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2020-08-10 2:49:39 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-08-10 3:09:07 PM  
163,000+
 
2020-08-10 3:10:52 PM  
Eat poison oak!
 
2020-08-10 3:14:09 PM  
Drink more bleach!
 
2020-08-10 3:14:18 PM  
Just f*cking die
 
2020-08-10 3:14:53 PM  
Cut off your Tiny Orange Penis!
 
2020-08-10 3:17:22 PM  

Cyberluddite: Cut off your Tiny Orange Penis!


That's taking microsurgery to a new low
 
2020-08-10 3:18:19 PM  
no u
 
2020-08-10 3:25:18 PM  
Person Man Woman!

Camera TV!
 
2020-08-10 3:25:51 PM  
This from the man that thinks that working out shortens a person's life because a heart only has a finite number of beats.
 
2020-08-10 3:26:01 PM  
LAW & ORDER
 
2020-08-10 3:29:04 PM  
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2020-08-10 3:33:31 PM  
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2020-08-10 3:45:04 PM  
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2020-08-10 3:45:18 PM  
Guess he's tired of the Law and Order reruns on the Gorilla Channel.
 
2020-08-10 3:45:29 PM  
Drink Slurm!
 
2020-08-10 3:45:39 PM  
I, for one, would like to see Trump play college football.
 
2020-08-10 3:45:48 PM  
Pretend to be president, just once!
 
2020-08-10 3:46:13 PM  
I made poopies!
 
2020-08-10 3:46:17 PM  
Play in Traffic!
 
2020-08-10 3:46:21 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]


I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.
 
2020-08-10 3:46:36 PM  
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2020-08-10 3:46:55 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: I, for one, would like to see Trump play college football.


Wide receiver, middle routes only. Buddy passes.
 
2020-08-10 3:47:27 PM  
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2020-08-10 3:47:30 PM  
Soon President Biden!
 
2020-08-10 3:47:57 PM  
Purple Monkey Dishwahser!

/We're spouting nonsense right?
 
2020-08-10 3:48:24 PM  
that fat fark should sacrifice his own children first.
 
2020-08-10 3:48:24 PM  
He only wants them to play college football so that the players are all standing for the Anthem and saluting the Flag.
 
2020-08-10 3:48:29 PM  
Play Misty for Me.
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2020-08-10 3:48:34 PM  
Play a President instead of a fake Epidemiologist.
 
2020-08-10 3:48:43 PM  
India for the Indonesians!
 
2020-08-10 3:48:49 PM  
Die for Caesar!
 
2020-08-10 3:48:51 PM  
break the LAW & ORDER McDonald's
 
2020-08-10 3:48:55 PM  

HighOnCraic: Person Man Woman!

Camera TV!


"We the person woman man camera TV..."
 
2020-08-10 3:49:19 PM  

Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.


Not brown enough?  To Republican thinking anyway.
 
2020-08-10 3:50:35 PM  
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2020-08-10 3:50:59 PM  

Bazolar: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

Not brown enough?  To Republican thinking anyway.


Look at the lines in the grass. It's like he's drunk!
 
2020-08-10 3:51:11 PM  
Open Hailing Frequencies!

Shields To Full!

Fire At Will!

Use The Force!
 
2020-08-10 3:51:19 PM  
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2020-08-10 3:51:28 PM  
I TOTALLY WOULD MR TRUMP BUT I'M A 42 YEAR OLD MAN WHO HAS NEVER PLAYED ACTUAL FOOTBALL WITH ALL THE REFS AND PADS AND STUFF AND I DON'T KNOW IF THEY EVEN ALLOW THAT IF YOU ARE NOT ENROLLED IN COLLEGE!!!! HOW ELSE CAN I HELP YOU?!?!?!?
 
2020-08-10 3:52:07 PM  
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2020-08-10 3:52:11 PM  
We are living in a world where the person in charge thinks "Shoot the hostage" is the correct way to win every possible scenario.
 
