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2020-08-10 3:55:51 PM  

Opacity: We are living in a world where the person in charge thinks "Shoot the hostage" is the correct way to win every possible scenario.


The stupid fark would turn a game of candlyland into a Kobayashi Maru test. His ability to fark up even the most simple situations is kind of astounding. The whole covid situation is a slam dunk in a reelection year for any leader who just let's the epidemiologists do their thing and makes a nice speech about shared sacrifice and coming to gets in times of crises.
 
2020-08-10 3:56:07 PM  
Play cerebrally traumatic games, winget stuck with a cerebrally traumatized president* Donald J Trump.
 
2020-08-10 3:56:18 PM  

Opacity: We are living in a world where the person in charge thinks "Shoot the hostage" is the correct way to win every possible scenario.


taking hostages would be a thing of the path, frankly, if we did that routinely
 
2020-08-10 3:56:25 PM  
Trump
Sack
Chopper
Frying pan
Arsehole-flavoured dog food.
 
2020-08-10 3:56:43 PM  
Those folks in Bamalama are going to be upset with no Bama or Auburn games this fall.
 
2020-08-10 3:56:47 PM  
Can't someone stream some old games into the White House and tell him he got Football back?
 
2020-08-10 3:57:06 PM  
With all due respect sir, I'm 44 years old, have a bad knee and my eligibility is all used up.
 
2020-08-10 3:57:08 PM  

MinatoArisato013: HighOnCraic: [i.imgflip.com image 500x600]

What in God's name are those pantsuits?


Her particular choice that day was a pair of slacks having extra crotch clearance in the event of a sudden and unexpected pussy grabbing.
 
2020-08-10 3:57:10 PM  

Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.


That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.
 
2020-08-10 3:57:16 PM  
Dear Fark,

Have a useful phrase. 

"Known idiot" - A person who is known for being wrong about everything that is worth having an opinion about.
 
2020-08-10 3:57:43 PM  
CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS!  CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS!
 
2020-08-10 3:58:27 PM  
OPEN THE BLAST DOORS!  OPEN THE BLAST DOORS!
 
2020-08-10 3:58:48 PM  

theToadMan: Trump absolutely needs a sense of normalcy going into the fall. Kids in school and sports on TV go a long way.
MLB is in shambles already college football is imploding and more NFL players are opting out of play this year.
Oh and that high school in Georgia made it about a week before having to shutdown again.


The NHL is doing well though, coincidentally they turned down all the American host cities as venues and moved everyone to Canada. Hmm I wonder why that was? How could they have possibly predicted that something about the American response was likely to turn into a massive cluster fark?
 
2020-08-10 3:59:18 PM  
JFC, not being able to watch organized sports during a pandemic is the firstiest of first world problems.
 
2020-08-10 3:59:55 PM  

Mikey1969: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.


Well, he was still a shiatty landscaper.
 
2020-08-10 4:00:26 PM  
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"Sir, this is LaDainian Tomlinson's Arby's."
 
2020-08-10 4:00:45 PM  
I think a side effect of not having college football will be his poll numbers tanking even further. I love college football and I am more than willing to make that sacrifice.

But seriously, it's the right call. They shouldn't be playing any sports right now, and the NFL needs to be considering their options.
 
2020-08-10 4:01:20 PM  
Eat dog food!

/ get used to the taste now
// it'll be the only thing left to eat during the nuclear winter.
/// I call dibs on the chop house slurry.
 
2020-08-10 4:01:57 PM  
LOL he went to Wharton and didn't play college football against the Ivy League as like Biff, Skippy and Lawerence Fluffybottom the Fourth

Hell he was supposedly scouted by the Phillies according to Trump and the head of the alumni Association at Trump's high school who lied about being Trump's baseball head coach
 
2020-08-10 4:02:37 PM  
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2020-08-10 4:02:43 PM  
This must be some of that "hard work" Bill Barr was telling us about.
 
2020-08-10 4:03:00 PM  

Mikey1969: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.


Forget it, Jake, people here still argue that the "goddamned piece of paper" quote was real.
 
2020-08-10 4:04:24 PM  
I guess this means all the Dr. Pepper vendor guy commercials are just going to be him crying in an empty stadium this year.
 
2020-08-10 4:04:45 PM  
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The Trump team takes the field.
 
2020-08-10 4:05:43 PM  
Ugh.  For some reason when I started reading about divisions opting out (something that has been clear for weeks) I didn't think that would be a political issue.

Never underestimate how awful republicans are.  Never.
 
2020-08-10 4:06:08 PM  
Malfeasance in Office is a crime. But we all know the Republiderps juts don't care, as they are just as guilty.
 
2020-08-10 4:06:55 PM  
Play college football!

Enforce social distancing!

The scores will be HUUUGE!  They'll be the bigliest scores that any president has ever seen!
 
2020-08-10 4:07:59 PM  
Wooooo FOOTBALL  WOOOOOO!
Hey, everyone lets... oh yeah, they're all dead.

A not insignificant percentage of football fans already have lost people to Covid-19, watching football will remind them of who isn't there to see the game too.

It's not going away, it's permeating social circles.
 
2020-08-10 4:08:01 PM  
I'll be all for doing college football when Trump & members of this administration play a fun 1-hour scrimmage against a local college team.

What? No? Is that somehow dangerous or something? Hrm.
 
