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(Tampa Bay Times)   The Atlantic hurricane season starts when the Saharan dust season ends   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Tropical cyclone, Atlantic Ocean, massive plume of Saharan dust, Saharan Air Layer, Atlantic storms, historic Saharan phenomenon, historic storm season, Saharan Air Layer's June outbreak  
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2020-08-10 3:01:47 PM  
The year is 2020.
Hurricane season is off to a slow start, but the Saharan dust layer has forsaken the east coast of the United States. Probably had something to do slavery. Millions of Americans, exhausted from over 6 months of stay-at-home orders and washing their hands 50 times a day, are unaware that a 200mph CAT5 hurricane is approaching the coast of SC. With ample yet totally unabated warning, Charleston, SC is wiped off the map. The hurricane tears inland towards Charlotte, where RNC delegates continue to compare their sub-par dick sizes. Thousands are killed as they watch Fox News coverage of Portlanders rioting for their right to utilize their white privilege in support of BLM. The hurricane quickly makes a B-line for the warm mid-August Atlantic waters to regain the strength it needs to tackle the hair gel and spray tan on the New Jersey turnpike. "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy​yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy," the hurricane announces as it approaches the plastic bottle-encrusted coast of the Jersey Shore. Realizing its mistake, the hurricane, violently choking on Axe body spray and off-brand Acqua Di Gio, quickly turns toward NY.
im too lazy to finish this .. i hope someone laughed. 2020 sucks.
2020-08-10 6:29:03 PM  
This is the loneliest thread ever.
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