2020-08-10 3:52:35 PM  

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5,228,615.  Or 52 million if you follow the CDC'S pessimistic model
 
2020-08-10 3:52:42 PM  
The desperation to keep things "normal" to save his own ass is palpable
 
2020-08-10 3:52:48 PM  
Trump absolutely needs a sense of normalcy going into the fall. Kids in school and sports on TV go a long way.
MLB is in shambles already college football is imploding and more NFL players are opting out of play this year.
Oh and that high school in Georgia made it about a week before having to shutdown again.
 
2020-08-10 3:53:07 PM  
Play college football?

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2020-08-10 3:54:10 PM  

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What in God's name are those pantsuits?
 
2020-08-10 3:54:18 PM  
Idiot mistook his cell phone for his voice activated remote again, didn't he?
 
2020-08-10 3:55:32 PM  
He's literally on the dumb side of reality itself.
 
2020-08-10 3:55:35 PM  
Part-Time Whore
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2020-08-10 3:55:51 PM  

Opacity: We are living in a world where the person in charge thinks "Shoot the hostage" is the correct way to win every possible scenario.


The stupid fark would turn a game of candlyland into a Kobayashi Maru test. His ability to fark up even the most simple situations is kind of astounding. The whole covid situation is a slam dunk in a reelection year for any leader who just let's the epidemiologists do their thing and makes a nice speech about shared sacrifice and coming to gets in times of crises.
 
2020-08-10 3:56:07 PM  
Play cerebrally traumatic games, winget stuck with a cerebrally traumatized president* Donald J Trump.
 
2020-08-10 3:56:18 PM  

Opacity: We are living in a world where the person in charge thinks "Shoot the hostage" is the correct way to win every possible scenario.


taking hostages would be a thing of the path, frankly, if we did that routinely
 
2020-08-10 3:56:25 PM  
Trump
Sack
Chopper
Frying pan
Arsehole-flavoured dog food.
 
2020-08-10 3:56:43 PM  
Those folks in Bamalama are going to be upset with no Bama or Auburn games this fall.
 
2020-08-10 3:56:47 PM  
Can't someone stream some old games into the White House and tell him he got Football back?
 
2020-08-10 3:57:06 PM  
With all due respect sir, I'm 44 years old, have a bad knee and my eligibility is all used up.
 
2020-08-10 3:57:08 PM  

MinatoArisato013: HighOnCraic: [i.imgflip.com image 500x600]

What in God's name are those pantsuits?


Her particular choice that day was a pair of slacks having extra crotch clearance in the event of a sudden and unexpected pussy grabbing.
 
2020-08-10 3:57:10 PM  

Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.


That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.
 
2020-08-10 3:57:16 PM  
Dear Fark,

Have a useful phrase. 

"Known idiot" - A person who is known for being wrong about everything that is worth having an opinion about.
 
2020-08-10 3:57:43 PM  
CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS!  CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS!
 
2020-08-10 3:58:27 PM  
OPEN THE BLAST DOORS!  OPEN THE BLAST DOORS!
 
2020-08-10 3:58:48 PM  

theToadMan: Trump absolutely needs a sense of normalcy going into the fall. Kids in school and sports on TV go a long way.
MLB is in shambles already college football is imploding and more NFL players are opting out of play this year.
Oh and that high school in Georgia made it about a week before having to shutdown again.


The NHL is doing well though, coincidentally they turned down all the American host cities as venues and moved everyone to Canada. Hmm I wonder why that was? How could they have possibly predicted that something about the American response was likely to turn into a massive cluster fark?
 
2020-08-10 3:59:18 PM  
JFC, not being able to watch organized sports during a pandemic is the firstiest of first world problems.
 
2020-08-10 3:59:55 PM  

Mikey1969: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.


Well, he was still a shiatty landscaper.
 
