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(The Daily Beast)   No, Tom Hanks didn't pull a Polanski and move to Greece. He and his wife were awarded citizenship for their help raising millions after a deadly wildfire   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2020-08-10 9:48:16 AM  
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2020-08-10 9:51:14 AM  
Q anon people need to be shot in the head.
 
2020-08-10 10:05:36 AM  
Tom Hanks doesn't diddle little kids.
 
2020-08-10 10:55:47 AM  
History's greatest monster.
 
2020-08-10 10:56:06 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Tom Hanks doesn't diddle little kids.


You can't prove a negative. He's also rumored to be a spree killer. Just like Mr. Rogers.
 
2020-08-10 11:06:12 AM  

Subtonic: NewportBarGuy: Tom Hanks doesn't diddle little kids.

You can't prove a negative. He's also rumored to be a spree killer. Just like Mr. Rogers.


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2020-08-10 11:17:30 AM  
QAnon would rather slander one of the really good guys in Hollywood than admit pictures like this exist:

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2020-08-10 11:17:37 AM  
Greece is trying to steal Tom Hanks from us and Q Anon is trying to help make it happen.

Greece, I get it and can't blame you.  Who doesn't love Tom Hanks and want him to be part of your country?

Q Anon cultists, you people are actively trying to get rid of Mr. Hanks?  You disgust me so much more than I ever thought you could.
 
2020-08-10 11:23:12 AM  
Was it a "grease" fire?
 
2020-08-10 11:55:27 AM  

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for what it's worth, the french fries in greece farking rule.
 
2020-08-10 12:28:47 PM  
They should at least pick a country with no extradition treaties with America. Christ, it's like these dumbasses never saw an episode of Narcos.
 
2020-08-10 12:37:22 PM  
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2020-08-10 12:41:44 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Tom Hanks doesn't diddle little kids.


Correct.  However, he did kill plenty of children in Vietnam while in the Core.
 
2020-08-10 12:46:08 PM  

jake_lex: QAnon would rather slander one of the really good guys in Hollywood than admit pictures like this exist:

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Because on of the really good guys slandered their orange god and rightfully so.

I prefer to call them #IQNone
 
2020-08-10 12:52:28 PM  

Subtonic: NewportBarGuy: Tom Hanks doesn't diddle little kids.

You can't prove a negative. He's also rumored to be a spree killer. Just like Mr. Rogers.


I don't get that whole "you can't prove a negative" thing. Mathematics proves a whole bunch of negatives.
 
2020-08-10 1:02:20 PM  

schubie: They should at least pick a country with no extradition treaties with America. Christ, it's like these dumbasses never saw an episode of Narcos.


I mean, even when a country doesn't have an extradition treaty with the US, that doesn't mean that you won't be extradited back if you are caught there.  It just means that it's up to that other country if they will or will not in your case.
 
2020-08-10 1:10:51 PM  

batlock666: Subtonic: NewportBarGuy: Tom Hanks doesn't diddle little kids.

You can't prove a negative. He's also rumored to be a spree killer. Just like Mr. Rogers.

I don't get that whole "you can't prove a negative" thing. Mathematics proves a whole bunch of negatives.


You can't prove that wild accusation.
 
2020-08-10 1:28:17 PM  

jake_lex: QAnon would rather slander one of the really good guys in Hollywood than admit pictures like this exist:

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Look, it's Trump doing his best Alec Baldwin impersonation! No, seriously, that looks more like Alec Baldwin than the Trump we have all grown to hate.
 
2020-08-10 2:52:10 PM  
At this point, I'd love for another country to make me a citizen. Lucky bastard.
 
2020-08-10 3:27:29 PM  

schubie: They should at least pick a country with no extradition treaties with America. Christ, it's like these dumbasses never saw an episode of Narcos.


They don't need facts when they have feelings.
 
2020-08-10 3:54:00 PM  

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I'm sorry, most of us don't speak "Q Anon true believer", what does this photo mean exactly?
 
2020-08-10 4:01:30 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: At this point, I'd love for another country to make me a citizen. Lucky bastard.


It's pretty easy if you're actually serious about it and not just pissed off at the current buffoon in the White House.
 
2020-08-10 4:08:43 PM  

FLMountainMan: Herr Morgenstern: At this point, I'd love for another country to make me a citizen. Lucky bastard.

It's pretty easy if you're actually serious about it and not just pissed off at the current buffoon in the White House.


https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-​n​cov/travelers/from-other-countries.htm​l
 
2020-08-10 6:11:14 PM  

Subtonic: NewportBarGuy: Tom Hanks doesn't diddle little kids.

You can't prove a negative. He's also rumored to be a spree killer. Just like Mr. Rogers.


I thought Rogers got whacked for writing one too many bad checks.
 
2020-08-10 6:42:41 PM  

mjones73: jake_lex: QAnon would rather slander one of the really good guys in Hollywood than admit pictures like this exist:

[ta-images.condecdn.net image 810x540]

Because on of the really good guys slandered their orange god and rightfully so.

I prefer to call them #IQNone


I call them qmorons.
 
2020-08-10 10:17:57 PM  
Also, Greece.

It's pretty much a country made up of beautiful landscapes, pleasant weather and fattening food.
 
2020-08-11 1:55:31 AM  

phoenix352: Greece is trying to steal Tom Hanks from us and Q Anon is trying to help make it happen.

Greece, I get it and can't blame you.  Who doesn't love Tom Hanks and want him to be part of your country?

Q Anon cultists, you people are actively trying to get rid of Mr. Hanks?  You disgust me so much more than I ever thought you could.


I'm picturing an election ad in the vein of Simpsons movie with Tom.

Do you like me, Tom Hanks, well the Democrats are borrowing some of my goodwill to vote out the GOP from federal and state offices. If not, ill leave you all in a dome and move to Greece.

/tussel my hair
 
2020-08-11 12:47:17 PM  
You can't fault a guy for seeing the current situation in the US for what it is and not wanting to stick around for the coming shiatshow.
 
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