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2020-08-10 6:10:46 PM  
holy shiat

how does cutting capital gains even MORE lead to creating jobs???
 
2020-08-10 6:10:47 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:10:57 PM  
China virus.

Drank that drank.
 
2020-08-10 6:11:04 PM  
Dear reporters,

Now's your chance to ask him some tough/honest questions. Get him while he's still a bit off his guard

Don't ask him about the shooting. He's not going to know anything more about it than he did when he came out.

Thank you,

The Public
 
2020-08-10 6:11:10 PM  
What is with bragging about testing?
 
2020-08-10 6:11:20 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: ♬  When danger reared it's ugly head, Trump bravely turned his tail and fled... ♬


Can't fault him on this one. Secret Service just being cautious.

Curious if the person they shot was armed.
 
2020-08-10 6:11:20 PM  
He just can't help but use that slur when talking about the coronavirus

/tests
 
2020-08-10 6:11:53 PM  
LIBERATE EXCITING LAB TESTS!
 
2020-08-10 6:11:55 PM  
Fox is going to slobber all over his mushroom for his BRAVERY
 
2020-08-10 6:11:56 PM  

jayphat: So, we got
-China Virus
-capital gains tax cut
-payroll tax cut

Anyone got a bingo yet?


More testing is why we have the most cases.
BINGO
Hold your cards....
 
2020-08-10 6:11:58 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: holy shiat

how does cutting capital gains even MORE lead to creating jobs???


Because when the rich have more money, they'll be more rich.. wait, what was the question?
 
2020-08-10 6:12:03 PM  
The precedent of the president being able to unilaterally change the tax code is sure setting some interesting basis for a Democratic administration to act.
 
2020-08-10 6:12:07 PM  
5-10 minute Covid test results are LESS ACCURATE than the ones that take hours/days though.
 
2020-08-10 6:12:11 PM  
And the US!
 
2020-08-10 6:12:24 PM  
Poor Jennifer. Being randomly named by Trump in mid-sentence on tv is as embarrassing as when your dad is drunk off his ass and giving a speech at a wedding and mentions your most embarrassing childhood moment in front of all your brand new cousins.
 
2020-08-10 6:12:28 PM  
Wall™
 
2020-08-10 6:12:32 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Fox is going to slobber all over his mushroom for his BRAVERY


OAN will be there to toss the salad
 
2020-08-10 6:13:10 PM  

NeoCortex42: The precedent of the president being able to unilaterally change the tax code is sure setting some interesting basis for a Democratic administration to act.


StopMyPenis.jpg
 
2020-08-10 6:13:13 PM  

Epicedion: Bennie Crabtree: holy shiat

how does cutting capital gains even MORE lead to creating jobs???

Because when the rich have more money, they'll be more rich.. wait, what was the question?


For once can somebody ask the simp who the fark will they sell to?
 
2020-08-10 6:13:15 PM  
Last week it was 266 miles. Sat is was 277. Now it is 288? I think I heard that number.
 
2020-08-10 6:13:30 PM  

moulderx1: jayphat: So, we got
-China Virus
-capital gains tax cut
-payroll tax cut

Anyone got a bingo yet?

More testing is why we have the most cases.
BINGO
Hold your cards....


Border Wall. If you didn't have it before......
 
2020-08-10 6:13:37 PM  
NEW: photos show monsoon floods ripping through #BorderWall construction site in the San Bernardino Valley. @DHSgov has ignored agency scientists & steamrolled public input to build this absurd, wildlife-killing wall through the stunning Arizona borderlands. pic.twitter.com/OL077Xre0Y

- Laiken Jordahl (@LaikenJordahl) August 10, 2020


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2020-08-10 6:13:39 PM  
If your area can't get a Covid test result back in 24 hrs or less then SCHOOLS SHOULD NOT OPEN THERE.
 
