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(CNN Philippines)   When talking about Covid19 WHO official says "we can outsmart the virus". Difficulty: Half of Americans can't outsmart themselves out of a wet paper bag let alone follow simple safety guidelines   (cnnphilippines.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, World Health Organization, Infection, Individual, Virus, Individual rights, AIDS, Dr. Mike Ryan, Maria Van Kerkhove  
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2020-08-10 2:52:39 PM  
8 votes:
As a sovereign citizen, I do not recognize the authority of the Corona virus, and will therefore not be wearing a mask. Now excuse me, I'm off to Golden Corral.
 
2020-08-10 2:11:22 PM  
7 votes:
It's not even a living organism and it outsmarted Trump.
 
2020-08-10 2:46:46 PM  
6 votes:

SVC_conservative: HotIgneous Intruder: No. No we cannot.
USA Americans need maps and flashlights to find their anuses.

Can is a very fungible word.

I CAN rent a luxury jet and fly around the world.

Is it likely? No. is it feasible? No. Will I be ruined doing it? Yes.

So we CAN do it, we just won't succeed.


Way to humblebrag.

/still, I'm impressed
 
2020-08-10 2:38:08 PM  
5 votes:
We have the biggest educated people.  The best.  People tell me all the times, lots of people. Lots of education in the US.
 
2020-08-10 2:55:37 PM  
4 votes:

Subtonic: As a sovereign citizen, I do not recognize the authority of the Corona virus, and will therefore not be wearing a mask. Now excuse me, I'm off to Golden Corral.


I dipped my balls in the chocolate fountain so take that as you will.
 
2020-08-10 2:56:48 PM  
3 votes:

Raoul Eaton: This is like saying we can outsmart an F5 tornado.


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2020-08-10 2:54:45 PM  
2 votes:
Can't.  We're too busy checkmating libs!!!
 
2020-08-10 5:09:21 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-10 3:27:58 PM  
1 vote:
We COULD but...
...we're not going too.

Instead, we will OUTDUMB the virus!
A plan so monumentally stupid, only a great genius could conceive of it!

You see, the virus won't suspect us if we let it multiply and mutate inside of us, then...At just the right moment...We'll all jump inside of ourselves and spray disinfectants everywhere!

That virus won't suspect a thing.
 
2020-08-10 3:09:52 PM  
1 vote:

AmbassadorBooze: For too long we let the dumb breed.  We need to revive Eugenics.  But we just get rid of the racial part of it.  Instead we collectivise it.  Only let those who have traits we need breed.  Do we need strong workers?  If so have the strongest males all jack off into a giant tank, and then the strongest females take a 100cc random sample from the tank and blast that baby batter up into the baby maker.  Do we need smart people?  Do a similar thing.  Of course our strong worker offspring will need the proper nutrition etc... to become the workers we need, but we collectivise that too.  And our scientist offspring will need the proper education to make sure their genes get maximum effect.  And to make everything more equitable, we can even make sure that the race ratios in each tank are the "correct" ones that will produce equity.  And we make laws that forcibly abort any unauthorized gamete joining.  It isn't a person, just a mass of cells.  Make the gamete joiners eat the mass of cells.

Stupid people problem solved.


Do you want Khan? Because that's how you get Khan.
 
2020-08-10 3:08:38 PM  
1 vote:

Shaggy_C: Lord Dimwit: A coronavirus doesn't have a brain. A human is therefore infinitely more intelligent and therefore infinitely more capable.

A virus doesn't have an insatiable need to party or go to the beach though. So there!


The most obvious symptom of coronavirus is a heavy desire to attend large gatherings.
 
2020-08-10 3:05:29 PM  
1 vote:

Raoul Eaton: This is like saying we can outsmart an F5 tornado.


Well, this is America.

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/Keep your powder dry.
 
2020-08-10 3:00:45 PM  
1 vote:
 YEEEEEEAAAHHHH!
 
2020-08-10 2:59:57 PM  
1 vote:

rjakobi: When we're referring to "most Americans", are we referring to ourselves in a self-depreciating manner or are we just pointing at the others in our nation we don't like?  I only say this because I've always considered myself very smart and really don't think it's fair that I end up getting grouped with the slower idiots whenever people on this site make wide sweeping gestures upon what they think is reality or not.

I mean, if we're laughing at ourselves, sure, go ahead.  If we're laughing with ourselves at other people, then that's just nice at all.


You sound like a typical white person.

/runs
 
2020-08-10 2:58:15 PM  
1 vote:
When we're referring to "most Americans", are we referring to ourselves in a self-depreciating manner or are we just pointing at the others in our nation we don't like?  I only say this because I've always considered myself very smart and really don't think it's fair that I end up getting grouped with the slower idiots whenever people on this site make wide sweeping gestures upon what they think is reality or not.

I mean, if we're laughing at ourselves, sure, go ahead.  If we're laughing with ourselves at other people, then that's just nice at all.
 
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