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3985 clicks; posted to Politics » on 10 Aug 2020 at 3:44 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-10 3:29:04 PM  
70 votes:
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2020-08-10 3:10:52 PM  
69 votes:
Eat poison oak!
 
2020-08-10 3:14:09 PM  
59 votes:
Drink more bleach!
 
2020-08-10 3:17:22 PM  
50 votes:

Cyberluddite: Cut off your Tiny Orange Penis!


That's taking microsurgery to a new low
 
2020-08-10 3:25:18 PM  
46 votes:
Person Man Woman!

Camera TV!
 
2020-08-10 3:51:19 PM  
32 votes:
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2020-08-10 3:45:29 PM  
26 votes:
Drink Slurm!
 
2020-08-10 3:51:28 PM  
25 votes:
I TOTALLY WOULD MR TRUMP BUT I'M A 42 YEAR OLD MAN WHO HAS NEVER PLAYED ACTUAL FOOTBALL WITH ALL THE REFS AND PADS AND STUFF AND I DON'T KNOW IF THEY EVEN ALLOW THAT IF YOU ARE NOT ENROLLED IN COLLEGE!!!! HOW ELSE CAN I HELP YOU?!?!?!?
 
2020-08-10 3:46:21 PM  
14 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]


I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.
 
2020-08-10 3:46:13 PM  
14 votes:
I made poopies!
 
2020-08-10 3:58:27 PM  
13 votes:
OPEN THE BLAST DOORS!  OPEN THE BLAST DOORS!
 
2020-08-10 3:52:07 PM  
13 votes:
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2020-08-10 3:45:39 PM  
13 votes:
I, for one, would like to see Trump play college football.
 
2020-08-10 3:45:18 PM  
10 votes:
Guess he's tired of the Law and Order reruns on the Gorilla Channel.
 
2020-08-10 3:54:18 PM  
9 votes:
Idiot mistook his cell phone for his voice activated remote again, didn't he?
 
2020-08-10 3:47:57 PM  
9 votes:
Purple Monkey Dishwahser!

/We're spouting nonsense right?
 
2020-08-10 3:45:04 PM  
9 votes:
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2020-08-10 3:18:19 PM  
9 votes:
no u
 
2020-08-10 3:14:53 PM  
9 votes:
Cut off your Tiny Orange Penis!
 
2020-08-10 3:57:43 PM  
8 votes:
CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS!  CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS!
 
2020-08-10 3:50:35 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-08-10 3:26:01 PM  
8 votes:
LAW & ORDER
 
2020-08-10 3:25:51 PM  
8 votes:
This from the man that thinks that working out shortens a person's life because a heart only has a finite number of beats.
 
2020-08-10 4:00:26 PM  
7 votes:
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"Sir, this is LaDainian Tomlinson's Arby's."
 
2020-08-10 3:57:06 PM  
7 votes:
With all due respect sir, I'm 44 years old, have a bad knee and my eligibility is all used up.
 
2020-08-10 3:48:29 PM  
7 votes:
Play Misty for Me.
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2020-08-10 4:58:03 PM  
6 votes:
The reason why he prefers college football over the major leagues:

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2020-08-10 3:56:47 PM  
6 votes:
Can't someone stream some old games into the White House and tell him he got Football back?
 
2020-08-10 5:54:57 PM  
5 votes:

JudgeSmails: that fat fark should sacrifice his own children first.


I would rather that he had to give up something of value.
 
2020-08-10 4:02:37 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-08-10 3:53:07 PM  
5 votes:
Play college football?

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2020-08-10 3:51:11 PM  
5 votes:
Open Hailing Frequencies!

Shields To Full!

Fire At Will!

Use The Force!
 
2020-08-10 3:48:49 PM  
5 votes:
Die for Caesar!
 
2020-08-10 3:47:27 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-08-10 3:48:43 PM  
4 votes:
India for the Indonesians!
 
2020-08-10 3:33:31 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-08-10 6:29:39 PM  
3 votes:
Kids are immune
College players are 'kids'
ipso fatso:  College kids are immune

Bring back Dare Dorm and Nebraska Coeds!
 
2020-08-10 4:53:44 PM  
3 votes:
Rick & morty - go football
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2020-08-10 4:27:42 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-08-10 4:11:42 PM  
3 votes:
Trump campaign committee after reading FARK today.

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      Reelect Trump
He's Consistent on Every Argument
 
2020-08-10 4:02:43 PM  
3 votes:
This must be some of that "hard work" Bill Barr was telling us about.
 
2020-08-10 3:57:10 PM  
3 votes:

Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.


That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.
 
2020-08-10 3:46:17 PM  
3 votes:
Play in Traffic!
 