2020-08-10 4:00:26 PM  
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"Sir, this is LaDainian Tomlinson's Arby's."
 
2020-08-10 4:00:45 PM  
I think a side effect of not having college football will be his poll numbers tanking even further. I love college football and I am more than willing to make that sacrifice.

But seriously, it's the right call. They shouldn't be playing any sports right now, and the NFL needs to be considering their options.
 
2020-08-10 4:01:20 PM  
Eat dog food!

/ get used to the taste now
// it'll be the only thing left to eat during the nuclear winter.
/// I call dibs on the chop house slurry.
 
2020-08-10 4:01:57 PM  
LOL he went to Wharton and didn't play college football against the Ivy League as like Biff, Skippy and Lawerence Fluffybottom the Fourth

Hell he was supposedly scouted by the Phillies according to Trump and the head of the alumni Association at Trump's high school who lied about being Trump's baseball head coach
 
2020-08-10 4:02:37 PM  
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2020-08-10 4:02:43 PM  
This must be some of that "hard work" Bill Barr was telling us about.
 
2020-08-10 4:03:00 PM  

Mikey1969: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.


Forget it, Jake, people here still argue that the "goddamned piece of paper" quote was real.
 
2020-08-10 4:04:24 PM  
I guess this means all the Dr. Pepper vendor guy commercials are just going to be him crying in an empty stadium this year.
 
2020-08-10 4:04:45 PM  
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The Trump team takes the field.
 
2020-08-10 4:05:43 PM  
Ugh.  For some reason when I started reading about divisions opting out (something that has been clear for weeks) I didn't think that would be a political issue.

Never underestimate how awful republicans are.  Never.
 
2020-08-10 4:06:08 PM  
Malfeasance in Office is a crime. But we all know the Republiderps juts don't care, as they are just as guilty.
 
2020-08-10 4:06:55 PM  
Play college football!

Enforce social distancing!

The scores will be HUUUGE!  They'll be the bigliest scores that any president has ever seen!
 
2020-08-10 4:07:59 PM  
Wooooo FOOTBALL  WOOOOOO!
Hey, everyone lets... oh yeah, they're all dead.

A not insignificant percentage of football fans already have lost people to Covid-19, watching football will remind them of who isn't there to see the game too.

It's not going away, it's permeating social circles.
 
2020-08-10 4:08:01 PM  
I'll be all for doing college football when Trump & members of this administration play a fun 1-hour scrimmage against a local college team.

What? No? Is that somehow dangerous or something? Hrm.
 
2020-08-10 4:08:06 PM  
When Rome faulted Ceasar order gladiatorial games to distract the masses. Trump is desperate to give people anything else to talk about
 
2020-08-10 4:08:40 PM  
Sing Penn's fight song without missing any words and we'll talk, fat man.
 
2020-08-10 4:11:24 PM  
Criminalize ownership of sports teams.
Unionize Football.

Indiscriminate revenge against Trump donors is sweet.
 
2020-08-10 4:11:36 PM  
Kiss my ass!
 
2020-08-10 4:11:42 PM  
Trump campaign committee after reading FARK today.

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2020-08-10 4:13:38 PM  

mathamagical: theToadMan: Trump absolutely needs a sense of normalcy going into the fall. Kids in school and sports on TV go a long way.
MLB is in shambles already college football is imploding and more NFL players are opting out of play this year.
Oh and that high school in Georgia made it about a week before having to shutdown again.

The NHL is doing well though, coincidentally they turned down all the American host cities as venues and moved everyone to Canada. Hmm I wonder why that was? How could they have possibly predicted that something about the American response was likely to turn into a massive cluster fark?


Even our "national team" the Bluejays were first allowed into Toronto and then the Canadian government immediately realized the inferno brewing in the MLB and told them to get out.
I am happily surprised that there has been zero positive cases in the NHL since things got underway. That and my habs kicking Syd and company to the curb
 
2020-08-10 4:14:05 PM  
He's literally on the dumb side of every debate thing.

