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2020-08-10 3:14:18 PM  
79 votes:
Just f*cking die
 
2020-08-10 3:45:04 PM  
76 votes:
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2020-08-10 3:09:07 PM  
64 votes:
163,000+
 
2020-08-10 3:25:51 PM  
28 votes:
This from the man that thinks that working out shortens a person's life because a heart only has a finite number of beats.
 
2020-08-10 3:10:52 PM  
25 votes:
Eat poison oak!
 
2020-08-10 3:14:09 PM  
22 votes:
Drink more bleach!
 
2020-08-10 3:14:53 PM  
20 votes:
Cut off your Tiny Orange Penis!
 
2020-08-10 3:46:36 PM  
19 votes:
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2020-08-10 3:59:18 PM  
17 votes:
JFC, not being able to watch organized sports during a pandemic is the firstiest of first world problems.
 
2020-08-10 3:48:24 PM  
16 votes:
He only wants them to play college football so that the players are all standing for the Anthem and saluting the Flag.
 
2020-08-10 3:48:24 PM  
16 votes:
that fat fark should sacrifice his own children first.
 
2020-08-10 4:30:19 PM  
15 votes:
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2020-08-10 3:52:48 PM  
15 votes:
Trump absolutely needs a sense of normalcy going into the fall. Kids in school and sports on TV go a long way.
MLB is in shambles already college football is imploding and more NFL players are opting out of play this year.
Oh and that high school in Georgia made it about a week before having to shutdown again.
 
2020-08-10 3:52:11 PM  
11 votes:
We are living in a world where the person in charge thinks "Shoot the hostage" is the correct way to win every possible scenario.
 
2020-08-10 3:52:42 PM  
10 votes:
The desperation to keep things "normal" to save his own ass is palpable
 
2020-08-10 3:45:39 PM  
10 votes:
I, for one, would like to see Trump play college football.
 
2020-08-10 3:55:51 PM  
9 votes:

Opacity: We are living in a world where the person in charge thinks "Shoot the hostage" is the correct way to win every possible scenario.


The stupid fark would turn a game of candlyland into a Kobayashi Maru test. His ability to fark up even the most simple situations is kind of astounding. The whole covid situation is a slam dunk in a reelection year for any leader who just let's the epidemiologists do their thing and makes a nice speech about shared sacrifice and coming to gets in times of crises.
 
2020-08-10 3:45:48 PM  
9 votes:
Pretend to be president, just once!
 
2020-08-10 4:34:52 PM  
8 votes:
This is Trump's nightmare:

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2020-08-10 3:48:34 PM  
8 votes:
Play a President instead of a fake Epidemiologist.
 
2020-08-10 3:47:30 PM  
8 votes:
Soon President Biden!
 
2020-08-10 3:46:17 PM  
8 votes:
Play in Traffic!
 
2020-08-10 3:25:18 PM  
8 votes:
Person Man Woman!

Camera TV!
 
2020-08-10 4:15:28 PM  
7 votes:

Magorn: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [i.imgflip.com image 500x715]

5,228,615.  Or 52 million if you follow the CDC'S pessimistic model


That's the cases, the 160,000+ figure would be the deaths. The very under-reported deaths. The real number will be known later - that's usually how it goes with these things even when a government isn't pretty much openly cooking the books.

And the Trump admin is all but openly cooking the books. When the White House ordered the CDC to stop accepting data, and instead started routing it through Trump admin political cronies, COVID data points improved starting on that day. Trump has openly admitted - more than once - to directing his admin to slow down testing in order to make himself look better. If he'd openly admit to that it's not a stretch to believe he's also ordered his cronies to cook the books even further behind the scenes.

The real death toll so far is probably somewhere over 200k. And that's in 5 months, during the warmest part of the year when transmission is more difficult for these types of diseases. When all is said and done, by the time we get this under control, we'll be lucky if only half a million Americans have been taken from us by the Trump administration's intentional mismanagement. This is one of the largest acts of mass murder in the US I can think of. You need to compare it to wars - BIG ones - or slavery on this kind of scale. In a sane country our people would already have risen up and burned down the White House with the current occupant locked inside, then moved on to GOP HQ.
 
2020-08-10 3:58:48 PM  
7 votes:

theToadMan: Trump absolutely needs a sense of normalcy going into the fall. Kids in school and sports on TV go a long way.
MLB is in shambles already college football is imploding and more NFL players are opting out of play this year.
Oh and that high school in Georgia made it about a week before having to shutdown again.


