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(Politico)   Governor Kemp of Georgia using the Scooby-Doo villain defense of how the first weeks of school are going   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, High school, state's schools, nearby Cherokee County, College, Georgia's governor, School officials, U.S. surgeon general, staff members  
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3020 clicks; posted to Politics » on 10 Aug 2020 at 6:06 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-10 5:02:09 PM  
Blind a lesbian and get the dog stoned?
 
2020-08-10 5:07:11 PM  
All this guy does is spew copious amounts of horseshiat from his wordhole. Why does anyone take him seriously??
 
2020-08-10 5:14:42 PM  
"I think quite honestly this week went real well other than a couple of virtual photos," Gov. Brian Kemp said at a news conference with the U.S. surgeon general.

Virtual photos? Is he claiming the photos weren't real? Or did he mean Viral photos? Called viral because they spread like a virus... Oh, wait, he does know viruses spread, right?
 
2020-08-10 5:17:26 PM  
"The only problem is the evidence we are farking this up. We punished the kids responsible with time off at home, away from us farking things up."
 
2020-08-10 5:22:19 PM  

Superjoe: "The only problem is the evidence we are farking this up. We punished the kids responsible with time off at home, away from us farking things up."


And they couldn't even do that right, they "deleted" the suspension when they realized she was all over CNN.
 
2020-08-10 5:22:26 PM  
*clicks article*
Oh, it got worse:

This was from the Surgeon General of the United States:
"We need the Atlanta Falcons, we need the Atlanta Hawks, we need all the influencers out there who these teens look toward to be out promoting mask wearing, to have masks with cool designs on them, to make it a cool, a fun and exciting thing to do," he said. "And if we do that we'll see a lot more kids wearing masks than not wearing masks."

How about if, you know, school systems made masks part of the dress code? How about if the Governor promoted that?

I just heard on the radio that the school is going on-line. For two. Farking. Days. While they "deep clean" the school. It's a farking respiratory virus. In another week, they are gonna do the same thing all over again.
 
2020-08-10 5:22:51 PM  

Bootleg: Oh, wait, he does know viruses spread, right?


He was surprised that people without symptoms could spread COVID, so no, he does not know how viruses spread
 
2020-08-10 5:53:13 PM  

Unobtanium: *clicks article*
Oh, it got worse:

This was from the Surgeon General of the United States:
"We need the Atlanta Falcons, we need the Atlanta Hawks, we need all the influencers out there who these teens look toward to be out promoting mask wearing, to have masks with cool designs on them, to make it a cool, a fun and exciting thing to do," he said. "And if we do that we'll see a lot more kids wearing masks than not wearing masks."

How about if, you know, school systems made masks part of the dress code? How about if the Governor promoted that?

I just heard on the radio that the school is going on-line. For two. Farking. Days. While they "deep clean" the school. It's a farking respiratory virus. In another week, they are gonna do the same thing all over again.


Yeah, but this is quality education. The closing and opening of schools is so much better than the continuous online learning.
 
2020-08-10 6:07:16 PM  
Shovel your kids into the ovens for the GOP. The stonks of the GOP need your kids to climb into the ovens!
 
2020-08-10 6:08:19 PM  
"As I've said before, we have come a long way, but we are not out of the woods yet and we can not take our foot off the gas," he added.

Death Cult 2020 keeps barreling down the street!
 
2020-08-10 6:09:25 PM  
Oh, yeah. Nine kids in ONE SCHOOL getting infected, sure, that's just FINE.

This asshole stole his way into power, and he doesn't care whose grave he has to step on to stay there.
 
2020-08-10 6:10:14 PM  
Ruh-Roh?
 
2020-08-10 6:12:14 PM  
And he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those damn kids!
 
2020-08-10 6:12:55 PM  
These fascists CAN NOT be allowed to win in 2020.
 
2020-08-10 6:15:20 PM  

Circusdog320: All this guy does is spew copious amounts of horseshiat from his wordhole. Why does anyone take him seriously??


Because we have to take everything Republicans say with the utmost gravity. It's right there in the Constitution.
 