FTFY Subs.
 
2020-08-10 4:15:28 PM  
Players : we who are about to die, salute you
 
2020-08-10 4:15:28 PM  

Magorn: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [i.imgflip.com image 500x715]

5,228,615.  Or 52 million if you follow the CDC'S pessimistic model


That's the cases, the 160,000+ figure would be the deaths. The very under-reported deaths. The real number will be known later - that's usually how it goes with these things even when a government isn't pretty much openly cooking the books.

And the Trump admin is all but openly cooking the books. When the White House ordered the CDC to stop accepting data, and instead started routing it through Trump admin political cronies, COVID data points improved starting on that day. Trump has openly admitted - more than once - to directing his admin to slow down testing in order to make himself look better. If he'd openly admit to that it's not a stretch to believe he's also ordered his cronies to cook the books even further behind the scenes.

The real death toll so far is probably somewhere over 200k. And that's in 5 months, during the warmest part of the year when transmission is more difficult for these types of diseases. When all is said and done, by the time we get this under control, we'll be lucky if only half a million Americans have been taken from us by the Trump administration's intentional mismanagement. This is one of the largest acts of mass murder in the US I can think of. You need to compare it to wars - BIG ones - or slavery on this kind of scale. In a sane country our people would already have risen up and burned down the White House with the current occupant locked inside, then moved on to GOP HQ.
 
2020-08-10 4:17:38 PM  

Circusdog320: 163,000+


Its 165,000+
 
2020-08-10 4:20:12 PM  

JudgeSmails: that fat fark should sacrifice his own children first.


If one of them got sick and/or died it wouldn't phase him one iota. The GOP would ignore that callousness along with everything else.
 
2020-08-10 4:20:53 PM  
His "Get that son of a biatch off the field!" rant shows he's never seen a football game in his life.

The NFL Takes a Knee in Protest of Trump: The Daily Show
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2020-08-10 4:23:00 PM  
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2020-08-10 4:23:28 PM  

Bermuda59: Trump campaign committee after reading FARK today.

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He's Consistent on Every Argument


Man I hate that picture- I assume that's his official one as it hangs in my cities' Federal Courthouse.  It's half "disingenuous 9 year old told to smile or Dad will hit you with his belt" and half "I have a major digestive system problem that needs to be looked at as soon as this photo is snapped."
 
2020-08-10 4:27:42 PM  
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2020-08-10 4:28:19 PM  

theToadMan: mathamagical: theToadMan: Trump absolutely needs a sense of normalcy going into the fall. Kids in school and sports on TV go a long way.
MLB is in shambles already college football is imploding and more NFL players are opting out of play this year.
Oh and that high school in Georgia made it about a week before having to shutdown again.

The NHL is doing well though, coincidentally they turned down all the American host cities as venues and moved everyone to Canada. Hmm I wonder why that was? How could they have possibly predicted that something about the American response was likely to turn into a massive cluster fark?

Even our "national team" the Bluejays were first allowed into Toronto and then the Canadian government immediately realized the inferno brewing in the MLB and told them to get out.
I am happily surprised that there has been zero positive cases in the NHL since things got underway. That and my habs kicking Syd and company to the curb


Yeah I was pulling for the Habs too, but if the penguins or oilers get the 1oa pick this evening I'll be exasperated.
 
2020-08-10 4:30:19 PM  
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2020-08-10 4:30:39 PM  

Subtonic: Mikey1969: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.

Well, he was still a shiatty landscaper.


Well, with Trump screaming at you like that, I bet you would be a little wobbly on your feet, too. :-)
 
2020-08-10 4:34:37 PM  

Subtonic: Bazolar: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

Not brown enough?  To Republican thinking anyway.

Look at the lines in the grass. It's like he's drunk!


I'd be drunk too, if I had to work for Cadet Bonespurs.
 