The NHL is doing well though, coincidentally they turned down all the American host cities as venues and moved everyone to Canada. Hmm I wonder why that was? How could they have possibly predicted that something about the American response was likely to turn into a massive cluster fark?
 
2020-08-10 3:47:27 PM  
7 votes:
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2020-08-10 4:36:08 PM  
6 votes:
if Trump had a better response to the pandemic we would have college football.

It is his fault we will not have college football and yours for voting for him and not wearing a mask.
 
2020-08-10 4:05:43 PM  
6 votes:
Ugh.  For some reason when I started reading about divisions opting out (something that has been clear for weeks) I didn't think that would be a political issue.

Never underestimate how awful republicans are.  Never.
 
2020-08-10 3:57:16 PM  
6 votes:
Dear Fark,

Have a useful phrase. 

"Known idiot" - A person who is known for being wrong about everything that is worth having an opinion about.
 
2020-08-10 3:50:59 PM  
6 votes:

Bazolar: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

Not brown enough?  To Republican thinking anyway.


Look at the lines in the grass. It's like he's drunk!
 
2020-08-10 4:11:24 PM  
5 votes:
Criminalize ownership of sports teams.
Unionize Football.

Indiscriminate revenge against Trump donors is sweet.
 
2020-08-10 4:08:06 PM  
5 votes:
When Rome faulted Ceasar order gladiatorial games to distract the masses. Trump is desperate to give people anything else to talk about
 
2020-08-10 3:17:22 PM  
5 votes:

Cyberluddite: Cut off your Tiny Orange Penis!


That's taking microsurgery to a new low
 
2020-08-10 4:23:00 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-08-10 4:15:28 PM  
4 votes:
Players : we who are about to die, salute you
 
2020-08-10 4:13:38 PM  
4 votes:

mathamagical: theToadMan: Trump absolutely needs a sense of normalcy going into the fall. Kids in school and sports on TV go a long way.
MLB is in shambles already college football is imploding and more NFL players are opting out of play this year.
Oh and that high school in Georgia made it about a week before having to shutdown again.

The NHL is doing well though, coincidentally they turned down all the American host cities as venues and moved everyone to Canada. Hmm I wonder why that was? How could they have possibly predicted that something about the American response was likely to turn into a massive cluster fark?


Even our "national team" the Bluejays were first allowed into Toronto and then the Canadian government immediately realized the inferno brewing in the MLB and told them to get out.
I am happily surprised that there has been zero positive cases in the NHL since things got underway. That and my habs kicking Syd and company to the curb
 
2020-08-10 3:56:47 PM  
4 votes:
Can't someone stream some old games into the White House and tell him he got Football back?
 
2020-08-10 4:43:45 PM  
3 votes:

slaur: Play Misty for Me.
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That movie creeped me out so bad that even today I shudder at the name Jessica Walter. I can handle her on Archer fine though.

/saw it in a dark theater when it came out
//to this day I don't think I have watched a movie with her in it
///I was 15
 
2020-08-10 4:20:53 PM  
3 votes:
His "Get that son of a biatch off the field!" rant shows he's never seen a football game in his life.

The NFL Takes a Knee in Protest of Trump: The Daily Show
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2020-08-10 4:04:24 PM  
3 votes:
I guess this means all the Dr. Pepper vendor guy commercials are just going to be him crying in an empty stadium this year.
 
2020-08-10 4:00:45 PM  
3 votes:
I think a side effect of not having college football will be his poll numbers tanking even further. I love college football and I am more than willing to make that sacrifice.

But seriously, it's the right call. They shouldn't be playing any sports right now, and the NFL needs to be considering their options.
 
2020-08-10 3:18:19 PM  
3 votes:
no u
 
2020-08-10 5:30:13 PM  
2 votes:

Mikey1969: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.


I look on that as being part of the joke, personally.

Also, if you're desperate for accuracy in stupid Fark memes, the kid's nickname was just "Pickle".
 
2020-08-10 5:06:26 PM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Just f*cking die


Republicans Delenda Est!
 
2020-08-10 4:58:03 PM  
2 votes:
The reason why he prefers college football over the major leagues:

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2020-08-10 4:17:38 PM  
2 votes:

Circusdog320: 163,000+


Its 165,000+
 
2020-08-10 4:07:59 PM  
2 votes:
Wooooo FOOTBALL  WOOOOOO!
Hey, everyone lets... oh yeah, they're all dead.