2020-08-10 6:15:46 PM  
I read an article that talked about the kid that took one of those photos getting suspended till his mom raised a stink and they backed down (although I wouldn't send my kids to school right now anyway, ours are 100% online till further notice). In the article some school official said there was no way to require students to wear masks. I want to get ahold of that guy and say "Hey asshole, you send girls home all the time for dress code violations, you were going to suspend a kid for taking a picture, what do you mean there is no way to enforce something? Your whole stupid job is enforcing shiat like this!"
 
2020-08-10 6:16:10 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:16:18 PM  
Znuh: Oh, yeah. Nine kids in ONE SCHOOL getting infected, sure, that's just FINE.

This asshole stole his way into power, and he doesn't care whose grave he has to step on to stay there.


Nine kids that we know about, so far.
 
2020-08-10 6:17:07 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:17:15 PM  
"We need the Atlanta Falcons, we need the Atlanta Hawks, we need all the influencers out there who these teens look toward to be out promoting mask wearing, to have masks with cool designs on them, to make it a cool, a fun and exciting thing to do," he said. "And if we do that we'll see a lot more kids wearing masks than not wearing masks."

No, what we NEED is for the leader of our country to ACT LIKE A FARKING LEADER. All the shiat you mentioned? That's for AFTER we've flattened the curve and want to start working on getting numbers down, not when we've opened up too early. Christ, what a piece of shiat.
 
2020-08-10 6:18:55 PM  
 
2020-08-10 6:19:02 PM  

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That would be one of the best ever if the person had 'Shopped out the blue around the bear's head. That is great!
 
2020-08-10 6:26:08 PM  
Kemp is going to get a lot more Georgians sick.

People are packed into restaurants. Kids packed into school hallways. "It's not that bad b/c it hasn't  affected anyone I know." It's insane.
 
2020-08-10 6:27:27 PM  
What the fark is wrong with all these asshole Republicans who insist that everyone absolutely 100% should wear a mask at all times, but we refuse to mandate it for reasons and such as?
 
2020-08-10 6:30:00 PM  
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2020-08-10 6:30:48 PM  

emtwo: What the fark is wrong with all these asshole Republicans who insist that everyone absolutely 100% should wear a mask at all times, but we refuse to mandate it for reasons and such as?


That's actually a very Southern thing. It's like, "Hey now, you go ahead and do what you're gonna do but far be it from me to tell you what you what I think you should do." * wink wink*
 
2020-08-10 6:45:28 PM  
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2020-08-10 7:44:56 PM  
"...Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
 
2020-08-10 8:03:40 PM  
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2020-08-10 8:07:06 PM  
"People" in my town (and by "people," I mean covidiots) are freaking out because the school board just voted to start with remote learning. They're also praising the one school board member who voted against it. Which I find funny, because he's a 25+ year school board member and his son is a music teacher who, last I heard, was told he was going to have to teach band OUTSIDE because it was too dangerous to teach inside. So you'd think he'd understand.

\I may be friends with his son
\\I'd like to say I'm disappointed in his dad but...well, he does a lot of dumb things
 
2020-08-10 8:19:51 PM  

Mikey1969: "We need the Atlanta Falcons, we need the Atlanta Hawks, we need all the influencers out there who these teens look toward to be out promoting mask wearing, to have masks with cool designs on them, to make it a cool, a fun and exciting thing to do," he said. "And if we do that we'll see a lot more kids wearing masks than not wearing masks."

No, what we NEED is for the leader of our country to ACT LIKE A FARKING LEADER. All the shiat you mentioned? That's for AFTER we've flattened the curve and want to start working on getting numbers down, not when we've opened up too early. Christ, what a piece of shiat.


That's setting up a scapegoat. Nothing more. "See? These footballman people are terrible! It's their fault!"

I remember a US senator blaming Brittany Spears for teen pregnancies, because her videos were just too risqué.   This is the same despicable and cowardly stunt.
 
2020-08-10 8:26:25 PM  
Guy, guys.. GUYS! Settle.down. Betsy Devoid promised us only like 0.2% of kids will probably die. Like... 98% of them will get through this totally ok, maybe a bit sick, then all better. Why is everyone making such a big deal here? Kids gotta be at school so parents can work!
 
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