2020-08-10 4:34:52 PM  
This is Trump's nightmare:

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2020-08-10 4:36:08 PM  
if Trump had a better response to the pandemic we would have college football.

It is his fault we will not have college football and yours for voting for him and not wearing a mask.
 
2020-08-10 4:37:01 PM  
I was talking with a family member who is an NFL scout.  College leagues were literally dropping like flies just during our conversation yesterday.  There aren't many left.

/He thinks promising players will still get attention from private scouting appointments
 
2020-08-10 4:38:01 PM  
Well not to surprising that all them liberal colleges are in on the hoax.
 
2020-08-10 4:43:45 PM  

slaur: Play Misty for Me.
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That movie creeped me out so bad that even today I shudder at the name Jessica Walter. I can handle her on Archer fine though.

/saw it in a dark theater when it came out
//to this day I don't think I have watched a movie with her in it
///I was 15
 
2020-08-10 4:44:28 PM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: This is Trump's nightmare:

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The Democrat Party, duh. Everything is always the fault of the Democrat Party.
 
2020-08-10 4:50:41 PM  
Scratch my balls, ya spork-handed baboon.
 
2020-08-10 4:51:35 PM  
I'm sure he's going to find some way to try and strong arm colleges into playing
 
2020-08-10 4:53:44 PM  
Rick & morty - go football
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2020-08-10 4:58:03 PM  
The reason why he prefers college football over the major leagues:

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2020-08-10 5:06:26 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Just f*cking die


Republicans Delenda Est!
 
2020-08-10 5:11:48 PM  
I was going out to Play College Football, but now I don't feel like it.
 
2020-08-10 5:24:09 PM  

Jz4p: I was talking with a family member who is an NFL scout.  College leagues were literally dropping like flies just during our conversation yesterday.  There aren't many left.

/He thinks promising players will still get attention from private scouting appointments


Players that are legit pro prospects are better off sitting out the season, hiring an agent, and training for the combine. That's where the bulk of the attention for the 2021 draft picks is going to come from.

Even the college conferences that decide to press on with playing this fall will be shut down within 6 weeks, so a nationally televised game to boost their draft potential is a long shot at best.
 
2020-08-10 5:28:09 PM  
.....TV.....Camera.

Must be taking a new cognitive test.
 
2020-08-10 5:30:13 PM  

Mikey1969: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.


I look on that as being part of the joke, personally.

Also, if you're desperate for accuracy in stupid Fark memes, the kid's nickname was just "Pickle".
 
2020-08-10 5:44:46 PM  

iron de havilland: Mikey1969: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.

I look on that as being part of the joke, personally.

Also, if you're desperate for accuracy in stupid Fark memes, the kid's nickname was just "Pickle".


Shiat, you're right... LOL!
 
2020-08-10 5:54:57 PM  

JudgeSmails: that fat fark should sacrifice his own children first.


I would rather that he had to give up something of value.
 
2020-08-10 6:29:39 PM  
Kids are immune
College players are 'kids'
ipso fatso:  College kids are immune

Bring back Dare Dorm and Nebraska Coeds!
 
2020-08-10 10:26:29 PM  
I could see Trump trying to force the armed forces schools to go ahead and play Football.  Week 1 Army vs. Air Force.  Week 2 Navy vs Air Force.  Week 3 Army vs Air Force.  Round and round for 12 weeks!
 
2020-08-11 7:13:44 AM  

iron de havilland: Mikey1969: Subtonic: Tr0mBoNe: [Fark user image 778x500]

I've never noticed before but Pickles is a terrible landscaper.

That kid STILL isn't Pickles. He wasn't Pickles when the picture was taken, and he hasn't somehow transformed into him in the years since.

I look on that as being part of the joke, personally.

Also, if you're desperate for accuracy in stupid Fark memes, the kid's nickname was just "Pickle".


Yeah. Pickles is the drummer. Doodily doo, dingdong doodlily doodily doo.
 
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