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2020-08-10 6:05:38 PM  
Presidential Threat doctrine seems pretty lackadaisical. You'd think they'd at least use some kind of code word depending on the type of threat.

Or, just, hey come with me works too I guess
 
2020-08-10 6:05:41 PM  
Hahaha, Trump is being bombarded with shooter questions, he looks peeved that he can't talk about his topics.
 
2020-08-10 6:05:43 PM  
Back to our market report.
 
2020-08-10 6:05:53 PM  
Back to STONKS.
 
2020-08-10 6:05:53 PM  

Nick Nostril: Called it. Fence jumper.


Fence perimeter is out to the Beltway.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:04 PM  

thehobbes: Lol. "World is a dangerous place"

he's the most protected person on the planet.


By tonight, he'll claim the shooter was coming for him but his super awesome mind detected it minutes before the shooter could do it.

This has nothing to do with him passing out in his chair with a half-eaten Big Mac watching Minority Report last night.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:07 PM  

lincoln65: Presidential Threat doctrine seems pretty lackadaisical. You'd think they'd at least use some kind of code word depending on the type of threat.

Or, just, hey come with me works too I guess


It works with him because he can't remember the code words.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:08 PM  

undercurrent: Jesus the one time I decide to take a break from this nonsense something goes full potato.


Meh. Secret Service shot someone in Lafayette Park.

Look at Trump using this as an excuse to fence it off.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:12 PM  
 
2020-08-10 6:06:20 PM  
"china virus." DRINK!
 
2020-08-10 6:06:23 PM  
I have a meeting, you kids keep it real
 
2020-08-10 6:06:26 PM  

thehobbes: Shooting at 1608, so within a block or so. Officer dropped someone.


So Trump is so far off his meds today, that the SS went to Distraction DefCon 5.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:29 PM  
Not a fence jumper.

And there we go, the "COVID-euphemism" virus.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:31 PM  

Jgok: No Line For Beer: I heard the word "Outside" just before he was taken away.  

Also, I don't know which old person needs to hear this but:

APPLICATIONS ARE NOT BALLOTS!!!!

According to CNN, the SS agent said "Sir, we need to come outside".


You go to a place Special Agent Dumbass.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:41 PM  
None of this is true.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:47 PM  
He's so unintereted in reading today.  His mind is clearly somewhere else..more than usual.

Used car sales are at a record level though, so there's that.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:54 PM  
Hot mike... Huh. He remembered what we were talking about.
 
2020-08-10 6:06:59 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Nick Nostril: Called it. Fence jumper.

Fence perimeter is out to the Beltway.


Indeed!
 
2020-08-10 6:07:07 PM  

fiddlehead: Hahaha, Trump is being bombarded with shooter questions, he looks peeved that he can't talk about his topics.


Which is kind of dumb, like hey guys you saw where he was when it happened, do you really think they briefed him on the details since five minutes ago?

Media chasing soccer ball
 
2020-08-10 6:07:13 PM  
Want to bet they'll claim the suspect was anti fa?
 
2020-08-10 6:07:18 PM  
nothing is showing on CSpan or the Youtube link. Anyone gotta little help for us poors over here?
 
2020-08-10 6:07:20 PM  

monsatano: Todd300: [YouTube video: Trump whisked away mid press briefing by Secret Service]

The threat is coming from inside the house.

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Damn it.
 
2020-08-10 6:07:24 PM  

scottydoesntknow: thehobbes: Lol. "World is a dangerous place"

he's the most protected person on the planet.

By tonight, he'll claim the shooter was coming for him but his super awesome mind detected it minutes before the shooter could do it.

This has nothing to do with him passing out in his chair with a half-eaten Big Mac watching Minority Report last night.


I'm waiting for the QAnon posts where Trump ran out to punch the intruder in the face. Crying eagle, waving flag, etc.
 
2020-08-10 6:07:37 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Jgok: He's back, saying there was a "shooting outside the White House"

Link to livefeed?


No link, I'm watching CNN at work.
 
2020-08-10 6:07:46 PM  
CNN has it
 
2020-08-10 6:07:55 PM  
 
2020-08-10 6:08:01 PM  

theteacher: No Line For Beer: I heard the word "Outside" just before he was taken away.  

Also, I don't know which old person needs to hear this but:

APPLICATIONS ARE NOT BALLOTS!!!!

If they wouldn't friggin run their cameras when the guy walks in...we'd be able to hear what is said.


That's the headline photo, not him reading from his notes.
 
2020-08-10 6:08:25 PM  
Joe Biden's America, everyone.
 
2020-08-10 6:08:26 PM  

WMCB: https://youtu.be/4z7An4eb7xE


thank you!

HAHA the third quarter numbers will be announced jut before Nov 3rd and it will be great. Like the already know what the number will be.
 
2020-08-10 6:08:27 PM  
Ok back on track...

What about contractions? OMG IS TRUMP PREGGERS?!?!
 
2020-08-10 6:08:27 PM  
Did he get around to talking about air travel yet? TSA just released a report saying air travel numbers are improving bigly, and the stocks gained a ton.

I imagine he'd take credit for the TSA publishing its new numbers.
 
2020-08-10 6:08:40 PM  

fiddlehead: I'm reading that the press is locked in that room, SS locked the doors from the exterior.


... setting them up for the kill?
 
2020-08-10 6:09:00 PM  
Used car sales are a red flag, not something to gloat about.  It means Ford and GM are about to release bad news.
 
2020-08-10 6:09:02 PM  

nyclon: Want to bet they'll claim the suspect was anti fa?


If I took that bet I would lose.
 
2020-08-10 6:09:04 PM  
whatev
 
2020-08-10 6:09:15 PM  
Resolvement?
 
2020-08-10 6:09:15 PM  
Already seeing the "President Trump's calm leadership" accolades.
 
2020-08-10 6:09:21 PM  

tudorgurl: Ok back on track...

What about contractions? OMG IS TRUMP PREGGERS?!?!


He is a big egg sack full of food babies.
 
2020-08-10 6:09:21 PM  
Cap gains tax cut......swoon.
 
2020-08-10 6:09:21 PM  
The things we announce on Saturday that I don't remember.

Keep attacking Biden on his mental state. It's a winner for me
 
2020-08-10 6:09:24 PM  
Capital gains tax cut
 
2020-08-10 6:09:37 PM  
...and he's back on stage picking up where he thought he left off.

Did he mention Chicago yet? You know...they had a derecho and all.
 
2020-08-10 6:09:43 PM  
Back to stonks.
 
2020-08-10 6:09:52 PM  
Anyone posted this yet?
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2020-08-10 6:10:02 PM  
tax cuts = fark you
 
2020-08-10 6:10:06 PM  
Car companies are now making vaccines and space force will expand by 30% before the end of the year. Tremendous progress with ALL OF THE THINGS!
 
2020-08-10 6:10:13 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Did he get around to talking about air travel yet? TSA just released a report saying air travel numbers are improving bigly, and the stocks gained a ton.

I imagine he'd take credit for the TSA publishing its new numbers.



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Uh...
 
2020-08-10 6:10:17 PM  
So, we got
-China Virus
-capital gains tax cut
-payroll tax cut

Anyone got a bingo yet?
 
2020-08-10 6:10:25 PM  
Yeah that's who needs the help....
 
2020-08-10 6:10:39 PM  
♬  When danger reared it's ugly head, Trump bravely turned his tail and fled... ♬
 
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