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2020-08-10 5:34:52 PM  
And yet, even if hundreds of people come down with COVID-19 as a result of this concert, the absolute worst thing Smashmouth has ever done would still be unleashing "All Star" on the world.
 
2020-08-10 5:43:45 PM  
I can think of only a few things more humiliating that ending up with "Died for a chance to listen to Smash Mouth's All Star".  Farkers, anything off the tops of your heads that'd be even more humiliating?
 
2020-08-10 5:50:28 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I can think of only a few things more humiliating that ending up with "Died for a chance to listen to Smash Mouth's All Star".  Farkers, anything off the tops of your heads that'd be even more humiliating?


According to the article, Quiet Riot also played. So, that, at least to start.
 
2020-08-10 5:54:04 PM  
'Fark that COVID!'

Why are you helping it kill people?
 
2020-08-10 6:26:54 PM  
Was the concert outdoors? If so, can't really get too mad at them. I mean, non-musically
 
2020-08-10 6:27:31 PM  
Dying for Smashmouth.

That's smart.
 
2020-08-10 6:29:24 PM  
People People People.

Just think of all of the cheap Harleys that widows will be unloading next year.
 
2020-08-10 6:29:35 PM  

TDWCom29: Was the concert outdoors? If so, can't really get too mad at them. I mean, non-musically


When you're packed in a crowd of hot sweaty unmasked people.

That quick outdoors dissipation doesnt occurr.

I'd sooner take my chances a Olive Garden. And that's waaaay up on the no-farking-way chart
 
2020-08-10 6:31:36 PM  
That's that Gay Mom song.  That one was popular.

/ hey now you're an all-star
// get your gay mom and go
 
2020-08-10 6:33:46 PM  
In 2 weeks, the coughing will be louder than their motorcycles.
 
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2020-08-10 6:38:23 PM  
I'm a little surprised Reverend Horton Heat signed on for this year.  Some of the other bands on that list are probably glad to be playing anywhere.
 
2020-08-10 6:39:18 PM  
The list of bands in that article is like a piece of shiat that took a shiat.  I mean...Lit??
 
2020-08-10 6:43:07 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I can think of only a few things more humiliating that ending up with "Died for a chance to listen to Smash Mouth's All Star".  Farkers, anything off the tops of your heads that'd be even more humiliating?


It actually makes dying because you broke your neck trying to suck your own dick seem not that bad in comparison.
 
2020-08-10 6:46:57 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I can think of only a few things more humiliating that ending up with "Died for a chance to listen to Smash Mouth's All Star".  Farkers, anything off the tops of your heads that'd be even more humiliating?


Only to find out "We've retired that one...Here's some from our new album!"
 
2020-08-10 6:51:03 PM  

Mad_Radhu: BumpInTheNight: I can think of only a few things more humiliating that ending up with "Died for a chance to listen to Smash Mouth's All Star".  Farkers, anything off the tops of your heads that'd be even more humiliating?

It actually makes dying because you broke your neck trying to suck your own dick seem not that bad in comparison.


I can respect a man dying trying to suck his own dick. That's pioneering work only attempted by the most brazen.
 
2020-08-10 6:52:51 PM  
And Nothing Of Value Was Lost
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2020-08-10 6:55:05 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Mad_Radhu: BumpInTheNight: I can think of only a few things more humiliating that ending up with "Died for a chance to listen to Smash Mouth's All Star".  Farkers, anything off the tops of your heads that'd be even more humiliating?

It actually makes dying because you broke your neck trying to suck your own dick seem not that bad in comparison.

I can respect a man dying trying to suck his own dick. That's pioneering work only attempted by the most brazen.


I tried that once and farked up my back. Someone asked me "Is it true you were off work for 2 months because you tried to suck your own dick?".
i said "That's a damn lie!, I was off work for 3 months!"
 
2020-08-10 6:59:57 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I can think of only a few things more humiliating that ending up with "Died for a chance to listen to Smash Mouth's All Star".  Farkers, anything off the tops of your heads that'd be even more humiliating?


