha....Like he cares about expense.
 
2020-08-10 6:35:24 PM  
Because when he gives his speech at Gettysburg, as incumbent president, it means the Confederacy takes it back and symbolically wins the Civil War.
 
2020-08-10 6:35:26 PM  
Less people died at Gettyzzzzzzzzberg than from Rona?
 
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