2020-08-10 6:14:05 PM  
"Science-based approach"

Narrator: Piss off, I'm trying to spank it to giraffe porn
 
2020-08-10 6:14:05 PM  
He's gonna want to be awarded his Very Own Purple Heart medal now yanno.
 
2020-08-10 6:14:11 PM  
Trump says the USPS can't handle the load of mail in ballots. Right now, the USPS handles about 470 million pieces of mail per day. Total votes of Clinton vs Trump was about 128 million. If everyone who votes this year does it by mail on the same day, that's an increase of about 27% of normal load, well below the system's max capacity.  STFU about overwhelming the mail, Donnie.
 
2020-08-10 6:14:26 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: holy shiat

how does cutting capital gains even MORE lead to creating jobs???


It doesn't. He's the ultimate in "say anything and a certain number of people will believe you no matter what".
 
2020-08-10 6:14:26 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:14:32 PM  
Bet it was Melania trying to escape.  Hit her with the dart gun!

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2020-08-10 6:14:46 PM  
The United Shtates.
 
2020-08-10 6:14:57 PM  
did this idiot just say reducing capital gains taxes would create jobs???? wow.
 
2020-08-10 6:15:02 PM  
"No one like this group."  Except the exact same task force that is being formed in every single nation on the planet.  I'm pretty sure even St. Lucia has a vaccination plan by now even if it's just "When we tell you to, go to Dave's house."
 
2020-08-10 6:15:29 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:15:35 PM  
He's trying to do the per capita thing again...
 
2020-08-10 6:15:40 PM  
It would have been great if he had a catsup stain on his tie when he came back.
 
2020-08-10 6:15:47 PM  
One death is too much

166K
 
2020-08-10 6:16:03 PM  

Mad Scientist: Trump says the USPS can't handle the load of mail in ballots. Right now, the USPS handles about 470 million pieces of mail per day. Total votes of Clinton vs Trump was about 128 million. If everyone who votes this year does it by mail on the same day, that's an increase of about 27% of normal load, well below the system's max capacity.  STFU about overwhelming the mail, Donnie.


I was told there would be no math
 
2020-08-10 6:16:10 PM  
I've got to stop playing the Trump speech game; my liver can't take the abuse.
 
2020-08-10 6:16:15 PM  
God this is all bullshiat lies and cherry picked statistics. Sad!
 
2020-08-10 6:16:16 PM  
Ah, I see I really missed a lot.  I don't see anything on what's going on.  Did they forget to change his diaper before sending him out?
 
2020-08-10 6:16:17 PM  

Mad Scientist: Trump says the USPS can't handle the load of mail in ballots. Right now, the USPS handles about 470 million pieces of mail per day. Total votes of Clinton vs Trump was about 128 million. If everyone who votes this year does it by mail on the same day, that's an increase of about 27% of normal load, well below the system's max capacity.  STFU about overwhelming the mail, Donnie.


And it's not like they are all delivered on the same day.
 
2020-08-10 6:16:33 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:16:37 PM  
They're doing press conferences on 5th Avenue now?
 
2020-08-10 6:17:06 PM  

No Line For Beer: I've got to stop playing the Trump speech game; my liver can't take the abuse.


Username, uh, checks out?
 
2020-08-10 6:17:21 PM  

vrax: Ah, I see I really missed a lot.  I don't see anything on what's going on.  Did they forget to change his diaper before sending him out?


Secret Service shot someone in Lafayette Park.
 
2020-08-10 6:17:26 PM  

chucknasty: did this idiot just say reducing capital gains taxes would create jobs???? wow.


Somebody has to count all that money.
 
2020-08-10 6:17:26 PM  

thehobbes: He's trying to do the per capita thing again...


Mustard like the lady in MO.
 
2020-08-10 6:17:39 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:17:48 PM  
Wow, the wall will stop the virus.
 
2020-08-10 6:17:54 PM  
I came in late... why'd they rush him out of the room earlier?
 
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