How soon we forget the Great White BBQ
 
2020-08-10 7:02:05 PM  
Can anyone honestly name any other song by Smash Mouth besides that one(no googles).
 
2020-08-10 7:14:08 PM  

FarkingSmurf: Can anyone honestly name any other song by Smash Mouth besides that one(no googles).


Walking on the Sun
That cover of "I'm a Believer" they did for Shrek
 
2020-08-10 7:18:51 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I can think of only a few things more humiliating that ending up with "Died for a chance to listen to Smash Mouth's All Star".  Farkers, anything off the tops of your heads that'd be even more humiliating?


Dying for Nickleback?
 
2020-08-10 7:39:40 PM  

hobnail: BumpInTheNight: I can think of only a few things more humiliating that ending up with "Died for a chance to listen to Smash Mouth's All Star".  Farkers, anything off the tops of your heads that'd be even more humiliating?

According to the article, Quiet Riot also played. So, that, at least to start.


They're still around? (checks Wiki...)

All of the original band members are dead or have quit, so they're basically just a tribute act now.
 
2020-08-10 8:10:57 PM  

puckrock2000: hobnail: BumpInTheNight: I can think of only a few things more humiliating that ending up with "Died for a chance to listen to Smash Mouth's All Star".  Farkers, anything off the tops of your heads that'd be even more humiliating?

According to the article, Quiet Riot also played. So, that, at least to start.

They're still around? (checks Wiki...)

All of the original band members are dead or have quit, so they're basically just a tribute act now.


Whitesnake. Or Poison. Quiet Riot? Ratt maybe?
Youtube KNWnX4a_fwc
 
2020-08-10 8:14:30 PM  

Mad_Radhu: BumpInTheNight: I can think of only a few things more humiliating that ending up with "Died for a chance to listen to Smash Mouth's All Star".  Farkers, anything off the tops of your heads that'd be even more humiliating?

It actually makes dying because you broke your neck trying to suck your own dick seem not that bad in comparison.


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2020-08-10 8:35:07 PM  
A gentle reminder that the Insane Clown Posse has more respect for the health and safety of their fans than Smash Mouth.
 
2020-08-10 8:43:28 PM  
"Smash Mouth was one of several bands - including Trapt, Buckcherry, Drowning Pool, Night Ranger, Reverend Horton Heat, Lit, 38 Special, Quiet Riot, and Big Skillet - to play at the festival this year, but went viral on Monday for its Sunday night performance."

Damn, I missed out on the COVIDpalooza tickets. But it's no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy.
 
2020-08-10 8:45:23 PM  
how embarrassing for the children of those dumb asses,"so your parents contracted covid at a Smash Mouth show and died?"
 
2020-08-10 8:48:57 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I can think of only a few things more humiliating that ending up with "Died for a chance to listen to Smash Mouth's All Star".  Farkers, anything off the tops of your heads that'd be even more humiliating?


Having your obit say "Avid Farker"?
 
2020-08-10 8:49:53 PM  

madgonad: People People People.

Just think of all of the cheap Harleys that widows will be unloading next year.


Wow, you are the first to tell that joke. Not really, in reality, you're more like 12th. But edgy though.
 
2020-08-10 9:26:20 PM  

bfh0417: madgonad: People People People.

Just think of all of the cheap Harleys that widows will be unloading next year.

Wow, you are the first to tell that joke. Not really, in reality, you're more like 12th. But edgy though.


It gets funnier every time, because it's about fat, ugly Trump voters dying from their own stupidity.
It's comedy gold, and there is literally nothing funnier in this world right now.
Prove me wrong?
Protip: You can't.
 
2020-08-10 9:28:45 PM  
stop acting so stupid 2
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2020-08-10 9:34:29 PM  

Thosw: FarkingSmurf: Can anyone honestly name any other song by Smash Mouth besides that one(no googles).

Walking on the Sun
That cover of "I'm a Believer" they did for Shrek


They also did "Can't Get Enough of you Baby" which was this song originally done by ? And the Mysterians

There's also "Till the Morning Comes"and he did a cover of the War song "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
 
2020-08-10 9:55:03 PM  

thesharkman: Thosw: FarkingSmurf: Can anyone honestly name any other song by Smash Mouth besides that one(no googles).

