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2020-08-10 11:46:07 AM  
Beginning?
 
2020-08-10 11:46:28 AM  

FarkingSmurf: Beginning?

 
2020-08-10 11:47:50 AM  
Beware the farting rocks in Labyrinth.
 
2020-08-10 11:48:07 AM  
I'll bet someone is talking to his generals.
 
2020-08-10 11:50:03 AM  
One woman was killed and two people were hospitalized in an explosion in northwest Baltimore that leveled three rowhomes, fire officials said.

Snoop and Marlo wanted for questioning.
 
2020-08-10 11:52:16 AM  

edmo: I'll bet someone is talking to his generals.


I talked to my big beautiful generals, the best generals, and they told me this was likely a liberal anarchist kale explosion.  They want to take away your hamberders and make you eat kale.
 
2020-08-10 11:53:39 AM  
farking antifa
 
2020-08-10 11:57:17 AM  
Another Period - Too Much Cocaine Wine
Youtube vB2YUUK4SmU


"What is this?  Baltimore?"


NSFW.
 
2020-08-10 11:59:31 AM  
This is just sad.   Nobody should go out like this just because their neighbor chose the Doritos Locos Chalupa Supreme meal at Taco Bell.
 
2020-08-10 12:00:51 PM  
Oh, and because Baltimore:

Big Bill Hell's
Youtube 4sZuN0xXWLc


/oblig.
//NSFW language.
 
2020-08-10 12:06:33 PM  
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2020-08-10 12:11:00 PM  
Omar's coming!
 
2020-08-10 12:11:14 PM  
Oooooh!  Right near where I grew up.
 
2020-08-10 12:18:51 PM  
Baltimore has the11th highest murder rate in the world.  Beirut is 54th.
 
2020-08-10 12:20:03 PM  
Freeperland says it was a Soros funded weapons cache for BLM/antifa.


This is what these people really believe.
 
2020-08-10 12:21:57 PM  
Wow...makes me nervous about how this happens. Like, user error or gas lines into the house that you have no control over?

/lives in an old row home in Baltimore
 
2020-08-10 12:24:22 PM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: Oooooh!  Right near where I grew up.


And now it's that much closer to where you are now.  Or pieces of it are anyway.
 
2020-08-10 12:29:54 PM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: Oooooh!  Right near where I grew up.


I have a cousin that grew up in that neighborhood.
I worked at a store in the Reisterstown Road Plaza for a bit in high school.
I knew this area well back then.
 
2020-08-10 12:38:12 PM  
History: The explosion was caused by a small group of radicals trying to carry out an assassination.
Reality: It was a gas leak, sometimes bad things happen, and there's no one to hit.
 
2020-08-10 1:02:55 PM  
Hoping for a nice menu story.
 
2020-08-10 1:07:49 PM  
WOW! I live about 40 miles away from there! I am so happy God was looking out for me and kept me safe. Thank you, Lord Jesus!
 
2020-08-10 1:11:33 PM  

der Sittenstrolch: Wow...makes me nervous about how this happens. Like, user error or gas lines into the house that you have no control over?

/lives in an old row home in Baltimore


A lot of residential explosions these days are due to stoners trying to make shatter from weed using butane. It works like a mofo, up to 90 plus percent THC, but you have to be careful, which stoners don't do well.

You should worry about getting good extracts from your local dispensary for a while, but as long as you don't have dumb stoners living next door, you should be fine.
 
2020-08-10 1:14:39 PM  

phishrace: der Sittenstrolch: Wow...makes me nervous about how this happens. Like, user error or gas lines into the house that you have no control over?

/lives in an old row home in Baltimore

A lot of residential explosions these days are due to stoners trying to make shatter from weed using butane. It works like a mofo, up to 90 plus percent THC, but you have to be careful, which stoners don't do well.

You should worry about getting good extracts from your local dispensary for a while, but as long as you don't have dumb stoners living next door, you should be fine.


It was the chupacabra and the Illuminati who caused the explosion.  The Hittites were involved.
 