2020-08-10 4:08:06 PM  
When Rome faulted Ceasar order gladiatorial games to distract the masses. Trump is desperate to give people anything else to talk about
 
2020-08-10 4:08:40 PM  
Sing Penn's fight song without missing any words and we'll talk, fat man.
 
2020-08-10 4:11:24 PM  
Criminalize ownership of sports teams.
Unionize Football.

Indiscriminate revenge against Trump donors is sweet.
 
2020-08-10 4:11:36 PM  
Kiss my ass!
 
2020-08-10 4:11:42 PM  
Trump campaign committee after reading FARK today.

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      Reelect Trump
He's Consistent on Every Argument
 
2020-08-10 4:13:38 PM  

mathamagical: theToadMan: Trump absolutely needs a sense of normalcy going into the fall. Kids in school and sports on TV go a long way.
MLB is in shambles already college football is imploding and more NFL players are opting out of play this year.
Oh and that high school in Georgia made it about a week before having to shutdown again.

The NHL is doing well though, coincidentally they turned down all the American host cities as venues and moved everyone to Canada. Hmm I wonder why that was? How could they have possibly predicted that something about the American response was likely to turn into a massive cluster fark?


Even our "national team" the Bluejays were first allowed into Toronto and then the Canadian government immediately realized the inferno brewing in the MLB and told them to get out.
I am happily surprised that there has been zero positive cases in the NHL since things got underway. That and my habs kicking Syd and company to the curb
 
2020-08-10 4:14:05 PM  
He's literally on the dumb side of every debate thing.

FTFY Subs.
 
2020-08-10 4:15:28 PM  
Players : we who are about to die, salute you
 
2020-08-10 4:15:28 PM  

Magorn: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [i.imgflip.com image 500x715]

5,228,615.  Or 52 million if you follow the CDC'S pessimistic model


That's the cases, the 160,000+ figure would be the deaths. The very under-reported deaths. The real number will be known later - that's usually how it goes with these things even when a government isn't pretty much openly cooking the books.

And the Trump admin is all but openly cooking the books. When the White House ordered the CDC to stop accepting data, and instead started routing it through Trump admin political cronies, COVID data points improved starting on that day. Trump has openly admitted - more than once - to directing his admin to slow down testing in order to make himself look better. If he'd openly admit to that it's not a stretch to believe he's also ordered his cronies to cook the books even further behind the scenes.

The real death toll so far is probably somewhere over 200k. And that's in 5 months, during the warmest part of the year when transmission is more difficult for these types of diseases. When all is said and done, by the time we get this under control, we'll be lucky if only half a million Americans have been taken from us by the Trump administration's intentional mismanagement. This is one of the largest acts of mass murder in the US I can think of. You need to compare it to wars - BIG ones - or slavery on this kind of scale. In a sane country our people would already have risen up and burned down the White House with the current occupant locked inside, then moved on to GOP HQ.
 
2020-08-10 4:17:38 PM  

Circusdog320: 163,000+


Its 165,000+
 
2020-08-10 4:20:12 PM  

JudgeSmails: that fat fark should sacrifice his own children first.


If one of them got sick and/or died it wouldn't phase him one iota. The GOP would ignore that callousness along with everything else.
 
2020-08-10 4:20:53 PM  
His "Get that son of a biatch off the field!" rant shows he's never seen a football game in his life.

The NFL Takes a Knee in Protest of Trump: The Daily Show
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2020-08-10 4:23:00 PM  
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2020-08-10 4:23:28 PM  

Bermuda59: Trump campaign committee after reading FARK today.

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  Reelect Trump
He's Consistent on Every Argument


Man I hate that picture- I assume that's his official one as it hangs in my cities' Federal Courthouse.  It's half "disingenuous 9 year old told to smile or Dad will hit you with his belt" and half "I have a major digestive system problem that needs to be looked at as soon as this photo is snapped."
 
2020-08-10 4:27:42 PM  
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2020-08-10 4:28:19 PM  

theToadMan: mathamagical: theToadMan: Trump absolutely needs a sense of normalcy going into the fall. Kids in school and sports on TV go a long way.
MLB is in shambles already college football is imploding and more NFL players are opting out of play this year.
Oh and that high school in Georgia made it about a week before having to shutdown again.

The NHL is doing well though, coincidentally they turned down all the American host cities as venues and moved everyone to Canada. Hmm I wonder why that was? How could they have possibly predicted that something about the American response was likely to turn into a massive cluster fark?

Even our "national team" the Bluejays were first allowed into Toronto and then the Canadian government immediately realized the inferno brewing in the MLB and told them to get out.
I am happily surprised that there has been zero positive cases in the NHL since things got underway. That and my habs kicking Syd and company to the curb


Yeah I was pulling for the Habs too, but if the penguins or oilers get the 1oa pick this evening I'll be exasperated.
 
2020-08-10 4:30:19 PM  
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2020-08-10 4:30:39 PM  

Subtonic: Mikey1969: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.

Well, he was still a shiatty landscaper.


Well, with Trump screaming at you like that, I bet you would be a little wobbly on your feet, too. :-)
 
2020-08-10 4:34:37 PM  

Subtonic: Bazolar: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

Not brown enough?  To Republican thinking anyway.

Look at the lines in the grass. It's like he's drunk!


I'd be drunk too, if I had to work for Cadet Bonespurs.
 
2020-08-10 4:34:52 PM  
This is Trump's nightmare:

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2020-08-10 4:36:08 PM  
if Trump had a better response to the pandemic we would have college football.

It is his fault we will not have college football and yours for voting for him and not wearing a mask.
 
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