A not insignificant percentage of football fans already have lost people to Covid-19, watching football will remind them of who isn't there to see the game too.

It's not going away, it's permeating social circles.
 
2020-08-10 3:57:43 PM  
2 votes:
CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS!  CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS!
 
2020-08-10 3:52:35 PM  
2 votes:

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [i.imgflip.com image 500x715]


5,228,615.  Or 52 million if you follow the CDC'S pessimistic model
 
2020-08-10 3:50:35 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-08-10 3:48:29 PM  
2 votes:
Play Misty for Me.
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2020-08-10 3:46:21 PM  
2 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]


I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.
 
2020-08-10 5:54:57 PM  
1 vote:

JudgeSmails: that fat fark should sacrifice his own children first.


I would rather that he had to give up something of value.
 
2020-08-10 5:44:46 PM  
1 vote:

iron de havilland: Mikey1969: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.

I look on that as being part of the joke, personally.

Also, if you're desperate for accuracy in stupid Fark memes, the kid's nickname was just "Pickle".


Shiat, you're right... LOL!
 
2020-08-10 4:53:44 PM  
1 vote:
Rick & morty - go football
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2020-08-10 4:34:37 PM  
1 vote:

Subtonic: Bazolar: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

Not brown enough?  To Republican thinking anyway.

Look at the lines in the grass. It's like he's drunk!


I'd be drunk too, if I had to work for Cadet Bonespurs.
 
2020-08-10 4:23:28 PM  
1 vote:

Bermuda59: Trump campaign committee after reading FARK today.

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  Reelect Trump
He's Consistent on Every Argument


Man I hate that picture- I assume that's his official one as it hangs in my cities' Federal Courthouse.  It's half "disingenuous 9 year old told to smile or Dad will hit you with his belt" and half "I have a major digestive system problem that needs to be looked at as soon as this photo is snapped."
 
2020-08-10 4:14:05 PM  
1 vote:
He's literally on the dumb side of every debate thing.

FTFY Subs.
 
2020-08-10 4:11:36 PM  
1 vote:
Kiss my ass!
 
2020-08-10 4:06:08 PM  
1 vote:
Malfeasance in Office is a crime. But we all know the Republiderps juts don't care, as they are just as guilty.
 
2020-08-10 4:02:43 PM  
1 vote:
This must be some of that "hard work" Bill Barr was telling us about.
 
2020-08-10 4:01:57 PM  
1 vote:
LOL he went to Wharton and didn't play college football against the Ivy League as like Biff, Skippy and Lawerence Fluffybottom the Fourth

Hell he was supposedly scouted by the Phillies according to Trump and the head of the alumni Association at Trump's high school who lied about being Trump's baseball head coach
 
2020-08-10 3:57:08 PM  
1 vote:

MinatoArisato013: HighOnCraic: [i.imgflip.com image 500x600]

What in God's name are those pantsuits?


Her particular choice that day was a pair of slacks having extra crotch clearance in the event of a sudden and unexpected pussy grabbing.
 
2020-08-10 3:56:43 PM  
1 vote:
Those folks in Bamalama are going to be upset with no Bama or Auburn games this fall.
 
2020-08-10 3:56:07 PM  
1 vote:
Play cerebrally traumatic games, winget stuck with a cerebrally traumatized president* Donald J Trump.
 
2020-08-10 3:55:32 PM  
1 vote:
He's literally on the dumb side of reality itself.
 
2020-08-10 3:54:18 PM  
1 vote:
Idiot mistook his cell phone for his voice activated remote again, didn't he?
 
2020-08-10 3:53:07 PM  
1 vote:
Play college football?

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2020-08-10 3:52:07 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-10 3:51:11 PM  
1 vote:
Open Hailing Frequencies!

Shields To Full!

Fire At Will!

Use The Force!
 
2020-08-10 3:48:49 PM  
1 vote:
Die for Caesar!
 
2020-08-10 3:45:29 PM  
1 vote:
Drink Slurm!
 
2020-08-10 3:45:18 PM  
1 vote:
Guess he's tired of the Law and Order reruns on the Gorilla Channel.
 
2020-08-10 3:33:31 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-10 3:29:04 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-10 3:26:01 PM  
1 vote:
LAW & ORDER
 
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