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2020-08-10 5:19:43 PM  
Drinking game rules are simple: Don't, unless you want to die of alcohol poisoning.
 
2020-08-10 5:21:01 PM  
I wonder if he'll even take questions.
 
2020-08-10 5:22:42 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I wonder if he'll even take questions.


They need to start with the questions he ran away from the other day.
 
2020-08-10 5:23:22 PM  
Livestream starting "soon".
 
2020-08-10 5:29:22 PM  
He's going to tell us he invented tables and Jupiter.  Then *smokebomb* the hell outta there.
 
2020-08-10 5:29:29 PM  
I have not had a drink in quite a while.  This is no time to start.

/crawls back under bed
 
2020-08-10 5:29:43 PM  
He's gonna miss his golf bro's in the audience.
 
2020-08-10 5:29:53 PM  
He's going to announce Oprah Winfrey as Joe Biden's running mate, and there's nothing Joe or Oprah can do about it.
 
2020-08-10 5:30:11 PM  
Happy March 163rd, everyone.

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/ it'll go away in January
// it'll just go away
/// if you vote -- some of you can today
 
2020-08-10 5:30:19 PM  
News conference Political rally.
 
2020-08-10 5:30:24 PM  
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2020-08-10 5:30:26 PM  
He's gonna do this every day now, since he can't have campaign rallies.   SMH.......the media should stop broadcasting these ASAP.
 
2020-08-10 5:30:43 PM  

sigdiamond2000: He's going to announce Oprah Winfrey as Joe Biden's running mate, and there's nothing Joe or Oprah can do about it.


Yeah he'll EO it.
 
2020-08-10 5:31:07 PM  

King Something: Drinking game rules are simple: Don't, unless you want to die of alcohol poisoning.


Damn! I just got back from a Buzzball run. Maybe next time if I survive.

/these things are really good
//chocolate booze for the win
///cracks the first one open
 
2020-08-10 5:31:15 PM  
"I signed a lot of executive orders that require lots of money but have not secured any funding for them. Love me, America. I'd love me."
 
2020-08-10 5:31:33 PM  
Stop watching this crap and they may stop showing it.

/who am I kidding
 
2020-08-10 5:31:38 PM  
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What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it...
 
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2020-08-10 5:33:15 PM  

King Something: Drinking game rules are simple: Don't, unless you want to die of alcohol poisoning.


Drink every time he tells the truth. No worry about alcohol poisoning. Dehydration maybe.
 
2020-08-10 5:33:16 PM  
Second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse.....................
 
2020-08-10 5:33:20 PM  
Let's see if someone from the media asks him what he means by "take care of Iran." Or does anything to hold him to account for his vague statement of intent.
 
2020-08-10 5:33:23 PM  
Each one of these events is worse than the last. He could be doing some good with these, but it's all lies, manipulation and magical thinking.

I never thought I'd say the greatest threat to the country is the President, but here we are.
 
2020-08-10 5:33:48 PM  
I hope for a repeat of the last one. Let every question call him on his most egregious falsehoods and see how long until he runs away.
 
2020-08-10 5:33:57 PM  
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2020-08-10 5:34:01 PM  
All this just because his parents never actually loved him.
 
2020-08-10 5:34:03 PM  
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2020-08-10 5:34:28 PM  

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What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it...


The cool part of those songs is as time goes by the sound more and more ominous.
 
2020-08-10 5:34:43 PM  
I want to see one of these press briefings, where all the reporters pick a bathroom stall in the White House, post a pic of themselves sitting on the can, and Tweetstorm, live, their coverage from there.
 
2020-08-10 5:35:07 PM  
A trump thread you say? 
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2020-08-10 5:35:10 PM  
Someone have a bingo card to share? If you're making one can I suggest adding the following:

- mail-in ballots
- Gyna virus
- Chicago looting
- Florida / Arizona / Texas cases going down

K. THX
 
2020-08-10 5:35:16 PM  
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2020-08-10 5:35:32 PM  
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2020-08-10 5:37:24 PM  
https://www.c-span.org/video/?474673-1​/president-trump-holds-news-conference​&live
 
2020-08-10 5:38:13 PM  

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2020-08-10 5:38:22 PM  
An oddly large amount of this press conference will be Two Scoops whining about college football leagues scrapping the season because of the 'Rona.
 
2020-08-10 5:38:31 PM  

Gestalt: Let's see if someone from the media asks him what he means by "take care of Iran." Or does anything to hold him to account for his vague statement of intent.


He means moving the dossier from the "In" pile on his desk to the "Out" pile of his desk, without reading it.
 
2020-08-10 5:38:42 PM  

undercurrent: Someone have a bingo card to share? If you're making one can I suggest adding the following:

- mail-in ballots
- Gyna virus
- Chicago looting
- Florida / Arizona / Texas cases going down

K. THX


I hope someone asks about Baltimore. Really. No one is talking about it. Like, you keep saying infrastructure is SO important to you but B more has a dozen leaks A DAY and yet they haven't moved much on making changes.
 
2020-08-10 5:39:19 PM  
Ask him about Choice until he answers it.
 
2020-08-10 5:39:54 PM  

theteacher: undercurrent: Someone have a bingo card to share? If you're making one can I suggest adding the following:

- mail-in ballots
- Gyna virus
- Chicago looting
- Florida / Arizona / Texas cases going down

K. THX

I hope someone asks about Baltimore. Really. No one is talking about it. Like, you keep saying infrastructure is SO important to you but B more has a dozen leaks A DAY and yet they haven't moved much on making changes.


And were they Kushner properties?
 
2020-08-10 5:40:03 PM  

undercurrent: Someone have a bingo card to share? If you're making one can I suggest adding the following:

- mail-in ballots
- Gyna virus
- Chicago looting
- Florida / Arizona / Texas cases going down


- Infrastructure week
 
2020-08-10 5:40:44 PM  
How about a follow up on his ignoring the question about falsely claiming (over 150 times!) to have passed the Veterans Choice Act?
 
2020-08-10 5:40:46 PM  

b0rg9: He's gonna miss his golf bro's in the audience.


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2020-08-10 5:40:47 PM  
In contrast to that interview with that Aussie, I'm looking forward to this event swirling down the drain in the traditional direction.
 
2020-08-10 5:41:00 PM  
These are still going? I thought he would have cancelled them again already once the reporter's figure out you can ask two questions.
 
2020-08-10 5:41:17 PM  

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2020-08-10 5:41:32 PM  

Gestalt: Let's see if someone from the media asks him what he means by "take care of Iran." Or does anything to hold him to account for his vague statement of intent.


Just ask him the difference between an appropriations law and an EO.
 
2020-08-10 5:41:44 PM  
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2020-08-10 5:42:14 PM  

lincoln65: These are still going? I thought he would have cancelled them again already once the reporter's figure out you can ask two questions.


... and OANN gets to ask one of them.
 
2020-08-10 5:42:33 PM  

pueblonative: Gestalt: Let's see if someone from the media asks him what he means by "take care of Iran." Or does anything to hold him to account for his vague statement of intent.

Just ask him the difference between an appropriations law and an EO.


Ask him how a bill becomes a law.
 
2020-08-10 5:42:35 PM  

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would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2020-08-10 5:43:11 PM  

saturn badger: King Something: Drinking game rules are simple: Don't, unless you want to die of alcohol poisoning.

Damn! I just got back from a Buzzball run. Maybe next time if I survive.

/these things are really good
//chocolate booze for the win
///cracks the first one open



*Googles*

Where the hell were these things when I was in high school?  Damn!
 
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