2020-08-10 5:11:48 PM  
2 votes:
I was going out to Play College Football, but now I don't feel like it.
 
2020-08-10 4:01:57 PM  
2 votes:
LOL he went to Wharton and didn't play college football against the Ivy League as like Biff, Skippy and Lawerence Fluffybottom the Fourth

Hell he was supposedly scouted by the Phillies according to Trump and the head of the alumni Association at Trump's high school who lied about being Trump's baseball head coach
 
2020-08-10 3:59:55 PM  
2 votes:

Mikey1969: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.


Well, he was still a shiatty landscaper.
 
2020-08-10 3:57:08 PM  
2 votes:

MinatoArisato013: HighOnCraic: [i.imgflip.com image 500x600]

What in God's name are those pantsuits?


Her particular choice that day was a pair of slacks having extra crotch clearance in the event of a sudden and unexpected pussy grabbing.
 
2020-08-10 3:55:35 PM  
2 votes:
Part-Time Whore
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2020-08-10 3:54:10 PM  
2 votes:

HighOnCraic: [i.imgflip.com image 500x600]


What in God's name are those pantsuits?
 
2020-08-10 3:48:55 PM  
2 votes:

HighOnCraic: Person Man Woman!

Camera TV!


"We the person woman man camera TV..."
 
2020-08-10 3:48:51 PM  
2 votes:
break the LAW & ORDER McDonald's
 
2020-08-10 3:46:55 PM  
2 votes:

Martian_Astronomer: I, for one, would like to see Trump play college football.


Wide receiver, middle routes only. Buddy passes.
 
2020-08-10 3:14:18 PM  
2 votes:
Just f*cking die
 
2020-08-11 7:13:44 AM  
1 vote:

iron de havilland: Mikey1969: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.

I look on that as being part of the joke, personally.

Also, if you're desperate for accuracy in stupid Fark memes, the kid's nickname was just "Pickle".


Yeah. Pickles is the drummer. Doodily doo, dingdong doodlily doodily doo.
 
2020-08-10 5:30:13 PM  
1 vote:

Mikey1969: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.


I look on that as being part of the joke, personally.

Also, if you're desperate for accuracy in stupid Fark memes, the kid's nickname was just "Pickle".
 
2020-08-10 4:44:28 PM  
1 vote:

Sid Vicious' Corpse: This is Trump's nightmare:

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The Democrat Party, duh. Everything is always the fault of the Democrat Party.
 
2020-08-10 4:34:37 PM  
1 vote:

Subtonic: Bazolar: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

Not brown enough?  To Republican thinking anyway.

Look at the lines in the grass. It's like he's drunk!


I'd be drunk too, if I had to work for Cadet Bonespurs.
 
2020-08-10 4:30:19 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-10 4:08:40 PM  
1 vote:
Sing Penn's fight song without missing any words and we'll talk, fat man.
 
2020-08-10 4:08:01 PM  
1 vote:
I'll be all for doing college football when Trump & members of this administration play a fun 1-hour scrimmage against a local college team.

What? No? Is that somehow dangerous or something? Hrm.
 
2020-08-10 4:07:59 PM  
1 vote:
Wooooo FOOTBALL  WOOOOOO!
Hey, everyone lets... oh yeah, they're all dead.

A not insignificant percentage of football fans already have lost people to Covid-19, watching football will remind them of who isn't there to see the game too.

It's not going away, it's permeating social circles.
 
2020-08-10 4:03:00 PM  
1 vote:

Mikey1969: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.


Forget it, Jake, people here still argue that the "goddamned piece of paper" quote was real.
 
2020-08-10 4:00:45 PM  
1 vote:
I think a side effect of not having college football will be his poll numbers tanking even further. I love college football and I am more than willing to make that sacrifice.

But seriously, it's the right call. They shouldn't be playing any sports right now, and the NFL needs to be considering their options.
 
2020-08-10 3:59:18 PM  
1 vote:
JFC, not being able to watch organized sports during a pandemic is the firstiest of first world problems.
 
2020-08-10 3:58:48 PM  
1 vote:

theToadMan: Trump absolutely needs a sense of normalcy going into the fall. Kids in school and sports on TV go a long way.
MLB is in shambles already college football is imploding and more NFL players are opting out of play this year.
Oh and that high school in Georgia made it about a week before having to shutdown again.


The NHL is doing well though, coincidentally they turned down all the American host cities as venues and moved everyone to Canada. Hmm I wonder why that was? How could they have possibly predicted that something about the American response was likely to turn into a massive cluster fark?
 
2020-08-10 3:56:25 PM  
1 vote:
Trump
Sack
Chopper
Frying pan
Arsehole-flavoured dog food.
 
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