2020-08-10 1:31:27 PM  
Tactical nuke.
 
2020-08-10 1:33:50 PM  

phishrace: der Sittenstrolch: Wow...makes me nervous about how this happens. Like, user error or gas lines into the house that you have no control over?

/lives in an old row home in Baltimore

A lot of residential explosions these days are due to stoners trying to make shatter from weed using butane. It works like a mofo, up to 90 plus percent THC, but you have to be careful, which stoners don't do well.

You should worry about getting good extracts from your local dispensary for a while, but as long as you don't have dumb stoners living next door, you should be fine.


That pic... that's not a shatter fark up or a meth lab gone wrong - those go boom, set the house in fire, local damage.  Pics indicate serious boom, that's gas (or alternatively real explosives, but that's a lot less likely than gas lines gone wrong.)
 
2020-08-10 1:36:00 PM  
Meanwhile in Chicago
#NewsNow | #Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot holds newser on looting in city | 10-08-20
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Skip to 17:30
 
2020-08-10 2:10:22 PM  
 
2020-08-10 2:17:49 PM  
Rowhomes

Not even once
 
2020-08-10 2:29:56 PM  
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2020-08-10 3:11:27 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: phishrace: der Sittenstrolch: Wow...makes me nervous about how this happens. Like, user error or gas lines into the house that you have no control over?

/lives in an old row home in Baltimore

A lot of residential explosions these days are due to stoners trying to make shatter from weed using butane. It works like a mofo, up to 90 plus percent THC, but you have to be careful, which stoners don't do well.

You should worry about getting good extracts from your local dispensary for a while, but as long as you don't have dumb stoners living next door, you should be fine.

That pic... that's not a shatter fark up or a meth lab gone wrong - those go boom, set the house in fire, local damage.  Pics indicate serious boom, that's gas (or alternatively real explosives, but that's a lot less likely than gas lines gone wrong.)


Yeah, they had a worse one in the SF Bay area some years ago, big pipeline fail.
 
2020-08-10 3:12:03 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: phishrace: der Sittenstrolch: Wow...makes me nervous about how this happens. Like, user error or gas lines into the house that you have no control over?

/lives in an old row home in Baltimore

A lot of residential explosions these days are due to stoners trying to make shatter from weed using butane. It works like a mofo, up to 90 plus percent THC, but you have to be careful, which stoners don't do well.

You should worry about getting good extracts from your local dispensary for a while, but as long as you don't have dumb stoners living next door, you should be fine.

That pic... that's not a shatter fark up or a meth lab gone wrong - those go boom, set the house in fire, local damage.  Pics indicate serious boom, that's gas (or alternatively real explosives, but that's a lot less likely than gas lines gone wrong.)


Gas leak (or other gas/ vapor explosion), definitely. Turns the whole building into a bomb, but has a relatively short blast radius. A high explosive powerful enough to completely level a house will do extensive damage to surrounding buildings too.
 
2020-08-10 7:06:03 PM  
Beirut just decided to look like Baltimore.

It managed the transition in a much much much more rapid fashion than Baltimore did.
 
2020-08-10 8:50:24 PM  
 My Grandmother moved out of Detroit in 2010. I was in Los Angeles at the time one of regrets in life was I wasn't at home when she finally moved. It was one of the last decent  neighborhoods that stood before the economy turned to shiat. I will always have that  regret until the day I die.
/ fire bombed houses, boarded up houses, and copper ripped houses. When she moved she didn't moved to far six miles up in a retirement condo that she bought . She lived there until she died  about a month ago. 10 years. I was out of the service at that point for awhile. When she lived alone( in Detroit)there where a couple nights I drove around her neighborhood to make sure she was okay. Glad I wasn't pulled over wasn't in the right state of mind  no alcohol or on drugs in my system mind you but, hand guns.
/ glad I wasn't stupid would never do that again family it out of there proper.
/ sorry to share
/ not a badass,  but, was heart broken
 
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