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(Bloomberg)   Trump gets some new bragging rights as the law and order president now presides over an all-time low in white collar crime. Oh, wait, that's all-time low in white collar crime enforcement. Nevermind   ( divider line
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620 clicks; posted to Politics » on 10 Aug 2020 at 4:53 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-08-10 2:57:24 PM  
8 votes:
Just like how not doing any Coronavirus tests will guarantee no Coronavirus cases, if you don't investigate any white collar crimes there will be no white collar crimes

Chalksteak, Liberacefartos!
2020-08-10 5:07:07 PM  
6 votes:
It's not even crime.

They changed the laws so it's not even illegal anymore. And just to make sure the finance industry has regulatory captured both the SEC and the FBI Financial Crimes division so that such offenses would never get prosecuted even if they did get caught.

We are living in a Golden Age of white collar crime. Welcome to the Plutocracy.

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." ~ Frederic Bastiat
2020-08-10 5:06:17 PM  
4 votes:

Catlenfell: Hopefully, the Biden administration makes white collar crime a priority.

He wrote a law calling for the death penalty for 51 urban crimes. White collar isn't on his radar.
You are talking about a man that described poor people going into bankruptcy as abuse against those poor predatory lenders.
2020-08-10 12:44:54 PM  
3 votes:
They don't call it "white collar crime" for nothing. So what'd you expect, subby?
2020-08-10 8:14:45 PM  
2 votes:
My 5 part plan for Ha Ha Suckers!

Step 1: Defund the police.
Step 2: enable police to seize assets in only white collar crime cases, you know, to prevent the innocent money from being used to commit more crimes.
Step 3: White collar crime is cracked down upon.
Step 4: Join the police.
Step 5: move off world using the local police space programs funded by asset forfeiture.
2020-08-10 5:09:19 PM  
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2020-08-10 5:06:58 PM  
1 vote:
It's still a brag. White-collar criminals are among his chief supporters.
2020-08-10 4:58:59 PM  
1 vote:
So what you are saying is ,Kamala Harris was ahead of her time?
2020-08-10 11:32:38 AM  
1 vote:
Seeing as how all the offices are closed, it doesn't seem right to steal from yourself at home.  Stats probably don't include what the trump family is grifting either.
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