Walking on the Sun
That cover of "I'm a Believer" they did for Shrek

They also did "Can't Get Enough of you Baby" which was this song originally done by ? And the Mysterians

There's also "Till the Morning Comes"and he did a cover of the War song "Why Can't We Be Friends?"


How sad that we both know those songs.

Guess I should've gone to the concert
 
2020-08-10 10:07:58 PM  

skinink: "Smash Mouth was one of several bands - including Trapt, Buckcherry, Drowning Pool, Night Ranger, Reverend Horton Heat, Lit, 38 Special, Quiet Riot, and Big Skillet - to play at the festival this year, but went viral on Monday for its Sunday night performance."

Damn, I missed out on the COVIDpalooza tickets. But it's no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy.


They missed Saturday features Bone Thugs-N-Harmony.

For real.
 
2020-08-10 10:28:28 PM  
They're not the smartest tool in the shed?
 
2020-08-10 10:34:18 PM  
I've heard that the coronavirus can be sexually transmitted, so yes, you can f**k that COVID.
 
2020-08-11 12:21:02 AM  

BumpInTheNight: I can think of only a few things more humiliating that ending up with "Died for a chance to listen to Smash Mouth's All Star".  Farkers, anything off the tops of your heads that'd be even more humiliating?


Staying for the full show?
 
2020-08-11 4:58:04 AM  
Anyone else remembers that the Struges Rally also had a WCW PPV back in the day called Road Wild? No, just me?
 
2020-08-11 6:59:14 AM  

AnotherAussiefarker: Anyone else remembers that the Struges Rally also had a WCW PPV back in the day called Road Wild? No, just me?


Yep. Never watched one but I do have the network so maybe one day.
 
2020-08-11 8:29:38 AM  
Is Guy Fieri okay?
 
2020-08-11 10:26:48 AM  
Well I can safely, I would not be caught dead going to any of those concerts.

And how could you tell a child "You daddy a mommy got sick and died exercising the freedom. Not by fighting in a war, but going to a concert from the guys made the crappy song in Shrek."
 
2020-08-11 1:07:26 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: They missed Saturday features Bone Thugs-N-Harmony.

For real.


LOL...wait...*googles*...goddammit.
 
2020-08-11 1:24:07 PM  

imapirate: Lumbar Puncture: They missed Saturday features Bone Thugs-N-Harmony.

For real.

LOL...wait...*googles*...goddammit.


I said for real!
 
2020-08-11 1:50:46 PM  
now Dave Grohl has company in the rock-stars-fark-fellates-who-helped-ki​ll-people hall of fame.

we had the HIV denialism wing,
we can build the COVID denial wing right next door

I bet Smash Mouth doesn't leave COVID denialist charity links on their website until 2028 though.
 
2020-08-11 1:59:44 PM  

skinink: "Smash Mouth was one of several bands - including Trapt, Buckcherry, Drowning Pool, Night Ranger, Reverend Horton Heat, Lit, 38 Special, Quiet Riot, and Big Skillet - to play at the festival this year, but went viral on Monday for its Sunday night performance."

Damn, I missed out on the COVIDpalooza tickets. But it's no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy.


Take out the Rev, and it's like a murderer's row of douche.
The bands that play Sturgis have really gone downhill the last few years. Probably has something to do with the average age of the audience being between 60 and dead.
 
2020-08-11 2:35:34 PM  

El Dudereno: skinink: "Smash Mouth was one of several bands - including Trapt, Buckcherry, Drowning Pool, Night Ranger, Reverend Horton Heat, Lit, 38 Special, Quiet Riot, and Big Skillet - to play at the festival this year, but went viral on Monday for its Sunday night performance."

Damn, I missed out on the COVIDpalooza tickets. But it's no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy.

Take out the Rev, and it's like a murderer's row of douche.
The bands that play Sturgis have really gone downhill the last few years. Probably has something to do with the average age of the audience being between 60 and dead.


If I was there to see Rev Horton Heat and risk my life, they'd damn well better have played "Jonny Quest/Stop the Pigeon".
 
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